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>> No.19352880

First for Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior, who loves you unconditionally. Renounce sin and accept Him into your heart. Through Christ alone can you spend an eternity in Paradise.

>> No.19352890

Is that real???

>> No.19352894

>>19352880
how does he do it lads

>> No.19352898

>>19352880
God Bless you anon, and you /smg/!

>> No.19352908

>>19352880
Based

>> No.19352913

High leverage shorting UAL right now. Good luck. Either I make it or not.

>> No.19352915
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19352916
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called it tankerbros

>> No.19352920

Riding my puts to zero.

>> No.19352925
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The "rebound" in mortgages is boomers needing to take them out (second ones too) to stay afloat. Look at how tiny the under 40 y/o is compared to the rest. Not a good sign.

>> No.19352934

There's gonna be a big headline before close today to really drive it home and continue the moon into tomorrow, I can just feel it.

>> No.19352936
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>>19352880
based and Christpilled

>> No.19352939

Get fucked GBP, God Bless America!

>> No.19352965
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19352965

RTX

>> No.19352966

buy CBRE BAM

>> No.19352969
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>>19352916
100% fucking CORRECT! Good read. I am very much enjoying it today. I thought bottom was in in general for tankers too just due to performance past few days without TA. My only regret is not somehow having even more money to have more shares. That, and the fact I got more DHT than EURN.

>> No.19352973
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19352973

Should I buy some GUSH this Friday to be on-brand?

>> No.19352975
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19352975

GODDAMNIT LET ME SELL

>> No.19352980
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>>19352875

>> No.19352992

>>19352975
WEW LAD!!!

>> No.19352996

>>19352975
let this be a lesson for you, dont be greedy when you see an obvious pumpndump
sell it ASAP

>> No.19353015
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19353015

Oh God what have I done????

>> No.19353016
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>>19352875
Should I short the market or sell my positions somewhat the market went up a bit too much today from the looks of things.

>> No.19353018

I think it's a good time to slowly get into some retail brands for short term bounce plays.

>> No.19353020

ULTA Bull credit spread for earnings. Don’t bet against white women.

>> No.19353033

>>19352975
Sell now

>> No.19353036

>>19352875
So it's all gonna crash right? It's smart not going all in yet right? Having a stack of cash and not buying in is the right thing right? All these gains are just a front for an impending apocalypse right?

>> No.19353039
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>>19353015

>> No.19353040
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19353040

Fuck anime!

>> No.19353049

I just want weed stocks to crash. I hate ACB so fucking much.

>> No.19353059

>>19353033
I CANT IT DELISTED

>> No.19353061

>>19353036
lol, bo bos got absolutely fucked today, and not in a good way.

>> No.19353066

>>19353036
Yeah dude, sure.

>> No.19353070
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19353070

Bros my furlough is over, its officially back to work(tm)
I got a taste of all expenses paid NEETdom and i cant let it go
How do I cope that i probably wont get to do this again until im in my 40s and my investments pay for my daily life?

>> No.19353072

>>19353016
Short the living fuck out of UAL

>> No.19353081
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19353081

post positions

>> No.19353089

>>19352875
Anyone else still got RMG from the IPO? Realised I've still got the initial amount but the price looks shit, and I'm hesitant to sell.

But now with GAW, and their stellar few years, announcing 9th edition coming up is making me think.

>> No.19353091

>>19352975
>got delisted

Oof

>> No.19353095

ACCUMULATE SPCE

>> No.19353097
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19353097

ITS STILL STRONG

>> No.19353099

>>19353081
that MARK 2.5p was a sell for 62 smackeroos

>> No.19353102

>>19353039
Everybody knows the only crypto Buffet likes is the only one with a future, and of course I'm talking about OmiseGo.

>> No.19353104

>>19353059
oh shit anon

>> No.19353106

hal puts ?

>> No.19353105

>>19353059
Oh fuck I didn't see that part

>> No.19353110

>>19353072
I did fren. Good luck.

>> No.19353113
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19353113

What is your guys opinion on MVIS? Will it be bought off by Microsoft?

>> No.19353115
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19353115

S-stop going up, this is not a bull run

>> No.19353124

>>19353040
I would if I could.

>> No.19353128

>INVVY
>+28.59 (299.37%)
oh fug

>> No.19353130
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>>19353095

>> No.19353135

HTZ just died.

