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Welcome fellow linkies, here are the steps for this thread:1. sit back2. relax3. start this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg4. ENJOY the comedy goldif you don't know who uncleOldFag is, he is a well known chainlink fudder since 2018, that has slipped and literally admitted he was holding chainlink>Unironically linkhe recently changed trip to UncleOldfag !!zCrZ/jkI3nxsource:>>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=UncleOldfag+%21%21&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&search_capcode=all&search_res=post
>>19270880Really interdasting, almost as if...
>>19270908hello fren, enjoy! more quality posts incoming!make sure you listen to benny hill while reading
>>19270956Pls post coinbase bit
>>19270880dude has the most link lmfao
Why do you keep giving this tripfag attention? There is a reason they use a trip. It is to troll fags like you and get attention they don’t get irl
>calling others spammers
>>19270993Fuck off oldfag
>>19270968>link will never be added to coinbase
proof that he's a link fag
calls conferences useless, yet attends them, see previous screencapalso claims he works for a whale group that dump the price
claiming that oracle companies will take over chainlinkAKA centralized piece of shit oracle providers
>>19271099Thanks, doing God's work, Anon
>Takes 10 seconds to say what I need to say. There needs to be a record of this. 1-2 years from now I will be known as a wizard for calling it.thinking he will be remembered as a wizard
>>19270880Is this faggot the same one from the ark vote delegate or some shit like that
>>19271236Someone post "Unironically, LINK". Where is that one?!
>>19271520>>19271475according to this post he seems to also hate ARK, apparently he got rich off ETH and only believes in BTC and ETH, he's a liar though, see here :>>19271275he follows link very closely
>>19270880“Unironically LINK” wasn’t even him though, some deranged ponzimarine cracked his trip
>>19270880Lol we doing this today?Nice.
>>19270880How could we forget his most famous fumbleHe's a link holder.
>>19270909>september 2018>fudding linkWe all know he holds link. The only question is how much did he lose trying to swing? Hahahaha
>>19271780oh but look at him proposing to someone to add more link to his folio KEK
>>19272112Holding link changes youNot everyone takes well to the transformation. Only the select few will be capable of ascending. >pic related.
>>19272118>>19272112>>19272077check this kek>>19272120
>>19272112I think the >add linkmeme is better than>Unironically linki'm fucking laughing my ass off
got the one where he pulled off the mask for the coinbase announcement and congratulated us? it was at that time that I knew he was a good guy
is invested in literal scams, yet calls chainlink a scam>OriginTrail
>>19271780Hi uncle, anyone who's been paying attention knows you desperately "leaked" your trip after the unironically link incident to try to muddy the waters. But your particular brand of faggotry has such a unique stench that it's beyond obvious when it's really you. Clearly you should be proud. In this fetid shithole unlike any other, you're by far the sweatiest, most maggot infested pajeet asshole ever to spew these streets. I stand mouth agape in awe, eagerly waiting to guzzle your next rotten load.
>>19272209I bet the fucker isn't even rich and probably fucking larps...
>>19272190>Link is the only way forwardHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is invested in LTC
>>19272155Keep giving me those juicy you’sIt’s about all you’re good for in these threads
Isn’t uncleoldfag just that faggot astro?Same as some other trips
This is a good thread
>>19272563you are doing gods fucking work anon, uncleoldfag got booty blasted today. literally abandoned a thread he shitted up and is now posting as an anon lmfao.
>>19270880comfiest thread on the catalog
benny hill theme made this so much better, thank you anon
>>19271011>plot twist: op was uncleoldfag all along.
>>1927266142 — drop some madcap, shroomy doomy numerological archaeology on us, my India-Jones professor
>>19272221Im not uncle you fucking schizo
>>19272790No, uncle is a linker painfully fudding link
kekI remember these, keep it going!
My god I can’t believe uncle has been FUDing for almost 2 years now. Where did the time go?
kek, half of those screencaps were impostors who hacked my non secure trip. let me check the price of chainlink now>$4.10not $1000, $100, $50, or $10. you lose again stinkers
>>19273883>kek, half of those screencaps were impostors who hacked my non secure trip.Better keep a tight grip on your crypto with that kind of op-sec
>>19271780tick tock schiffy
>>19272804Busy with a few things atm so still mobile posting. If the thread is still up later I’m game.
>>19273985it would go something like this:>kek, half of those screencaps were impostors who hacked my non secure tripkek
>>19273883even if that would happen, fagfag would just come out with a higher price
COMFY THREAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>19273985Honestly can't wait for this shit, going to be so much fun posting this shit.
>>19273883Am i suppose to be impressed lmfao! You got bootyblasted bitch.
>>19274257Hes a little bitch
>>19274825Imma save this thread everytime oldbitch posts now lmfao.
>>19271780Rofl look, without fail he jumps on one of his alt trips to sniff his own ass. Hey uncle, you're in a thread filled with proof about how you're basically just a running joke and an absolute retard and you have the audacity to bark in it like some dumb nigger. Just put your muzzle back on and take your meds thanks.
>>19273883HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HES STILL FUDDING
Uncle is clearly a LARP.The one who really deserves an assblasting is DetectiveAnon, the actual unironic anti-LINK invalid who boasts about being a smug tripfaggot for 8+ years. He isn't an uncle alt, look into it and you'll dig up some good keks.
