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How do you get an alpha persona? I don't want to be those beta men who are very wealthy. I'm afraid i'm gonna simp for the first girl I meet and shower her with louis vuiiton and jimmy choos.

>> No.19429627

>>19429546
Lift and eat steaks every day, shoot guns, fight niggers. Read Might is Right and Thus Spoke Tharathrusta

>> No.19429633

you get roughly one alpha hour per unit alcohol consumed

>> No.19429654

>>19429546
Lifes a game, stop caring so much

>> No.19429689

>>19429546
Start taking spironolactone and estradiol valerate daily

>> No.19430750

>>19429546
is that sergey in the background?

>> No.19430798

>>19429546
At least her feet will look nice in jimmy choos

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>> No.19430888

carnivore diet, get fat sacks of bitcoin, get guns if you can, hit the gym

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The birthday cakes stop coming around 23.

>> No.19430894

>>19430881
MAJOR KEK

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>>19430904
>ifunny
Made me kek hard for some reason

>> No.19430965

>>19429546
>>19430861
>>19430868
>>19430881
>>19430889
>>19430904
nooooo they didn't do the heckin OverSocialized consumer spook properly! not the rootin tootin partyrino! how will they ever feel validated as human beings without doing the heckin corporate cake snoot boop nooooooooo