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>> No.19270073

First for Jesus.

>> No.19270093

First for OP is a faggot

>> No.19270096

Third for Jesus and anime.

>> No.19270098

Second for the crab market.

>> No.19270099
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>Write MSFT right when it jumps to +.2 for a second
>Goes down a bit
>Jumps right back to +1$ as of right now
FUCK YOU BOGS, ITS THE SAME SHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME!

>> No.19270106
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19270106

based and animepilled

>> No.19270107

you first have to look at the volatility, anything below 20 is good, anything above 20--30 is shit
then you look at the volume, which is zero, only retailers and robots are on the market, then you have to look at the direction, which is none because big players are still waiting, then you look at the price and everything is too high, especially considering financial reports will get worse.

then there is still US election, which increases volatility. So 2020 is probably fucked.

>> No.19270113

>>19270106
gay and filtered

>> No.19270114

Which one of you bought HUYA?
Confess.

>> No.19270117

>>19270072
When are we putting the nhentai link back in the OP? I need it for research

>> No.19270119
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>>19270096
This tbqh

>> No.19270120

>>19270073
>>19270096
Absolutely based. Stay in the Light of Our Lord bros.

>> No.19270123

>>19270114
I only buy pure american tech companies.

>> No.19270129

QQQ is objectively superior to SPY, I don’t know why you retards still pay attention to that boomer “total market” bullshit. Tech is the future.

>> No.19270132

>everything related to oil is going to shit again including the price of oil

>> No.19270135

>>19270107
I thought volatility was good? Ir is it that prices are high as well as volatility

>> No.19270136
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19270136

What's your second favourite board /biz/onauts?

>> No.19270140

>>19270106
Based

>> No.19270141

>falling for the oil meme
haha
no wait I did too!

>> No.19270142
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19270142

long sports and real women


short anime and future trannies

>> No.19270144
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19270144

Someone may need this reminder.

>> No.19270149
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19270149

Plug the server back in TD AHHHHHH

>> No.19270152

>>19270140
I bet >>19270113 is a faggot permabull because he got burned shorting on the way up.

>> No.19270154

>>19270136
/sp/ here

>> No.19270155

>>19270119
Any reccomendations to find to god?

>> No.19270156

>>19270136
/pol/

>> No.19270162

>>19270152
No, I'm a trader. I don't marry stocks or indices.

>> No.19270163
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>>19270149
You can get in on thinkorswim.

>> No.19270168

>>19270154

is losing all your money a sport

>> No.19270170

>>19270117
Everytime it happens a faggot replaces it with the suicide prevention shit and posts a new thread about 30 posts before the bump limit is reached.

>> No.19270177

>>19270168
is the money a athlete?

>> No.19270182

>>19270168
Yes actually but /biz/ hasn't had poker generals in ages and /asp/ is practically dead.

>> No.19270185
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>tfw bought INO at $13.50 and it's already bouncing back
feelsgoodman

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>>19270106
thanks qt
time to get my first cuppa

>> No.19270193

>>19270185
tfw bought ino at 3 dollars

>> No.19270196

>>19270155
how do I short god?

>> No.19270201

I used to hate 3 day weekends because of market closure, I think i'll actually appreciate the break from staring at charts all day

>> No.19270204

>>19270136
I go to /ck/ when I'm hungry, otherwise /pol/ /vr/ and /v/

>> No.19270205

>>19270136
/his/

>> No.19270206

>>19270073
Based

>> No.19270207

>>19270201
this desu. im getting gray hairs.

>> No.19270212

I think I buy some $LK with my awkward leftover bucks.

>> No.19270213

>>19270136
/tv/, they’re the only choice for the true cunnisseur

>> No.19270219

I wish I was the guy in groundhog day so I could just go around and

>> No.19270221

>>19270204
> /v/
How the fuck do you stand that place?

