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[Anonymous No.19364688]

When Craig came to the other side into the country of the Gadarenes, two men who were possessed by BTC met Him as they were coming out of the Bitcoin conference. They were so extremely violent that no one could pass by that way. And they cried out, saying, “What business do we have with each other, Satoshi? Have You come here to torment us before the halvening?” Now there was a herd of many normies feeding at a distance from them. The BTC-demons began to entreat Him, saying, “If You are going to cast us out, send us into the herd of Normies.” And He said to them, “Go!” And they came out and went into the normies, and the whole herd rushed down the steep bank into the sea and were financially ruined.

[Anonymous No.19364887]

Then some of the corecucks and socialists said, “Doctor, we want to see a signature from you.” But Craig told them, “It is an evil and unfaithful hodler that craves for a signature, and no signature will be given to it—except the signature of the prophet Gavin. For just as Gavin was revoked his github access, so will the Creator of Bitcoin be revoked access to his bitcoin by the tulip trust.

[Anonymous No.19365200]

>>19364688
craig is a homosexual