/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19329285]

How do I short women?

[Anonymous No.19329307]

>>19329285
by becoming an OP, who by definition is awlays a f4g

[Anonymous No.19329326]

They lost a ton of weight.
O-or?

[Anonymous No.19329333]

I don't know OP but if I figure it out I'll report back. Also,
>"2 girls 1 bong"
>2 bongs
Not even close to the saddest thing about this but jeez...

[Anonymous No.19329343]

>>19329326
why would anyone assume you're meant to read this image bottom to top?

[Anonymous No.19329351]

>>19329285
How in the fuck do people let themselves get so fat? I ballooned up to 190 and felt like a fat piece of shit and am back down to 170.

[Anonymous No.19329354]

>>19329285
is this serious, how long difference between photos?

[Anonymous No.19329357]

>>19329285
women are already short, anon.

[Anonymous No.19329375]

>>19329333
there's only one bong the other glass is a dab rig, which is not really considered a bong

[Anonymous No.19329437]

>>19329285
Putting on makeup to get high. The absolute state.

[Anonymous No.19329456]

>>19329351
by developing a lazy ratchet ass crackhead habit of solely doing drugs and nothing productive or selfcare besides eat junk food when you get munchies

[Anonymous No.19329492]

>>19329351
after I stopped working out I put on like 40lbs.. I'm also like 6'9'' though.. I feel like a fat fuck and need to go back to the gym soon.. 1 more year til 30 just kill me

[Anonymous No.19329497]

Weed is a shit drug. Quit 6 months ago after doing it 10 years. Never doing it ever again.

[Anonymous No.19329565]

>>19329285
Become a manlet

[Anonymous No.19329582]

>>19329285
By ignoring them. It is the one thing they all hate.

[Anonymous No.19329598]

>>19329307
can't say fag now?

[Anonymous No.19329636]

>>19329497
Cocaine and LSD are nicer.

[Anonymous No.19329731]

>>19329285
holy fuck no way

[Anonymous No.19329768]

>>19329285
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.19329781]

>>19329351
>girl you look UHHHH-MAZE-BALLS DAYUUUUM YAS QUEEEEN any man would be lucky to have you
>looks like shit
honestly the game is stacked against women pretty heavily when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.19329787]

>>19329636
how long does cocaine fatigue last when stopping. I used for 4 months daily and I have no energy or motivation now. Not sure if I am sick with covid or this is withdrawal

[Anonymous No.19329801]

>>19329285
built to perfection

[Anonymous No.19329817]

>>19329351
alcohol was definitely involved

[Anonymous No.19329820]

>>19329375
Yea it is lol. It’s a bong rigged up to dab faggot

[Anonymous No.19329844]

>>19329285
People like this need to be thrown into garbage compactors.

[Anonymous No.19329847]

>>19329285
Man, white women suck

[Anonymous No.19329903]

>>19329351
I was 170 at my absolute heaviest and I felt so digusted at all times. I don’t understand how people could let themselves get to a point where they’re not only way heavier than that but also seemingly ok with it

[Anonymous No.19329930]

>>19329351
they're chronic pot smokers which means they likely have zero self discipline and zero drive to better themselves. top picture they were probably in their early 20s, still freewheeling off that teenage metabolism.

[Anonymous No.19329944]

>>19329801
fucking kek. also go back to tv

[Anonymous No.19329980]

>>19329285
is that image real? jesus christ

[Anonymous No.19329990]

>>19329787
when did you stop?

[Anonymous No.19330095]

Checked out the YT channel and it's insane there's only about a 4 year gap between the two videos
Old vid: https://youtu.be/MhRLCJJdhWo
New vid: https://youtu.be/9MgH-ZyyhFA

[Anonymous No.19330105]

>>19329990
a week ago

[Anonymous No.19330146]

>>19329285
>not 2 girls 1 cup
it's shit

[Anonymous No.19330156]

>>19329990
99% purity too, no cut. I am experienced with chemistry and know how to test my substances. Just don't have much experience with blow.

