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How does /biz/ come back from this?

>> No.19354825

>>19354758
Reddit has been winning ever since shitcoins have infested this delusional board

>> No.19354843
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>>19354758
Vrooom

>> No.19354914

Should've kept your bitcoin ya ugly bastard

>> No.19354923

>>19354758
>uses money to buy a depreciating asset
Try again fag OP

>> No.19354938

Why do people put 60k into a depreciating asset, why, is really just that he's ugly and needs to signal status and wealth to get laid?

>> No.19354955

>>19354758
those manboobs

>> No.19354960

>>19354758
Just looked at his post history, he inherited $40k right before this. No cucks in that thread mentioned that.

>> No.19354970

>>19354758
>buying an overpriced shitty orange beatbox with BTC
>depreciating asset that no one will care about in 5 years

ngmi

>> No.19354983
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*ahem*

>> No.19355002

>>19354758
so this is the face of reddit

>> No.19355017

>>19354983
Wtf why is he just parked in the middle of the road

>> No.19355037

Reddit dabs on /biz/ literally every single minute of the day. Reddit crypto is where the real autists talk about cryptocurrency. They make the real power moves when it comes to trading. Deep down inside ya'll know this to be true inb4 cope

>> No.19355038

>>19355017
>Wtf why is he just parked in the middle of the road
Because it's fake and obviously photoshopped

>> No.19355041

Lambo's are shit
Audi's are shit
I bets its a 1 Litre A3

>> No.19355043

yes, no one here has made any money

>> No.19355055

he looks like he's browsing here. probably OP bragging about his shitty car he bought days before the golden bull run.

>> No.19355067

>Could have reinvested the money
>Could probably retire at like 30 if he didn't do dumb shit
>Does dumb shit
Whelp

>> No.19355071

>>19354960
image inheriting 40k$ having some bitcoin gains and buying a brand new car which loses 15% of vlue when you drive out of the garage.

people are retarded

>> No.19355078

>>19355037
any good link subs?

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>>19355037
Shut the fuck up and go back, in that order.

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>>19354758
Chad thirdworlder reporting in.

>> No.19355098

>>19354758
it's a TT? if yes, way prettier than a lambo which is a rich nigger car

>> No.19355105

>>19355081
Cringe

>> No.19355106

>>19354983
is that a pajeet who sold his 100k LINK bags? Because jfc is that skin ugly as sin and cringe. I bet he is necking himself right now paying 400$+ per wheel and not being able to keep up with insurance costs for that shitty tupperware car.

Not only is it another depreciating asset, but lambos get btfo easily with any rock in the middle of the road or any ghetto nigger that decides to nail your tires or smash your windshields. You literally cannot drive anywhere in that car safely unless you live in the Hollywood Hills, gated community, or similar area.

There's no reason to buy a lambo to pick up chicks either, and it's not worth having gold diggers in the long run.

t. seething car fag warning anons not to make the generic lambo purchase mistake

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>>19354983
*ahem*

>> No.19355162

>>19354758
Imagine having money and not spending it on a Polestar 1.
Some people just have no taste whatsoever. This is probably why the serfs were barred from becoming bourgeois. All that money and he spends it on a shit box Audi that will depreciate 50% as soon as he drives it off the lot.

>> No.19355186

>>19354923
>Being rich ennought not to care
Poor fag mentality

>> No.19355202

>>19354758
Lmao. He should of saved up for a Rolls.

Also, he's dressed like a 6th grader. Nobody will take him seriously in thay car.

>> No.19355223

>>19354758
What dealership accepts bitcoin?

>> No.19355224

>>19354758
He has breasts though

>> No.19355234

>>19354843
Me in the top right.

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>>19354983
>/biz/
>masonic eye
>link
>spray paint puke vinyl

This explains so much about stinkies and their delusions

>> No.19355259

>>19355109
>>19354983
Wheres the warosu thread?

>> No.19355266

>>19354758
He could have bought an old car for $2000. He's going to want to kill himself when the bull run starts.

>> No.19355319
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ITT: seething poorfags that can’t grasp the reality that some people have plenty of bitcoin and spend some of it on things they enjoy

>> No.19355719

>>19355081
Fagmobile. Looks like the lady who shows up at Nanas house to take her blood pressure because Nanas got the sugar.

>> No.19355726

>>19355234
kek

>> No.19355780

>>19354758
>buys new car
>looks like a cuck
>highly likely to become a literal simp cuck in the next decade
>will be swalling gallons of chainlink holders gigachad cum

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>>19354758
How has this not been posted here already?

>> No.19355894

>>19355037

It is true. The selling point of 4chan boards was that they were home to some true autists and you could get the inside track sometimes. Not just on /biz/.
We still produce most of the meme originals, but the productivity has been dead since 2016.

Most useful people just gave up on 4chan

>> No.19355920

>>19355857
Holy shit is this real

>> No.19355945

>>19355920
Fucking brainlet, ofcourse Israel.

>> No.19355974

>>19355017
Guy who bought the lambo also bought the road

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>>19354758
>but bros WE were the ones who were suppose to make it!!!

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>>19354758
>WOW he bought a used likely high milage german luxury car that will break down and cost him an arm and a leg to get it serviced plus he never paid cash for it, instead he got an auto loan while putting down an only $2000 down payment, the profit he made from Bitcoin in the last 3 years.....He's going to be paying jew lender 15k+ in interest on his faggot loan of a garbage german luxury car for the rest of his 20's.

