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19321516 No.19321516 [Reply] [Original]

IM HIGH AS FUCK ON COKE TALKING TO TWO OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS ON HOW WE"RE GOING TO FUCK OVER EVERYONE IN THIS SMALL HILLBILLY TOWN WITH CRYPTO IM THE FUCKING WOLF OF STANCO BABY

>> No.19321526
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19321526

pic related
OP in 2 months

>> No.19321535

>>19321516
IM FEELING GENEROUS SO ILL TELL ANY OF YOU NIGGAS MY PLAN IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SINCE IT WONT AFFECT ME.

>> No.19321546

>>19321535
>>19321516
Lets hear it, DiK

>> No.19321552

>>19321526
HOW EXACTLY? YOU DONT EVEN KNOW MY PLAN!

>> No.19321559

>>19321535
Alright cokebro spill it but type faster i aint got all day

>> No.19321582

>>19321516
>>19321535
Ahhh coke, the drug you take to tell lies with your friends lmao

>> No.19321611
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>>19321535

Is that a plan?

>> No.19321618

>>19321552
I read this as loud intense speech. Is this how I should read This?

>> No.19321626

>>19321552
Enjoy prison

>> No.19321637

>>19321516
Going to hide this thread. Babby's first coke binge.

>> No.19321663

>>19321546
>>19321559

OKAY SO BITCOIN IS KNOWN AS SOMETHING TO GET RICH QUICK BY EVERYDAY PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THE $20,000 BOOM BACK IN 2017 BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUY OR EVEN GET STARTED WITH WALLETS. WE'RE PLANNING ON OFFERING PEOPLE BITCOIN BUT AT A 10% FEE. THEN WHEN THEY WANT TO CASH OUT WE'LL OFFER TO BUY AT A LOW PRICE BUT THEY'LL BE SO DESPERATE FOR CASH THEY'LL BITE.

SO BASICALLY SALE STUPID PEOPLE BTC THEN OFFER TO BUY FOR CHEAP WHEN THEY WANT TO CASH OUT BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CASH OUT ON EXCHANGES.

>> No.19321694

>>19321626
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS ILLEGAL!

>> No.19321699

>>19321663

Incredible idea Anon. Go for it.

>> No.19321708

>>19321618
OF COURSE!

>> No.19321735

>>19321699
THANK'S ANON!

>> No.19321747

>>19321516
hmm, sweet euphoria

what are you holding OP?

>> No.19322095

>>19321516
You're dead meat

>> No.19322207

>>19321663
Reported to the SEC

>> No.19322374
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>>19321663
>he thinks anyone outside this containment board gives a single fuck about cryptodheli shit

Good look selling your make believe money to people with functional brains

>> No.19322458

and they will trust you to pass them a wallet private key without copying it? lol

>> No.19322513

>>19322207
WHAT AM I DOING THATS ILLEGAL? THATS RIGHT, NOTHING.

>> No.19322521

>>19322458
ILL TELL THEM TO DOWNLOAD EXODUS WALLET ON THEIR PHONE AND THEN ILL SEND THEM THE BTC AFTER I GET CASH

>> No.19322530

>>19322095
HOW?

>> No.19322588

>>19322374
I ALREADY GOT 23 PEOPLE READY TO BUY THEY ALL THINK OF IT AS A WAY TO GET RICH QUICK

>> No.19322618

>>19321663
>tfw this idea is retarded but it gave me my own idea which will actually make $ and I’m not telling anyone.
Thanks druggie

>> No.19322686

>>19322588
>I ALREADY GOT 23 PEOPLE READY

Dude if you're this good a shilling make believe coins you'll make bank selling something with substance, talk to an Amway representative and tell them you want in on the scheme, if you're really this motivated (doubt is not a larp) you'll have a platoon of Amway zombies bringing you fresh meat every day for you to brain wash in to the biggest opportunity of their lives and how you a generous millionaire who's given Ted talks is willing to share the secret of becoming rich selling Amway.
This who shit your pitching is illegal on many ways and minimum you'll chew on you're own molars if a red neck decides he wants he's whole thousand dollars back after bit coin dropped 70% in the next 2 weeks

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>>19322588
Unlicensed investment advice.
Enjoy getting raped by SEC and FINRA

>> No.19322884

>>19322513
That's literally fraud.

