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19510184 No.19510184 [Reply] [Original]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

LIQUIDATE YOUR NON-CRYPTO HOLDINGS NOW

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING BROS

PREPARE FOR THE GREATEST DEPRESSION OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19510197

stockfags are so pathetic
>oh nooo the heckin futurinos are down 0,50%
wake me up when its down 30% in a single day

>> No.19510205

>>19510197
TRADING CRYPTO HAS WARPED YOUR BRAIN

IM HELPING YOU HERE BY TELLING YOU THIS IS THE BIG DIP

WHEN ITS 30% IN A SINGLE DAY THEN IT'LL BE TOO LATE YOUF UCKING MONKEY FAGGOT

>> No.19510207

>>19510205
oh stop youre making me moist

>> No.19510224

>>19510205
schizo capsing is real

>> No.19510228

>>19510224
CAPSING?

>> No.19510237
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19510237

Priced in

>> No.19510247

>>19510197
futures go limit down at 5%
and market can only go down by like 15% or 20% in a single day before it closes

>> No.19510253

>>19510247
nice "free market" they got there

>> No.19510260

>>19510205
who gives a fuck, we're crypto so that's a hedge against the boomer economy anyway. At worst it will tank temporarily with the stocks.
printed money is a dead end

>> No.19510264

>NON-CRYPTO HOLDINGS

That’s a funny way to spell “anything other than precious metals”

>> No.19510272

>>19510184

THIS IS BULLISH AS FUCK
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>> No.19510282

>>19510197
>Doesn't know 30% down in one day can't happen.
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/c/circuitbreaker.asp

>> No.19510292

>>19510253
It is nit nice or free. The market is hell for the retail trader

>> No.19510301
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19510301

WHAT? 0.3%?!?!? FFFUUUUUCK MY INVESTMENTS!!!!!! HONEY QUICK CALL MR COINBLATT I NEED TO GET OUT OF THE MARKET RIGHT NOOOWWWW AHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING RETIREMENT FUUNNNDD

>> No.19510366

>>19510264
Can someone explain to me why precious metals will go up vs a fucking delfationary dollar? no because its fucking nonsense

>> No.19510413

>>19510301
i'm not saying .3 is a lot. i'm saying definitively and irrefutably that this is the beginning of a 5 year bear run

>> No.19510422

Stupid bears.. will the ever learn?

>> No.19510464

>>19510292
I'm doing alright for myself thank you. Up 35% since starting in early April.

>> No.19510472

>>19510184
Hahaha fuck the fed!!!!

>> No.19510493

does boomers have heart attack from a .5? A few of my stocks went down during covid didnt even sweat

>> No.19510498

Nooo not my heckin investerinos

>> No.19510525
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>>19510260
>we're crypto so that's a hedge against the boomer economy
imagine believing this lmao
Crypto is even more fake than the boomer economy, it's the ultimate talmudic ponzi scam, only powered by greed, the kikes always dreamed for to scam the stupid goyim like you.

YOUR SHITCOIN IS NOT REAL
ITS NOT BACKED BY ANYTHING
ITS NOT COLLATERALIZED BY ANYTHING
WAKEY WAKEY ZOOMIE
YOU ARE GETTING SCAMMED

>> No.19510535

>>19510525
just let him figure it out for himself when the time comes

>> No.19510566

>>19510535
i guess you're right, no point trying to convince fanatics, only reality can wake them up from their greed fueled torpor

>> No.19510571

>>19510184
>>19510197
Imagine being this fucking autistic

>> No.19510611

Once Q2 earnings come out it will be like the end of the world

>> No.19510648

>>19510184

NOTHINGBURGER TRUMPH WILL SAVE US ALL

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UNTIL REELECTION

>> No.19510901

>>19510648
Unironically, futures are pumping now.