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FUCK CHINA AND CHINESE PEOPLE
What’s a quiet method of sudoku with easy cleanup? My apt has pretty thin walls and I don’t want to inconvenience anyone. Thanks in advance.
Did you guys know that Elon Musk is a Business MagnateTM?Yep, I checked, he was officially renowned as a Magnate on July 11th, 2011.A business Magnate.And he has a daughter Name Xyleon Force 12.
>>19301780This is completely retarded. That’s an awful name
What options to buy next week. I have $2000.
Glad I'm only invested in U.S. stocks because international stocks are going to be a bloodbath come Tuesday, with all the news of massive protests coming out of Hong Kong and Rapidly spiking cases all across South America.
>>19301780Elon Musk is such a sexy man, he could give a shit about his own stock, constantly innovates for humanity and can't stand Warren Buffett./OurGuy
>>19301775Have you tried changing your habits or trying something new? Most people that kill them selves do so without ever trying to live. >Well my wife left me and I’ve been horribly depressed for 18 monthsAnd? Literally try something new anon.
>>19301816I just deposited $1000 into my account ready for Tuesday. I don’t even know how to do options trading lol. I know how to buy stocks though. Do you have any favorites?
>>19301751I just want to fucking die
>>19301790He's got some crazy goth GF it was her idea. I just hope he doesn't get too sucked into her drama before they break up. It'd be bad for TSLA
>>19301842>>19301816>These are the people I write my retarded options forThank you for your patronage though
>>19301842Remember to use optionsprofitcalculator or an equivalent tool (Thinkorswim has a great one) to understand how the price of your contract will move before you buy it. Also selling covered OTM call options is extremely easy and fun, that'll teach you a lot before you start taking hard directional positions on stuff with hard buys
>>19301871elon musk was just watching youtube one day and saw grimes and hes like i want that as my girlfriendcuz i know a few normies who unironically liked grimes already
>>19301868Jesus Christ. >Change scenery>Stop drinking/taking drugs for a week>Get in your car and go to a national park (many are open)Stop eating garbage and get off your ass. You’ll thank me later
soooo puts on FXI come tuesday?
>>19301880Oh yeah Elon was wayyy late to the grimes party. I think /mu/ had already gone from like to hate before he was ever dating her. I saw the video for oblivion a million years ago because chans and I liked it so I downloaded a few of her albums. Can’t say there’s anything there you need to hear but it can be enjoyable.>>19301891You forgot the part about adventures in mycology
>>19301882IT'S GOING TO BE SO GREEN MY FUCKING EYES WILL NOT BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND SUCH INTENSE COLORATION
>>19301893Hey it worked for me, and I was about to put a bullet in my skull. Once I realized how poor life choices were making me miserable, I started making better choices.
>>19301830Dude was balding in his 20s. If it weren't for expensive hair transplants he would be bald as fuck.
>>19301891>Not wanting to dieOk boomer>Once I realized how poor life choices were making me miserable, I started making better choices.Good for you thoughChanging scenery really helps.
>>19301905>>19301880She kinda of reminds me of this girl I dated. She was artsy and smart, but super mentally ill. She had eating disorders and shit. Pretty fit though.It was kind of magical at times to be with a girl like that, but the stress makes it not worth it in the long run. I just want a normal boring GF now.
>>19301934Most hair transplants look like shit. I can’t even tell lol.
>>19301775Come live at my home. We can play games and strem together. Hopefully make money.
>>19301934>>19301945Elon is honestly like the living embodiment of the faustian spirit. Who cares what he looks like. He is changing the world in ways that haven't been done since the industrial revolution.Those industrialists of old: Rockefeller, Carnegie, Ford, Edison, and ect. They really changed the whole world in a radical way that hasn't been done since then. I think Elon has a spirit from that time. He is such a rare type in the modern day.
We going up bigly on Tuesday. DIX is up and GEX is down.
>>19301775Go out into the wilderness or a body of water. Also a chance you turn into a skinwalker.
>>19301943>>19301983God dammit I'm starting to feel some feels tonight Anon. Tearing up for no reason and getting nostalgic about the past. I need to go to bed. I've been coming here since I was 12 years old. More than half my life now. You guys raised me more than my parents. Fuck why am I crying. I've got to go.
>>19302001DIX went up pretty bigly and quickly. I’m thinking I’ll be buying any premarket or midday dip and get in on a leveraged ETF.>>19301943*sips*Yep. But also nope.I’ll still date a crazy but I’d certainly like to find wife/mother material.
>for once /smg/ is predicting greenPrepare for red circuit breakers
>>19302029>>19302001Also, DIX isn’t really supposed to be useful for short term gains, if it goes up the market can still rank the next day or several days.
wells fargo liked this furry twitter post and it sent to all their followers
>>19301934He's the closest thing to 4chan's version of Jesus Christ, we'll have.
>>19302045So should I buy their stock or short it?
>>19302045Free (you)s for Wells Fargo. I refuse to use big banks unless I have no choice. I need to go in one to get a safe deposit box.
>>19302045Just says they liked it, not retweeted it. And you didn’t include a link. Could easily be from @anyone who changed their account name to Wells Fargo. So the fact that you didn’t link it leads me to think: hey. Fuck you.
