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*AHEM*

It's that time of the week again, lads..

>> No.19298330
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Y'arrr sorry laddy I was slow to be docking in the port, Pr'leass excuse the work clothes Y'arrr

>> No.19298341

We’re still in a major pandemic. Fucking act like it.

I went to Safeway today and on my way out I stopped to use the store’s hand sanitizer and some guy walked by slowly, passing me very close. I said, please don’t walk so close and he proceeded to laugh at me because I was wearing a mask and for “believing” in the Corona Virus. He was blocking the way so I couldn’t leave and when he finally let me pass, he continued to make fun of me, getting louder and louder. I ignored him. For those who don’t believe or don’t take this seriously, fine but please respect those who do want to stay safe.

We opened way too fucking soon.

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>>19298341
Old people get pissed at me for walking the "wrong way" down aisles in the supermarket. What is this gay, retarded world.

Anyways
>>19298280
Awaiting your announcement, sir.

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>>19298280
Announcement time already?

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>>19298280
let's hear it lad, don't hold back

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>>19298380
Sir, you are not appropriately dressed for this occasion. Kindly leave and come back in a tuxedo if you wish to sit inside.

>> No.19298791
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Hush hush friends! I think this one is especially important! Let's listen to what the man has to say.

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>> No.19299114
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waiting patiently since time immemorial

>> No.19299142
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Seems we have a few stragglers coming through the door. Everyone here?

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>>19299114
I think you’ll be very surprised at this announcement anons

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>>19298280
>dives through the open door at the last minue
>brushes off the dust and licks paw a few times
>totally meant to do that
Who would be late to such a monumental event? Not I, surely.

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>>19299142
*honk*

>> No.19299161

>>19299152
>paw
GTFO

>> No.19299172
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Don't mind me, I was just grabbing a drink at the bar. Carry on, good sir!

>> No.19299178

>>19298280
Thanks for waiting guys, traffic was horrible. Let's do this thing

>> No.19299180
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Feel free to grab some Heinekens and Fish Sliders from the table, gentlemen. Enjoy the music show as we wait for the rest of the audience to arrive.

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>>19298280
Do proceed good sir

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>>19299152
>licks paw

>>19298280
OP kick this furry out

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Present!

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>>19299152
Guards? How did this scoundrel get into the hall? The man does not even have an invitation on him!

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>>19299207
Based
glad we have people other than Jannies guarding this event

>> No.19299259

>>19299207
>how does he have this picture on hand

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>>19298460

>> No.19299267
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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>>19299152
>>19299158
>>19299186
>>19299188
>>19299204
Quite disturbing the kind of uncultured swine who meander their way into these things. Where is the damned bouncer!

>> No.19299287
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does this mug belong to anyone?

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Guess he won't mind if I....

>> No.19299317

>>19299287
I believe that belongs to the fucking bouncer. Always letting uncultured swine into our events

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That's better.

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You getting married or what?

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>> No.19299351

>>19298280
Shit Im really sorry I'm late I was at the crypto mines and had to change into my tux, did I miss anything?

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Wow quite the lively and interesting bunch tonight! I cannot wait to share this important announcement with you honorable gentlemen.

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present

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>>19299351
Nothing yet
Some punk ass furry tried to sneak in though. OP then proceeded to kick him out
That’s a bit so far. These events are always so hecktic

>> No.19299383

>>19298280
DON'T SAY IT'S ANOTHER EXCHANGE OR ANOTHER BULLSHIT PARTNERSHIP

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>>19299383
I am truly insulted that you would believe I would waste your time on such trivial matters. No, monsieur, this announcement of mine is one that will touch your very soul.

>> No.19299422

>>19299383
I doubt OP has any of that planned these events are always very important. This information will give you success throughout your bizness career

>> No.19299426

>>19299405
pee pee poo poo?

>> No.19299445
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buy 69c

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>>19298280
I've reported this thread to the jannies

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>>19299445
No

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Well, gentlemen. I have taken away enough of your time. I shall now deliver my announcement so we can wrap things up and go about our day...you're all hardworking, scrupulous gentlemen with important roles to play in society after all...

So without further ado,

*AHEM*

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK CHINKS

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,

FUCK THE JANITOR!

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>>19299468

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>>19299468
Based

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>>19299468
*stands up*

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>>19299468
Based! Amazing word of wisdom!

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>>19299468
Good lord OP I have someone on the line for you! Fantastic delivery my lad!

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>>19299468
BASED

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>>19299468
Incredibly based good sir. A round for everyone, on me!

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>>19299468

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>>19298460
I just got my tux from the cleaners, what did I miss gents?

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Bravo good sir! Your basedness is truly a wonder to behold.

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>>19299557
OUT THE WAY LAD THIS ONE IS COMING IN HOT!

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>>19299468

>> No.19299614

>>19299553
looking good fren

>> No.19299615

press D to dab on jannies

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>>19299615
D

>> No.19299634

>>19299615
Fuck off zoomer we're full

>> No.19299655

FOR FREE

>> No.19299688

>>19299634
seethe and dilate tranny

>> No.19299699

>>19299688
Intubate.

>> No.19299716

>>19299699
sorry boomer this is a chad zoomer board
go buy your KO and for your 3% dividend

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After party in the lot! We caught one!

>> No.19299758

>>19299716
you must be 18 years or old to post here

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>>19299468
based, as always.

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>> No.19300826

>>19298280
What's going on? Did I miss something?

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>>19299468

>> No.19300942

>>19299468
Hellllo based department ?!?

>> No.19301013

>>19298341
hhahahhaha please link the facebook post

>> No.19301074
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mehoi · ihoi · mihoi · eihoi · meihoi · noi · mnoi · enoi · menoi · inoi · minoi · einoi · meinoi · hnoi · mhnoi · ehnoi · mehnoi · ihnoi · mihnoi · eihnoi · meihnoi

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>>19299468
yeah fuck that janitor!!!

>> No.19301106

>>19299614
thanks fren

>> No.19301111

>>19298330
Buy Buccaneer laddy and sail the private seas!

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Did I miss it?