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19273816 No.19273816 [Reply] [Original]

Indulge me, imagine I had 100k to invest, but I did not want to invest in:
Real estate
Crypto
Stocks
Precious metals
What recourse do I have left? Is there any decent investment beyond those four or is this the limit of our civilisation in the year 2020.

>> No.19273890

>>19273816
You can sit in cash and let the brrrr machine turn it into toilet paper. Short answer: no, not really

>> No.19273904

>>19273816
Go ahead and google investment vehicles and get the fuck off this board. Also cute hedgies.

>> No.19273925

>>19273816
Why are you putting sea urchins in the oven?

>> No.19273926

>>19273816
you could invest in another currency and hope the dollar goes to shit

>> No.19273945

>>19273816
What flavor are the muffins?

>> No.19274021

>>19273816
Buy and import cocaine from columbia/peru; distribute at a profit.

>> No.19274160

>>19273904
Why is this not an appropriate discussion on this board? Maybe someone will drop a gem of an idea.

>> No.19274215

>>19273816
Works of Art appreciate in value. Probably need more than 100k for that though

>> No.19274270

That's not to work with. Buy up a bunch of work from local artists with half then pay a hitman to whack the artists with the other half. With some luck one or two of the artists will moon and you can turn a profit. Only dead artists can enough demand to be worth it, but with a little bit of slight manipulation you can speed things up a little. It beats buying someone else's art bags or waiting around for their overdose/suicide at least.

>> No.19274370

>>19273816
Bonds
Options
Websites
Art
Whiskey, wine, other alcoholic beverage
Things people like to collect and are rare/rarer
Your own business (websites also falls under this one but whatever)

>> No.19274399
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>>19273816
start scrotum enhancement business using hedgehog skin

>> No.19274421

Alpacas Not even joking

>> No.19274438

>>19273816
>I want to invest, but I don't want to use investment vehicles designed for my use-case. Does anyone know how to invest without any of that gross "investment" stuff?

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>>19273816
Forsythia

>> No.19274525

>>19273816
lendingclub.com