[Anonymous No.19330158]

>>19329903
6’1” and 170 is underweight even if you have l<10% bf

[Anonymous No.19330288]

Funny how 90% of the thots and memes posted here are stolen right off active /fit/ threads and get more posts than the threads over there.

>>55729288

[Anonymous No.19330303]

>>19329497
Good work. Weed is one of the lowest and shittiest vices, precisely because there is an insidious culture surrounding it which purveys the substance as harmless recreation, or even some kind of panacea. In reality it will drag you down slowly, with very few acute symptoms to ward off otherwise decent people with strong character. Harsher drugs like alcohol, meth, heroin, etc will typically have a miserable hangover accompanying recreational doses that help warn perceptive people of the inherent dangers of the drug and what it could do over time. Cannabis offers no such courtesy. You just wake up one day after decades of abusing it and realize you've completely wasted your life being a totally useless retard, can't focus on shit any more, and don't even know how to start recovering.

[Anonymous No.19330375]

>>19330158
you're on /biz/, that anon is 5'5" at best

[Anonymous No.19330469]

>>19329285
Left one unironically looks better and much more fuckable. Right one needs to lose another 30-40 pounds to get in the goldilocks zone

[Anonymous No.19330500]

>>19330158
I’m 6’0” and hovering around the 140lb mark at the moment

[Anonymous No.19330593]

>>19329497
First time i did weed i had a full blown psychotic episode, then experienced derealization/depersonalization for 6 months straight. Now im glad that happened, after realizing that every single stoner i have ever met in my life is a complete, utter piece of shit loser. It’s like my entire existence said “nope, you have bigger plans, you are not an NPC”. Wonder where i would be now if i had a great time that die. Most likely poor, seething and 25 IQ lower

[Anonymous No.19330609]

>>19329598
Lemme see: fag

[Anonymous No.19330645]

>>19330593
t. actual psycho

[Anonymous No.19330647]

Holy Fuckaballz. I unironically dont think a better "don't do weed" campaign can be made.

I am insta-cured.

[Anonymous No.19330670]

>>19329285
I want to go long on whores and beta orbiters but I don't know how other than RICK

ANY IDEAS?

[Anonymous No.19330690]

O lord jesus, it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N12sxdWOa1k

and oldest videos first
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheHighRiseCo/videos?view=0&sort=da&flow=grid&disable_polymer=1

[Anonymous No.19330729]

>>19330146
It really is

[Anonymous No.19330768]

>>19329285
Gross

[Anonymous No.19330773]

I gave it up 6 months ago and haven't even really thought about it since then. I wasn't a serious user, but the older I get the more I hate the "culture" around it. It's also so common these days that it really concerns me what long term impacts it will have. Non-THC CBD seems like there are some good applications, but I haven't tried it.

[Anonymous No.19330804]

>>19329903
Found the manlet

[Anonymous No.19330829]

>>19330303
based and redpilled
if i didnt waste my 15-21 years smoking weed all day everyday because of muh "its harmless look no hangover compared to your evil alcoholz" id be way further towards acheiving my goals right now
at least abusing meth you know right off the back you are fucking yourself up badly long term

[Anonymous No.19330890]

>>19330469
Nigga detected

[Anonymous No.19331377]

>>19330303
this. I’m over 1 year clean after years of drug abuse (culminating in daily opiate + cocaine use), but believe it or not weed had just as much of a negative impact on my life as the hard drugs

weed absolutely removes any motivation you have, thus killing your chances to do worthwhile things, build self esteem and self-actualize

>>19330105
you’re almost out of the woods anon

make sure you’re getting enough sleep, sunlight and exercise. Caffeine will be your new best friend

[Anonymous No.19331448]

>>19330690
5 years oof -what happened?

[Anonymous No.19331515]

>>19331448
5 years of the muchies icw 5 years of degrading mental capacities

[Anonymous No.19331521]

>>19330158
I'm 6" @132lb I'm probably ~6% bf I literally cannot gain fat mass idk how it's possible... at one point I straight up ate 4000kcal a day for like 2 weeks and my weight didn't change at all
I gain muscle easily tho

[Anonymous No.19331525]

>>19331448
they got thicker than grandma's oatmeal.
purposely modified for large black phallus.