>>19302052Holy shit. I didn’t even know lol
>>19302067https://twitter.com/WellsFargo/likes?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthorscroll down until yesterday then lmao
GIMME A RHYTHMWE ARE WE AREWALMART
>>19302042I'm going to right a kalaman filter to do soothing on the DIX and also make if a forward indicator. Would you guys be interested in seeing that when I get done?
>>19302114eat the candy wagie, thats a good wagie, you wont be needing next weeks pay either.
>>19302052Thiel is the closest thing to a Red pilled billionaire that I know of. The guy is openly against multiculturalism and pro "western". I don't know if he's pro-white though. A lot of people want to be for western culture with out being for western DNA
Isn't it interesting that stocks go up, but also those debts go up? Why would debt go up if the company is doing better? Its almost like they are related, as if companies are getting loans to buy their own stock to justify high valuations without generating value and its been happening for a decade which corresponds with historically low interest rates...
>>19302114This is my best advice for all low wage workers.Form a union, or Quit.
>>19302140every white person that isnt pro white /genetics should be dumped in a nigger ghetto and forced to live there for a few months.
>>19302114OK it's kinda of a shitty care package, but it's not like the guy is entitled to extra pay. You got a gift now you're complaining you didn't get a better gift. You could have gotten nothing. >>19302153Stocks going up should be seen as a very serious consequence of the QE that's occurring. It's not just a necessary side effect of stimulating the real economy it's actually extremely negative.
>>19302171He probably is at least a little pro-white. However I think he plays it close to the chest in order to maintain his networks. Still his money could completely change the pro-white movement the same way Soros is like a one man anti-white Globalization machine.
>>19302175It’s a terrible care package, but much better than what you get in China.
>>19302175I am referring to the last decades bull run. Which is was not a bull run, but a decade long fake pump brought on by low interest rates which enabled taking out crazy loans for stock buy backs.
>>19301868Do a flip faggot
is business normalising in the USA? are things opening back up now? which sectors do you think will perform well tuesday?
>>19302140Thiel sucks actual cock though. musk is a chad with like 6 sons from 3 women
>>19302216No. What business will "normalize" to is 60% (at best) of what it was before the bubble popped.
I will kill you
>>19302140That's right, he's the best thing we've ever had to a based human being. Multiple children, a hot goth girl, billionaire, white, defying California's fascist policies to the point of arrest and an innovator of products geared toward future progress in multiple industries.
>>19302175>>19302153More cash on the balance sheets is a reason for stock prices to go up as long as the terms of the debt are favorable or at least not alarming.Think of all the smaller competitors that will be driven out of business and won’t be able to borrow like that. The companies with all that cash and debt will be able to buy their competitors and come out stronger.That is, unless it’s an L-shaped recovery. In which case, the cheap credit will probably continue to flow and interest rates will remain low, so holding the stock of these companies will still have better returns than holding cash or treasuries.It is the definition of a win-win situation for stock investors.>>19302121Yes, very. I’m also interested in what a Kalaman filter is and I’ll have to look into it tomorrow morning.If I knew ANYTHING about data science and how to automate a computer to check for any correlations over time with those variables, I’d spend weeks on it.>>19302250Don’t you dare touch me. Buying this CPB dip is already painful enough. But sometimes my best gains come from buying when it hurts...
>>19302250If you touch me I'll make your options decay at three times the speed.
>>19302106I couldn’t find it. I want it to be true.
>>19301816FLIR, SRNE, MARK
>>19302114i dont usually spontaneously masturbate to wagecage pics but this is pretty exquisite
>>19302216Businesses are opening in phases, most in my state are opened up except for gyms, events. FUCK TONS more cars on the road though compared to last month.
So you plan on buying this stock because its future discounted cash flows seem to justify the price. Now you have to look for disconfirming evidence.
>>19302267Kalaman filter is used tracking applications like for radars and such. It predicts the location and trajectory of an object based on noisy estimates. I use to work on targeting algorithms for missiles now I'm a NEET. Been really depressed recently bc I can't find a job. I'm trying to get into algo trading. Back when I worked on missiles some of my coworkers did algo trading extremely successfully.>>19302267That sounds reasonable but it's not what's happening interest rates were already super low before corona and the economy was booming. The fed tried to raise rates but was too much of a pussy to crash the bull market when the economy was good. Now they are talking about keeping rates super low for a really long time. I suspect another decade (if inflation allows). It would make sense to provide low rates in a time of crises, but that isn't what is happening. >>19302256well it's easy to remember what a big deal those titans from the industrial revolution were. Things like the railroads and the bessemer process were arguably a bigger leap than what Elon is doing now. I agree with you in principle though.>>19302208I completely agree. See the earlier response I wrote.
>>19302322Hanging is an awful way to go.
>>19301751Very interesting video about fundamental analysis of distressed airlines during the coronavirus pandemichttps://youtu.be/WnH0Kvl3thk
>>19302250Not if I kill myself first, faget!Now watch my video about fundamental analysis of distressed airlines!https://youtu.be/WnH0Kvl3thk
>>19302175>OK it's kinda of a shitty care package>kinda of aIt's as shit as your ability to use the English language.You're right the employees aren't entitled to anything beyond their agreed compensation, but giving them something that's as low-effort as a handful of whatever was lingering in the candy bowl is insulting and counterproductive to worker productivity.