>> No.19353136

>>19353095
havent seen you in a while here.

>> No.19353137

>>19353115
Do your fucking job. I want bargains on my buys.

>> No.19353145

great now I'm fucking bagholding again. the pound dollar is going to be like $8.

>> No.19353148

So we pump 2% on the SP500 on all this "enthusiasm for the re-opening of the economy"...with shit volume....

all so we can crab with zero volume....

Makes sense. Makes total sense..

>> No.19353151

with the trump talks do you guys thin alibaba will ever be delisted?

>> No.19353154
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>> No.19353157

>>19352916
crikey a pump by 5% while other sectors are at 8% on average. you tankerbros gonna lose money over the long term if you keep holding this

>> No.19353158
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19353158

I can't find any cheapies to buy.. fuck
Tech stocks are all way too high
Oil etc is still crabbing way too much. i need a good stock in an upwards trend but correcting right now.

>> No.19353160

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previous poll:18th of may
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>> No.19353161
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>>19353135
Oh good, I might be in the market for a shitbox. their used KIAs go for fucking cheap.

>> No.19353163

>>19353135
OOF.
Any chance it can recover?

>> No.19353168

Caan we please dump SPY back to $285 already? This is manipulated awfulness...i cant make money like this.

>> No.19353173

>>19353072
But that's one of thr stocks I bought... guess I'll just sell my positions in it.

>> No.19353184

>>19352875
haha how cat do that? haha

>> No.19353188
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19353188

RTX

>> No.19353190

>>19353168
You cant?

>> No.19353193
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19353193

Accumulate REFR

https://www.timesofisrael.com/smart-glass-startup-gauzy-gets-funds-from-hyundai-motor-to-expand-product-reach/

https://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/23/2021035/0/en/Research-Frontiers-SPD-SmartGlass-Licensee-and-Strategic-Investor-Gauzy-Ltd-secures-the-Series-C-investment-from-Hyundai-Motor-Company-Blue-Red-Partners-VC-Singapore-and-Avery-Denn.html

https://sendvid.com/tt43sssk

>he didn't buy under 5
>he didn't invest in israel
>he doesn't want to make it

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>>19353184

>> No.19353197

Guys.... Spy is nearing 300. Ahhhhhhh

>> No.19353200

>>19353168
You can if you stop fucking buying PUTs, which is the very definition of "manipulated awfulness", and start investing in actual fucking companies.
But you won't because it's not money you're really after, it's Schadenfreude

>> No.19353208

>>19353163
Not sure. Doesn't look likely.

>> No.19353214

>>19353157
i got meme'd into buying DHT at $6.50 lol. i dont mind holding for the divvies tho

>> No.19353218

>>19352965
based

>> No.19353234

HTZ selling lambo's for $1 at this point.
Lol. Dumb shit stupid company.

>> No.19353239

GE is going to pop above $7 as soon as oil gets another bullish signal.

>> No.19353244

If you have RTX sell now, this RTX optimism has been gone for a month because the last time it was this high it dropped from 72 to 50. Sell out and buy back in later

>> No.19353260
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>>19352880
The random capitalization makes it look extra demented.

>> No.19353261

Secret big boy plays.
>truckers
>life insurance
>agriculture

>> No.19353262

>>19353160
>there are still bears

>> No.19353274

>>19352880
First for Yeshua, our Rabbi and Synagogue preacher, who hates you unconditionally. Renounce sin and accept Him into your heart. Through Yeshua alone can you spend an eternity in a make believe Paradise.

>> No.19353275

NOOOO MRNA NOOOOO

>> No.19353276

>>19353244
this nigger missed the bottom and wants to get in cheap

>> No.19353280

>>19353244
Unironically this.

>> No.19353288
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19353288

Stay-at-home fad is over! Great time to go short!

>> No.19353292
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>> No.19353301

>>19353260
>random capitalization

Read a book for once in your life, faggot.

>> No.19353305
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>>19353261
>truckers
seems not bad for a mid term play.
>life insurance
why? they're pretty heavily regulated. They are stuck in a low interest rate environment. They'll only really have better returns in the long, long game after we're done with this.
>agriculture
Sounds ok. probably under bought compared to the rest of the market.

>> No.19353306
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KEK is this baggie???

