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[Anonymous No.19342967]

We haven’t had a red day in 11 trading days. MISSING BEARS EDITION

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[Anonymous No.19342990]

>>19342967
>We haven’t had a red day in 11 trading days. MISSING BEARS EDITION
get rekt bobo.

[Anonymous No.19343017]

>up 4% premarket

[Anonymous No.19343029]

Are they gonna rug pull now that the skittish floor traders are finally back?

[Anonymous No.19343048]

>>19343029
this isn't the 90s

[Anonymous No.19343057]

SHRMF :)

[Anonymous No.19343059]

>>19343017
no more surviving bears. FOMO last chance

[Anonymous No.19343077]

>>19343017

[Anonymous No.19343078]

>>19343017
>fucking sold it at 55

fuck

[Anonymous No.19343081]

what are some good stonks to buy bros ??

[Anonymous No.19343111]

>>19343078
>selling the absolute bottom of a stock with guaranteed returns
brutal

[Anonymous No.19343112]

>>19343081
Don't buy now, this week everything is going to crash hard.

[Anonymous No.19343116]

BVLL BVLL BVLL
NEXT STOP SPY 400

[Anonymous No.19343127]

>>19343112
You fucking cunts say this every time and I'm fucking killing myself of fomo over here sitting in cash

[Anonymous No.19343146]

>>19343081
big companies that's down 50% from all time high
>that's stupid
that's how everybody will do

[Anonymous No.19343153]

>>19343127
JUST ONE MORE WEEK. oKAY?

[Anonymous No.19343154]

>>19343112
Unironically, I think it will go up hard and crash harder this week.

[Anonymous No.19343166]

>>19343127
THIS. IT CANT KEEP HAPPENING 3 WEEKS IN A ROW RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.19343168]

>>19343153
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.19343175]

>>19343127
you need to make your own decisions
never follow trading advice

[Anonymous No.19343189]

>>19343127
why would you hold cash after Fed promised unlimited printing.

[Anonymous No.19343191]

3000 was the resistance level for S&P right? Futures are beyond that so major breakout incoming?

[Anonymous No.19343192]

>green everyday
>bought tankers
>only red days

[Anonymous No.19343198]

>>19343154
perfect. sell calls.

[Anonymous No.19343210]

>>19343191
No - 300 SPY was nothing, just a retarded meme line for retail investors. But maybe a psychological barrier.

[Anonymous No.19343222]

>>19343210
so you don't believe in TA at all right?

[Anonymous No.19343235]

>>19343029
floor trading is crumbs compared to anything else

[Anonymous No.19343245]

Is there any concrete evidence that fighting the Fed is at all possible? A crash at this point just seems like insane bobo cope, even if it's just meaningless fed pumping all the way up.

[Anonymous No.19343252]

Reminder: spy is going up cause of big FAANG shits and some other tech crap. The rich get richer there is not going to be any crash like there was mid-march.

this bull run isn't going to stop anytime soon. Unemployment numbers, covid deaths, all that shit doesn't matter for the economy. When the fed announces no more unlimited QE that's when shit's going to hit the fan.

t. spy 320C 6/19 holder

[Anonymous No.19343257]

>>19343222
No, you don't get it. 300 wasn't a resistence according to TA.

[Anonymous No.19343259]

>>19343127

[Anonymous No.19343262]

>>19343257
300 is hitting upper bollinger bands on the daily chart

[Anonymous No.19343264]

>>19343252
no shit, sherlock

[Anonymous No.19343265]

>>19343252
When do you think FED will stop QE?

[Anonymous No.19343269]

>>19342967
COTY jumping this morning. I wonder what kind of jewish tricks are going down

[Anonymous No.19343270]

>>19342967
I want to join the US military and be a zogbot for the inevitable hot war with China. Which branch does /smg/ anons recommend i join? Thinking navy, space force or marines. Rest are trash.

To keep it /biz/ related, I got June 6 MSFT calls for 190, think it will be in the money?

[Anonymous No.19343291]

Futures are dipping AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19343301]

>>19343245
there's no where to park your money except stocks. people can't just hold cash and buy nothing.

[Anonymous No.19343314]

>>19343270
I think discussing whether you should waste your life defending the interests of Israel is pretty /biz/ already.

[Anonymous No.19343316]

>>19342967
>We haven’t had a red day in 11 trading days
wuh? Last Thursday was red. And the Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.19343320]

>>19343270
Join the Coast Guard. You won't be chopped to pieces by angry rural gooks if your plane is shot down or eaten by a shark when a Moskit swarm destroys your trillion dollar aircraft carrier.

[Anonymous No.19343321]

>>19343301
That's where you're wrong kiddo.

t. Buffet

[Anonymous No.19343326]

Sell oil they said, oil is gonna go bellow 30$ again they said.
Bearshit

[Anonymous No.19343330]

spy will be 305 by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.19343331]

>>19343321
time will tell if Buffet was right or wrong.

But it was definitely a significant move for him to sell a large portion of his stocks in Sachs and airlines.

[Anonymous No.19343333]

>>19343265
not any time soon. it'll probably happen when you go all in, so don't

[Anonymous No.19343334]

So you are telling me Buffett really sold the bottom?

[Anonymous No.19343343]

>>19343127
k. pro-amateur tip: nobody will ever help you with trading decisions. You gotta come to your own conclusions and hopefully tune out all the bullshit you see and read and hear from the media, from """analysts""", from us goofs here and elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.19343351]

>>19343321
90 yo Buffet is scared shitless by the virus.

[Anonymous No.19343353]

>>19342967
Fuck it bros I know is still early but we fucking did it

[Anonymous No.19343360]

>>19343191
It was around 2960 actual with 3000 playing the traditional psychological. Futures are implying gap above pump, yes.

[Anonymous No.19343364]

>>19343334
Maybe or maybe not. Time will tell, currently lines are going up and only up.

[Anonymous No.19343368]

WHERE ARE MY DHT BROS?

WERE GOING TO MOON SOON RIGHT???