>>19302411I'm buying TAK AN E for minimum 700% gains
I need to kms as well. My brain is too fucked up for it to let me ever chill and enjoy anything.Weak and stupid I know
>>19302439alright, you are wrong and here is my rebuttalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXUEyKddNoM
>>19301775>sudokuyou mean Seppuku?Dude don't off yourself. It's so gay. It's something a bitchy teenager does. It's something that seems deep and artsy when you're young but really it's just lame.Stay alive just to piss of jews if for no other reason. By jews I mean anti-whites. They want you to kill yourself.Besides it's very unlikely things will continue to be bad forever. I've had a lot of success in life, but I've also had basically whole years I've had to write off. I'm basically in the middle of a down spot myself. Even if I don't know how it'll get better yet I think it will.OK last comment. One trick is to accept how bad your situation is and just own it. Like I had a pretty nice job and I was a top student. Now I've been unemployed for a year. It felt like shit bc of how far I fell. But if I accept that I'm a NEET then suddenly anything I do to change that feels like my life is getting better. Like if I'm constantly keeping score from when things were good and thinking about how they are shitty now I will feel bad. If instead I accept that things are shit then I can celebrate and feel good about even slight improvements.
>>19302430>>19302476Fascinating.Very fascinating.It looks like I'm gonna have to spend some more time digging into those free cash flow statements.
>>19302250I found you a picture.
>>19301775Ok one last thing. If you’re really depressed and you don’t have the energy to change your situation getting on an SSRI temporarily, at least, isn’t the end of the world. Sometimes you need a little extra push to allow yourself to start changing your situation for the positive. At some point when things are going better you can step down off the drug if you want.
>>19302445>I'm buying TAK AN E for minimum 700% gains>TAK AN EI wasn't sure those were tickers until I looked them up.How big is your position? Have you gone all in?
>>19302390>That sounds reasonable but it's not what's happeningAnd then you go on to say that interest rates have been low, and now they’re at record lows, but that doesn’t negate what I was saying. Low interest rates are a reason why money flows into stocks instead of bonds. And a reason why corporations can take out all that cheap debt to do the things I described.
>>19302442It’s 230am on an image board. Everybody makes mistakes sometimes bro. Idk, it’s just not the sort of thing I would get upset about if my company gave me a cheesy care package. It seems like you’re saying getting nothing would be less insulting?
WTF JUST HAPPENED IN HONG KONG WHY ARE THE BOOMERS PANICING PLZ ????
>>19302195He's probably very pro white being an African American himself.
>>19302562>He doesn't go all in on memes all the timeFunnily enough I spent some money on my wife MU T SU just before SU got a nice saudi pump. Makes me more tempted to go in on some meme spellings, and E is undervalued according to yahoo.
>>19302549This tweet is so surreal >Four decades of successful foreign policy >In the middle eastJesus Christ
>>19302577Oh I thought you were saying cheap debt allows smaller competitors to stay afloat through the crises. That’s what Powell’s logic is. There’s some truth in it of course, but things have gone way too far.
>>19302595Getting nothing is usually better than a terrible gift.
>>19302549Trump hasn't gone far enough imo
>>19302622Idt musk thinks about that sort of thing. He’s very focused on technology and philosophy that doesn’t matter and Descarte did better a few hundred years ago anyway. Think is interested in philosophy and politics. He writes about and even spoke at the GOP convention. He’s friends with Mulbug. Also funds some tight wing think tanks. He’s never gone full pro white at least public ally though.
Big green arrow coming Tuesday lads.But don't let that distract you from the fact that we're really only preserving our actual buying power as the fed continues to brrrrr the economy into a frenzy.(Pictured: The Economy, artist's impression. Source: Wall Street Journal)
>>19302627It should, ideally. But yeah I would guess the majority of non-franchised restaurants won’t even bother trying to reopen, since that’s such a shitty difficult business to try to turn a profit in anyways. And many of the small businesses are like that.But that’s not relevant to powell, that’s for the SBA’s project. Powell’s project is buying debt that’s traded on the public markets, such that it is included in blackrock’s ETFs. Your “small business” isn’t on there, because it isn’t even big enough to be a small or micro cap.>>19302693Based. It’s got finance, hosiery, and females leaking fluids. I approve.
>>19302302thanks but these are penny stocks :/
>>19302599HK is back into full-on protest like they had 6-9 months ago.There was some solid discussion about it a couple threads ago.>>19302625>He doesn't go all in on memes all the timeNot since I started playing with big boy money>>19302549>four decades>successful>foreign policy>the US invasion of Iraq following 9/11 and Obama's era of regime toppling is "successful U.S. foreign policy in the middle east"As long as it's democrat-leaning, you can type up a fucking stroke and the mainstream won't question it
>>19302693Euro/USD has been around 1,10 for a year thoughBoth fairly stable despite the printing.
>>19302722HOW MANY THREADS IS A ''COUPLE"
>>19302739somewhere between two and infinity
>>19302599>>19302722Did you see any of the video coming out the protests? The police brutality was over the top. Way worse than anything I’ve seen in the west. They were just straight up torturing one of theses guys in the street knocking his teeth out and rubbing his face against the concrete causing all the skin to come off. It was a young man who was crying out for his mom and saying sorry while he was crying. I’ll never forget that. I don’t think Chinese really value human beings the whites do. Those protestors are 100 times more brave than the western leftists that cheer them on.