>>>/wsg/3478179

>> No.19353311
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>>19353288
i always wear shorts when i'm in the sun

>> No.19353312

Holy shit half my positions are over 10% gains today.

>> No.19353314

>>19353200
Absolutely not. I sold my calls this morning and they were great...but now Im waiting for some type of pullback...and if that pullback continues into a downtrend i can short the market.

if it starts to turn around, i rebuy. Im no permabull/bear. Just need movement. Not printed money slowly pumping the market.

>> No.19353315

>>19353244
Well if you never plan to sell what's the point of selling it then.. Also what will you do if you did sell it and the stock moved up instead? You'd fuck yourself.

>> No.19353317
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>>19353239
Oil cannot go above $40 for the foreseeable future. I have been saying this for the past week and I'm tired of explaining why, please do your goddamned homework.

>> No.19353322

>>19353276
nah lol I bought 400 shares at 52. Ill see you back at 52 next week

>> No.19353323

>>19353260
>random capitalization
American I'm assuming?

>> No.19353334

>>19353312
>retail portfolio

>> No.19353336

Anyone telling ya to sell RTX is a sad LMT shill

>> No.19353339
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>>19353306
what a pathetic fatbody

>> No.19353343

It looks like an absolute PRIMO time to short twitter boys

>> No.19353346

>>19353306
I don't trade that shit. I'm trading the GBPUSD right now.

>> No.19353350

>>19353334
No. Biggest movers CUK, LYB, and COTY.

>> No.19353361

Take profits from FAGMAN stocks and rotate into commercial real estate.

>> No.19353368
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19353368

OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.19353372

>>19353214
do your math lol. The divies wont beat the recovery bound for cruises, airlines, entertainment or any other sectors except tech. When you're holding DHT to breakeven, DAL or CCl have already 2x by then

>> No.19353374
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>>19353306
kek

>>19353346
is that because you ignored the call?

>> No.19353380
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19353380

how do you long ass

>> No.19353390

>>19353361
thoughts on LADR

>> No.19353402

>>19353380
what's with the duck?

>> No.19353410

>>19353380
By being homosexual

>> No.19353416

>>19353380
is that a fucking duck

>> No.19353431

Kek, just wait bout 6 - 7 months. If the company has a fat cash cushion they'll ride it out then make profit out the ass when winter shows up. All that increased oil and gas getting sucked out to keep people from turning into ice icicles plus all the other stuff that uses it..

>> No.19353434
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>>19353306
literally me, everytime i buy

>> No.19353439

Holy shit Invvy Anon hope you sold.

>> No.19353446
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>>19353301
Oh, yeah. All of those books where words like "him" and "lord" are capitalized in the middle of a sentence.

>> No.19353454

>>19353380
sauce?

>> No.19353463
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>>19352880

based

>> No.19353468
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>>19353446

>> No.19353473

>>19353317
Go reread my post. Didn’t say shit about oil going above $40

>> No.19353487
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>>19353343
>that gap up
wtf? what happend

>> No.19353489

>>19353244
No sell. Only buy more. I welcome 50.

>> No.19353497
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>>19353193
nobody is gonna buy your pennystock company made smartglass during in a recession when DUMB GLAS is just so much cheaper

>> No.19353499

>>19353380
SAUCE?

>> No.19353500

4k x10 short on AAL and 4k short x15 on UAL. Let's fucking go.

>> No.19353522

>>19353497
she is so perfect
i wonder what her portfolio looks like

>> No.19353526
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>>19353380
Now show her from behind

>> No.19353540

>>19353311
shorts are for girls, shorting is for boys

>> No.19353545

>>19353446
Yeah, all of those. Like what, half of all European literature which heavily contains references to the Christian god and capitalizes those references consistently.
Being an edgelord doesn't excuse semi-literacy.

>> No.19353551
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>>19353522
mostly RTX, INTC, SPCE, NIKE, AMZN

>> No.19353553

>>19353522
imagine living in the 1950s when there was a taylor swift in every house in the neighborhood

>> No.19353555

>>19353473
There are no bullish signals for oil anymore. There is no significant room to grow until supply cuts and floating storage are unwound. If GE moves it wont be be ause of oil. If any bullish outlook is anything less than years (plural) on anything related to oil right now, it is dead fucking wrong.