[Anonymous No.19343374]

>>19343334
It's possible he did on airlines.

[Anonymous No.19343376]

>>19343320
CG gets deployed overseas too

[Anonymous No.19343383]

>>19343326
I’m buying more oil tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.19343388]

>>19343334
no when he announced he sold them is not necessarily the same time when he sold them

[Anonymous No.19343389]

>>19343334
he did, didn't he. even if he's not bullish on those stocks, it was a bad time to sell.

[Anonymous No.19343392]

>>19343265
They've been tapering purchases since they started, and have been hinting at Congress needing to pass additional fiscal stimulus because the Fed's lending programs are not directed toward Main Street (yet?). The larger problem is that if the V-shaped economic recovery is incorrect, and it takes much longer for consumers to start spending again, corporate revenues are going to drop. The Fed can stabilize credit markets, but they can't bring back lost revenues or print away depressed consumer spending and sentiment. Even fiscal stimulus, which be the correct route to attempt to address this issue, would likely be insufficient if we savings rate increases and discretionary spending decreases. Another issue is if credit tightening occurs. Then we're back at square one in a situation where the Fed has no toolset to handle either of these scenarios, meaning what would be the point of additional QE? It goes back to the M2 velocity problem of the last thread.

[Anonymous No.19343406]

EVERYONE SUCK MY COCK. I’M BUYING MORE XOM AT OPEN

[Anonymous No.19343409]

>>19343388
March 23. He's the retard who crashed the market.

[Anonymous No.19343420]

>>19343245
The Bank collects all taxes, fines, loans and interest, and the price of all properties which it sells and auctions. The Bank "never goes broke." If the Bank runs out of money, the Banker may issue as much as needed by writing on any ordinary paper.

t. Official Monopoly rules

[Anonymous No.19343424]

SPY can't close above 300 because then everyone's 300 meme calls would actually print. Market makers would never actually let an option make money.

[Anonymous No.19343432]

>>19343320
join the coast guard and enjoy fighting the cartels who have turned mexico into a deadlier war-zone than Iraq.

[Anonymous No.19343436]

>>19343320
Coast Guard has some of the toughest training programs there are. So be careful about signing up for underwater rescue etc. know what you are signing up for.

[Anonymous No.19343442]

>>19343392
it's a \_____/ shape recovery, that's good enough for the stock market.

[Anonymous No.19343444]

I milked an asian girl today. A 21 year old single mom of a 6mo baby she was separated from. Her breasts never stopped producing milk so they were enormous and hard and she complained about them sometimes leaking.

I jokingly said to her "well that happens to cows too, but they feel better when milked". She didn't think it was funny but texted me later embarrassed. She said she tried it and milk came out, but she was too shy to keep doing it. I told her I would be happy to milk her to help her feel better and to my surprise she instantly agreed.

An hour later she was over at my place.

I milked her. I killed her fat asian titties like udders. I stood behind her and hugged onto her while massaging and groping her breasts in the shower as milk at first dripped, then squirted and sprayed from her nipples. She was making cute moaning sounds and she told me it felt amazing and so relieving. I told her I wanted to taste it and she agreed.

I drank from her. Mouthfuls of asian breastmilk.

Bros. The taste. The taste. I have never sprang a more powerful boner more quickly.

We fucked. Bareback while milk dribbled on my chest. It was primal. I had to breed her. I did breed her. I came inside of her and held her down whole I sucked on her tits some more. I forced her to feel my jizz soaking into her cervix while I drained her titties. It was surreal.

We are meeting again next week for a "checkup" to message her breasts and help "express" the breastmilk. She thanked me for doing a good job and didn't say anything about the fact I pinned her down and practically raped her.

Then I opened my portfolio and say I also made about $5000 in gains. So it was a pretty good day.

How was yours?

[Anonymous No.19343453]

>>19342967
how much yall think oil stonks will rally today?
I'm thinking 15%

[Anonymous No.19343455]

thats a bull

[Anonymous No.19343456]

>>19343424
Except market makers are holding the majority of options.

[Anonymous No.19343460]

into the ground you go

[Anonymous No.19343463]

>>19343455
Boi.

[Anonymous No.19343468]

NVAX seeing MOOOOOOOvement because of vaccine development.

GET IT WHILE ITS CHEAP WHILE YA STILL CAN!

SCREENCAP

[Anonymous No.19343483]

>>19343424
they would let put options make money?

[Anonymous No.19343485]

NVAX seeing MOOOOOOOvement because of vaccine development.

GET IT WHILE ITS CHEAP WHILE YA STILL CAN AND STRAP IN

[Anonymous No.19343491]

Remember when SQQQ was $30?

[Anonymous No.19343492]

>>19343112
Only retards buy to hold, this isn't a fagcoin market.

[Anonymous No.19343493]

>>19343442
We've got no clue right now either way. No point trying to look into a crystal ball.

[Anonymous No.19343502]

>>19343444
you made it bro

[Anonymous No.19343504]

UNLIMITED POWER

[Anonymous No.19343511]

>Tui up 27%
>booking nearly back at ATH
Anything still left to buy? Not touching airlines or financial shit.

[Anonymous No.19343520]

>>19343444
Brest milk tastes like blood or salty coins bro, fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19343521]

>>19343493
so it's going to be \___________ for ever?

[Anonymous No.19343529]

AIRLINES MOONING

[Anonymous No.19343542]

>>19343491
... time to buy?

[Anonymous No.19343544]

>>19343521
Seems very unlikely. I don't think so. But I don't have a crystal ball. Do you?

[Anonymous No.19343545]

>>19343511
XOM

[Anonymous No.19343564]

>>19343511
CCL

[Anonymous No.19343570]

>>19343544
I have two balls. If you are so pessimistic on the future, cash isn't going to be worth anything either.

[Anonymous No.19343574]

>>19343392
There's always negative interest rates...

[Anonymous No.19343583]

OPEN OPEN OPEN

OPEN ALREADY

I WANT MY MARKET

[Anonymous No.19343586]

>>19343511
banks are run by smart jews, they will make it back and more.

