please help me with my pregnancy

[Anonymous No.19310365]

i have $5000 in my savings account.

[Anonymous No.19310385]

You have 13x more cash on hand then the average Ameripoor.

[Anonymous No.19310408]

>>19310365

Cool. Go extort money from somewhere else you dump thot.

[Anonymous No.19310424]

alright
close your eyes, this is gonna smart a little
FALCON

[Anonymous No.19310496]

>>19310365
Ask baby daddy for your shekels. Didn't hit it, not going to pay for it.

[Anonymous No.19310682]

Post nudes and I'll send you money
No bamboozle

[Anonymous No.19310697]

$5000 should be enough for a botched abortion

[Anonymous No.19310724]

>>19310365
Learn to code or just sell kid for spare parts?

[Anonymous No.19310947]

>>19310365
Post picture of your vegene with ETH address

[Anonymous No.19310969]

>>19310365
A stairway is free in the park...

[Anonymous No.19310986]

>>19310365
How is this NOT begging?

This js clearly begging and breaks the rules of this board

I summon a meta council of /biz/ men to deliberate on this breach of protocols

[Anonymous No.19311060]

>>19310986
It's allowable because it implies she has a vagina to show us. We'll give her a chance to deliver before reporting.

[Anonymous No.19311079]

>>19310365
I’ve made a huge mistake. I had gotten my ex pregnant in 2017. I came to a point in time where I just eventually stopped pulling out and been having a “fuck it” attitude. I was in a dark place and her insides were literally a happy place for me. So, eventually after creaming in her a few times, she got abnormally sick. Her mom asked if her if we’ve been using condoms and we asked ourselves why would she ask that ? Come to find out she was pregnant after she took a pregnancy test in miejers. She couldn’t stop crying that night. I was so broken and in despair that my mind went blank, as I was comforting her while I myself was having a silent mental breakdown.
Eventually she convinced hersef she wanted to keep it, and tried to convince me to stop being a neet and get a career. I wasn’t ready for commitment so I sabotaged our relationship and basically changed her mind to get an abortion. It was a terrible thing to do but I couldn’t live a life poor with a child and a poor wife. To this day it still breaks my heart and I’m sure she is completely messed up permanently.

[Anonymous No.19311094]

>>19310365
Planned Parenthood is usually free

[Anonymous No.19311108]

>>19311079
Many such cases, SAD!

[Anonymous No.19311113]

i'm not pregnant or in any dire situation and have 8,000 dollars between various accounts but can someone give me money for my honesty

[Anonymous No.19311114]

>>19310986
Get a load of this faggot lol

[Anonymous No.19311129]

>>19311113
nah

[Anonymous No.19311151]

>>19310986
>How is this NOT begging?
Because its trolling

[Anonymous No.19311152]

>>19310365
Buy Chainlink

[Anonymous No.19311155]

>>19311129
that's fair

[Anonymous No.19312261]

what