>> No.19270227
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19270227

posting for anime and bullrun

>> No.19270229
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>>19270136
/an/

>> No.19270233

>>19270136
/lit/

>> No.19270237

What you negroes don't understand is that it needs to dip today so we can pump properly next monday.

>> No.19270241

>>19270136
No 2nd favorite board. 4chin is pretty lame desu. /biz/'s only redeeming quality is that you get to watch brainlet cringelords literally lose money, its oddly satisfying

>> No.19270244

just give it to me straight bros
will this shit crash or not

>> No.19270246

>>19270135
When volatility is low, prices climb up slowly and dips are shallow. It's like +-1.5% change a day at most and usually less. When volatility is high, daily ranges can be 5-10% or circuit breakers on indexes and dips can be devastating and go on for days or weeks.

>> No.19270249

>>19270237

We just need to cool off for the next rally.

>> No.19270250

Post the worst financial decision you've ever made

For me it was NRZ at 16

>> No.19270251

>>19270237
no one tell him

>> No.19270254

>>19270237
market is closed monday

>> No.19270260
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>>19270155
Hm? I was one of the cringey atheists in school then started going around and found talking to religious people more and more interesting. I think the first time I really started praying again was when I was in a monastery in the Balkan mountains and the monks just let me stay and eat and work there without any questions. It was so nice and I enjoyed their company. Then started visiting more churches and talked to more people. Muslims, Buddhists, etc. and I really started liking christianity again.

Not really /smg/ but here you go fella. Just interact with the people you want to know more about.
>>19270227
This desu.

>> No.19270264

FUCK YOU ROBINHOOD TAKE MY BANKS MONEY SO I CAN GIVE YOU MORE MONEY

>> No.19270266

>>19270241
>literally lose money,
Can you figuratively lose money?

>> No.19270270
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19270270

Aye caramba!

>> No.19270272

>>19270266
demo account

>> No.19270276
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>>19270136
/cgl/

>> No.19270277
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>>19270250
Not trying harder to concince my father to buy 200 BTC with the credit card at age 15 in the year 2010.

Probably the same for 30% of posters here

>> No.19270282

>>19270221
I rarely go there anymore, just time to time to check out game news and laugh at drooling retards

>> No.19270293

>>19270272
I don't know...doesn't sound like a satisfying answer. Fiat is monopoly money at this point anyway.

>> No.19270294

why did wti dump -6%

>> No.19270300
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19270300

Any chance Disney might dip below 110 or lower ever again? I need some cheapies

>> No.19270308
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>>19270162
>he said gay and filtered
>still replied
where are the indexes swinging? I'm thinking today will end up being crabby. we're definitely not falling out of the band set up from last month, although looking at the averages on the S&P, we might see a big 2% sell off today

>> No.19270310

>>19270251
>>19270254
Oh wow, burgers are respecting a moslem holiday.

>>19270266
Getting a family.

>> No.19270318

>>19270250
Got a gf whose mom and sister were bipolar but believed she wasn't. Glad I dumped her but she ran up my credit card like 3.8k beforehand

>> No.19270324

>>19270250
I bought TVIX at around 100 back in February because I was expecting market to crash. After a few days I felt like market was going to rebound so I sold for a small gain.

>> No.19270326

>>19270300
110 eod. everyone is going to sell off.

>> No.19270327

>>19270250
College

>> No.19270329

>>19270300
>that image

kek was he really doing some nignog stuff? I ignored that story the second it started getting stupid

>> No.19270332

>>19270294
Oil people priced in nothing happening in Asia.

>> No.19270334

>>19270188
That bitch doesn't know how to poor the steamed milk into the espresso. Fucking japniggers. Always so incompetent.

>> No.19270335

>>19270244
Yes. We’re going down. But by Thursday the prices will be about the same. Trust me.

>> No.19270342

How do I buy fieif/otso in the US? What broker has it?

>> No.19270343

>>19270260
I want to but something irks me about how pacifistic it's become. I mean there was shit even Jesus didn't tolerate and would flip out on but the church just glosses over that.