[Anonymous No.19343597]

>>19343270
>inevitable hot war with China.
Well clearly intelligence work is out, since you’re not exactly a creative thinker. Could you learn Arabic or Korean or something if the navy taught you? There’s need for translators, and you don’t have to be a genius or suicidal.

[Anonymous No.19343602]

>>19342967
>>19343583
>>19343574
Fucking sold a $17 ERI call two weeks ago, anyone know profit on that I missed? Number I came up with was $700-950

[Anonymous No.19343606]

>>19343583
WTF are you on about, it has been open since yesterday

[Anonymous No.19343609]

>>19343316
SHIMAPANPANPAN
God I love it.

>>19343331
He has a lot to lose in the businesses he owns compared to what he has to gain in buying/holding more stock.

[Anonymous No.19343613]

>>19343545
>>19343564
CCL is like Airlines, this shit is done.
XOM could be interesting.

[Anonymous No.19343615]

>>19343520
Prove it

[Anonymous No.19343624]

Too late to buy airlines today?

[Anonymous No.19343643]

is there any point to buy calls when everybody is buying calls and longing ? are there any bears left ?

[Anonymous No.19343654]

>>19343643
Line goes up, enjoy it,

[Anonymous No.19343699]

>>19343643
sell calls. volatility is bid up by gamblers.

[Anonymous No.19343706]

EVFM on open, anything else?

[Anonymous No.19343717]

>>19343699
volatility is extremely low right now, feels a bit suicidal at this point to sell calls , vertical spreads maybe

[Anonymous No.19343721]

Love /smg/. Thanks for your input.

[Anonymous No.19343728]

i don't understand xom crabbing
strong balance sheet, huge company, good dividends...
eventually people will fly again, drive cars, etc etc, oil will go back...

i don't see why i shouldn't buy into XOM now.. but why is the stock crabbing?

[Anonymous No.19343741]

>>19343570
I'm long term bullish, short term there's-too-much-uncertainty-ish. That said, what I laid out was just the pragmatic view of the situation we could find ourselves in, and there's a stronger probability of it happening right now as opposed to not. The short term bullish case requires too many simultaneous positive catalysts to materialize almost immediately without any support for why they would. The short term bearish case is supported by historic recessionary precedent and early data, but it's still too early to tell.

>>19343574
Powell-sama's Forbidden Technique. Yeah, who knows? It would depend entirely on the consumer, though I still think we would run into the same issues simply due to changes in spending patterns during recessionary periods.

Anyway, the market has been consolidating the past month, only going over previous resistance on positive vaccine news or outside of market hours. I expect more sideways movement, simply based on the lack of a positive catalyst to propel momentum to the upside again during market hours. Otherwise, we rely on movement outside of market hours to do the heavy lifting, like the past month. It doesn't hint at brimming market sentiment, does it?

>>19343717
VIX is near 30, man. What are you talking about? Look at all of sideways movement last month.

[Anonymous No.19343744]

>>19343624
Buy Exxon. Airlines might not spring back up this week.

[Anonymous No.19343787]

Bobros we ready for a blood red market today?
I know I am

[Anonymous No.19343797]

>>19343017
>Red for 1 day
>Red for 1 month
>Red for 6 month
>Red for YTD
>Red for Year
It's like you want me to lose my money smg. I'll stick with my MSFT calls tyvm.

[Anonymous No.19343801]

The one thing messing with my brain right now is the VIX is still hanging around 30. It's much lower than the high of 80 in March, but still pretty high. Normally VIX should be about half of where it is at, around 12 to 15.

[Anonymous No.19343816]

>>19343787
i dont know man, this shit is pumping non stop, im losing my faith

[Anonymous No.19343818]

>>19343801
looks like a jagged U recovery to me.

QQQ is a V shape one

[Anonymous No.19343831]

>>19343699
After losing on puts and calls from a crabbing market, I put my cash into collateral for SPY 297/297.5 call credit spreads. I was told this "theta gang" thing is free money.

[Anonymous No.19343839]

>>19343801
it means stock is expected to go up. it's not up right now because suckers are still waiting for another dip. but they expect it to go up in longer term.

[Anonymous No.19343846]

>>19343831
well, there goes your last cash i guess

[Anonymous No.19343849]

>>19343831
there is no free money... risk=reward

[Anonymous No.19343854]

>>19343816
This is the fakest market ever.
Buy puts. Soon enough the market will become real again and the bears will regain their rightful power.

[Anonymous No.19343868]

>>19343854
When will you learn?

[Anonymous No.19343871]

>>19343854
Which ones are you buying ? how much out ?

[Anonymous No.19343890]

>penny retail stocks on the verge of bankrupcy up 15% in the UK
>tankers making bank will be in the red again

tell me i'm a fucking retard bros, I deserve it.

[Anonymous No.19343891]

Reminder to all zoomer permabears/permabulls to just BUY THE FUCKING TQQQ
>b-b-b-but Tech is LE OVERBOUGHT
That is bear talk. This moon mission is going to be a mars mission bitch. TQQQ goes up, the market goes up. TQQQ goes down, the markey goes down. LITERALLY a leading indicator

[Anonymous No.19343895]

>>19343728
Its been crabbing for years

[Anonymous No.19343910]

Remember the drill anons, if it pumps up, you should only be selling at open and buy at close.

[Anonymous No.19343912]

>>19343854
>soon
don't do it in short term. no more bad news that can tank the market in a few months

[Anonymous No.19343925]

>>19343891
what can you tell me about this discrepancy?

[Anonymous No.19343929]

>>19343910
kek

[Anonymous No.19343934]

>G&S Stonks are crabbing

Dump or pump, pick a side you FUCKS

[Anonymous No.19343958]

Surely a pump while the market is closed must come from foreign investment looking for returns and real American patriots leave them holding the bag at open.

[Anonymous No.19343976]

Bears?