>> No.19353556
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19353556

Should I add some international exposure? Currently I'm in 100 percent total market for the US, but wondering if I should add 20 percent to international. Everyone seems to recommend it, but rarely these intl funds seem to outperform the US market, but just follows the same trends.

>> No.19353557
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sweet christ TSM is just rock fucking solid.
$2 trillion in equity.

>> No.19353570

What is your guys opinion on MVIS? Will it be bought off by Microsoft?

>> No.19353573

>>19353380
Its off some brazilian game show.

She has no name. The show has more contestants but i wouldnt watch because theyre so attractive it hurts. It literally hurts.

>> No.19353590
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19353590

which sectors/industries do you think will be good picks for the next 1-3mnths?

>> No.19353599

>>19353556
fuck other markets

>> No.19353601
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19353601

What is your guys opinion on MVIS? Will it be bought off by Microsoft? Or is it a bust?

>> No.19353602

I hope the market falls a bit tomorrow on us China tensions or some shit so that I can increase my stake in airlines and construction companies. You can feel the change in the air

>> No.19353604
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>>19353545
>half of all European literature was written in English.

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>>19353500
i should have bought AAL when it was at 8 dollars and change the other week...

>> No.19353606
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>>19353556
>Should I add some international exposure?
maybe slowly
>Currently I'm in 100 percent total market for the US
just make sure to keep cash.

>> No.19353614

>>19353590
healthcare
it managed to inflate even during deflation so what can go wrong, right?

>> No.19353617

If you don't do the opposite of what tripfags and anime avatars do you're not investing correctly

>> No.19353622

Biz is ET worth it since its an MLP? Also how do I long India going to war with China.

>> No.19353626

>>19353606
>>19353599
Well to clarify this is all 401k related for peak boomer.

All in on a VTSAX equivalent rn

>> No.19353629

So are people starting to enter long-term bluechip positions considering the gap between Dow30 and SP500 today?

>> No.19353630
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>>19353208
I'm feeling the hurtz, bros.

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>> No.19353637
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>>19353604
/biz/ is the best place to read randomly made up facts

>> No.19353646
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19353646

Shit on my portfolio and call me poor please.

>> No.19353648
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>>19353626
I'm doing it VIA the 2060 retirement fund for Vanguard because my plan is extra hebrew. My exposure right now is very, very limited, and will grow very very slowly.

>> No.19353651

>>19353634
you da real mvp nigga

>> No.19353656

2 of my REITs have ex-dividend dates on May 28th. I have to hold it until the end of 28th to get the dividend right? Does this mean I should sell on open of May 29th?

>> No.19353659

>>19353604
You absolute nigger, what religion do you think nearly all of Europe followed through its entire literate history?
Do you think this capitalization of proper nouns originated in English? You think it was mysteriously absent from French and German?
What languages do you think the various versions of the Bible were translated from? Directly from fucking Aramaic to English?
How can you be this goddamn stupid?

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>>19353617
have you positioned yourself against me already?

>> No.19353679
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19353679

WHO /UAL/ HERE?????

>> No.19353685

>>19353154
she switched from coke to weed

>> No.19353689

>SPY downward channel within downward channel within upward channel
HMMMMMM

>> No.19353694

jesus i can't stop making money

>> No.19353696

Any BRZU bulls ready to go to the moon?

>> No.19353698
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19353698

yikes

>> No.19353700

>>19353689
zoom out

>> No.19353702

>worst memofial day travel weekend in history
>United up 16%
I cant even

>> No.19353705
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19353706

>>19353648
I'm thinking about it. Looks pretty aggressive actually, although don't know if I care for how heavy it looks in international

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>>19353659
If you're claiming Jesus didn't speak English, then why is he quoted speaking English hundreds of times in the bible?

>> No.19353714
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>>19353685
>>19353154

fake fake fake

>> No.19353715

MY MRNA STOCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I HELD THROUGH THE TOP REEEE

>> No.19353719

why is nasdaq taking such a massive shit today?

>> No.19353721

>>19353675
Imagine attention-whoring in two threads simultaneously.

>> No.19353724

>>19353700
>within upward channel
Lrn2read
The point is it's locally going down really strongly and when it finally hits the bottom of the upward channel, it will go back up, but that's days off.

>> No.19353732

>invvy

I don't think I've ever seen something pump and dump so hard in the same day.

