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>be outside
>start shitposting threads in my mind
>imagine the replies
>start reading them and laughing hysterically
>people looking at me funny
>occasionally burst out sharp wheezes
>go back home
>check biz
>the same post i created in my head is already posted
>mfw i can shitpost by sending threads telepathically to anons

how can i profit from this

>> No.19315055

>>19315046
I know you're making this up because /biz/ is so slow that this is physically impossible to have happened.

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>>19315046

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>>19315046
It's okay till anon can hold the farts in.

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>>19315046
I've noticed this lately as well, but the new fags always just jump straight to the punch line when making their threads...there is no build to the climax, it's like cooming without the jacking.

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>>19315046
>be outside
>start shitposting threads in my mind
>start bending reality to my will
>memes manifesting everywhere around me
>master this skill and use it for timetravel and create chainlink wallet with millions of Link for me
>jew reptiles figured out my power and send out assassins to stop me

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>>19315046
You already have. Your Tyrant needs you, fren. This is exactly what the crypt-id.com project was founded to support.

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>>19315288 (heil'd)
You too are also worthy, likely more worthy than OP in fact.

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>>19315288
>Mfw this is literally happening to me at this very moment
I’m onto you kike

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>>19315333
Those trips are pretty serious. Is >>19315288
somehow deceiving us? Perhaps there is more than we understand currently. We must consult the digits.

>> No.19315893

bump.
benis

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Nash just hit 800k a day trading
staking constantly increasing

how many mil a day before u consider buying in ?

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>>19315288
>>19315333
>>19315355
Pick a coin! Any coin you faggots!
THE PROPHECY MUST BE FULFILLED!

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>>19315288
>>19315333
>>19316111
C-checkd

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>>19316111 (check'd)
Crypt-id (CID)
https://etherscan.io/token/0x4599836c212CD988EAccc54C820Ee9261cdaAC71
As tyrant of this coin, I declare Esoteric Kekism to be the official religion. Praise Kek and praise his digits.

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>>19316111
do palindromes count on /biz/?