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SHEESH I thought this was supposed to be a rug-pull? When the clacks stop, aren't we supposed to go down fast?

This UVXY... I may have to sell it for more PEPs

>>19270219
based.

>> No.19270346

>>19270327
was it college or was it choosing a meme degree

>> No.19270348

>>19270250
Not trading in the US markets sooner.

>> No.19270356

>>19270329
Yes, he was stealing construction site equipments among other things.

>> No.19270367

>>19270250
>bought SNSS at .95

>> No.19270380

Why is oil crashing

>> No.19270384

>>19270343
Im not in a church desu.
Im just trying to do what I think its best. I help people when I see they need help and try to be nice to those around me.

I also beat up a woman in a bar when she started a fight. The modern church is an abomination that made itself obsolete.

>> No.19270389

>>19270308
I wanted to give you a last chance to redeem yourself but you blew it.
I was all long the last few weeks but I don't know at this point. I will just not touch sp500 for a while and just swing pennies and midcaps.

>> No.19270395

>>19270155
Start reading the Bible.

>> No.19270401

i told you motherfucker >>19269093

>> No.19270402

>>19270356
damn why can't black people just have a normal innocent black guy get killed

like they literally can't stop committing crimes it's fucking hilarious

>> No.19270405

>>19270250
This >>19270327 but only for the first piece of paper. The second piece of paper is the reason I hav a comfy web dev job.

>> No.19270406

>>19270346
Mostly the latter, and being too much of a sperg to make connections

>> No.19270408
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>>19270327
I actually made a lot of money going to college. Then, I lost it going to a professional school.

>> No.19270409

>>19270250

buy the dip, faggot. I have about 7k shares sitting at a 7.03 cost basis.

>> No.19270412

>>19270380
June's superContango is no longer manipulated to look like it doesn't exist. Expect negative oil and positive tankers very soon.

>> No.19270417

>>19270250
Buying several OTM SPY puts back in Feb
But the expiry was only 1 week out.

>> No.19270429

>>19270324
I bought TVIX on the way down at 268 and forgot to set a stop. Still have it, feels retarded.

>> No.19270430

>>19270308
Crab for most of the day, big selloff during power hour. Tuesday swings big in either direction depending on headlines over the long weekend. If it's bad news and a down swing, it marks the next leg down for the bear market. Otherwise, crab until second wave headlines reignite the panic.

>> No.19270436

I thought this is your day bobos? -0.3%...is this all you got? lol

>> No.19270441

>>19270136
/x/
Lazy for a long time to trade, I guess that everything fits now to enhance a full reload of Royal Jewery

>> No.19270443

LET IT DROP POWELL, AT LEAST A DOLLAR :(((

>> No.19270472

>>19270250

Bout 3 grand worth of TBLT @5.50 a share bagheld all the way down to 14 cents a share finally sold and cut losses days before the reverse split

>> No.19270482

>>19270384
Agreed.

>> No.19270494

>AMZN literally the only green thing on my watchlist

Typical

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>>19270408
yeah, and now Spy Magazine is defunct while Trump is President

guess who was the loser there

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Come on anons, show your bags.

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>>19270389
Idk. Just looks enough like the last times it's been in this 2900+ zone. Same thing, just less violent.

>>19270430
It'll probably be up. Since we're dealing with a credit bubble, there shouldn't be any news that's really negative about the credit market. I'd be fucking shocked, desu. It's going to take so long that I think I'm just going to sidestep into bonds and bond funds.

>> No.19270525

>>19270408
I don't understand that article at all. What is it even trying to convey? Is it illegal to cash a $0.13 cheque now? Is that why they think trump will be behind bars? I don't get it.

>> No.19270550

>>19270508
Higher highs, higher lows.

>> No.19270556

>>19270550
Zoom in

>> No.19270564
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>sold everything at open
>had a good week trading
>went way green thanks to the jerome's poomp
>matched with a cute girl on tinder
>she's coming over tonight for some netflix and dong
is this what making it is bros? Am I finally doing it?