>>19302739Just keep tapping the thread's OP link to the previous and do a search for "HK"/biz/ is archived for 24 hours, so the past 5 or 6 are probably even still easily searchable.People were posting cross-board links to /wsg/ multiple times, so I'd imagine they have some solid clips of it over there.I'd be surprised if /pol/ didn't have a thread on it too, although you'd obviously have to dig through the schizophrenia a tad more.
>>19302767Holy fucking shit.
Where are some of these people getting info on when insider trading is done (eg when the company ceo sells stock)? I see someone say that stock was offloaded yet when I look up multiple sites that show when sells or buys occur, there is nothing on the same day the person said it. A few days later it begins to appear. What are they accessing that shows it to them earlier when the multiple sites I went on showed nothing for the same day until the next day?
>>19302709Truly the triumvirate of bull signs.To think I almost didn't buy more TQQQ on Thursday, thinking maybe it would dip a little on Tuesday. Been so busy I forgot about the long weekend. Good thing my bull instincts guided me through.>>19302776Warosu also archives /biz/ you know. Why are you still not using 4chan X?>>19302728Most people don't watch/know/comprehend financial news, so it will take them between a few years to half their lifespans to realize that their money is buying less. For now corporations can't even boost prices either because retail needs sales volume desperately. They've been getting it in spades this past week and continuing this weekend, but they need to keep their sales going and not introduce price increases until things are less dicey and the normalfags are careless with their money again.
>>19302790>>19302767Gave me nightmares, but maybe I’m soft.https://youtu.be/tZfBQ8rxBH4
>>19302492this anon speaks the truth.
>>19302767>Those protestors are 100 times more brave than the western leftists that cheer them on.Fuckin a I don’t know why you retards insist on taking pot shots. Now someone’s just going to say they’re 1000 times more brave than the conservitards protesting against wearing a fucking mask. And then you’re going to have to decide how many times more or less brave they are than the Iranians young people getting gunned down in the streets for protesting.Yes, we have it easy in comparison. Yes, the CCP is a brutal dictatorship. Please don’t bring this faulty narrative of left vs. right in the US into it.Wake up. The Dems and reps are on the same team: keeping the power in the two party system and fucking over everyone who isn’t them.I am not looking forward to the ptsd feeling of dissociation these horrible videos give me. But thank you for posting it.
>>19302827>Published on Aug 29, 2019YouFuckingFaggotGet out of here. We talked about those protests all last year, what the hell are you even doing?>>19302386OK it does exist. This is based and perversion-pilled.
>>19302845I agree with you for the most part. The Hong Kong protests were super popular on reddit for awhile. The redditors were pretending like they had some skin in the game when really they risked nothing. That’s what I was referring to.
>>19302827>>19302767>Published on Aug 29, 2019>Aug 29, 2019>in May 2019+1Delete your fucking posts and get out of town. I don’t want to see you and your old-news faggotry around these parts until you’ve learned your lesson. LURK MOAR.
>>19302856Wtf they’re starting again so we’re talking about them again. Ya I know it’s from august but it’s still relevant bc it’s the same factions fighting over basically the same shit.
>>19302864Kek I don’t know I don’t visit there.But the reason we cared about it last year was because of shit like what you just saw and we’re shocked by. I think it was posted here last year as well.>>19302878>Ya I know it’s from august but it’s still relevant>>19302767>Did you see any of the video coming out the protests? The police brutality was over the top.It doesn’t really sound like you knew you were posting something from last year, but whatever. Yeah it’s brutal footage. Please see the actual footage coming out of the current protests if you want to talk about the current protests.We have been talking about this for a while though, theorized a lot last year about how this would play out. Looks like they weren’t waiting for it to die down, but just until a more opportune times to crackdown, like right now while everyone’s distracted with the fucking virus.
RTX may pump on Tuesday as Memorial Day celebrations will include stock market and US economic recovery.>>19301751>no nhentai link because one guy hates it :(What are you, a communist cuck? To hell with commies.>>19302626>>19302722>implying not toppling communist regimes is not a successful foreign policyWhat counts is that we liberated the citizens from their oppressive regime. When we came to Iraq and Afganistan people there were very happy and welcomed us. Sure, war did happen but the destruction were only a few pockets of their country, and we used OUR money to rebuild their society. Be thankful to us Mohammed, we turned your desert shithole into paradise.
what is the speculation on why tuesday will be a major green rally?
>>19302953It's like a protest and a rave at the same time.I love it.Where is this?
>>19302922I wasn’t posting on biz last year but I was following the Hong Kong protests. It’s not like the recent Chinese crack down changes anything. It’s all part of the same conflict.China reduces Hong sovereignty > student led revolt> brutal crack down > western powers too cucked to do anything about itBtw I know the western powers are probably supporting the protesters covertly, but if they were serious they’d do something geopolitically. Specifically if Britain was a real country it would lead some kind of international effort To punish China since Honk Kong is the UK’s baby.
>>19302953Pretty bumping party.
>>19302983Inverse my ID indicator.
>>19302987The Hong Kong protestors were using lasers to blind police drones. Very cyber punk.