[Anonymous No.19331538]

>>19331521
6ft not 6" ffs

[Anonymous No.19331623]

>>19329343
Women usually get fat after they get married and start getting lazy money from their husbands. Well these two got lazy money from youtube.

[Anonymous No.19331682]

>>19329351
I know this feel. How anyone can cross the threshold into morbid obesity is a mystery to me
t. guy who gained 30 lbs over the course of a year of stress and bad habits and got so disgusted with himself he is now slowly burning it off, with 25 lbs to go

[Anonymous No.19332246]

>>19330593
Pussy

[Anonymous No.19332354]

>>19331682
cease it with the reddit posting please, your post missed a "nigger"

[Anonymous No.19332421]

>>19329351
Despair

[Anonymous No.19332468]

Why is /biz/ such an attractive board for /r9k/ucks anyway? What's with crypto/stocks and ronery autistic uggos?

[Anonymous No.19332476]

>>19330303
If I didn't have cannabis I would have killed myself by now. Most cannabis users are empath which psychopaths have irrational hatred against because they know it's something they can never feel or even understand. So they rage.

[Anonymous No.19332481]

>>19332468
Money without leaving the house, every deficient human's dream

[Anonymous No.19332532]

>>19332481
But it's real

[Anonymous No.19332606]

>>19332476
>i love everyone and you're satan
there is far better explanation. you naturally lack introspection. drug users self-medicate to give them what they lack.
weedheads smoke pot because for the first time they can achieve a facsimile of internal dialog
likewise alcoholics have too much internal dialog so drink to 'quiet down' the internal voices.
meth / coke have low-self esteem and prone to depression thus force themselves into action by taking drugs.

[Anonymous No.19332722]

>>19329285

Let's see... You could invest in birth control pharmaceuticals, especially ones that have a strong overseas presence. Go long and you can make a lot of money, assuming they are capable of avoiding any major scandals and/ or a massive resurrection of puritanical values. Bio-silicone companies are on the table... Sex-doll manufacturers... If it's possible to short divorce court collections, you should definitely do that. Short Hallmark, Disney, etc...

[Anonymous No.19332734]

>>19329285
I made a better version, the actually looked a lot better than in OPs pic

[Anonymous No.19332858]

Sad. Two poor girls who fell for the "drugs are harmless fun" agenda and now ruined their entire lives forever. Many such cases of junkies and pushers tell victims "weed" is harmless yet so many lives have been destroyed by it. And addicts still fight to legalize this evil drug to spread misery and feed their own addiction. This is why we must fight back or else we will see an even bigger number of homeless and broken desperate people than alcohol has caused.

[Anonymous No.19332924]

>>19330469
The left one looks like a fucking pig

[Anonymous No.19332987]

>>19330593
lol fag

[Anonymous No.19333008]

>>19330593
>uhhh muh brain told me i'm special, not like those other people"
holy hell

[Anonymous No.19333226]

>>19330593
baste

[Anonymous No.19333263]

>>19332734
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.19333280]

This isn't a hitting the wall this is getting hit by a fucking garbage truck on the interstate

[Anonymous No.19333285]

>>19329497
>It's the over judgemental prick was a former user who let it ruin his life episode
Every fucking time. Stop projecting, dick sneeze.

[Anonymous No.19333493]

>>19333285
how many grams did you smoke today?
>>19332734
these whales make me throw up in my mouth

[Anonymous No.19333564]

>>19332734
>>19329285

imagine, if you will.....the smell.

[Anonymous No.19333881]

>>19329820
>>19329375
You faggot degens need to go back to your containment site.

[Anonymous No.19334121]

>>19329903
you short bro ?

[Anonymous No.19334157]

WEED IS BAD FOR YOU , IM A WINNER AT LIFE AND I NEVER SMOKED, ONLY TIME I SMOKED I HAD A PANIC ATTACK!

Have sex Weedcels

[Anonymous No.19334213]

>>19334157
>nigger detected
Weed is one of the most toxic substances in society, it's not a benign herb.