>> No.19270572

>>19270525
Poor people think that a rich guy should just throw away a check for 13 cents. The polite thing to do is cash it so that the other parties checkbook balances

>> No.19270590

>>19270564
>Tinder
Enjoy your genital warts

>> No.19270598

>>19270564
Probably. Is the girl for just for a pnd or are you actually trying to find someone?

>> No.19270603

>>19270564
she gonna give you rona

>> No.19270604
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>https://www.indiewire.com/2020/05/michael-bay-produced-songbird-could-be-the-first-coronavirus-era-film-shot-in-los-angeles-1202232341/
>COVID will last for TWO years
SSS
EEE
LLL
LLL

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>>19270550
yeah, i agree. but we have been oscillating over that 200 1hr MA for a month plus. earnings are coming too, but it's not like those seem to matter. The anti-anime fag is right to be hands off right now imo.

>> No.19270616

>>19270556
How far? 1minute candles?

>> No.19270621

>>19270564
She'll steal all your gains. Don't fall for the gains goblin anon. No anon. Bad anon. No gains goblin for you. It's not healthy. Think about the market.

>> No.19270622

>>19270408
His mail is probably handled by a secretary

>> No.19270631

>>19270572
It's polite but also a waste of time and money.

>> No.19270632

Yet again the entire market moves off of FAANG

>> No.19270644

>>19270616
1 second candleja

>> No.19270645

What should I buy?

>> No.19270650
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>>19270604
yes, but we have INFINITE LIQUIDITY, GOY.

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>buy strangle for earnings
>IV crush makes both legs deep red

>> No.19270656

wtf is going on with NVDA?

>> No.19270660

>>19270631
Im not trump but I do own a business. I havent cashed a check myself in 5-7 years and I doubt he cashed that check either. It was likely deposited at the same time as 50 other checks by someone making 18 dollars an hour

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19270661

allready lost half of my money, will they ever recover?

>> No.19270667

>>19270632
FAAGMAN

>> No.19270670

>>19270412
>tankers
this meme again? is this board just on a loop?

>> No.19270671

>>19270604
>FED and GOV will support the market for two years
BBB
UUU
YYY

>> No.19270681

>>19270645
100 shares of T and sell covered calls. literally free money

>> No.19270684

>>19270656
that stock is a monster

>> No.19270693

>>19270670
Buy my bags right this instant, faggot.

>> No.19270700

>>19270667
what's the extra A?

>> No.19270703

>>19270656
Good earnings yesterday.

>>19270661
No.

>> No.19270716

>>19270661
double down my dude

>> No.19270719

MARKET DROP NOW!

I want to get in cheap

I don't know why bulls aren't in favor of huge drops

Give me a nice -15% day so that I can sweep in and get them cheapies.

>> No.19270722

>>19270700
Wait, let me correct it for you FAGMAN.


Smooth, eh?

>> No.19270723

>>19270661
Please tell me you're joking. Even I'm not dumb enough to still be holding that.

>> No.19270724

>>19270700
Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Google, Microsoft, Aretardisyou, Netflix.

>> No.19270726

>>19270661
I can picture the CEO with a cartoonishly large bag of loot laughing at investors

>> No.19270728

>>19270297
we're just taking profits and going to remember those who died with honor, and valor... those who made the ultimate sacrifice to protect our way of life.

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>>19270250
Whatever I do today since my trades keep getting progressively worse with each passing day.

>> No.19270743

>>19270719
>waiting for big dips
Anon, pls just fucking DCA every micro dip.

>> No.19270747

>>19270656
Where would you rather stick your money for 10 years, T-bills, NVDA, money market funds, junk bonds, or a company that might not even exist in 10 years?

