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19578517 No.19578517 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>have many sin debts
>would have had to pay for them in hell for all eternity
>tfw Jesus Christ paid them all for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDEBz25lGdY

>> No.19579026

Based

>> No.19579052

>>19578517
That sounds pretty lame, that means everyone who has fucked you over will suffer no punishment for it.

>> No.19579182

>>19578517
based

>> No.19580098
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>> No.19580174

>>19578517
jesus sucks cocks in hell

>> No.19580330

>>19578517
can someone give a quick advice.
i hate people and want to go to heaven alone. how do i lead everyone else to perdition and make sure only my soul is saved?

>> No.19580344

>>19580174
Your punishment will be severe. Repent.

>> No.19580374

>>19580344
mary is riding belzebub's cock while jesus has taken 15 men in the ass in the last hour
god is watching it from heaven while jacking off (heh, cuck)

>> No.19580535 [DELETED] 

FUCK JOHN THE BAPTIST AND ALL THE PROPHETS
FUCK ST. PETER AND ALL THE APOSTOLES
FUCK CUMSLUT MARY
FUCK JESUS
FUCK GOD

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK JANNIES

>> No.19580549
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FUCK JOHN THE BAPTIST AND ALL THE PROPHETS
FUCK ST. PETER AND ALL THE APOSTOLES
FUCK CUMSLUT MARY
FUCK JESUS
FUCK GOD

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK JANNIES

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>>19578517
Amen.

>> No.19580576

>>19579052
If there was no forgiveness, there would be no reason for bad behavior to stop since any attempt to change for the better would be in vain.

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>>19580174
>>19580330
>>19580374
>>19580549
Shhhhhhhhhhhh

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19580600

The Lord loves cunny. Peace be upon you.

>> No.19580615

>>19580600
That ain't cunny

>> No.19580635

god bless

>> No.19580640

>>19580374
Kek

>> No.19580661

>>19578517
You must be reaaaaallly retarded to feel any kind of absolution for things that burden you, just because some goatfucker got crucified 1967 years ago for your sins. Is your mind trying to find an easy way out of feelings like guilt/fear/uncertainty that you just fall for the god-meme? How about you try to work some things out yourself and learn to control your emotions. Sage & go back to pol

>> No.19580757

Blessed thread

>> No.19580786

>>19580174
>>19580330
>>19580374
>>19580549
nvm i repent

>>19580590
>>19580344
>>19580576
haha cya suckers in heaven

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>>19580786