[Anonymous No.19334221]

fuck, marry, kill, smothered by ass

[Anonymous No.19334222]

>>19330500
thank you mr skellington

[Anonymous No.19334255]

>>19334157
>it's 4:20 somewhere amirite?
*mouths the hit even after 5 years of being a cool stoner bro*
>so big bang theory or rick and morty today bruhhh?

[Anonymous No.19334267]

>>19334221
Agreed but I would prefer for her to lick nerds out of my asshole.

[Anonymous No.19334287]

>>19330593
Yes anon you are truly enlightened keep it up please don't neck yourself thanks

[Anonymous No.19334302]

Pretty simple actually. Don't get married. I have a 3 year old with my GF and I haven't married her and never will.

All power in life is represented by money. And for the most part women don't earn it they extract it from men. So it's pretty simple. Live life how you want but don't get married.

[Anonymous No.19334325]

>>19334157
This. I smoke everyday and still graduated from college, started my own business 4 years ago and have competed as a professional natural bodybuilder (the money I won from those shows I unironically put in crypto). So yeah, either physically or mentally it hasn’t affected me negatively. Seethe

[Anonymous No.19334327]

>>19329285
You could short the WSB Becky portfolio.

Remember though, Women do 70% of the spending in the economy because they are shit with their money.
Good luck with that short

[Anonymous No.19334329]

>>19332858
Based and redpilled
T.ex stoner

[Anonymous No.19334346]

>>19329903
its ok lil guy

[Anonymous No.19334358]

>>19334325
You can literally see the illness having consumed this poor man's mind
To justify destroying his mind, he now larps as what he would have been only if he said no... Many such cases..

[Anonymous No.19334399]

>>19334325
you'll never know what you could have been if you didn't smoke. you'll never get all the money you spent on weed back.

-t. smoked for 10 years, could have saved for a house

[Anonymous No.19334403]

>>19334325
You sound like a putz. This is a Joe Rogan tier cope

[Anonymous No.19334418]

>not working out 5 days a week and then relaxing with a nice joint

ngmi

[Anonymous No.19334425]

>>19330890
It’s pronounced NIGG-ER
Its these parts of the internet

[Anonymous No.19334431]

>be me
>undergraduate at top 5 university on the globe
>summer
>internships cancelled
>meaningful work cancelled
>festivals and conventions cancelled
i've been smoking weed, playing league, trading shitcoins, beating my dick to trap hentai, and fucking my cute hapa gf for weeks and the hedonism doesn't seem to be ending soon boys. it's been a blast. so many brainlets ruin their lives and seethe about weed but they can't accept the ultimate redpill

it's a fucking plant. you ruined your own life, not weed.

[Anonymous No.19334460]

>>19329351
Im 5'7" and 135lb and I'm the fattest and most disgusting I've ever been. I'm also in a relationship I hate but things are just so comfy and routine.

[Anonymous No.19334473]

>>19334431
Meanwhile, I made my first million at 19. Keep smoking loser, enjoy finding wisdom at the centre of your bellybutton

[Anonymous No.19334506]

>>19334418
Back to /fit/ nigger

[Anonymous No.19334554]

>>19334506
>he isnt /fit/ & /biz/
never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.19334591]

>>19329351
Long time fat guy here. I'll explain how. Addictions are a matter of preference. Food to people like me has a dopamine release similar to sex. The same reason why some people like drinking beer until they die or smoking. It's just how we're wired. That's not to say that it's not something we can't overcome. Everybody has vices, but the consequences of overindulging in them is on the individual. I have no excuses for myself. I know I'm disgusting. I know I'm as unattractive on the inside as I am on the outside.

[Anonymous No.19334615]

>>19329375
Ackchyually

[Anonymous No.19334689]

>>19334399
The money saving is one thing I’ll give you that, however if I didn’t smoke I probably would have just spent that money on other stupid shit instead

[Anonymous No.19334692]

>>19334591
If you realize all this, you're not as ugly on the inside as you think, buddy. Those who live as you do while denying what you said are the truly ugly ones.

