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19407387 No.19407387 [Reply] [Original]

Real talk here guys , the only way we are going to break 5 dollars is with a sacrifice.
Some people think partnerships and gay blockchain conventions are what drive prices, but in reality it all boils down to time-stamped sharpies in the pooper here.
Every great pump can be traced back to a brave anon sliding a sharpie into his anus and taking a time/id stamped picture of the result. Whales think it is funny and they have an unwritten pact to pump prices on any and all stamped pooper sharpies.

Will you be the one to usher in the next bill run?

>> No.19407408

>>19407387
1000 link and I'll do it

>> No.19407413

>>19407387
lets make this more interesting. trips have to do it. if you read this you have to roll or bobo is going to rape you.

>> No.19407524
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>>19407408
Unfortunately the sacrifice only works on blind faith

>> No.19408567

>>19407387
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.19409803
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And now we shall never moon

>> No.19409842
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19409842

Nico Nico Nii
Put in the sharpie
Nico Nico Nii
Do it for me

>> No.19409919

>>19407387
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dics to each other's assholes.

>> No.19409995

>>19409919
Based

>> No.19410541

The moment you sell is the moment it takes off. Market niggers been trying for your linkies ever since it broke 1 dollar.

>> No.19411411

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19411472

>>19407413
Ok rolling

>> No.19411541

>>19407413
Well here we go I guess

>> No.19411557

>>19407413
rollin

>> No.19411879

>>19407413
Shit

>> No.19411992

>>19407413
niglets

>> No.19412138

>>19407413
Rape

>> No.19412278

>>19407413
Hope I’m not next to get raped

>> No.19412295

>>19407413
fuck it i´ll do it

>> No.19413266

>>19407413
Ok phone post roll

>> No.19413582

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19413665

>>19407413
I do what I must

>> No.19413702

>>19407413
fuck

>> No.19413704

>>19407413
Oh no, rolling, please I don't want to be added to sergey's pucci collection

>> No.19413753

>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19414127
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>>19407413
Rolll

>> No.19414226
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>>19407413
I dont want anus pen but i want $1k eoy

>> No.19414239

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19414240

>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19414287

>>19407413
pls not

>> No.19414305

>>19407413
Rolling, may brown sharpies find their way home

>> No.19414411

>>19407413
roll 2 pay the sharpie toll

>> No.19414477

>>19407413
Roll. Gtfo bobo.

>> No.19414489

>>19407413
Roll.

>> No.19414493
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>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19414500

>>19407413
Last night in a dream I was Sergey's roommate and he was giving a stream but I kept interrupting him by coming in with a camera streaming for what I thought was another stream and saying things like "cuck's coin" "fat russian scammer" and "buy xrp". The last one really made him upset and he tried to corner me but I was too fast for him. The other streamers from Sergeys steam thought it was hilarious and were laughing and calling out sergey for not being able to control his team. Either they invited me to their stream with Sergey or I was always part of it while he chased me around the room. whenever I got a free moment I would scream buy xrp which made sergey angrier and angrier and he would shout things like "we've talked about this!" and "not again!".
The other streamers and the chat thought it was hilarious and kept encouraging me. When I saw my face in the stream it was the face of Steve Ellis.

>> No.19414503

>>19407387
So do we still believe Sergey is Satoshi?

>>19407413
Also roll.

>> No.19414525

>>19407413
Haha oh no I hope I don't get trips! It would be no fun if I had to stuff a big fat sharpie up my squirming little hole.

>> No.19414547

>>19414525
re-roll

>> No.19414657

>>19407413
fuck off bobo

>> No.19414670

>>19414547
you really want that sharpie in your asshole

>> No.19414723

>>19414547
Lmao

>> No.19414784

>>19407413
Fuck

>> No.19414819
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19414819

Haha never gonna happen, fags

>> No.19414919

>>19407413
Time for pump?

>> No.19415003

>>19407413
i thought i was the insider?

>> No.19415022

idk if I have a sharpie, will a dild count?

>> No.19415137

>>19407413
We're all in this together

>> No.19415148

>>19415022
I'm not sure why, but pretty sure it has to be a Sharpie.

>> No.19415150

trip 7's eoy

>> No.19415154
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>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19415163

>>19407413
rolling for 80K 2026

>> No.19415171

>>19415137
Nice high school musical reference

>> No.19415200

>>19407413
Why do this

>> No.19415478

>>19407413
oh shit

>> No.19415550

>>19407413

I won't do it. quads don't count.

>> No.19415573
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>>19407413
I accept death into my body to bring light into this world.