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>>19353679
IM DAL AND EADSY

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>>19353659
>>19353710
BTFO what a butthurt maroon, lol

>> No.19353741

>>19353705
this is a good time to buy this shit right? Its going to pump on any vaccine news

>> No.19353745

>>19353721
are you talking about yourself?

>> No.19353752

>>19353698
buy signal?

>> No.19353753
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19353753

Rebuy my MSFT covered call and hope for some upside tomorrow?

>> No.19353755

>>19353724
zoom out more you fucking retard

>> No.19353757

>>19353705
They'll pump it again. It worked three times, why not a fourth?

>> No.19353764

>>19353614
no but the incentive for health-care is riding on the corona virus hype of lockdown and getting vaccines. no one gives a shit about that if there is no more lockdown

>> No.19353765

>>19353732
Damn it was almost at $40 earlier.

>> No.19353766

>>19353656
Little known fact: If you're holding before market on ex-div day, you still get the dividend. You can actually sell on the ex-div day during regular market hours and still be the recorded shareholder.

>> No.19353775

>>19353755
Still goes up if you zoom out faggot

>> No.19353785

DIS 130c mid june

thank me later mudbloods

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>>19353706
yeah, I'm sticking most of my money into the 2025 fund for the bonds. Even after this is through, I'll end up using something like the 2040 fund.
>please mr. goldberg, please let me pick my own goddamn funds that aren't just target retirement or an s&p tracker..."
>haha stonks go up long terms
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19353788

>>19353732
If one thing good came out of me getting caught up in the UAVS shitshow, it was that I knew this time to get out asap.

>> No.19353790

>>19353738
Yeah. I'm sure you were merely pretending to be retarded, buddy. Quite convinced you have read non-picture books.

>> No.19353797

>>19353656
yes

>> No.19353800

>>19353775
zoom in

>> No.19353801

>>19353766
True, the record date is normally one day before ex-dividend date.

>> No.19353805

>>19353634
SAUCEEEEEEE
SAUCEEEEEEEEEEE
what show what episode

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>>19353800
>>19353775
>>19353755
>>19353724
>>19353700
>>19353689

holy shit i'm dying at this exchange

>> No.19353821

holy shit moderna is in absolute free fall mode

>> No.19353823

>>19353800
It goes AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA broken the channel downward FREEFALLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19353825

>>19353072
$25 put strike?

>> No.19353827

>>19353733
I'm in DAL

>> No.19353858

GREEN DILDOS

>> No.19353866

>>19353675
>Posting screen captures of your own posts
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.19353870

damn is pumping huge again

>> No.19353871

https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20174779

>> No.19353876

fucking PRTY living up to its name this is awesome

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>>19353820

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holy shit LOL

>> No.19353881

>>19353095
My SPCE stores were destroyed in an Atreides raid

>> No.19353882

>>19353764
absolutely false and permabull IQ tier assumption.
BMY, PFE, JNJ, UNH, GSK, BAYN, maybe AZN, MRK to name a few
look at their charts, look at their financials. Most of them have little to do with Corona or specific vacines in general. some of them are in biz of generic drugs, other are providers and neither of those are related to COVID. If anything lockdown is a problem for something like United Health Group.

>> No.19353890

7 percent gains today and rising

CHOO CHOO

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>>19352875
Can someone explain what actually happens with the airlines in October? Are they really just going to fire everyone?

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I am fucking BALLS DEEP in ET. Why is OP fudding the shit out of me rn?

>> No.19353900

>>19353805
I dont know. Its brazilian. Just search bikini girl on slip n slide or something.

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>>19353827
feels good

>>19353698
look what they did b4 bankruptcy

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Goodnight Bobo

>> No.19353921

>>19353899
ET was holding strong between 13 and 20 for 5 years before now. OP is a retard

>> No.19353922

This fucking shit. Fucking gains goblin is stealing all my pips.

>> No.19353942

For tax purposes if i buy stock with settled cash, then sell older shares at a loss, i still get the capital loss benefits right?

>> No.19353960

>>19353882
healthcare on the whole has deteriorated over the last month

>> No.19353971
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MRO used to be my champion. Also want to add PFE.

>> No.19353974

Bags loaded, see you tomorrow nignogs.

>> No.19353984

Buy TTWO now or wait?

