>be me, pic related
>be today late afternoon
>tired of watching the jogger chimpout news
>step outside for a smoke
>black pickup truck in driveway
>whothefuckisthis.jpg
>"hey i have your ubereats"
>"uhh no man i didnt order food"
>confused wagecuck.avi
>"what is the name on the order man"
>(some nigger just hacked my account and prank ordered on my credit card oh shit)
>"name on the order is anons nephew"
>yeah yeah that order goes here i guess
>nephew ordered cheesecake for granny while he was 120miles away and on the phone with her for an hour
(yea nigger 1/3rd of my millennial generation is taking care of elderly family members right now)
>drop off food inside
>think back to the more than 60 wagecuck jobs i had before making it
>go outside tell driver thanks and to "buy BTC, ETH, LINK, and RSR" (the least i could do just incase my nephew jewed him on a tip)
>driver asks me about crypto a bit
>tell him about the Reserve Protocol for about 15 mins
>"if you ever want to stop wage cucking, this is your ticket"
>Delphi Digital market analysis report.jpg
>$56.68 RSR by 2030
>"how do i buy this stuff man?"
>get my number and i'll give you my discord and i'll walk you thru the whole process man, you will /makeit/
>"you ever heard of 4chan /biz/ dude?"
>"no but i know what 4chan is"
>"well man one of the best kept secrets of 4chan is /biz/ as its the only forum thats ever made me and 50% of its userbase rich"
only told the dude that my RSR position right now is worth $45k in USD and that im still buying/swing trading for more
LINK pilled him about the derivatives mainnet and about the fabled singularity about NUMBER GO UP during the decoupling
dude has no idea how many times my picks in this market have been in the money and how in life the only thing i've ever been great at is finding value wherever it can be found
oldfrens remember, our mastery of crypto financial autism is a gift and you choose (Who) you want to make rich with it by simply shilling them blue chips.