[Anonymous No.19343984]

>>19343976
ded

[Anonymous No.19343989]

>>19343925
Mars Mission

[Anonymous No.19344024]

>>19343976
I can't believe all the bears are fucking dead

[Anonymous No.19344027]

through all centuries and debt, FORD presses on!

[Anonymous No.19344035]

Trump will go down in history as the greatest stock market president ever.

[Anonymous No.19344055]

>>19344035
I am unironically writing in money printer for pres

[Anonymous No.19344095]

>>19344055
NO YOU NEED TO VOTE FOR TRUMP
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A RACIAL MINORITY!!
HE NEEDS THOSE BLACKS.
NO MALARKEY!

[Anonymous No.19344099]

Look at easyjet.

[Anonymous No.19344124]

>>19344027
clown market says buy F

[Anonymous No.19344147]

>>19343801
vix will not fall until trump is here for 4 more years

[Anonymous No.19344159]

>>19344124
Should I buy F? Earnings looked great and balance sheets are fantastic.

[Anonymous No.19344176]

>>19344099
Woooshh what a pump

[Anonymous No.19344194]

>>19344176
here's the real mccoy, jimbo

[Anonymous No.19344196]

so basically:

bears are blocked from cumming since 2009 by the FED that immediately pumps a shitload of money into the market whenever crisis is imminent?

when will this backfire? it eventually has to right?

[Anonymous No.19344198]

DHT TANKER BROS???

IS THIS OUR DAY????

[Anonymous No.19344213]

>>19344194
fantastic! You truly are a meme connoisseur

[Anonymous No.19344216]

>down pre-market

[Anonymous No.19344228]

>>19344198
BOTTOM FORMED ON EURN!!
THIS IS IT!!

[Anonymous No.19344241]

>12th green candle on H4 in a row
>9th green day in a row
will this end?

[Anonymous No.19344252]

>>19344216
hahahahahahahahahhhahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.19344255]

BEARS LET'S GO

[Anonymous No.19344267]

>>19344255
You can't post this. I am offended because it implies slavery of African Americans

[Anonymous No.19344294]

I've decided to identify as a corporation. My corporation has no product, makes no revenue, and employs myself as its sole employee. To fund this new enterprise, we will be issuing 100 million in 10% yield corporate bonds beginning this Thursday.

[Anonymous No.19344295]

>>19344267
nigger

[Anonymous No.19344299]

i can not comprehend. fuck this clownmarket.

[Anonymous No.19344311]

>>19344295
What is your malfunction numbnuts?

[Anonymous No.19344314]

still interested in this pattern on the weekly chart, comparing 2008 to this.
10 MA swoops down and approaches but doesn't touch the 200 MA

[Anonymous No.19344333]

>>19344314
Yeah soon, second leg down - maybe next week or latest in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.19344364]

> was full on cash since the beginning of this year
> went full on market on 17th March
> made big profit

How can I determine if I'm smart or lucky?

I'm asking because I don't know what I should do now.

[Anonymous No.19344384]

>>19344364
If you don't know that means you're lucky and should cash out now and start studying.

[Anonymous No.19344389]

>>19344314
>>19344333
>soon bearbros, the drop will come, lets be patient

[Anonymous No.19344392]

>>19344364
You don't and it doesn't matter, as long as you won.

[Anonymous No.19344416]

>>19344389
>stonks only go up
based zoomer

[Anonymous No.19344423]

[Anonymous No.19344424]

>>19344333
>Yeah soon, second leg down - maybe next week or latest in two weeks.

[Anonymous No.19344429]

>>19344364
you understood that the market would crash because of the virus, then go up thanks to qe, because central banks do not know anything else, then you are okay

now you have nothing to do but watch the volatility go down before buying more
and also watch for a potential fall below the big dip from march, but that's very unlikely.

[Anonymous No.19344445]

>that trajectory change charging towards the 200 day MA

[Anonymous No.19344461]

lol It's bear hunting season now.

[Anonymous No.19344469]

>>19344429
Well, I didn't know the market would crash. I was just lucky to be stupid enough to hold money. But then I knew what will happen once I knew that the printing press is working full time.

So in the end I don't know if I was lucky or smart.

[Anonymous No.19344474]

>>19344444

[Anonymous No.19344544]

friendly reminder that SHOP has a P/E of 2819x

[Anonymous No.19344554]

>>19344544
Seems undervalued right now. Buying a few short term calls.

[Anonymous No.19344567]

>>19344544
itching to buy some puts there, as well as ZM

[Anonymous No.19344587]

>>19344544
That can go higher in terms of the new economy

[Anonymous No.19344604]

I started investing on March 16 and I'm up 20%. I'm just going to dump everything today because I can't suss out why the S&P is going to breach 3000 other than "lol fed liquidity."

[Anonymous No.19344606]

>>19344196
Every country is doing it though so US will probably get away with it the longest.

[Anonymous No.19344613]

>>19344604
Isn't this enough reason?

[Anonymous No.19344618]

>>19344461
where to buy a Yukata gf bros...

[Anonymous No.19344637]

>>19344024
Not dead just have a gaping asshole from the daily rapings.

[Anonymous No.19344643]

>>19344196
Money printer wrecks everything for the sake of equities
Small caps "recovered" only by 2016 because of it.

[Anonymous No.19344648]

>muh 3 day weekend
oh nonono lmao get rekt fucking dumbass anime posters

[Anonymous No.19344657]

>>19343989
where the fuck are those starting prices coming from

[Anonymous No.19344663]

Are Chinese companies down?

[Anonymous No.19344669]

Which are the least volatile investments or ETFs over the last 50 years?

[Anonymous No.19344672]

so anybody buying puts at open ?

[Anonymous No.19344680]

>>19344672
Anon...Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.19344689]

>>19344672
when can you take the hint

[Anonymous No.19344725]

>>19344680
why not , if anytime we buy puts at green days
>>19344689
never

[Anonymous No.19344751]

>>19344725
based buy high sell lwo /biz/ poster

[Anonymous No.19344753]

>>19344648
100% of anime posters are based bulls, this is a known fact. Please do not attempt to associate us any further with bearcucks

[Anonymous No.19344783]

oil/DOW only green today
that shit isn't going to dip for one second

[Anonymous No.19344789]

>>19344753
>bulls
>based

[Anonymous No.19344792]

>>19344669
Fixed-rate GICs

[Anonymous No.19344807]

>>19343368
Hope so. But why? We have been in this ditch for weeks now. I am going to hold but fuck me.