>> No.19322921

>>19321526
>2 months
try again with 2 weeks

>> No.19322953

>>19322618
NO PROBLEM SEXY

>> No.19322966

>>19322884
HOW IS IT FRAUD TO SELL BITCOIN?

>> No.19322985

>>19322733
I'M NOT GIVING INVESTMENT ADVICE IM JUST SELLING BTC

>> No.19322988

>>19321516
I'm gonna do the same, but instead I'll give them BCH and tell them that's the real Bitcoin.

>> No.19322996

>>19322686
I DON'T WANT PART IN ANY "SCHEMES"

>> No.19323003

>>19322966
It's fraud because your entire business model revolves around tricking people into giving you money so that you can lock them out of their investments for the explicit purpose of conning them out of their money.

>> No.19323014

anyone with enough money to spend that it'll be worth it, will know they're being overcharged. it's easy for anyone to see how much btc is worth even if you've no clue how to acquire it.

>> No.19323023

>>19321611
IS WHAT EXACTLY A PLAN?

>> No.19323080

>>19323003
LOOK IM JUST SELLING BTC WITH A FEE FOR THE TIME, EFFORT, AND MINERS FEE. AND IF THEY WANT TO SELL THE BTC FOR CASH ILL BUY IT BACK FROM THEM, NOTHING ILLEGAL.

>> No.19323097

>>19322988
DON'T DO THAT, THAT'S VERY ILLEGAL.

>> No.19323110

>>19323014
IM LOOKING TO SALE BTC TO PEOPLE LOOKING TO MAKE SMALL INVESTMENTS LIKE $100, THEREFOR THEY'LL GET $90 OF BTC AND ILL GET $10.

>> No.19323141

>>19323110
this is what will occur to you tomorrow morning while crying into a puke bucket: $100 for every ten people, billions ain't thundering in

>> No.19323163

>>19321747
LIKE WHAT CRYPTO IM HOLDING? I CURRENTLY HOLD BTC, ETH, BAN, AND SOME FREE RVN THAT I GET DAILY FROM A FAUCET. WHAT ABOUT YOU?

>> No.19323178

>>19323141
THERE'S MORE TO MY PLAN THAN THIS, THIS IS JUST THE PART I INFORMED YOU GUYS ABOUT, I FELT LIKE BEING NICE.

>> No.19323199

>>19323141
Are you not reading what his plan is? The real source of income isn't the fees it's tricking people into selling their assets to him at a massive loss.

>> No.19323213

speed is better than coke. fight me.

>> No.19323283

>>19323213
You're saying that because you're a poorfag
The only people I know who do speed are dregs

>> No.19323340

>>19323199
I'M NOT TRICKING THEM, I'M OFFERING THEM CASH FOR BTC! THINK OF IT AS THEY WANT INSTANT CASH FOR THEIR BTC SO IM WILLING TO GIVE THEM CASH BUT AT A LOWER PRICE. DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH BTC GOES UP AFTER THEY BOUGHT THEY CAN STILL MAKE A PROFIT.

>> No.19323376

>>19322985
You're not buying btc on other people's behalf with their money? They you're probably an unlicensed money transmitter. That's even worse.

>> No.19323415

>>19323283
coke is dopamine reuptake inhibitor like ritalin, amphetamines are dopamine release agents. release agents feel better imo.

>> No.19323444

>>19323376
SELLING BTC ISN'T ILLEGAL DUDE I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS.

>> No.19323502

>>19323444
If you're doing this on your own in large volume without KYC and AML checks you're going to get wrecked and anal probed by FinCEN.
Abort mission before it's too late.

>> No.19323514

>>19321618
i read it with panic in his voice

>> No.19323522

>>19323340
>SO BASICALLY SALE STUPID PEOPLE BTC THEN OFFER TO BUY FOR CHEAP WHEN THEY WANT TO CASH OUT BECAUSE THEY'LL HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO CASH OUT ON EXCHANGES.