>> No.19353996

trying adderall for first time today
how will this help my gainz

>> No.19354000

>>19353866
well he wanted to position himself vs tripfags, I made his life easier. But ofc its just all words no action cuz he would be mad lad to actually bet against all my positions like this. Short gold and treasuries? lol good luck
>>19353960
elaborate pls

>> No.19354004

>>19353984
Trash. Buy cbre

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jesus MRNA just keeps crashing

>> No.19354014

>>19353590
5g

>> No.19354031

>>19353899
>>19353921
enjoy holding those bags as ET fails to perform, cuts their divvy and PBA appreciates

>> No.19354045

>>19353921

His suggestion looks kind of good though. I may diversify, but ETs assets just seems to big to fail tier. Idk though I'm a retard too.

>> No.19354054

Is HTZ a buy right now? Chapter 11 just means restructuring

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>>19354054
this would have been a fitting last post on /smg/

>> No.19354073

stock market is kill

>> No.19354075
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AAAAAAAAAA
I KEEP BUYING BARRICK
AND IT KEEPS DUUUUMMPPPIIINNNGG!!!

>>19353158
I bought some REGN down 6%.
>>19353553
It’s a great fantasy but there’s never been a time in human history like that. Maybe the future, if we get genetic engineering down.

>>19353984
Wait. Maybe buy ATVI or something. Looks like marketing budget pushed back a year, could indicate GTA is pushed back a year.

>>19353996
Could hurt your gains from reduced appetite. But it could help if you need to cut.

>> No.19354087

>>19354075
>Could hurt your gains from reduced appetite. But it could help if you need to cut.
in the shirt time posting was stopped i can already feel the effects and i can say that i feel pure potential coming from my fingers

>> No.19354094

>>19353823
C A L L E D
A
L
L
E
D

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>>19354054
Imagine being one of those people who bought Hertz around $3 thinking it was the bottom. But even poopoo scams pump green on a dead cat sometimes, like Luckin.

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 1.59%, powerful gap up! Is posting back? I hate it when this happens :(
Ess and Pee running up against moving averages but if we can keep this up we're gonna be in a good spot! Slight drop into close on tariff bs is just noise in my opine but we'll see. Makes me a little upset that all significant moves happen ah on low volume while intraday trading is so boring

>> No.19354110

>>19354094
Where's my fried dick now? I was promised a cut and fried dick. Anon? You're not going to hide are you?

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>that extra pump at the end

>> No.19354124

>>19354105
I'm up!
I bought more VRUS at 0.005
so there !

>> No.19354129

>2,991.77
3K rejected?

>> No.19354131

sweet pump, closed my puts bought some calls

>> No.19354132

>>19354105
up 16%

>> No.19354134

>>19354105
Up 450% on my options so far.

>> No.19354138
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Lads, can I please get an F in the chat? I was going to use that $1500 for a suicide helium tank but now I can't even afford that.

>> No.19354142

>>19354075
do cats and elves get along?
is it time to buy GOLD now?

>>19354087
adderrall is nice
it's very nice

>> No.19354144

>>19353193
Nobody wants your zipperhead kike glass. Nuke Tell Aviv.

>> No.19354154

>>19354129
It's temporary, it's going back up. It could go as low as ~297 by tomorrow or the day after, then it will bounce back toward ~306 by mid next-week.

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>>19354054
Ya that looks pretty fuckin bullish to me

>> No.19354162

>>19354129
Nah

We are heading to a new ATH before the real crash. Cash out your gain at SPY 357

>> No.19354163

>>19354138
you messed up

>> No.19354165

>>19352965
based

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>Line go up? PROFIT
>Line go down? PROFIT
Imagine not being Covered Calls Crew.

>> No.19354178

lmao the pound is getting fucked. I missed my chance to make a few extra shekels, but damn I'm taking this GBP to Poundtown.

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Yay, my QQQ and SPY calls filled before the close.

>> No.19354181

>>19354054
lel i bought at .06 and am down 14% already

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>>19353971
MRO + RTX long call chads unite

>>19353882
>pharma stocks
pic related
pharma get rich quick morons deserve to be crucified upside-down, almost as bad as the chart astrologers/Chinese oracle bone readers.

Pharma is the epitome of a strategic disadvantage. You're willingly picking a fight with the house (institutions) and choosing to limit yourself to a fight in which the limited economic/market information you can get is almost worthless since it all comes down to trial outcomes.