>>19302820>Warosu also archives /biz/ you know. Why are you still not using 4chan X?I'm phone-posting with omnichan. I use some kinda plug-in when I use my desktop, and it's probably 4chan X.Trying to use the archives from mobile is a huge pain in the ass.>>19302776>>19302739I think I found the /wsg/ thread>>>/wsg/3469117
>>19302987These are the pictures from the August protest in HK. The lasers were used to nullify facial recognition cameras employed by the police
>>19303004>Trying to use the archives from mobile is a huge pain in the ass.True but it’s doable.That’s not the thread btw, it was the thread with webms with sound for other boards.
>>19302595That's exactly what I'm saying.If they gave him nothing, there wouldn't be anything for the outrage to coalesce around. There might not be any outrage at all.
>>19303016This is more like the dystopian hellscape i was promised in my sci fi novels.
>>19302983There wont be major rally nor a major dump. Just crab until Q2 earnings or spike of 2nd wave.
>>19303016>>19302953this looks cyber dystopian af
>>19302953>>19303016bros its the riot scene for Akira.
>>19303004Phoneposting is a cardinal sin thoughAlso just use Firefox on your phone with 4chan X
I remember loving the weekend as a kid but now I hate it. What am I supposed to do when the market is closed? :(
>>19302114This is why I think Amazon is toast.
>>19303257same dude theres nothing to do especially if i cant check robinhood
>>19303257>>19303323You guys never heard of books, videogames, red boards?Play some Yakuza or something
>>19303016Time to long lasers.
Give me the next +20%
>>19303342Board games with VR is the new thing now.
>>19303323If it has to be trade related speculate on low cap shitcoins or do research for next week.Working out and /sig/ is always good too.
>>19303016*high up on the city rooftops, an unknown hero**an army of drones approaches*J***** P*****: "NOT TODAY. TARGETS ACQUIRED"
>>19303257I bought a Lego set last weekend, took me almost two days to finish it
>>19302980>no nhentai link because one guy hates it :(>What are you, a communist cuck? To hell with commies.OP here. There is nothing I hate more than communists, because there is nothing worse than them. There is nothing below a communist. In the near future, genetically engineered Space-girls, will hunt down all communist trash and burn them alive. No one will worship the of Saturn. We will all worship and appreciate the tree of life and nature. People think I’m “histrionic” or stupid. I am neither. Also, Hentai is superior to pornography. I would have included it if I thought of it.
>>19303355What’s the story behind this picture
bros I really genuinely very much enjoy looking at images of well-endowed cartoon women peeingalso don't forget to look for counter-market cheapies and diversify a little more this tuesday, a safe bull is a strong bull
>>19303487Anon... we need to talk. Please share some of these images. Don’t make me ask nicely
>>19303500Fine, volafile bull org bull r bull 1a18huucc
Jesus this board is dead on Sunday mornings
>>19303257Maybe start another addiction for the weekend, maybe something positive like /fit/ or /pol/.
To the anon who does covered calls for earnings, I wrote a screener in python based on your recommendations, here's output for the first week of June
/biz/ required watchinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqG3ITMv1Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjZ-ke1kJrAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55892jT06aIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iszwuX1AK6Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_jaJR_cNFUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXclJnm30QEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWpNnjpiPM0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLJPXgv7AVkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMIrlP61Z9shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLFBcdd6Qw0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0gvEAecF0Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeSLPELpMeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3DWpuISBashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oObhJxZ35Gghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ofJqqsL5ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNihzzIWW_Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDg_psWTMRMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_JHF-jpRvE
>>19304428CRINGE FILMS FOR LOW IQ, NARCISSISTIC RETARDS WHO FALL FOR "MULTI-LEVEL/AFFILIATE MARKETING" SCAMS.
>>19301751/biz/ is the most fun I have had in yearsEspecially the hodl post right before the stock tanks
do you want a stock or fund compared to a benchmark? tell me time interval and tickers and ill do it for u>must be listed on yahoo finance
>>19301878>not selling putit's like you hate gains
What Hong Kong Stocks are we buying?I like CK Infrastructure Holdings, only 4% of their income comes from China and Hong Kong!https://www.cki.com.hk/english/ourBusiness/home/index.htm
Do you think Sixt is jerking its juge cock to the thought of getting rid of Hertz?
>>19303487What are some safe sectors in this pandemic for you?
Bros, it’s a triple top within a triple top... you would be a fool to buy in now for so many reasons.
>buy stock at $100>goes to $150Buy more or sell?
>>19304896Calculate the future discounted cash flows
reminder50% tqqq50% spygo to bed - you've outperformed most funds and nearly all daytraders
>>19301780She’d have lot of stuff to dig
>>19304554>>19304571how'd you do that
>>19301983>>19302008he is a fraud idolized by brainlets
>>19304804Maybe a breakout on tuesday. No stop moon mission to 310 SPY
>>19304983>spy >not spxlNgmi
>>19302140>>19302171>muh genes>muh my ancestor was a fishkys libetard biologist
>>19305078>tweeting about the size of his project truckHe’s discreetly telling us that his stock will fall by 3-5%?
>>19305264Don't worry anon...we'll be back. Just you wait...
>>19303641I've been a huge fan of this circle for awhile.