>>19275327bumping this. I'm getting tired of this brit asshole
>>19270880how can one retarded faggot be so wrong for like 2 years straight now?good collection, i'll just post these at him when i see his low iq pajeet threads
>>19273883Based uncle as always, how you doing brother? Retards will keep drinking the jonestown punch even as their heart is giving out, its pathetic at this point>>19273985I’m patiently waiting, don’t forget>>19274982>sergey played a majorly integral role in the NXT exitscam>admitted scam project MOAB, got an offical partnership on twitter, PR agent fucked up big time sergey got pissed and they scrubbed the tweet minutes later>too bad we archived it>sergey gave a presentation at some conference, forgot the name of it, institutional investors galore, not a single person wanted to talk to sergey or even ask a question, he sat alone at a massive table all by himself like the loser kid in highschool for over an hour, pic very related>pornstar who has no idea what she majored in manages the 300million cayman trust fund>Rory exposed subtweeting sergey about the proposal to scam some ethereum out of retards by creating an erc20 ICO shit token>Ellis caught fucking a literal tranny in some $20/night motel LINK was dead on arrival but it needs to drop to sub ICO for all ponzimarines to set up their ropes and swing, I give it until EOY before the, pun unintended, livestream LINKs start popping up>>19274982>still believing me unc and detective are the same personastrotier omegacope delusion
>>19275658Fag-o-rama going full-force itt
Weekly threads should be a thing.
>>19270880Doing the lord's work op. Oldfuck is probably someone as petty as creg w. And everyone knows he runs several trips.
>>19273883How will this one age. Another for the cringe folder?
>>19275658Whoever identifioi this nigger gets 1k LINK as a reward
>>19275658>all that textWhat did you mean by this?
cant fucking stop laughing at this boomer hahahahahahaha
>>19272143My lips and face and wallet are ready
Keep this bumped
>>19272786No problemo frendo :)
>>19275658Uncle you are seething and most definitely off your meds, Sometimes I even wonder if like the movie split you actually are not aware you are the same tripfag. Except instead of turning into 'the beast' you just turn into another tranny with a different bluttplug up your ass.
>>19277647kek, imagine thinking me and unc are the same person
>>19279341All of your trips are creg wright larping. > Elaborate and petty fud> Some technical knowledge > Identity crisis rivaling discord tranniesThree for three
>>19275977Wat purpose does that cow device serve?
bumping for the lolz. namefags need to kys.
>>19279444>uncShills btc, eth, xmr>meShills pm’s and zecAlso I shit on btc and eth>detective Is british and doesn’t even shill anything, just exposes linkfags>we come together on the fact that link is a ponzischeme and this board needs to be rid of it>automatically we are all the same personExplain why one would flawlessly keep up multiple trip personalities who all shill different assets and who all type differently just to FUD some erc20 zero use case shit token? Why not rather just sockpuppet off anon id’s? Seriously if you actually believe that delusion you are peak schizo who needs help asap, I’m genuinely concerned about the well being of some of you guys. You need professional help.
>>19279780Give it up creg you've been exposed in court and on here lmao>>19279514The milkshake jew fears the home brew spinner
>>19279341For at least 16 months now you reply the exact same thing whenever someone implies you and uncle are the same person. Even if you are not him, you are definitely autistic, deranged and obsessed. Why would you post>kek, imagine thinking me and unc are the same personEVERY TIME someone mentions you and uncle in the same sentence? Why would you keep yelling that into the wind? It's not going to change anything, just like your LINK fudding. You are literally the definition of insanity/maniac pasta personified.>The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
>>19279780Because you're that much of a loser and this is your only social interaction
>>19280515It's a classic shill diversion: claim the other is crazy for thinking such a thing. > Schizo > Take your meds > Et aliaAll serve the same purpose
>>19280515Imagine actually typing that all out, I’ll continue copy pasting replies to you madlads, didn’t know it made you seethe this hard>>19280576>shill diversionkek if you truly believe all LINK antishillers are the same person you actually desperately need medication, can’t blame you lads though you’re practically self waterboarding yourselves, that jonestown punch must be pretty lethal
>>19280692That damage vontrol....fucking lmao
>>19271780>>19273643>>19273883>>19275658>>19279341>>19279780>>19280692You're the most nigger nigger I have ever witnessed in the history of niggers, me my self being one of the biggest niggers in history, you sir, are so niggery, that your niggertry niggery niggerness is just a useless attempt at getting linkies to sell for precious metals, to that sir I say fuck niggers, fuck kikes, and fuck you nigger!!!
>>19280692>Imagine typing out 5 sentences on an imageboard while I shitpost the same 15 replies to the same hivemind of "cultists" everyday for years on end kek madlad you got owned, seetheAight bud, enough interaction with a legit loon for me today. See you next time. inb4 "copy and pasted" reply
>>19280692>picEasily verifiable fake. I'm a BTC maxi and despise linkies shitting up this board but why keep posting this? It proves nothing but your own delusion.
>>19280755based trip faggot, but your still a faggot trip user, but you're atleast nigger pilled