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can't afford a cup.

>> No.19390515

>>19389643
sergay betrayed us all, we were supposed to be all in this together

>> No.19390532

80%

3 YEARS WASTED

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'm a Muslim man but I have to admit that pregnant Sergey really turns me on. I keep fantasizing about putting my seed inside him and watching new life grow... We get married, he gives birth, and we raise that baby under the blessings of Allah. I want to hold hands with Sergey, and looking into his eyes say 'I love you.' I think of myself taking our son to his first day at school, watching that strong and masculine boy develop amazing computer skills like his dad.

Sergey would be the ideal partner for any man wishing to start a family. His great genes give him a combination of assertiveness, strength, and intelligence. If Sergey is able to get pregnant, he has to have a uterus; if he has a uterus, he can only be a woman in the eyes of Allah. ALLAHU AKHBAR!!!

Ok, I can't hide this anymore. It's coming from deep inside of me... this desire to shout...

I'M A GAY MUSLIM AND I HOLD CHAINLINK! Yes, and I am not the only one. I was attracted to this community because of the feeling of brotherhood that it creates. Together we are one. We are above gender divisions and categories. Chainlink, as you know, is a gay sex position where men stick their dicks into each other's asses to form a link.

Today, I declare Chainlink to be the currency of the LGBT community.

I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK. YES! I'M GAY AND I LOVE SERGEY! WOW! I'M GAY AND YOU ARE TOO! TOGETHER, WE ARE GAY LINKIES AND NOTHING CAN STOP US!

I'M GAY! AND I LOVE TO SAY IT! I'M GAY, I'M GAY, I'M GAY AND I WORSHIP SERGEY! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK! CHAINLIK!

NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!
NO MORE CHAINS, JUST LINKS!

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>>19390618
Funny you mention it...

I ran into Sergey at the Spunk Adonis in NYC once. You guys have no idea how incredible this man is at dancing.
Hypnotic and immensely sexual.
He's into bridging the gap between dicks and dudes asses in a decentralized fashion.
Who's the giver? Who's the taker? No one and everyone. It's a trustless sexual position that allows real world semen to be immutably deposited into interconnected men's rears.
He's also a Jewish like me with a sexy Russian accent. I'm not gonna lie.
Huge plus!

>> No.19390727 [DELETED] 

The worst thing is Rory was the reason Sergey wasn't firing on all cylinders in todays virtual panel. He was doing his wife's daughter laundry instead of refilling Sergey's coffee. Smartcon canceled and now Sergey's usually undisputed reputation amongst industry tought leaders took a hit too. God this humongous cuck is on the verge of risking the whole fucking project for raising a strangers black mans child.