>> No.19354189

>>19354000
No one cares and that comment didn't even mention you by name so you're just starting drama to fuel your retarded ego. Stop posting.

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>>19354124
imagine having a share price of $0.0061 and still having a P/B of 56x lmao

>> No.19354198

>>19354172
With covered calls,
>line goes down?
>lose your fucking house and then some

>> No.19354201

Just sitting back waiting for DAL/HAL/and MRO to pay off for me biggly in the short term Meanwhile my long term holdings (everything else) are plugging along fine racking up the gains and divvies.

>> No.19354202

>>19354181
why buy a stock whose company declared bankruptcy man

>> No.19354207

>>19354105
3.37%
My top ten favorite stocks that I thought would go up most once the economy reopened went up more than that though, and almost in the order I like them, and were my top 10.
I guess I should take this as a sign that I'm a genius and better than everyone, rather than just being lucky.
Also I might buy more of them later this week if they dip again.

>> No.19354225

>>19354105

Up 10.5% high of the day was like +17% tho kinda butthurt about that

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>>19354207
WE CAN'T REOPEN THE ECONOMY. REEEEEE!!!!!!

>> No.19354238

>>19354105
up 3.75% today boys! Slight drop keeping me from 4.5% but ill take a green day. Only 1 loser today CPRX -0.5%. AMC & F to the Moon by eow.

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>>19354105
>Makes me a little upset that all significant moves happen ah on low volume while intraday trading is so boring
Nigga the pumps were in high volume. Turns out that people are finally waking up to the fact that stocks only go up and that the market CAN survive during a pandemic. Stocks are at discount prices right now, and by the end of this year we will reach above 30k.

>> No.19354248

>>19353070
In the same boat brother, public sector. I going to be weird actually working for my money again.

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>>19354198
Do you know what a fucking covered call is, retard? It means you already hold the underlying stock.

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Day 1 of me playing the marketwatch game for smol gains. It's kind of fun but MSFT and INTC really disappointed me. Can't wait to do this with real money

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>>19354105
+85.7%. I bought SPY calls on Friday. Didn't close them at the best time today but still did well.

>> No.19354261

Will never go back to 300 again.
Get fucked bulls.

>> No.19354262

>>19354207
>buying stocks when you could have bought in on NCLH 30$ EOY calls for 1$ last week which were going for 2.20 this week.

>> No.19354268

>>19354196
P/B isn't an important metric for their business model
they're like an importer/seller of goods, they are very asset-light
all that matters is rev and rev growth

>> No.19354272

>>19354201
shit. i couldn't handle the rollercoaster euphoria/stress of short term stocks like airliners, so I transferred it to long term holds (banks/REITs/utilities)
but at the same time I also want that euphoria/agony drug. What is wrong with me

>> No.19354279
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Balls deep into Party City Meme stock.

I have a sell stop to just make $60 after hours. Feel like this is going to crash tomorrow

>> No.19354286

>>19354251
Do you know what a covered call is, retard? It means you have to hold the underlying stock as its value goes to 0 except if you buy back the call you sold.

>> No.19354288

>>19354198
Do you know what a covered call is retard? Just keep buying out of the money puts bro

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>>19354246
>stocks only go up
>by the end of this year we will reach above 30k

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>>19354279
props to your nihilistic hatred of money anon

>> No.19354312

Do I sell mark now?

>> No.19354315

>>19354105
Down $95.

I was up about $200 until 2:00 doing a little bit of swing trading, but towards the end I got fucked by a ridiculous drop on TMX Group.

Oh well, not that mad to hold this stock for another day or two. It'll either recover and give me an opportunity to get out at ~$1200 profit, or the entire market will crash and this little trade will be the least of my concerns.

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>>19354261

>> No.19354318

>>19353800
>>19353775
haahhahahahahahahahaha

>> No.19354322

>>19354262
I'm almost entirely ignorant of money markets in general, but isn't the thing with calls that you lose all of your money if you're off by more than the minimum tolerance margin? If not, can you explain the maximum potential losses? If so, how is that less stupid than walking into a casino and martingaling, but over and over until you lose it all?

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>>19354268
for sure well good luck

>> No.19354344

>>19354297
The dead don't speak bobo

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>>19354297

>> No.19354351

>>19354105
My ULTA credit spread took a shit in after hours. Price didn’t move though so I’m hoping it’s just RH calculation fuckery.