>>19304896Past performance does not dictate future performance.
>>19305144any experience with python? if so, what are the advantages using R Studio over python? i feel like python is becoming a bit of a meme, but then very flexible, useful meme.
>https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/499306-florida-man-who-spit-coughed-on-police-officers-after-claiming-to-have>Florida man who spit, coughed on police officers after claiming to have the coronavirus indicted on federal terrorism chargesis this bullish?
So when are the elites going to admit that the consumer stimulus was a bank bailout by proxy?
>>19305690>His attorney, Samuel Landes, argued in an email obtained by CBS Miami that prosecutors are stretching a law that is meant for terrorists, calling Curry's case a standard law enforcement confrontation.>"The United States Attorney's position, in this case, would make each of the millions of COVID-19 patients 'in possession' of a biological weapon," Landes said.my fucking sides dude
I wish m cat was that fat
>>19302983Biggest wave is "news" that all 50 states are "in some capacity" opening. I only use scare quotes because this is exact words I heard used in relation to the headline on a major news outlet's cable channel in passing. Everyone knows it's largely bullshit, but the market is far more sensitive to news and hopium right now due to democratized equities via spikes in Robinhood and other digital-native no-fee brokerage app installs.
>>19301766This board is filled with chinks. Do you expect some praise? Well, good job.
>>19305547so far i dont have python experience unfortunately. But it is THE programming language to use in finance apparently. I only learned R at my uni so im trying to max out my skills before i eventually have to learn python anywayi dont know the advantages of learning either one, i believe it makes a difference once your doing quant backtesting, but im still a bit off until i reach that levelso far i just love R for data viz
I'm long Canadian banks and this is the earnings week for them. Wish me luck boys.
>>19301830Buffett is Boomer Prime. Of course Musk ignores him.
>>19301766FUCKING BASEDFUCK OFF CHING CHONGS
>>19305850Brave anon. I've been watching from the sidelines but bought into energy already.Good luck and fat divvys to you
>>19305846R is easier to use for data visualization since it requires a bit of work with MatPlotLib and Numpy to get similar plots. You can do a little better with Dash and Plotly but that just adds to the learning curve.Eventually the advantage of Python comes from its ability to interface with API's and web data scraping tools
what the hell is a "cunny"?
>>19305547btw i hope you dont own MOS
>>19302549>successful foreign policy in the METhe lugenpresse are the first to be executed during the uprising in minecraft.
>>19305690>florida-man AGAINIs there some kind of weird black magic in this state?
Bring back nhentai links.What is happening with REITs?
>>19305959it's the name of the one of the six viable recovery scenarios
>>19305933that makes sense, thanks for the input
>>19305964not at all, was just checking correlations throughout S&P500 and they seemed to be perfect for stat-arb so i shared.>>19305933>>19305846thanks for your input, anons. might just stick with python. i was under impression R is considered more professional somehow, like MATLAB.i do enjoy playing with python, pandas and numpy on daily basis. far easier than people make it look. slowly started getting into pymc3 and statsmodels and playing with ML
>>19305850Oh shit I did the same thing and /biz/ is always wrong, we're fucked
>>19302549"Successful"We're still there and wasting resources around the world. How the hell is that successful?Liberal new world order is insane. A successful foreign policy would be markets kept open without needing a permanent presence. If you need blood and treasure to keep a market open, your policy has failed.
>>19305999L-shaped is likely.Bear in mind these curves are gdp, not s&p.
>>19305706Never now go deposit your shekels at walmart™
>tfw applying for a new jobWish me luck, bros. I thought it would be harder than it is to hear back from recruiters right now, given the millions of unemployed. Hopefully I get an offer soon, because I can't stand my current job. It would be nice to get paid more monies and experience new things.
>>19306163No point practicing with modern weapons if you never intend on using your training.
>>19301751Is pic related that ciafag's cat? Did he fatten him up for the photo ops?
>>19306163>Source of positive energy to othersBased, that's how you establish connections far and wide. Good luck anon
Thought about maybe getting another job in my "company" but then I was like fuck it. My current job is easy as hell and I only got 11 years left before I can legit walk out. Why fuck up a good thing. Ironically I was in line for a new job but the virus put the ax to that. I'm sure that once they do the number crunching they'll implement a hiring lockout for a while till more money is flowing in anyway. Hey its all good to me, like I said my current job is easy as hell and I'll just ride the waves till I walk out.
>>19305547RA in Econometrics here. I use Python, R, and Matlab and I would say that the advantages of R (R Studio is just the IDE) over Python are that it has many statistical packages to do a one-time only analysis of a series. For example the packages “forecast” (for ARIMA), “rugarch” (for GARCH) and “dlm” (for Dynamic Linear Models, eg. Kalman Filter/Smoother) can be applied very easily while obtaining a professional result.On the other hand, I find Python to be much better for creating libraries due to the OOP structure. Developing a library for pricing options with classes was both easy and clean. With Matlab? Not so much.On the job market however Python is much more important so if you need to start from something, I would advice to start from there. R is very nice to know, but not essential.
