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Hypothetically speaking, what do you guys think it would take to get into bed with Jennifer Garner? I am 25 and a 6/10 at best.

>> No.19301052

>>19301032
That's probably a man.

>> No.19301068
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>>19301032
A large sum of money is legitimately all it takes. Luckily for me, Bonbi is much more attainable than Jennifer Garner

>> No.19301136

>>19301032

you are 25 realize by now its a lot easier to fuck a look alike

>> No.19301151

>>19301068
dafuq is this?

>> No.19301177

>>19301136
It's not just how hot she is, it's her personality.

>> No.19301253
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>>19301032
>actress
>hump, howto
Hi! I'm thinking about making a film!
either that or be handsome af, like Handsome Harv here

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>>19301032
You need to be creative, anon.

>> No.19301278

>>19301032
1 roofie

>> No.19301301

>>19301151
That’s Bonbi anon

>> No.19301326

if you're asking here im guessing you have a 0/10 personality so im guessing hypothetically you can't fuck this woman

>> No.19301336
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>>19301032
just be a tanned, slightly buff 25 year old med/latino (castizo) chad that just graduated from university, big dick, over 5'10, a mercedes benz/bmw, nice jawline, hair cut, tattoos and cologne. Literally a machine built solely for the purpose of plowing cougars and sugar mommeying them to death. I just need to be a couple years older, get some tattoos and a nice car and i will go around the country satisfying yall's wifey sexual desires and making a pool of bodily fluids on your bed while you, rich dicklet husband, plays golf with your friends on a sunday morning. Kids will be asleep wondering who is making mommy scream in pleasure so loud.

>> No.19301343
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>>19301151
Patrician taste

>> No.19301361

>>19301253
>>19301273
>>19301278
Go away bullies.

>>19301326
My personality is probably a solid 3/10. How do I max out?

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>>19301343
Based

>> No.19301389

>>19301336
>Tanned
Ok
>Slight buff
I can get there
>Chad
Uh-oh
>Graduated
No :(
>Big Dick
Nuh-uh.
>Over 5'10
Yes
>Mercedes
Got an uninsured Honda Civic in my parent's garage.
>Jawline
Have had a beard for years and at this point am afraid to check.
>Hair cut
Yes
>Tattoos
This sounds wrong
>Cologne
Ok.

>> No.19301461

>>19301336
Jesus. South American "people" consider being over 5'10 tall

>> No.19301682

>>19301068
Pedo