[Anonymous No.19334705]

>>19334692
thx fren

[Anonymous No.19335006]

>>19329351
>how do people get fat like I did?

[Anonymous No.19335018]

>>19329285
by abusing them and extort them financially

[Anonymous No.19335054]

>>19332734
I was going to say they looked ugly in the before picture too, but they look slightly better in the before here.

[Anonymous No.19335222]

>>19330158
6'1 175 atm and I feel embarrassingly underweight. My metabolism is still insane though and I run

[Anonymous No.19335602]

>>19334591
You're on your way to turning it around ...when you're able to admit and truly visualize your problems like you are (even if anonymously), its just a few steps fren. 15 years ago I had a 40 vicodin per day habit (yes, I worked up to 40 a day for YEARS), and with a month of rehab, I've been clean since Oct 2005.
Take the first step tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.19335672]

>>19329497
>derealization
seriously fuck that shit. i smoked weed once and got derealization so severe that it persisted for a month afterward sober.

[Anonymous No.19335849]

>>19334554
>/Biz/ and /g/ I am going to make it

[Anonymous No.19335909]

>>19329285
You can't. Their weight is extremely bullish.

[Anonymous No.19335922]

>>19329351
Mental problems or medication causing weight gain

[Anonymous No.19335981]

>>19334591
You can still make it bro. The key to making any change in your life is making a deal with yourself to make small changes that you are ok with doing every day forever. Radical changes can't be maintained, but small changes make big changes over time.

[Anonymous No.19336032]

>>19329497
“Humans have endocannabinoid receptors” Humans have endocannabinoid receptors because normal humans make endocannabinoid, which is different from pot’s endocannabinoids

[Anonymous No.19336047]

>>19333285
Addict >>19336032

[Anonymous No.19336064]

>>19329497
That’s good bro. Stop it before it sticks with you forever.

[Anonymous No.19336076]

>>19334325
>i did it in spite of
>so what if i eat shit, at least its not diarrhea
Every stoner

[Anonymous No.19336182]

>>19331538
Niggas a smurf

[Anonymous No.19336297]

>>19334302
Common law marriage faggot

[Anonymous No.19336303]

>>19334692
I’m super ugly on the inside biggest narcissist you’ll ever meet.
Gotta keep me up my good lucks in the outside or else I’m fucked

[Anonymous No.19336328]

>>19329351
Used to be at 245 2 years ago, now I’m at 175. Being at fat fuck, nobody respects you desu

[Anonymous No.19336352]

>>19330804
>>19334121
>>19334346
See
>>19330500

[Anonymous No.19336398]

Why does anyone feel the need to smoke pot regularly. Do it too often and it's not fun anymore.

[Anonymous No.19336420]

looks like they stopped smoking meth at some point

[Anonymous No.19336776]

>>19334473
>made 1st mil at 19
Larp

[Anonymous No.19336819]

>>19334403

You sound like your coping more, probably failed business at some point all the while being sober and depressed. I know many successful smokers doing as they please with their life, making society better in their own way. I also know some straight edge people,l who are so bitter at the world due to their own issues. Anyways, live and let live. Worrying about what could’ve been is pointless.

[Anonymous No.19336842]

>>19334473
Pshh, a baby’s first mil...so cute

[Anonymous No.19336882]

>>19336047
Live and let live you miserable prick

[Anonymous No.19336945]

>>19331521
Sounds like you're not lifting or eating adequately or you are 18. If you're having this problem at 30, try 500mg Test E e3.5d lmao.

[Anonymous No.19336973]

>>19329801
Based architect poster

[Anonymous No.19337125]

>>19329285
God those two on the lower panel are perfect

[Anonymous No.19337237]

I used to smoke weed

Quit

Got a good job, career, girlfriend etc irl stuff

Finally a successful normalfag

Miss weed and wish I could just smoke up like old times and don't give a fuck

Anti drug incels here are fags

[Anonymous No.19337312]

>>19330500
same but 130
i was 160 once when i forced myself to eat 5 times a day and felt like shit

[Anonymous No.19337430]

>short something with built-in, never ending demand, and limited supply