>>19301983>He is changing the world in ways that haven't been done since the industrial revolutionhow so? putting 18650s in a car? you know he didn't found tesla. on top of that the chevy volt already exists. expensive luxury e-waste isn't exactly revolutionary. if you believe in "the mission", every tesla sold comes with a contract that guarantees carbon will be pumped into the atmosphere to offset the savings. not to mention the government subsidies
>>19305105my idea is that they can't make it without side mirrors so they can't possible make it smaller without adding them, and then it's the same size
>>19302175actually the duties at the stores have evolved since they were hired so they are entitled to renegotiation, but since they're poor and in at-will states it doesn't fucking matter
>>19306446The only thing I can think of are reusable rockets and spacecrafts, hence reducing the cost of going to space making journeys/missions more common. "Changing the world" is a stretch as of now but if he's successful with his mission in life.. then yeah, he can be considered to have "changed the world" by helping further technology for humanity
What the fuck. I cant buy LK N stock anymore?I want in on the scam, we all know China is going to go back to its usual shenanigans and people are going to need waggie coffee to help them cope
>>19305850I work for BNS. Shit is fucked, huge pay cuts, no bonus, we’re way overleveraged in South America. Don’t go long.
>>19304804Bulls are kill. I have never seen a shittier chart than that. Just let us crash a bit so we can build back up.
>>19305999>Cunny Shaped economyTHEY KNOW
>free Monday>/smg/ deadfigures
>>19301842CEQP PVACenergy is retarded easy right now to profit on
>>19301775Burn sulfur. The ash is a toxic gas. It's painless.Do it in your car so you don't hurt your neighbors.
>>19301891>1263x560Jesus Christ. post a better resolution next time faggot. i agree with you tho
How will Moderna do this week
Thoughts on StockWits? Is it legit info or is it just a bunch of retards spamming bullshit?
>>19301832Without the family courts this wouldn't be a cause for depression. He's depressed because he is about to be enslaved.
I have £1000 to invest, should I put it into hertz or should I put it into an airline like IAG.
>>19307193Depends. Sometimes you get some good tips. I hitched a ride with a penny stock and made a bit of green before the fall thanks to them.
>>19307193A good place to gauge general opinion and find potential jewing opportunities by doing the opposite of the goys.
>>19301832and my dog died from a broken heart
Kinda fucked up and just stupid but some kid went and killed his dad while the dad was on a zoom call.. Yeah needless to say there's plenty of witnesses to the fucked up crime. The "kid" was 32 yrs old..
>>19307193Never listen to anyone without credentials
>>19307193sometimes good stuff there, nice for getting a sentiment on a stock you're looking at before going in. When there's too many delusional bulls circle jerking about hueg pumps I know to stay away for at least a month
>>19305547Python is a good first language, and the most general-purpose, so its good for employment. It also has the most flexibility, so if you know what you’re doing, you can accomplish much more.
>>19307040PPT and FED will pump over every TA you can ever find.
Really wish Robinhood would hurry up and roll out fractional shares.
What do you think about this long term?:https://www.ishares.com/uk/professional/en/products/264660/ishares-msci-usa-dividend-iq-ucits-etf?switchLocale=y&siteEntryPassthrough=trueOr perhaps treasury bonds?
Since divvy bro isn't here, I'll say it. Threadly reminder that dividends are your frens!
>>19307658I like it more than their Large-Cap fund.
So how likely is it there will be another kinda major dippy. Nothing as bad as march but still a decent drop? From the way things are progressing (re-openings,etc) looks like any such drop is not happening so it's either do nothing and hope one does happen or jump in now while shit is still kinda low and ride the green wave up. Honestly the boat to bag ultra cheap stocks has sailed no mater what so either option is 50/50 at this point. Said boat was end of march.
>>19307882Sure, sure. Zero chance of second leg down, line goes only up.Which bear market ever ended with peak optimism? kek
>>19307882If no drop, then a long drawn out recession.Fact.
>>19307914recession of the economy does not affect the stock market anymore. the sooner you get this through your skull the sooner you will make profits.
>>19307798My dad is always telling me about the Devies. I don’t have much skin in the game - about $2700. Less than half my stocks have devies. Is this important for me? I’m new here
>>19307882>So how likely is it there will be another kinda major dippy.medium high. We could see three or four -5% weeks on average.>ultra cheap stocks has sailed no mater whatNo, check the financial sector. If things are truly back to normal, you should see them and REITs come back.
>>19307882Impossible to say. The best bet we have is if the corona numbers starts increasing heavily again which forcing states to close down again, will that happen though? No fucking idea. At best we might see a decent retracement like in 2018, but that will be nowhere near the Mar lows>>19307914That won't matter to the market though
>>19307882Reason why I'm asking is cause I've got 8000 I can use. I'll sell KOS and make a slight gain and wait. I know timing the market normally is a bullshit stupid move cause you only end up fucking yourself. But if there is a legit decent drop coming, I'd be a fool not to exploit it to the full.
>>19307942The stock price is the meat of your profits. Dividends are nice, but if you're relying on just that, you'll never make it. Buying undervalued (Delta, Chevron) and growth stocks (Enphase Energy, Beyond Meat) are your ticket.
>>19307882Look at OILK and USO (if you have an appetite for risk. It’s still down like 75% anon. Still plenty of other options for really cheap stocks. Just look hard.
>>19308001>Enphase EnergyQuick rundown?