[Anonymous No.19344809]

bobo on the verge of being absolutely ass raped

[Anonymous No.19344813]

why wont VIX go to low 20s. why is it going up

[Anonymous No.19344824]

>DHT down again
kill me someone please kill me

[Anonymous No.19344826]

Goddamn KOS, its down a tiny bit again.. Fuck fuck.. I've lost over 1 grand on this.. Naturally fucking damnit can't escape it yet for another 2.5 hrs... Shit.. Gonna have to take a small detour into some other fast moving stock now to make up my loss before moving into HAL. Shit..

[Anonymous No.19344827]

>>19343078
ouch dude, the fundamentals are there, should have just accumulated.

[Anonymous No.19344834]

>>19344789
>Bears
>Seething
Sounds about right

[Anonymous No.19344850]

There was an anon saying in the last thread that I could find out about novavax much sooner but I would have to search in yet unpublished scientific studies written by employees or affiliates of novavax. I did search on pubmed and medrxiv in affiliations for novavax, yet nothing. There is no such a thing as scientist leaking market data to the public. These things are not made public before the official request is filled with the appropriate authorities when conducting clinical trials.

[Anonymous No.19344853]

>>19343890
We are in this together. Have faith in Svein.

[Anonymous No.19344862]

Im high as fuck

[Anonymous No.19344866]

>>19344813
I guess people are buying puts to protect their gains @ SPX 3k.

[Anonymous No.19344871]

What?

[Anonymous No.19344873]

>>19344198
>Double Hull Tankers (DHT)
>Double Hull Tankers Tanker Bro's

[Anonymous No.19344874]

>>19344834
>implying I'm a bear

[Anonymous No.19344877]

>>19344871
Nobody knows at this point and is making up random headlines.

[Anonymous No.19344892]

>>19344877
Of course, but the wording is so crazy

[Anonymous No.19344917]

Is there any point to invest now, or I fucked up by staying in cash for so long?
t. Ex-believer in second bottom

[Anonymous No.19344920]

Interesting volatility going into the opening of the week's market!

[Anonymous No.19344923]

>>19344824

[Anonymous No.19344932]

who /asx/ here?

what memes have you been buying?

[Anonymous No.19344933]

>didn't buy into the bottom
>have been holding cash this entire time waiting for a new crash to all in
FUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.19344939]

>>19344917
Well the market is gonna continue rising so why not buy in now?

[Anonymous No.19344943]

>>19344917
You missed out

[Anonymous No.19344946]

>>19344871
>everything is bad
bullish

[Anonymous No.19344947]

>>19344923
NOOOOOO

I CANT HOLD DHT MUCH LONGER ITS KILLING ME

[Anonymous No.19344952]

>>19344917
No one knows. Flat out no one knows.

There's metric fucktons of cash being pumped into the market due to the fed's actions, but there's also the strong possibility that we are still buying in at bubbles in debt and tech that has been shaken by the economic shut down.

[Anonymous No.19344954]

>>19344933
Same, bro, we're both in retard boat

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19344958]

>>19344862
I want to join you.
I don't have work today and I've got 7g of weed from December-ish that I still haven't smoked yet.

[Anonymous No.19344963]

>>19343801
thats because the market knows a second wave of corona is coming and going to set mass panic

[Anonymous No.19344965]

Golden bull run starts today

[Anonymous No.19344966]

>>19344933
same here, the companies that i thought would definitely go bust like afterpay and zip pay have done better than ever. how the fuck are travel agents and airlines starting to pump again?

[Anonymous No.19344978]

>>19343520
bait

[Anonymous No.19344988]

Hertz > Any Tankie Stock

[Anonymous No.19345004]

i should've listened to brandon but everything he said sounded fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.19345005]

Alright, I'm gonna jump into CTL ride it up a bit make back my loss, sell it then jump into HAL for the rest of the trip to 25. Or I may say fuck the jumping and just move straight to HAL. But I hope to hell HAL hits 25 by eoy. No way in hell am I losing money this year..

[Anonymous No.19345007]

>>19344978
I have slowly come to the terrible revelation that none of you know what the fuck you are doing. I have a Master's in Accountancy with a minor in Finance. I work for a fortune 100 as a corporate accountant with a CMA and CPA. I used to have some faith in anon. None of you know how to actually value a company. You have no fucking clue how taxes work. You can't read financial statements. For fuck's sake you think TA works and the entire field of decision science churns out dissertations every other day highlighting their absolute dismay at the fact that brainlets ever consider using it. You have no idea what Dunning-Kruger is. You don't know what survivorship bias is. You are too fucking uneducated and stupid to comprehend how fucked you are.
Idk why I'm even posting this, fucking good luck kids.

[Anonymous No.19345023]

>>19344933
Same, I'll just start buying back in a few months even if the second dip doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.19345024]

>>19345007
nice pasta

[Anonymous No.19345028]

>>19345004
>>19344988
HOLD ON SEA CAT

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19345030]

>>19344669
>Which are the least volatile investments or ETFs over the last 50 years?
>least volatile
You can just straight buy treasury bonds. Cash returns guaranteed by the US government. Your interest paid unless the country collapses.
There's a trade-off between volatility/risk and returns.
I think the S&P 500 index is the answer that you're looking for.
You can flatten out that volatility with bonds or even a little VIX, which is a frequently used "hedge" by the big boys
Some research I've read says that the optimal leverage for long-term holding of S&P is actually 2X or more, but you had specifically requested less "volatility" rather than highest average returns.

[Anonymous No.19345032]

>>19345007
Yeah well tell to these gains.

