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19277501 No.19277501 [Reply] [Original]

How do I get my parents to give me their entire networth so I can buy btc with it on the next 50% dump? I suggested buying at $4000 in March with $250,000 but they said no.

>> No.19277521

Pillow.

>> No.19277528

>>19277501
They wont. Its a stupid idea anyway to gamble with your parents money.
Get a job or take a loan

>> No.19277544

>>19277528
I think it would be a good idea to liquidate their 401k and all stocks and buy btc. There's really no difference except btc goes up much faster.

>> No.19277563

>>19277544
and yeah, I know there is a 50% tax penalty but it doesn't matter once you make it back.

>> No.19277638

You have to be 18 to post here bucko

>> No.19277718

>>19277501
You are the first person I’ve seen on here that I believe is a legit threat to the lives of others because you think your idea is “a sure thing”.
Get help or get a job fag.

>> No.19277727

>>19277638
sage

>> No.19277744
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>>19277718
Btc was designed to go up

>> No.19277795

If you're so sure about your ability to 2x the money, get a loan and do it.

>> No.19277821

>>19277744
exactly why it'll go down.

>> No.19277830

>>19277744
Yup, I’m 95% sure you’ll commit a violent crime because you’re sure “btc was designed to go up”

>> No.19277857

>>19277744
Checked and halving pilled

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>>19277795
I don't believe in loans.
>>19277821
that's when you are supposed to buy
>>19277830
yikes

>> No.19277956

Lemme guess. You're underage, told your parents (who you live with) that going to college was a waste even though they would pay for it, and you either don't have a job or are a chef at Wendy's. Leave this place and never come back.

>> No.19277969

>>19277956
Butt hurt wagie

>> No.19277984

>>19277501
corona

>> No.19277992

>>19277903
uhh, hello, based department?

>> No.19278000
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>>19277501
just work at a job you hate for 30 years

>> No.19278007

>>19277969
Back to /a/ faggot.

>> No.19278031

>>19277744
It won't go up in a deflationary environment.

If the repo man is taking someone's car and kicking them out of their house, you think they won't sell their bitchoin holdings?

>> No.19278039

>>19277501
Enjoy the "i told you so" while you can. Once BTC finishes forming this nice multi-year descending triangle the shoe will be on the other foot

>> No.19278040

>>19277903
I was on vacation during the dip and I tripled my btc to 3 during the dip but was locked out of my bitmex and didn't use any other margin sites.
I just bought spot.

The point is what's your sell target if you did buy at 4k? None of it means anything until you realize your gains

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>>19277501
By appearing to make more money than them. When they ask how you made your money, appear disinterested. They'll ask if you can do it for them, but turn kindly them down the first time while playing hard to get. They'll be throwing their entire savings in no time.