>>19307955>8000it doesn't matter. this amount is too small to even care.if you need it within a year, just hold it as cash, if you don't, put it in now and forget
SPY 310 next week 400+ July or August 80-100 before Q2 2021Screen cap this
>>19302802Anyone know the answer to this? Even the volume shown on robinhood doesn't reflect the large sell that I looked up which was a direct sell.
>>19308001>Beyond MeatIsn't it just a veggie burger?
>>19308054>spy 80 next year
>>19308054Late this decade we will see oil at 300+ a barrel. 5 figure gold.The recovery will be led by inflation and on-shoring of production.
>>19308044Oh that's just my ammo money. My actual total investment amount is more. Basically I'm using it as a way to fatten up my emergency fund quickly while my other longer term holdings just keep plugging along.
>>19308027"The big turnaround started to happen in 2018, after the company acquired SunPower's (NASDAQ:SPWR) inverter business and became the sole supplier for microinverters to the solar panel manufacturer. It gave the company a major sales channel with higher margins."It should be 200 by next year.
>weekend threads lasting 12 hours instead of 2 hoursthe true /smg/ is back and it feels comfy>>19302531blessed
>>19308094That is the worst case it depends how high it goes before the bust. Screen capture it remember it, it will happen. When SPY exceeds 400 begin to get short. If you apply this information you could turn $10 into roughly 1 million in less than a year. Sept 18 400 put all profits into Puts 7 Months out from the date spy exceeds 400.
>>19308081Veggie market is a good buy. McDonald's will have to enter the vegan market sometime soon...Beyond Meat is likely going to be on their menu soon.
>>19308001>ENPH>solar>$200mil buyback program in the pipe>growthm8
>>19307300>flex_nasty is making more money than youi fucked up lads
>>19308180Those seem like fantastically arbitrary numbers and time frames. SP 100 would put it back to where it was in 2003 before accounting for inflation.
>>19308180sure, jim simons. glad you decided to post your secrets on an ancient secret seychellian basket knitting internet forum
>>19301751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHV14Tc2JmwSoooo..... puts on Boeing?If another scandal breaks with them bribing the head of a good boy project like the moon landing, I think the public will probably finally be through with them completely and start looking for the other skeletons, of which there are surely many.Honestly if this is true I can see it rapidly trending to 0 before being broken up.
>>19307040>Astrology for Traders
>>19308313I’m expecting an 80% drop from the top coming this summer that’s where the bottoms come from.
>>19302953Absolutely based and Blade Runner 2020
Hell with it. Jumping from one stock to another normally means you end up screwing yourself cause most time as soon as you pull out of the stock it skyrockets the next day.. Sides going from $2 to $4 (double) is pretty good. 8000 to 16000 is alright with me..
>>19308345The virgin turtle shell pattern diviner vs the chad market psychology oracle.
>>19308328Lol you think anyone actually cares about that? Acquisition processes are always causing people to step down or get fired at all of the defense companies. Literal nothing burger
>>19302827this was extremely informative on china, thanks. any other videos like this? also is any new police brutality videos that are actually recent online anywhere, any liveleak links or something?
>>19308317Buy a single call sep 18 400 tomorrow.Just for giggles. Come July you’ll be thanking me!
>>19308385I know first hand. I was in that EVFM stock for a bit. Now look at it. It'll be hitting 10 soon... Fuck.. If I'd stayed in it, well, I'd have a nice fat emergency fund on Tuesday.
>>19308166Yeah it's comfy now, until something else happens and the market goes down again. Literally like watching a herd of sheep swarming in screeching about something they know nothing about and mods making /smg/ a sticky ensured that everyone that came over to /biz/ swarmed in here
>>19308114>I'm using it as a way to fatten up my emergency fund quicklyIf it's supposed to be a part of your emergency fund, why are you investing it?
>>19308166i unironically tend to avoid /smg/ during market hours. all other times especially the weekend are the best. the weekend is the best of all because there isn't even futures until 6PM EST on Sunday. this is the only time when you can actually get good and well-mannered discussions on useful things with people. during market hours it's all just live reactions like a shitty alternate stocktwits.
Markets upo or downo next week?I think upo but i am long and i need them to go up tho
>>19308545I still got 10,000 sitting in the bank. Sides the 8000 I'm using won't be sticking around. Once I hit my target the whole nut (8000 + profits) is going right back in the bank. This is just a side project of mine. My long term holdings are still plugging away.
>>19308557It’s gonna crab. Super boring 4 day trading week with low ass volume.
>>19308557personally i think it will go farto
>>19308599I make shit a year. The goal is to have a whole year's salary stuffed in the bank by age 40. While also having a fat 401k, and a well seeded brokerage account. I'm 37 now. The trifecta (well quad in my case cause I got a pension as well)
Hong Kong markets open in 8.5 hours. Predictions?
>>19308557crab or slight dip.Nothing interesting is gonna happen for several months.
>>19304260What are you Jesus Christing?
>>19308722A weird faced asians, obviously
>>19307212why hertz? they filed for bankruptcy. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beleaguered-hertz-sinks-36-market-070836864.html
>>19301905/mu/ hated grimes after art angels as far as I can tell
>>19308767I saw some people saying that it would be a good time to buy in while it is applying for bankruptcy.
>>19308814Literally nobody said that on the entire planet.