[Anonymous No.19345044]

>>19344853
ty

[Anonymous No.19345052]

[Anonymous No.19345056]

>>19344965
I just realized this term is heresy.

[Anonymous No.19345066]

>>19344813
isn't that the question of the day

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19345073]

>>19345007
>>19345024
Hey, I remember this pasta too!

>>19344669
Those salary numbers for software jobs on Glassdoor are trash and stupendously outdated.
levels.fyi is a website with some really eye-opening and fresh numbers

[Anonymous No.19345078]

>>19344965
Golden bull run started with Glead fake vaccine, then continued with Oxford and Moderna and now we have Novavax.

Biotech pumps are the real motor of this uptrend and not the FED.

[Anonymous No.19345079]

>>19345052
What a meme

[Anonymous No.19345083]

>>19345004
I literally bought more DHT everytime he said to sell now i’m down 30% with ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE OF BREAKING EVEM. I just want to sell and completely erase this shit from my memory.

[Anonymous No.19345084]

>weeklong pump incoming before payday

Hmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.19345086]

Fucking google.. Said the KOS ticker was in the red. E-trade says I'm green. Fucking shit.. Well good news for me but still..

[Anonymous No.19345093]

>Adding to the positivity is the news that American biotech company Novavax (NASDAQ:NVAX) said it has begun trials for a coronavirus vaccine in Australia. The company’s stock is over 18% higher premarket.

VACCINE IS COMING

[Anonymous No.19345111]

>>19345093
i read that as American Bitcoin company

[Anonymous No.19345112]

>>19345093
>NASDAQ:NVAX
>Stock peaked -8% previous trading day
>ahhhhhh - what can we do guys????
>just announce trial 1 results
kek

[Anonymous No.19345115]

>>19345084
wow new thing for me
any study on the co-relation?

[Anonymous No.19345117]

>>19344871
lmao, this is almost as bad as has anyone ever been far as even decided to use even go want to do look more like

>>19344917
I think even if you believe in a second bottom there is merit to investing now - something has to trigger a pop and I don't think it's going to happen this week.

IMO get in cautiously, have a fast exit strategy and hedge your shit. Now is money making time if you manage your downside risk. In the past I would normally just baghold for months/years; right now I am trading daily and setting stop losses for anything I intend to hold for more than a couple days.

[Anonymous No.19345142]

>>19345083
the weirdest part is that at the point when he was finally vindicated and could REALLY start actually gloating, he just disappeared

[Anonymous No.19345158]

>>19344932
Yeah buddy.

Raiz aggressive portfolio LMAO

[Anonymous No.19345170]

>general sentiment : BVLL
>dumb money : in
>recommended action? (P/D) _

[Anonymous No.19345180]

TSE:XIC
Crazy low MER and exposed to everything a leaf can hope to hold.

[Anonymous No.19345181]

>>19345170
the word "vaccine" is in the news this morning
you would have to be absolutely retarded to count on any red whatsoever

[Anonymous No.19345184]

Imagine vacationing in Britain and seeing this

https://mobile.twitter.com/DVATW/status/1264539589487874048

[Anonymous No.19345194]

I made a lot of money because I predicted a memorial day pump

You are all dumber than me

[Anonymous No.19345204]

>>19345194

> no proof

[Anonymous No.19345205]

>>19345194
quantify 'a lot'

[Anonymous No.19345213]

>>19345194
i stayed in NAIL over the weekend

[Anonymous No.19345215]

all my stocks are up pre market.

Mark is taking the fuck off. I have an average of 1.70 , when do I sell mark?

[Anonymous No.19345217]

Fucking hell I'm getting my 17,000 in gains and there's not a damn thing any fucking market shit can do to stop me.. Victory will be mine. I'm gonna at last have a whole years salary in the bank. I'm gonna have a fat 401k and a well seeded brokerage. In short I'm gonna have it all.. and theres not a damn thing anyone can do to stop me.

[Anonymous No.19345225]

>>19345217
>donald trump pulls a phone from his pocket and taps the twitter icon

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19345231]

>>19345194
>implying I'm not still all in on 2X and 3X leverage

>>19344753
Based.

[Anonymous No.19345232]

>>19345225
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.19345234]

I just made a whole £20 and just put £1000 more into IAG!

[Anonymous No.19345235]

>>19345217

> he doesn't lose or gain 10k+ a day, everyday

babby's first 401k?

[Anonymous No.19345236]

what should i buy on open for a quick profit this week? im thinking UDOW

[Anonymous No.19345241]

Say you actually managed to build some nice algorithm that is capable of making some trading profit. How would you actually make that work though? You can't practically go calling your broker everytime the algo decides on a trade, or manually input the action in robinhood or something.
Is there some way for individual investors to "directly tap into the market" so you could do automated trades? Or is that something that is reserved for big institutions paying massive fees for the privilege?

[Anonymous No.19345242]

>>19345232
the chill down your spine is enjoyable on some level though, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.19345247]

>>19345217
>he has hope?
>yes, activate crab II- crab fase 2.
>Garnish his wage Rohnald.

[Anonymous No.19345251]

>>19345236
NAIL has almost never ever let me down

[Anonymous No.19345254]

>>19345194
I predicted a memorial day pump as well. TQQQ and because I'm so fucking bullish on oil....UCO. What you got Nigga?

[Anonymous No.19345258]

>>19345235
kek actually the 401's been working its ass off since 2005. but if I can increase my wealth even more why the hell not.. Sides owning companies like DIS for example is just cool.

[Anonymous No.19345271]

>>19344604
you do realize stocks don't end at their ATH right?

[Anonymous No.19345274]

>>19345254
SPY and FAS calls and I picked up 15 different stocks all on Friday

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19345283]

>>19345241
There's an unofficial Robinhood API.
Quantopian can also help with the hooking it up to a real market part.
If you actually know how to code, there's APIs out there.

>>19345235
Oh fuck, I'm only at a few grand so far every day. That sounds so unpleasant.

