/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19552735]

>jobs report yesterday
>see trading account
>up $230,000
>tears in my eyes
>finally made a big win after years of misery
>excited, I proceed to tell my mom I finally made it
>wake up
>WAKE UP
>mfw it was a fucking dream
>check trading account for real
>mfw still down -$5000

[Anonymous No.19552745]

>>19552735
>I proceed to tell my mom I finally made it
Retard

[Anonymous No.19552780]

>>19552735
>meet Sergey yesterday
>in a walmart
>he pulled down my pants and had sex with me in the middle of the store
>gave me 700k LINK
>wake up
>WAKE UP
>mfw it was a fucking dream
;_;

[Anonymous No.19552973]

>>19552735
[ C r y p t o D r e a m s ]

[Anonymous No.19553069]

>>19552735
>go out for clubbing with friends
>spot a nice looking girl dancing
>have fun with friends and keep looking at her
>friends notice that and joke on me
>they joke too loudly and the girl looks at us
>i feel very embarassed
>later on i catch her at the bar by chance
>she asks what were we laughing at
>i don't know what to say and i stutter
>she laughs at me
>but she laughs softly
>she asks me to offer her a drink to get square
>i do that
>we talk and keep drinking
>my friends stare at me from the table, shocked
>she asks to go with her in the bathroom
>i cannot believe what's going on, follow her
>we go into the bathroom
>she kisses me and we hug
>my hearth is about to explode
>she takes my hands and make me explore her beautiful body
>she smells wonderfully and her body is soft
>i got a huge boner
>she too
>that was a man anons, a man
>he gently whispers me "i hold chainlink"

[Anonymous No.19553086]

>>19552735
>make 20 btc on one trade
>wake up and it was all a dream