>> No.19270752

>>19270728
this post didnt age well

>> No.19270754

>>19270250
Wirecard at 135 Euro

>> No.19270761

>>19270703
>>19270716
>>19270723
>>19270726
im financially ruined, I bought for 10k because everyone was shilling for it here and then it dumped... I cant affort loosing 5k

>> No.19270765

>>19270747

Index funds

>t. checkmate

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>>19270722
>>19270724
wow neat

>> No.19270774

>>19270743
That's what I'm doing now
Too bad I was asleep at the trough of the dip but I bought in as soon as I woke up

>> No.19270778

>>19270761
don't invest what you cant afford to lose. I know this is a larp but its a good reminder

>> No.19270779

>>19270732
Are you me?

>> No.19270785

>>19270747
AMZN. They’ll be defacto the government in smaller countries in 10 years

>> No.19270788

i should have sold when i finally broke even on this shitty airline (air canada)
what the fuck was I thinking buying into this meme at CAD$17

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>>19270661
>CHINESE coffee
>grown in CHINA

>> No.19270795

>>19270761
LK is unironically going to 0

>> No.19270799

>>19270761
You're going to lose more if you don't sell. Not only is it being delisted, you don't even have real shares. They will be worthless soon.

>> No.19270803

>>19270765
But then you’re holding many of the companies that are going to fail, and it looks like many of them won’t survive the year.

>> No.19270805

>>19270645
Or should i say what do you expect to make at least 25% for the upcoming 2-3 days?

>> No.19270807

>>19270660
At a rate of $18/hr you better hope that the secretary processing this check didn't spend more than 30 seconds reviewing, signing, and logging the check, otherwise it's technically a loss.

>> No.19270808

>>19270732
>>19270779
Stop chasing money and stop adjusting your plays everytime you lose a trade. Being profitable isn't about being always right, but managing how much you lose.

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>>19270250
SELLING MRNA AFTER BUYING AT 24

>> No.19270813

>>19270761
>claims portfolio down 50%
>NVDA at ATH literally today

>> No.19270815

>>19270761
Stick it in haliburton. It will be at 10k the same time your coffee stock becomes a penny stock. Dont listen to me, I'm losing my ass off today though

>> No.19270817

>>19270761
when did you buy in ?
at $3 ?

>> No.19270823

>>19270807
Why would it take more than 30 seconds, endorse it, do a journal entry and add it to the deposit slip. Maybe 15 seconds

>> No.19270828

>>19270811
What did u sell at

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>>19270250
Ever selling this apple

>> No.19270839

>>19270788
I heard a guy on the radio a few years ago say that as a general rule just don't buy airlines or automakers. Historically you get btfo holding these stocks long term versus so many other safe investments. It makes sense when we see time after time the need for bailouts and stock offerings to save these companies. That said, if you go short term anything could happen.

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>>19270803
over the long term they always go up and better yet they always outperform

nothing personal kid

>> No.19270842

>>19270834
ouch

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Squids

>> No.19270852

>>19270808
Don’t tell me what to do. I treat the stock market like a casino but with way less blacks shitting it up.

>> No.19270855

>>19270817
yeah at around 3$..

>> No.19270859

>>19270839
>not buying F

>> No.19270861

>>19270834
Come on dude it's nine years and it's only like $40k. There were better things to do than hold that shit.

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>>19270604
>that could mean rehearsals and stunt training via Zoom
>stunt training via Zoom

>> No.19270872

>>19270839
going long on auto makers or airlines right now is a 100 percent great investment. Anyone arguing that is retarded

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>>19270849
based and squidpilled

>> No.19270877

>>19270761
>dropped 5 figures on a stock because some strangers on the internet said to
>doesn't know the difference between lose and loose
Nice LARP, kiddo. Have another (you)

>> No.19270896
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Sara is looking cute as HECK today
>>19270771
Fuck yeah garter straps

>>19270841
*sips*
True, and I’ve got a ton of VTSAX, but I’m not adding to indexes until we have better visibility through this crisis.