[Anonymous No.19345284]

>>19345274
Im up on ALL of this

[Anonymous No.19345287]

>>19345217
I don't like you, nigger. Not even a little bit. Red day for your sorry ass

[Anonymous No.19345296]

>>19343192
Oil could crash in June, the storage is still scarce, hodl seacat friend

[Anonymous No.19345320]

pathetic V-shaped recovery. this shit only goes up when there's low liquidity like yesterday lmao

[Anonymous No.19345321]

>>19345296
This. My play money is small, I took my losses and made up for them elsewhere in quick fashion, but it's hard to believe tankers won't have their day within the next month.

[Anonymous No.19345345]

>>19344966
I'm staying away from airlines, cruisers will maintain demand.

[Anonymous No.19345347]

>>19345287
What. You gotta have determination and drive in order to make wads of green. Those who work there asses off gets the green wads. Those who don't get the "crumbs" the govt hands out with the strings attached (I'm referring to those who scam the system not those who legit need it)

[Anonymous No.19345357]

My bank pick is up by a dollar in pre-market, we pumping good bois.

[Anonymous No.19345365]

>>19345320
Can anyone here explain to me about this volume FUD? Every bull rally is based on low volume. The only thing to worry about is the VIX is still way too high, especially compared to the stock market price right now. But volume?? Wtf.

[Anonymous No.19345382]

>>19345365
>Every bull rally is based on low volume
This. The reason why prices go up because the demand is higher than supply.

[Anonymous No.19345390]

>>19345007
This one always gets me.

[Anonymous No.19345404]

S&P500 over 3k.. who the fuck is buying into this? I get momentum trades, but it seems like some are legitimately long right now with 25% unemployment.. but stocks are back within a few % of all time highs, crazy. I guess this is why I only hold 40% cash max. Never know what the market will do.

[Anonymous No.19345418]

EVFM is a good daily pump choice? yes or no? they just got FDA approval after hours friday for their vagina goop drug

[Anonymous No.19345422]

>>19345404
Do you really think unemployment will stay at 20%*?

[Anonymous No.19345433]

>>19344753
I'm still a bear, fuck you

[Anonymous No.19345443]

Buy LUXURY stocks like Christian Dior SE as long as they are down.

[Anonymous No.19345449]

>>19343210
I don't understand how round numbers in an index translates to the value of the individual securities going up

[Anonymous No.19345453]

>>19345422

Every report there's over a million new unemployed despite reopenings. If anything its going up, not down.

[Anonymous No.19345458]

>>19345321
My play money is about a tenth of my overall investment. crashes only sting.

[Anonymous No.19345465]

>>19345404
Fuck off back to r*ddit.com

[Anonymous No.19345466]

>>19345274
Very bullish
>>19345433
NGMI

[Anonymous No.19345471]

So first of all, if the NYSE is about public trading, why the FUCK is something as basic as a date-to-date lookup of a symbol so hard to find? I get it, run by Jews, but such a basic convenience feature should be standard, no? I'm already throwing my money into the ring. It's sort of like making a wiki for a game you're selling and asking people to pay for access to that wiki.
Secondly, and following from that, is ChimpStudios' StockPlus worth the $30?

[Anonymous No.19345477]

>>19344314
can you show me some historical examples of that pattern showing up before or is this all bullshit speculation?

[Anonymous No.19345480]

>>19345404
>>19345422

0 reason to be bearish again. Seriously I challenge anyone to name 1 Catalyst.

1. V Shaped Recovery

2. Trillions of dollars pumped into the only equity market that matters (Literally poor people putting their stimulus checks into the stock market)

3. Still 10% or whatever from ATHs

4. Further economic damage will just result in MOAR money printing, and inflation will just drive up the price of stocks anyways

[Anonymous No.19345491]

>>19344544
I just sold my shop and rebalanced that part of my portfolio. got in at 90

[Anonymous No.19345492]

>>19345480
you're locked out of the market for more than half the time it's open for a reason

[Anonymous No.19345496]

Um guys... whya re we 2% up in future? I just woke up. Don't meme me seriously what is hte news?

[Anonymous No.19345500]

>>19345496
they're using the word "vaccine" on CNBC

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19345501]

>>19345496
The economy is open for business again.

[Anonymous No.19345508]

>>19345433
>he doesn't have 5k in call options for the last quarter
Not gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.19345510]

>>19345480
>Further economic damage will just result in MOAR money printing
What are diminishing returns.

[Anonymous No.19345516]

get ready for another week of financially ruined TSLA bears suicideposting on /biz/ to save them from bankruptcy after investing all their childrens college savings into puts

[Anonymous No.19345522]

>>19345510
this shit's been going on since 1972

[Anonymous No.19345523]

>>19345443
ftch or lvmh u mean

[Anonymous No.19345530]

>>19345496
Human optimism, magical thinking, and another PnD pharma company put out a press release on their vaccine progress

[Anonymous No.19345536]

>>19345516
forgot to attach my shitty TA picture

[Anonymous No.19345564]

>>19345443
What about Capri Holdings Limited (Michael Kors) and PVH Corp? Good Luxury buys?

[Anonymous No.19345575]

TradingView is lagging again, this will dump at open, fucking sure

[Anonymous No.19345576]

>>19345283

Thanks. This is exactly the sort of thing I was looking for. I'm a decent enough coder that this looks doable.

[Anonymous No.19345579]

>>19345522
Businesses are reaching the breaking point in main street. Individuals are reaching the breaking point in the rental and housing markets. It's not that it has to stop, but the cost of doing such a thing becomes much more expensive. The creeping expense of inefficiently allocated debt might explain the low unemployment and inflation of the past 5 or so years.

[Anonymous No.19345586]

>>19345523
Shill me on ftch. They aren't even down.

