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19493773 No.19493773 [Reply] [Original]

I consulted the dark magick of Moloch to initiate a crash in the stock market not even the FED can buy out of. The pact was signed in my blood and in exchange I sacrificed 20 years of my life and in the next lifetime I will be reincarnated as a poorfag. Pretty good deal IMHO considering I will make millions in this life. This market will crash in exactly 6 days. Time to see who is more powerful: Moloch or Powell

You have been warned bulls.

>> No.19493805

>>19493773
Back to /x/, spooky nigger

>> No.19494087

>>19493773

Based, thanks for your sacrifice.

>> No.19494699

>>19493773
based /biz/x/ posting

>> No.19495168

>>19493773
Thank you anon, you took one for the team. We will never forget

>> No.19495208

The next big drop will call me when people realize Biden is going to win

>> No.19495269

Bear markets are an optical illusion. Bear markets literally do not exist. Stocks unironically always go up. Show me a bear market that lasted longer than 3 years. Do it. You won't because you can't because bear markets do not exist.

>> No.19495446
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19495446

Unbelievably based