>> No.19270898

>>19270811
i did the same thing lmao sold at 35, i'm still seething to this day

>> No.19270901

>>19270861
$40k? The value has quadrupled since then, that $23k would have been $100k now

>> No.19270916

>>19270861
That's a cost average of 47.78 dollars after the splits apple has gone though, that would be over $100K now

>> No.19270918

>>19270828
I don't even know because my broker's history doesn't go that far, but 35 or something would be a good bet. I remember I had 25~% gain.

>> No.19270920

>>19270604
>get excited for Bioshock movie
>click the link
>not a Bioshock movie

fucking trash the bull market continues outside of Hollywood

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>Oil at -4%

>> No.19270946

>>19270896
might I recommend VTMGX? it's a great international index that doesn't include China (because FUCK CHINA) and it's got a fat divvie yield and tons of room to the upside from after the crash

>> No.19270964

>>19270852
Ah you are me

>> No.19270966

>>19270922
copper -2%

Very bad sign.

>> No.19270976

anyone here uses an iron condor? how effective is it vs a simple vertical spread?

>> No.19270989

>>19270966
No matter what happens just hold guys, we have time on our side. Not trying to boomerpost but buying even now in damaged sectors is not a bad idea. Just hold through this craziness and you will make it.

>> No.19271000

>>19270604
>two years of coughing sometimes, and 90+ year olders being removed as social security leeches
oh no what will we do

>> No.19271009

>>19270989
it is the worst idea, but line always goes up.

>> No.19271030

>>19270920
>wanting vidya movies
>wanting HOLLYWOOD to produce vidya movies
ngmi

>> No.19271038

>>19271009
this is short sighted zoomer thought. If you're buying correctly you can get blue chip stocks for 20-100 dollars less than they are usually at. Sorry doomer faggot, its not always going to be like this. Sorry about your attention span

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>anon you didnt scoop NNDM under $3 agAIN??

>> No.19271051

>>19270989
I am unironically planning to blow my 2nd stimulus on 100 shares of PLAY.

>> No.19271059

>>19270250
I sold GOOG in October 2011. Relatively it was worth $250 at that time. I only had 15 shares but that would be like $20k instead of $3.5k if I held

>> No.19271065

>>19271030
I'm just saying our best chance for a good Bioshock movie is where the funding is there

90% chance it's awful but a man can dream

>> No.19271101

Thoughts on $PD?

>> No.19271108

>>19271009
>>19271038


How is buying during this dip a bad idea anon? You can make a ton of money if you have self-discipline and don't wimp out and sell.

>> No.19271138

I told you retards to buy bsx yesterday
You're still in time to ride a 20% appreciation train though!

Most of their business is in elective surgeries but don't get fooled by the word elective, this surgeries need to be done sooner rather than later! It's not the same as plastic surgery.
The stock is too battered because of this and because of some capital restructure but there's only one way to go now and it's up!

>> No.19271140

>>19271101
>company is so shitty that the crash in March had almost zero effect on the trend
lmao go for it

>> No.19271143

>>19271059
>2011
That's almost a decade though, how much profit has the 3.5k made since then through other investments? Inb4 "-100%"

>> No.19271157

>>19271038
Yeah, sure, if you just randomly compare numbers on a graph it looks like they are 20-100 dollars cheaper, which isn't even correct right now for most stocks.

They have their valuation for a reason and this doesn't take into account the amazing hopium train the stock market is on right now.

Check out what happens, when you have bought the top of any historical recession. Do you really wanna tell me FAANGs deserve their current valuation? NASDAQ is touching its previous ATH.

But I see, you have bought and now you cannot be objective anymore. Looks like you got too much skin in the game. Good luck anon.

>> No.19271175

>>19271059

did you remember to factor in the split around ~2015 when each of your shares would become one GOOG and one GOOGL

>> No.19271182

>>19271108
You are probably a guy who is buying cruises, airlines and finacial companies right now, because their numbers are so low, right? dear god...classical biz

>> No.19271183

>>19270976
Theta decay is better and It's plenty easy to adjust your position if the market moves against you. That said, Iron condors are only good positions if implied volatility is higher than what realized volatility ends up being. At the moment, I believe it'll be the reverse so I'd rather be gamma scalping.