[Anonymous No.19345589]

>>19344966
Okay here's the answer and it will surprise and fascinate you:
A lot of people, even some in the world of finance, are able to think further ahead than the current quarter, or even the current year, based not on voodoo crystal ball powers, but on intuitive understanding of human nature.
Also, money printer go bbrrrrr, so now it's happening a year early at untold cost to economic stability down the line.
>>19345477
Reminder: Recognized patterns are also bullshit speculation because they map occurences, not the reason behind them, and current economic conditions have never actually been seen before. We've been in unique circumstances globally pretty much constantly since the 60s, and now we're in extra unique circumstances. Your boomer magicks have limited powers here.
More than ever, your options are:
1. Gamble and win, then lose bigger
2. Invest long-term in companies you actually know, like, and think will do well but also want to do well
3. A little of both and just have some fun!

[Anonymous No.19345609]

[Anonymous No.19345611]

EVFM conferecne call about to happen last chance goys

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19345617]

>>19345576
Look up "Quantopian" in the archive with my tripcode.
I used to be really into that shit and post a resource guide every so often in the /smg/ threads about 2 years ago.

[Anonymous No.19345623]

>>19345575
it won't. and if it even looks like it's THINKING about going down, DJT will repeat the vaccine news and i'll see you on the moon

[Anonymous No.19345628]

>>19345404
You don’t need to understand

[Anonymous No.19345638]

>>19345611
is it too late to get into this company short term ? like will they continue to rally for the next couple of days if i buy in at open today ?

[Anonymous No.19345644]

Mornin Kings what’s the play today whats poppin what’s hot let’s go get this money y’all!

[Anonymous No.19345651]

>>19345617
>tripfag thinks he's special and tries to get others to read his gay archived files

[Anonymous No.19345656]

>>19345638
i dont know im only in it for the short term, i bought end of friday when they were aleady up to like 7 bucks.

[Anonymous No.19345663]

Also don’t buy into the meme that the rally is driven by retail investors only. How could anyone even think they have this sort of impact on markets. No way.

[Anonymous No.19345665]

>>19345611
i'm not touching shit that's already up 40%
sounds like somebody wants to make sure there's enough demand for them to dump

[Anonymous No.19345667]

>>19345638
Well for what it's worth CNN says the high is 23.00 It's at 8 something now..

[Anonymous No.19345669]

>>19345586
growing online marketplace for luxury apparel etc., great product range, customer service, ui etc., basically they will be the nr.1 luxury online store. Search numbers yourself.

[Anonymous No.19345683]

>>19345663
Uhhh anon that's real cool and all but I bought one share of NNBR pretty sure that's why the market is up.

[Anonymous No.19345684]

>>19345564
Yep, those are nice p/e's
I really like LVMH's diversification, but it's damn expensive.

[Anonymous No.19345687]

>>19345667
maybe i'll buy a few calls on it and see what happens

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.19345696]

>>19345651
>tripfag thinks he's special and tries to get others to read his gay archived files
I had like 30 links gathered when I used to do that.
There's was a guy on here literally just a couple days back that I said the same thing too and he liked the links. I just don't want to fish them out while phone-posting.
You sound like a gay and sour bearfag

[Anonymous No.19345697]

>>19344932

Bagholding RTX and RDS/B.
Staying up late, might be time to yeet RTX

[Anonymous No.19345699]

>>19345665
thats my fear too but i think theres still some upside since theres an FDA announcement coming tomorrow as well . im just hoping for a dollar more pump before selling

[Anonymous No.19345715]

>>19345684
>damn it's expensive
lvmh is world leader, of course its expensive. The times of cheap investments are over.

[Anonymous No.19345730]

big boys are loading up on puts right now

[Anonymous No.19345746]

>>19345730
>big
>boys
wsb posters aren't big and they're trans

[Anonymous No.19345752]

>>19345683
Touché

[Anonymous No.19345756]

Well consider, EVFM's legit now. Their product is worth loads. Causing any disruption in sales of current birth control methods would cost loads to big pharma. The solution? Big Pharma bags them to either capture the product for themselves or to kill it so it don't effect sales. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.19345767]

>>19345453
Of course people don't get rehired instantly, but after a short transition period (which is being bridged by CARES) things will be back to normal on the business side of things.

On the financial backend, shit will be fucked for a while and there will be a second stock crash when that shit comes to fruit.

[Anonymous No.19345774]

>>19345746
last I checked two weeks ago WSB was broken and bullish

[Anonymous No.19345781]

>>19345746
Everyone from wsb is broken right now. But loading up on puts right now shouldn't be the worst idea right now...but then again...who really knows.

[Anonymous No.19345783]

>>19345663
My thoughts as well. Obviously there's been an influx of retail investors but there's no realistic way they have been able to move the market like this.

[Anonymous No.19345795]

>>19345756
yea im hoping for a buyout, i might baghold for a bit instead since the product wont be going anywhere but store shelves and i dont see roastie-ism dropping anytime soon

[Anonymous No.19345796]

>>19345669
Fuck man, I went to the website and clicked on For Men and my god it's the faggiest most tasteless shit I've ever seen. Genuinely has the Off-Whites and similar SoCal wretchedness under the headline "pledge your allegiance", $4000 watches that look like shit, an unusually feminine male model wearing a suit cut like a pantsuit, some black guy wearing a fucking coin headband, and fucking $1000 raggedy denim jackets.

This site has wheels with both the trust fund crowd and the angry socialist zoomer who wastes all their money on dumb shit despite complaining about capitalism crowd. And probably the new money sucker-born influencer crowd. I've unironically found my new buy, thanks so much anon.

[Anonymous No.19345805]

>>19345730
proof?

[Anonymous No.19345816]

>>19345811
>>19345811
>>19345811
>>19345811
>>19345811
new

[Anonymous No.19345821]

>>19345783
when volume is low even retail investors have an effect. also consider chinas commie government is buying stocks under the table through their shells

[Anonymous No.19345882]

>>19345796
yep, this stock has meme potential, so plan your size/price accordingly

[Anonymous No.19345934]

>>19345697

[Anonymous No.19345997]

>>19345142
They called me Brandon whenever I asked then about their gains

[Anonymous No.19346168]

>>19345715
are we just here to suffer?

[Anonymous No.19346185]

>my $200 worth of spy calls are now worth over $1k
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO