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[Anonymous No.19564094]

>tfw 23 years old and i only fucked 20 girls

[Anonymous No.19564110]

yikes

[Anonymous No.19564123]

>>19564094
I've only fucked one and I'm 31

[Anonymous No.19564152]

>>19564094
Iktf bro. Im 26 and only fucked 90 norwegian girls

[Anonymous No.19564156]

>>19564094
LOL same...

[Anonymous No.19564161]

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.19564162]

>lost my virginity at 27
>38 now
>had sex with 3 (THREE) COMPLETELY DIFFERENT women that I am not related to since then
Heh nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.19564188]

>>19564162
>not related to
Did you have wincest?

[Anonymous No.19564199]

>tfw 23 year old KHV
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19564205]

>>19564094
What a burden you carry in the world of ours!

[Anonymous No.19564225]

>>19564094
Ok so you've been slacking and your numbers obviously aren't where you want them to be, it's important to realize that it's not too late to improve. My bodycount went from 15 at age 24 to 60+ at age 26

[Anonymous No.19564251]

>>19564094
>24 yo
>16 or 17 banged i cant remember anymore
realised around bang 8 that trying to fuck as many girls as poss doesnt make you happier, and just gives you more problems

[Anonymous No.19564292]

>>19564094
please tell me they were all in the last couple months I'm 22 and a khv

[Anonymous No.19564333]

>>19564292
oh anon. what do you look like? what kind of shape are you in? what do you do? what are you like socially?

There could still be hope for you

[Anonymous No.19564363]

Tfw turned down sex from 3 women (2 reasonably attractive) because I can't bring myself to commit adultery and I always get close then realize how guilty I'll be.

Just want a nice quiet qt gf to cuddle with and wake up with her on my chest, stupid whores keep distracting me.

[Anonymous No.19564398]

>>19564094
>tfw 48 yo and virgin

[Anonymous No.19564403]

Anon its not about how many u fuck, its about finding the one u'll only be fucking for the rest of ur life

[Anonymous No.19564407]

>>19564094
Those were men

[Anonymous No.19564413]

>>19564333
Average looking but skinny. I wagecuck and get along okay with co workers but don't have an actual friends.

[Anonymous No.19564555]

>>19564413
honestly, its just about putting yourself out there. There is somebody for everybody, you just have to keep going and eventually you will meet your match. Be humble in your expectations of a partner though. Also be prepared to face rejection

[Anonymous No.19564567]

>>19564555
>There is somebody for everybody, you just have to keep going and eventually you will meet your match.
spoken like a true woman, or maybe a quality tranny

[Anonymous No.19564586]

>>19564555
>just bee urself
get fucked

[Anonymous No.19564628]

>>19564555
I got stood up by a tinder whore once and had one other date that went nowhere. Also do I have to make friends before fugging women or can I skip straight to the gf.

[Anonymous No.19564650]

>>19564555
>There is somebody for everybody
Not true, everybody wants high quality mates, so low quality people will be left out

[Anonymous No.19564653]

>>19564628
That depends on how much the girl is into you.

[Anonymous No.19564709]

>>19564650
>>19564586
i pity you anons. I give this advice from chad status, i guess it doesnt work if you're ugly

I broke up with my last gf in 2018, women are a pain in the head in that I dont want to share my life with anybody else rn. I have other things to do, and cannot be bothered with the obligation of having to speak to one person every day for the rest of my life

the rules be attractive, dont be unattractive are very true, but i have many friends who are not the best looking, who still have gfs. There is always someone out there for you, you spergs just dont go out

>>19564650
exactly. i never said that theres a high quality mate out there for you all. i said there is somebody for everybody. as in, if you really want a gf it is not hard, but you will have to accept somebody that is at the same level as you. and i cant imagine most people are on 4chan are the high quality mates that high quality women are looking for.


One thing i have learned in life, is that ugly is a type, and anybody can get a mate.

[Anonymous No.19564730]

>>19564653
And by that I mean that if a girl IS into you then there’s no need to become her friend (it might actually ruin the attraction).
Becoming friends with a girl you want to fuck/ date is really only something you should do if she’s not into to you straight away but you’re desperate for her. That’s basically simps in a nutshell. Be warned, you will most likely fail and end up wasting a lot of time/ energy.

[Anonymous No.19564740]

>>19564709
>I have other things to do, and cannot be bothered with the obligation of having to speak to one person every day for the rest of my life
you'll come back around. I pity your ignorance.

[Anonymous No.19564745]

>>19564094
and you already got aids

[Anonymous No.19564747]

>>19564162
>had sex with 3 (THREE) COMPLETELY DIFFERENT women that I am not related to since then
a bit concerning you had to specify that anon

[Anonymous No.19564769]

>>19564740
I hate this image so much. This has played out for me so many fucking times. Every. Single. Time.
How to break?

[Anonymous No.19564921]

I'm 25 and only fucked 12.
The saddest part is I'm very good looking (8 or even 9) so that says a lot about my personality and social skills.

[Anonymous No.19565000]

Age 25 here, I lost count after 40 lays, but I really slowed down these last two years, I’d say 50 give or take.