>> No.19271184

>>19271143
I’m pretty sure I cashed out and bought beer with it. I was like 22 and in the Army at the time, not my best years for decision making

>> No.19271196

>>19271157
reddit spacing and bear cope

>> No.19271207

>>19271175
No, I was only looking at GOOG. So does that mean it would be double?

>> No.19271212

>>19271207
yes

that is what it means

>> No.19271227

>>19270811
>>19270898
I did the same.

IT NOT A BAD SELL.
Selling on green is always good.
GREED=BAD.

I actually got on MRNA like 3 times. All green.
Never regret selling on green!

If you always sell on green, you never lose!

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>>19271212
That’s unfortunate

>> No.19271253

>>19271196
Epic response.

>> No.19271302

need to glaze morgans footpusy

>> No.19271303 [DELETED] 
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>not just fucking buying MSCI momentum

SHIGGY DIGGY

>> No.19271307

>tfw sold BJ calls yesterday at open for 40% profit
>tfw same contracts up 10x now

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>>19271234
indeed

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>>19270250
>Post the worst financial decision you've ever made
How to bet on the right one and still lose money.

>> No.19271324

Lads, here to give you some more obvious money makers.

DKNG will be jumping a lot in the next few weeks.

PHUN cheap as shit and will be going up a lot the next few months.

>> No.19271346

>>19270922
>>19270966
For anyone interested, there are commodity indices that track the overall commodity markets. Kind of like the S&P for stocks. I would say it's difficult to make trades on specific commodities based off these, but it helps give an overall picture whether they are being bought or sold. I personally like:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refinitiv_Equal_Weight_Commodity_Index, but you should look into how the different indices weight the different commodities and decide which is most relevant to you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commodity_price_index

>> No.19271352

bros I just hate bobo and anime so goddamn much

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>not just buying msci momentum

>> No.19271358

>>19271318
why on earth are you using degiro ? hurts my eyes

>> No.19271368

>>19271352
What about bulls and anime?

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Mess with the crabb-O you get stabb-O!

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SPY fighting for its fucking life, I need it to hit 291.5

>> No.19271389
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Who else /SPY puts/???

>> No.19271392

>>19271358
What do you suggest?
Trading212? IB?

>> No.19271399

>>19271157
>Do you really wanna tell me FAANGs deserve their current valuation
Of course. Why wouldn't they?
Internet based business models. Not affected in the slightest. If anything they are worth more than before.

>> No.19271419

>>19271389
here, and spotify

>> No.19271424

>>19271386

You’re out of luck today. It’s crab mode all day

>> No.19271426

>>19270300
That picture is 10/10. Jesus christ kek.

>> No.19271431

>>19271392
ib or saxobank

>> No.19271441

>>19271368
50% good

always bullish but always ready to beat the shit out of my son if he starts watching anime

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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19271447

I bought TQQQ calls today

>> No.19271469

>>19271389
i'm just uhh... really depressed because so many people made the ultimate sacrifice to protect my freedom and give me the opportunity to have a market. I'm probably not going to even buy anything just take some cash and i dunno... probably booze it up and enjoy my freedom and gf.

>> No.19271490

>>19271469

>freedom
>gf

Pick one

>> No.19271494

>>19271447
And SPXL now too. I'm going full retard

>> No.19271505

I don't feel so good, bros.

>> No.19271509

>>19271447
>>19271494
bruh you missed the boat by a week

>> No.19271519

>>19271490
side bitch is freedom you faggot

>> No.19271521

i expected a sell-off before the long weekend but this still hurts to watch
i dont understand why i subject myself to the torture of watching this shit day-by-day when I was fully aware my discounted divvy stocks won't be seeing recovery until 2-3 years. I should know full well by now it's useless to try timing the bottom, even RSI is kinda useless in this market

>> No.19271527

Up 6% yesterday down 5% today. The crabbing never ends

>> No.19271541

>>19271469
>even baggie has a gf and i don't

>> No.19271550

>>19271541
baggie has a bf

>> No.19271553

>>19271541
She's an ugly gook so don't feel bad.