>> No.19323546
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If you got a client who brought BTC at eight, and it now sits at nine, and he’s all fucking happy, he wants to cash it and liquidate and take his fucking money and run home

You don’t let him do that
Cause that would make it real

No, what do you do?

You get another brilliant idea, a special idea. Another situation, another Coin to reinvest his earnings and then some. And he will, every single time. Cause they’re fucking addicted. And then you just keep doing this, again, and again, and again.

Meanwhile, he thinks he’s getting shit rich, which he is, "on paper". But you and me, the Shillers?

We’re taking home cold hard cash via commission, motherfucker.

You jerk off?

>> No.19323554

>>19321516
Yeah I'm thinking he's based. Bleed them dumb boomers like stuck pigs

>> No.19323570

>>19323110
That's called localbitcoins you autistic nigger

>> No.19323581

You’re a faggot loser OP

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>wolf of stanco

>> No.19323585

>>19323546
VERY GOOD MOVIE, THATS WHERE I GOT THE WOLF OF STANCO THING FROM. ANYWAYS YES I JERK OFF, I NEED TO SINCE MY GIRLFRIEND IS ASLEEP WHENEVER IM UP AT 4AM ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN BOARD AND LOOKING AT PRICE CHARTS.

>> No.19323616

>>19323340
>>19323522
Actually, now that I think about it, I am almost on board because anyone who would fall for this obvious scam would have to be some of the dumbest or laziest people on planet Earth. Retards lose money and druggie degenerate gets rekt by Feds. Win-Win.

>> No.19323620

>>19322207
based

>> No.19323631

So the plan is to make the decentralised currency centralised, with you and your druggy pals as the middleman in this fantasy. What could possibly go wrong lol

>> No.19323632

>>19323585
Reminder. The thing you're doing is going to get you up to 5 years in prison and $250,000 fine. Unlicensed money transmitter is a thing.
https://news.bitcoin.com/were-going-to-find-you-how-undercover-agents-trade-prison-time-for-bitcoins/
https://cointelegraph.com/news/us-man-faces-up-to-5-years-in-prison-for-unlicensed-bitcoin-sales-via-localbitcoins

>> No.19323641

>>19323444
bro he is right about the money transmitter part- being an unlicensed money transmitter carries a hefty jails sentence in almost all countries

>> No.19323653

>>19323585

You have to make them money "on paper" with BTC. As soon as you do that take your cut, then shill them on an Alt Coin. If you think Boomers can't work out Coinbase, imagine them trying to use IDEX. Not going to happen.

Take their gains and diversify their portfolio. This mitigates risk, allows them to have winners and losers, allowing you to keep them hooked, because they'll be chasing their losses whilst dreaming of their gains.

All the while you take commission

Keep jerking off

>> No.19323809

>>19321516
MDMA > coke

>> No.19323973

>>19323809
Yeah but you cant do molly every day

>> No.19323981

>>19323570
THIS IS A VERY RURAL AREA WHERE NOBODY USES LOCALBITCOINS.

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>>19321516
>TALKING TO TWO OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS
>posting on here

Uh huh yeah ok

>> No.19324003

Idiot druggie take a look at the mirror and rethink ur life

>> No.19324002

>>19323581
LOSER? NO. FAGGOT? MAYBE.

>> No.19324010
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>>19323973
Lmao lightweight. Do it for a year, or ngmi ya bitch ass bitch

>> No.19324013

>>19323616
I DON'T SEE HOW IM SCAMMING? PEOPLE BUY GOODS BELOW MARKET PRICE ALL THE TIME.

>> No.19324050
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>I’m GONNA SALE BITCOIN AT 10% MARK UPpERINOS

>> No.19324056

>>19324003
MY LIFE IS GREAT DUDE!

>> No.19324064
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>PEOPLE WILL AUTOMATICALLY BUY FROM MEH POOPERINOS!!!!!

>> No.19324099

Holy shit this thread is golden am losing my sides to orbit put me in the screencap niggers

>> No.19324161

The |ABSOLUTE| State of crackheads.

>> No.19324176

Hope you enjoyed the LARP niggers :)

>> No.19324191

>>19324176
coke high doesn't last long eh?