[Anonymous No.19565009]

>>19564740
>you'll come back around. I pity your ignorance
i wouldnt say im ignorant. and i definitely am not an incel hahahah. you know nothing about my life
the reason i also dont want to commit to a gf is that there are just so many fit girls out there. i am in my 20s and these years imo are times to fuck around. But i currently cba with the hassle. coronavirus has been a good time cause ive been getting some time to myself

[Anonymous No.19565103]

>>19564769
it's your biological instinct kicking in

[Anonymous No.19565146]

At 2 girls a month that’s 24 in a year. But the thing is, dating is unironically time consuming as fuck, so you have to actually be motivated to fuck that many girls. Btw anyone can fuck an average looking girl, but not everyone can fuck a really and selective attractive one. That’s reserved for top tier men, those that are spending time improving their finances and career and health. Raw kill count is extremely misleading. If it’s really high you’re either spending a lot of energy on it while you’re still young or you’re literally a top tier man who doesn’t want to commit.
Investing in yourself is always the better options desu

[Anonymous No.19565152]

21y had sex for the first time at 5yrs old then 7 then 10 then 12 after that never had sex again because computers... video games.. internet...

[Anonymous No.19565180]

>tfw 25
>tfw 6 women
>tfw really regret 4 of those

[Anonymous No.19565189]

>>19565146
I would like to have sex with an average looking girl...

[Anonymous No.19565260]

>>19564407
fucking based, caught me off guard

[Anonymous No.19565344]

i dont even know how many women i've had sex with, around 40
highlights:
>18 year old anorexic punk/goth chick that was super shy, had the most perfect pussy I had ever seen, A cups, and was either a virgin or had only ever seen a dick on the internet because she was awful at sex and incredibly insecure
>hairy latina van chick who fucked like a banshee and had a super hot accent, decided to wear a condom with this one
>female coworker who gave head that would make buddha want to give her a tip, still friends
>italian chick who bought tons of high-end lingerie. pieces that were several hundreds of dollars each. wore it constantly, in public, and would always wear it if we were going to fuck. would make me wait outside the room while she changed outfits so that she could draw me in like a fisherman
>black chick who was a complete wheyfu, super muscular and very submissive. smelled really good, almost painfully tight
>girlfriend who preferred anal. could basically just stick it in after spitting on my dick, and she would cum super hard and be speaking in tongues after a while
>chick who claimed to be 18 but I never checked, wanted to be treated like a little kid and dressed up like a cat. loved cuddling and creampies and giving me hickies on my chest. fantastic handjobs and cried a lot which only made it hotter
>chick who looked like anne hathaway, hourglass figure, perky C cups, could not get it up for the fucking life of me. huge squirter, would have to take breaks when I was eating her out because she was so dehydrated. would sit on my face for an hour and just squirt all over the bed and down my throat. fantastic cook, incredibly smart, would have pursued a relationship but I seriously only got hard like once with her
i am coming to terms with the fact that i like braphogs and skellies and people who want to be infantalised. 5 foot anorexic chicks and 6 foot HOGS just really make you coom hard, god damn i love a good brapper and skelly, fuck me lads

[Anonymous No.19565387]

haha Yaeah... I hate the sandlike texture inside. It gets old. Right fellas?

[Anonymous No.19565398]

>>19565344
Hogs will always be the high T man’s choice.

[Anonymous No.19565463]

I had about 40 lol

[Anonymous No.19565940]

>>19564094
>every girl I fuck wrangles me into at least a 1 year relationship
>my whole life is just fucking women and having them end up resenting the ever living shit out of me

[Anonymous No.19566053]

fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.19566088]

>thinking op is bragging.

Saving yourself for a true good woman is the pinnacle of intimacy and this poor schmuck, awash in youthful ignorance, mistakenly threw that possibility away.

OP's Pic very much related.

[Anonymous No.19566094]

>tfw 22 and only fucked 13 year olds

[Anonymous No.19566114]

>>19564152
Somalian detected

[Anonymous No.19566139]

lmao imagine thinking sex is an achievement to be proud of haha fucking losers must be nice god im so lonely

[Anonymous No.19566269]

>tfw so many girls wanted to fuck me in hs
>23yo virgin now and only gotten fatter and more autistic
death has to be better than this right

[Anonymous No.19566752]

>27
>only fucked 60+ girls + 2 very decent gfs
>only have 1 mill in crypto
bros, why, WHY even live?

[Anonymous No.19566771]

Promiscuity is gross. Chads don’t sleep around.

[Anonymous No.19566785]

>26 or 27, cant remember anymore
>sex with 4 girls
>less than 4k to my name
>163 link
How much longer until I die

[Anonymous No.19566794]

>>19564094
>tfw 21 year old virgin with 500k in crypto who is /fit/, i'm too scared to have sex

[Anonymous No.19566798]

>>19566752
LARP

[Anonymous No.19566800]

>tfw 26 year old robot
I'm not getting married anytime soon so my body count will remain unchanged as will my investment strategy. Since I don't have to worry about paying for dates or buying diapers or any of that other marriage and family stuff, that's more money I can play around with investing.

[Anonymous No.19566826]

>>19566269
Honestly, I envy single anons. I I’ve got a kid, and a hot wife, and I deeply regret wasting my single years doing nothing. I had all that time and all I did was play vidya and smoke weed. I’m stuck wage caging while I shuffle my limited hours to work on side gigs. Women require a lot of energy to keep happy, anyone who disagrees hasn’t had a good marriage. Likely, it’s a shit relationship if you don’t have to engage with her.

[Anonymous No.19566847]

>>19566771
b-b-b-b-b-b-beta

[Anonymous No.19567017]

>24
>Only had sex with current gf
What am I missing bros

[Anonymous No.19567051]

>>19564094
>21 and only 1. I got a fat 50k stack though
> Money>Women

[Anonymous No.19567052]

If you have sex you can't make money

[Anonymous No.19567700]

>>19564747
I’m from Alabama

[Anonymous No.19567741]

>>19564740
accurate
literally the second you get a girlfriend other women will try and ruin your relationship, the second you break it off you'll go into a 3 month-1 year dryspell
plus going to hell for fornicating is not worth it
dry spell it makes no sense

[Anonymous No.19567787]

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