>> No.19354363

>>19354054
Yes. Bankruptcy is the most bullish signal that exists.

>> No.19354367

After the ONTX massive blunder I swore off penny stocks. Thank god I've held strong to resist the temptation.. Also thank god for this virus for giving me cheapies so I don't gotta fuck with the penny stock scam anymore..

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>>19353188

>> No.19354383

>>19354202
Why not? You can get stocks of the new company if you're lucky (like AAL)

>> No.19354385

>>19354318
Are you retarded? >>19353689
>>19353823

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>>19354105
DOWN BIG ;_;

Eli LIlly and Regeneron and Barrick Gold all getting KILLED today!!

>>19354186
Bro what the fuck are you talking about? How new are you? Did you see too many biopenny P&D’s on your first day at the market?

You think JNJ is a fucking get rich quick stock depending on FDA approval? If this isn’t bait then you got the broken brain problem.

>> No.19354399

>>19354202
chapter 11 restructuring plus it was only 30 bucks put in it. i made over 200 today from DAL and airbus

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R8

>> No.19354406

NHL is going to announce the return to play plan.

>> No.19354407

>>19354286
>stocks just go to zero all the time
>you can't buy back your call
I hear bleach ear drops clear out brain gunk.

>> No.19354414

goddamn i am a fucking moron for not selling my FB calls this morning when they were 1200$. Down fucking 420$ in the red today now

>> No.19354416

>>19354054
kek, they gave the top execs 16 million right before they did the chapter 11 filing.

>> No.19354419

>>19354142
>adderrall is nice
>it's very nice
im havent felt this good since high school, this is truly amazing. i feel so much more confident
just went $5500 on AAL

>> No.19354436

>>19354414

dump it.

>> No.19354439

>>19354404
great gains /biz/ro, any losses?

>> No.19354445

>>19354279
I bought puts. See you at the finish line

>> No.19354446

>>19354419
don't let it go to your head though

>> No.19354449

>>19354404
good.

>> No.19354451

>>19354406
This is probably very Bullish for the TSE

>> No.19354452

OHHH ME SOOO HORNY I SQQQ YOU LAONGG TIME?

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>>19354311
Go, Go Party City-kun!

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>>19354414
This story is painfully common and relatable.

>> No.19354468
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Are vaccine stocks officially over-meme'd, or is this just whales being assholes to lower the price?

>> No.19354473

>>19354419
I get my speed prescription filled tomorrow. Today was a hard day at work without it. But tomorrow I will zoom the fuck out

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>>19354404
No SQQQ or BUCCANEER. Gayyy

>> No.19354483

>>19354479
>>19354479
>>19354479
>>19354479
new thread

>> No.19354486

>>19354446
thanks for the good advice anon i will take it to heart

>> No.19354507

>>19354468
this is literally what every vaccine stock does weekly

>> No.19354511

>>19353719
People cashing out of safe tech to get in on cheap travel stocks.

>> No.19354512

>>19354407
>except if you buy back the call you sold.
Are you retarded? Illiterate? What the fuck is going on in this thread since maintenance end? It's like I'm the only person in the entire site with above room temperature IQ now.

>> No.19354518

>>19352920
Rip

>> No.19354520
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>>19354322

If you're worried about risk tolerance, the optionchad game, it probably isn't for you. Options only have on rule, don't be wrong.

>> No.19354533

>>19354468
>Are vaccine stocks officially over-meme'd
yeah get out now

>> No.19354582

>>19354520
I'm interested in consistently ending with more money than I started, rather than going broke over and over through stupid plays for the sake of adrenaline, or getting adrenaline-suckered out of my winnings in other ways like hookers, blow, and overpriced collectibles.

Why bother trying to shill me on your absurd zero-sum luckball when you're just going to get all cultish and defensive when someone asks a question?

>> No.19354669

3 words, explain the market:

Fuck Jerome Powell

>> No.19354680

>>19354533
>>19354507
Shit, my bad. Reposted my question in the new thread when it was made, didn't even see this.

>> No.19354811

>>19354251
bro what if i told you i found a money printing machine lmao

>> No.19355145

I bought a substantial amount of LON: HSBA last week during the dip. Am I fucked anons?

>> No.19355184

>>19354367
Was a massive bag holder sold it this morning when the markets where up