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how do i get rich?? serious poorfag here. unemployed, no unemployment check from this covid shit, literally $20 in the bank. what can i do to make money now from nothing?

>> No.19338692

>>19338662
20 dollars worth of knee pads and start sucking. If you are good looking: 50 dollar for a blowjob and 150 to fuck. Easy money

>> No.19338722

in all honesty, if you are carrying around an uncircumcised anteater, your lack of confidence will show no matter how you project yourself. plus it smells and youre used to the smell so you cant tell it really really stinks

>> No.19338736

>>19338662
buy weed. resell it. keep doing that and expand with profits. suck dicks for extras

>> No.19338772
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>>19338722
>i can barely feel my dick and will never know what sex is supposed to feel like this is so amazing!

>> No.19338966

>>19338722
it smells cuz i fucked your mom bro

>> No.19339784

>>19338772
your dick literally slides in and out of itself. the outside skin stays stationary while the inner portion slides about in the foreskin (literally threw up in my mouth thinking about that)

in essence, you're actually kinda gay, fucking your own dick skin and all

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>>19339784
cope

>> No.19340047

>>19338772
who even cares about what it feels like, it's about the status that comes with it