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>girl moved into our house to replace our other roommate
>shes kinda chubby but got big diddies
>sitting on the couch downstairs all alone

should i make a move?? technically my lease ends in 30 days so it won't be awkward for too long if she rejects me

im pretty good looking. prob a solid 7. what should i say?

dubs tells me what to say and like i said

>> No.19466019

/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.19466022

sergey betrayed us all, we were supposed to be in this together

>> No.19466046

>>19465975
>how does 2 inches sound?
How do I short OP

>> No.19466056

>>19466022
check them like you check out cohabiting chubsters OP

>> No.19466057

>>19466022
CHECKED
Record yourself saying this and report back. Godspeed OP

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>>19466022

>> No.19466063

>>19466022
checked you have to say this to her and only his

>> No.19466075

Sit next to her and try and fart. If she gets upset and moves her body significantly, get up, and leave. If she sits in silence bravo you've now cracked the female code! Whip your dick out and lounge to your lips and make out with her, hot and heavy (pun intended). At this time grab her giant tits with one hand and start shimmying your other down the front of her most likely sweatpants/pajamas. Don't take no for an answer. God speed anon. Make us all proud.

>> No.19466104

Asking 4chan if you should fuck a fat chick that you have to live with. OP thinks he has a chance at fucking his new caretaker - nobody this fucking stupid could function independently.

>> No.19466217

>>19466022
she says who is sergey?

>> No.19466235

>>19465975
Ask if she wants to watch a movie and smoke a joint or drink a few beers

>> No.19466254

>>19466217
our lord and saviour

>> No.19467323

>>19466022
Yeah I heard he even bought FUND

>> No.19467892

>>19465975

Bro undoubtedly go for it. This is the shit you do and get your nuts off and you just never tell the boys about.

Except us, anonymous none will judge

Something kinda hot about railing a 5 because you can do whatever the fuck and not give a single solitary fuck

>> No.19467927

>>19465975

Go for it anon

My current girlfriend is a co worker I started fucking and also my roommate. Worst thing that could happen is not going to be nearly as bad as you think.

>> No.19467972

just sit next to her on the couch and pull out a Reese's peanut butter cup, slide it across to her. Bitches love Reese's

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19467990

>>19466217
>No homo but i'd do sergey lol do you think i have a chance with sergey.. do you think he'd think i'm sexy?
Aaaand urine

>> No.19468024

ask her how many link she holds

>> No.19468054

>>19466022
this op, go downstairs and say this softly, very softly

>> No.19468072

>>19466217
>uhhhh just a second fatty i need to consult a bunch of loser NEET faggots online with how to respond

>> No.19468184

Serenade her with Live To Win

>> No.19468285

>>19465975
this board is just turning into /b/

>> No.19468334

>>19467892
I've had great sex with fat girls. They're totally cool with you degrading the shit out of them.