/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19439710]

OTHERS BOARDS THINK WE'RE GAY. DO SOMETHING.

[Anonymous No.19439717]

>>19439710
you are

[Anonymous No.19439727]

I'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

[Anonymous No.19439735]

>>19439727
this

[Anonymous No.19439746]

>>19439710
stfu faggot

[Anonymous No.19439748]

well we do have that one dude that posts that anime girl licking the table talking about sucking cocks

[Anonymous No.19439753]

>>19439710
I am gay and I hold Chainlink.

[Anonymous No.19439777]

>>19439710
I'm actually more qualified to talk about this than most anons.I'm employed with a cyber-techno machinations company, I do a lot of security analyst programming type work. Open source, decentralized, APIs, partnerships, you name it. We'd be one of the first companies in line for something like Chainlink, if the decentralized smart contract space had more value over traditional data exchanges. There's a catch though, an underlying flaw more deeply embedded in the bedrock of LINK than the very code itself. The flaw is with the concept, and it's this: Companies won't actually go through the hassle of trusting their data API's through crypto.

Now I can already hear your keyboards going frantic, but hear me out. /biz/ hates banks, and traditional data providers. But actual companies, businesses, and investors do not. There's an old saying you might have heard of: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!". The idea that any of our bosses would give us the go ahead if we approached them to put our companies valuable data in a smart contract on a cryptocurrency called Chainlink, that they've never heard of, we'd be laughed out at best and fired on the spot at worst. We already have API data buyers and providers we trust.

'But Chainlink is trustless!' I hear you cry, but is that really a good thing? Just listen to the sound of it. Businesses don't want to spend millions of dollars on something that is trustLESS, they want something trustFUL. 'But the reputation system!', doesn't that defeat the whole point of your coin? If companies only trust nodes with high reputation, what's the difference between trusting banks and data providers that already have reputation, but in real life not on a computer screen.

The fact is, LINK is going to share the same fate as ETH will. A lot of 'real world application' hype, with a lot of 'crypto world application' reality. Only, this billion supply coin isn't going to come close to the $1k that Etherum hit.

[Anonymous No.19439782]

But we have Nico bully gf

[Anonymous No.19439798]

Sergey is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the local McDonalds. We exchange a few pleasantries. He asks what I do. I say I loved him at the Ocean Protocol meetup. He laughs. I get my big mac. "Well, see ya," I say and walk away.
I've got his attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Sergey Nazarov? He touches his neck as he watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, he finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" he asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand him one of my little white ladies. he smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh.
"What's so funny?" he protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the oracle problem?" "You get used to it," he says, lighting his cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't a philosophy major?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," he says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" he inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell him. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

[Anonymous No.19439827]

link has the best copy pastes by far. even if this shitcoin fails, i’ve had fun for a couple of years. thanks frens.

[Anonymous No.19439861]

>>19439710

[Anonymous No.19439903]

>>19439710
You are always talking and posting trannies of course you are all gays

[Anonymous No.19439928]

>>19439710
keeping low profile sun tzu style

[Anonymous No.19439954]

>>19439710
that’s a pepa

[Anonymous No.19439978]

>>19439710
Good, gains are for us. Stay poor

[Anonymous No.19439996]

Well at least we are not the laugh of the day like the poltard LARPers

[Anonymous No.19439999]

>>19439798

[Anonymous No.19440011]

>>19439710
>DO SOMETHING.
I am, I'm making green while you poor shitters waste time making inane threads to keep yourself distracted while others around are getting rich again. So long , suckers.

[Anonymous No.19440080]

>>19439710
Okay let's have sex

[Anonymous No.19440122]

>>19439727
I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT!

I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK! CHAINLINK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

[Anonymous No.19440135]

>>19439782
fuck you lady

[Anonymous No.19440148]

EVEN THE LGBT BOARD THINKS WE'RE GAY
NOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.19440205]

>>19439710
other boards wont make it, who cares

[Anonymous No.19440220]

GIVE MALONEY-CHAN ALL OF YOUR HIGH ENERGY
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19440331]

>stocks are in a general thread
meanwhile
>every shitcoin schemes has its own thread


1. create crypto general
2. delete all cryptocurrency threads outside of that general.

[Anonymous No.19440351]

>>19440331
/biz/ IS crypto general

if anything the other threads should be deleted for not being crypto

[Anonymous No.19440384]

>>19439710
other boards are butthurt

[Anonymous No.19441023]

>>19439710
I'll put sharpie in my anus, that will show them

[Anonymous No.19441131]

/mlp/ here. You're all a bunch of lame faggots and a giant laughing stock

[Anonymous No.19441939]

>>19439710
What's wrong with being gay?

[Anonymous No.19442598]

makes sense

[Anonymous No.19442722]

>>19439710
Who cares.
This board filters out 95% of the actual cancer(all leftwingers and sjws) on this site cause this board deals with adult stuff. I like this board cause it has the most based group of posters on this website and i'm glad that in general this board is under the radar cause it prevents faggot, jannie loving sjws from projectin their cancer into threads. You should see /co/, it is a leftist cesspool and they bootlick the jannies so much it's not even funny. This board is the opposite and I like that. So who cares what the other boards think, we're getting rich while they suck black dick. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.19442739]

>>19439782
based

[Anonymous No.19442742]

>>19439727
this
no more chains, just links

[Anonymous No.19442938]

>>19439710
/pol/ here
/biz/ is based