I hope OP drowns from Reddit cum.

>> No.19356042

>>19355186
I guarantee he spent almost all his money on that car and probably cant even pay the insurance

>> No.19356046

>>19355041
Kek.

These faggots ITT know nothing about cars. They just look at the badge like a woman.

>> No.19356200

>>19354843
Lol do they really have billboards discouraging people from shitting in the street? How pathetic.

>> No.19356204

>>19354758
t. lost half it's value the second he drove out the lot

>> No.19356481

Kek he fell for the euro car meme one of the worst of all to all you young anons browsing never ever do this. Better off buying a 10k sex doll and an old Toyota landcruiser.

>> No.19356588

>>19354758
Nigger could've put his gains into BP/BAC and waited a bit longer but I'm glad for his new car

>> No.19356644

Also sold early. Could've waited a year to sell BTC for maximum gains

But hey, not all of us are hoarding Cardano

British Petroleum is like the ultimate place to put crypto gains if you have patience

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Check em niggers

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>>19354843
based sir

>> No.19356738

>>19354758
>reddit buys normie shit
>celebrates ownership of depreciating assets
>totally happy spending a lifetime in wage slavery
God I hate reddit

>> No.19357546

>>19354938
not everything in life is about sex
somethimes it's about dominating
or wisdom
or reshaping the world
or some stupid overpriced car
or for average npc-tier normies it's about sex

>> No.19357654

Lot of jelly seethe in this thread kek

>> No.19357708

>>19354983
This guy posted this when link was under 60 cents. Maybe even under 40 cents.

>> No.19357727

>>19356200
thats a photoshop

>> No.19357729

>>19355071
He could have been set for fucking life lol

Instead he'll be broke with an expensive car posting about Bernie Sanders

>> No.19357816

>>19354983
Badass

>> No.19357828

>>19355081
Badass

>> No.19357995

>>19355041
Audi is good. You just gotta get their RS badge cars or don't bother owning one.

>> No.19358030

>>19355106
$400 per wheel? Its more like $800

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I'm consistently surprised by how Reddit Reddit is.

>> No.19358098

>>19355109
kek wtf now there is a mclaren

>> No.19358102

>>19358060
The look on her face lol

>> No.19358144

>>19357727
Photoshop but it's a real billboard in India

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>>19355202
Kek

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>>19354758
>Hey guys just sold my link
>It's not a lambo but i bought thus today.
This is your future if your grip is weak. Your burden is heavy but not as heavy as your bags. For the day that the shot to the moon is achieved your sacrifice will be worth it

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>>19356667
>6667

>> No.19358688

>>19355106
People like him are just going to end up living in a nightmare a few years down the road. He’s clearly fucked in the head. He could have done so much with that money. Instead he spergs out and does what? Tries to meme and impress random people online? He thinks his little scams will keep bringing him money like that again. He just ended up embarrassing himself.

Just IMAGINE the insurance alone for something that costs as much as a house. Imagine finding an insurer in the first place. God forbid the registration costs. The longer this goes the more and more he’ll realize what he did and once his euphoria ends and he’s left with his insecurity and massive amounts of stress it’s going to be a hilarious downward spiral.

>> No.19358999

>>19354983
I wonder if the dumb wallstreet nigger knew this is where his money would end up when he bought link at 4$

>> No.19359069

>>19355920
Prince Michael can fucking dance retard.

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>>19354758
Imagine cashing out right before a parabolic bull run. What a moron.

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>>19354758
>It's not a lambo
It's not even an RS

>> No.19359376

>>19354758
Based retard bought a car

>> No.19360050

>>19355109
god i hate niggers

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>>19354758
in my prime Bitmex trading days back in 2017/2018, I literally made enough to buy an Audi R8 v10 Decennium off the lot just by swing trading in 2 weeks.

One shitty assessment and management of risk/stop loss and that R8 turned into enough to buy an F80 M3 Comp brand new factory

and I was 20 at the time.


Redditfags are slow and mentally incapacitated

>> No.19360234

>>19354758
also that's literally <2013 B8/B8.5 A4/A5/A6 that costs like $30k max, the real """sports""" cars are in the back

>> No.19360285

>>19355186
You must be a teenager, even mid 20 year olds understand that when you see a nice car rolling down the street, odds are its somebody in massive debt. Not a millionaire who bought it with pocket money.

>> No.19360299

>>19354843
sweet vishnu

>> No.19360322

>>19354938
It's the mentality of the poor, not matter how much he ends up making he will always be destined to suck dick for coke.

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I chose to spend my 2017 bull run gains on paying off my student loans.

>> No.19360547

>>19360213
Just by holding LINK i have enough to buy a min spec certified preowned 2008 toyota corolla, so stop boasting poorfag.

>> No.19360560

>>19360357
Cringe and blue pilled

Imagine falling for the college scam

>> No.19360658

>>19355109
Why would someone do that to such a magnificent vehicle

>> No.19360851

>>19360560
I graduated and immediately got a job that guarantees me $150k+ per year. That doesn't sound like a scam to me.

>> No.19361013

>>19360357
ahh jeez dude, 86000? ahhhh jeez

>> No.19361048

>>19354758
VAG shit with understeer. Next.