>> No.19415710

>>19407413
uh oh rolling

>> No.19415733

>>19407413
Rolling

>> No.19415743

>>19409919
so many sacrifices nice

>> No.19415916

>>19407413
for the greater good

>> No.19415934

>>19407413
roll again

>> No.19415946

>>19407413
just want it to moon

>> No.19415952
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19415952

so what’s the deal with chainlink boys?

>> No.19415954

>>19407387
LNIK is a scam. You pump, they dump.

>> No.19415984

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19415995

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19416011
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>>19407413

>> No.19416045

>>19415954
have they dumped yet? is it time to jump ship

>> No.19416058

>>19409919
You need to punch yourself in the dick as hard as you can for all that shit you did to kids as an adult. When an adult does something sexual to a child they fuck up a childs future. Chimoes get the rope and a knife up the ass like Gaddafi.

>> No.19416068

>>19407387
Rolling for the pen in the pooper. Lets bring back that 2016 vibe.

>> No.19416073

>>19407413
rolling but i'll be honest i prob won't deliver

>> No.19416189

>>19407413
bobo thinks he's gonna rape me but i'm gonna surpsise him by sticking my dick in his butt

>> No.19416211

>>19407413
Bobo doesn't have the strength

>> No.19416221

>>19407387
So..? We kill the sergey?

>> No.19416248

Shitting on Chainlink is the most counteractive measure I've seen in Crypto. The psychology of it has failed beyond belief

>> No.19416276

The Marine people just become more united. And it brings ever more Marines into the fold. It's the Biz

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19416446

>>19416444
>>19416444
>>19416444

CHAINLINK IS A SCAM AND IS GOING TO ZERO!

>>19416444
>>19416444
>>19416444

>> No.19416787

>>19407413
ill do it

>> No.19416818

>>19407413
I never get trips

>> No.19416965

>>19407413
oh no that sucks

>> No.19416997

>>19407413
if trips, it dumps to 2.50 before making a giant bullrun (I need to buy first)

>> No.19417021

>>19407413
Rollin

>> No.19417047

>>19407387
My fat fucking neck rolls

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19417085

>>19407413

July 7th $7

>> No.19417113

>>19407413
4 the vine

>> No.19417137

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19417281

>>19407413
fuck bobo

>> No.19417300

>>19407413
Roll........

>> No.19417316

>>19407413
roll

>> No.19417325

>>19416058
Newfag

>> No.19417516

>>19407413
Rolling

>> No.19417557

>>19407413
Roll.

>> No.19417568

>>19417557
Oh shit that was close

>> No.19417679

>>19407413
ok

>> No.19417941

>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19417954

>>19407413
Ok I’ll roll, I never get trips anyway

>> No.19417998

>>19407387
Reroll for the honor of being a sacrifice

>> No.19418009

>>19417998
So close

>> No.19418088

>>19407413
rollin

>> No.19418099

>>19407413
Rollerino

>> No.19418102

>>19407413
rolling

>> No.19418110

>>19407413
Rollan

>> No.19418111

>>19407413
Rollin

>> No.19418119

>>19418111
Do it faggot put your trip on the timestamp

>> No.19418121

>>19418111
It has been willed

>> No.19418132

>>19418111
Wasted

>> No.19418139
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>>19418111

>> No.19418145

>>19418111
L M A O
M
A
O

>> No.19418158

>>19418111
This is gonna be good

>> No.19418160
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>>19418119
>>19418121
>>19418132
>>19418139
>>19418145
kek get owned faggots I’m not putting a fucking sharpie up my ass so your erc20 shit token can moon, glad I gibbed you noobs out’ve a get though

>> No.19418292

>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19418354

roll

>> No.19418371

>>19418160
For me, It's Chainlink

>> No.19418373

>>19418111
DO IT FAGOT

>> No.19418402

>>19407413
fuck off bobo

>> No.19418404

>>19407413
Rollin

>> No.19418512

>>19407413
rollin

>> No.19418574

>>19407413
i want to do it anyways

>> No.19418589

>>19407413
Pls jo bobo

>> No.19418624

>>19407413
Get rekt bobo

>> No.19418663

>>19418111
A real marine would do it

>> No.19418677

>>19407413
Roll
Link 1keoy

>> No.19418729

>>19407413

I just woke up but ok

>> No.19418735

Rolling without intent.

>> No.19418746

>>19407413
Roll

>> No.19418865

>>19407413
I just found out that sharpie is abrand not sold in my country, wish me luck faggots

>> No.19418890

>>19407413
We're all in this together.

>> No.19418901

>>19407413
Pls no I'm so tired.

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>>19407413
Roll, don't have a sharpie but I have 2 prostate toys and 1 dildo. I imagine most link holders have similar toys.

>> No.19419143

>>19407413
Pls no sharpie in poop hole

>> No.19419361

>>19407387
roll