>> No.19271554

>>19271183
can you tell me more about gamma scalping?

>> No.19271559

>>19271182
I am buying Airlines because it is a vital industry and WILL recover although it may take years.

Cruiselines I believe are a dying industry

Banks I am buying but not nearly as much as airlines

>> No.19271567

>>19271527
this

>> No.19271574

>>19271541
If you lower your standards like he did, you to can have one.

>> No.19271582

>>19270073
Based
>>19270096

>> No.19271586

>>19271553
This. Anyone can have a gf if you lower your standards enough

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The East can't meme

>> No.19271599
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Shit.

It won’t let me short the chinkscam bros

>> No.19271625

>>19271559
So you are going to baghodl fir years in the hope you break even? Haha God you are dumb

>> No.19271636

>>19271559
>Cruiselines I believe are a dying industry
As a frequent cruiser, you couldn't be more wrong. People are still booking for this year even, and plenty get hooked after taking their first cruise. The industry will take longer than airlines to recover, but the big players aren't going anywhere. RCL only needs 30% occupancy to break even.

>> No.19271646

>>19271550
>>19271553
>>19271574
uhh... screw you guys... i'm closing this window.

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19271647

PTON up on low vol
make of that what you will
pee pee poo poo

>> No.19271654

Cruises are how poor people travel, they aren't going anywhere. If cruiseliners put their ships into action tomorrow they would be at 40 percent capacity on their first trip

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>>19271469
freedom isn't free baggie
i'm buyin SPY
i'm buyin MURRICAN!

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Just YOLOd a bunch of HPE calls, wish me luck

>> No.19271672

>>19271625
anon, I am already positive with my airlines stocks.... it can literally only go up from here. They are priced 70-80% off. Use your brain.

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>>19271559
>I am buying Airlines because it is a vital industry and WILL recover although it may take years.
like are people just ignoring the facts of how horrible it actually is? Are people just plain forgetting that an airline can still file for bankruptcy or be bailed out (both at the expense of shareholders) before things ever pick back up?
tell me which airliner will even break even at half-capacity flights. They are all at very high risk of bankruptcy before a vaccine is developed (in 2 years minimum, and that's hoping we don't get multiple mutated strains by then)

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>>19271672
>files chapter 11

>> No.19271694

>>19271654
cruises are a great way to meet milfs, i would assume. i'm going to cash out and go on a carnival princess cruise this summer to bang milfs after a few mai-tais and sweaty game of shuffle board. it's a lot better than getting JEROMED every day

>> No.19271700

>>19271672
Well... No, cause stocks can go to zero, or pennies. And just because you're up now doesn't mean you won't get washed out after they kitchen sink Q2 or 3.

>> No.19271706

when will this crab market end plz

>> No.19271707

>>19271559
cruiselines are definitely not dying. cruises up until covid were more popular than ever.

t. been on like 12 cruises

>> No.19271708

>>19271646
Yeah, it's a bf.

>> No.19271714

>>19271554
In a nutshell gamma scalping is where you do long straddles + a long or short underlying position in roughly equal quantity but opposite value to the delta value of the straddle. So if your straddle has a delta of 50, you'd short 50 shares because 1 share=1 delta and a short share=-1 delta. Because of gamma, your delta on your overall position will change and you'll either buy or sell the shares of your underlying to get it back to delta-neutral, but you don't want to do it too often or you won't make hardly any money. It's really meant to take advantage of market swings and the objective is to make more off of the market swings than you lose in theta (time decay).

Alternatively you can also do a put/call ratio backspread instead of the straddle.

>> No.19271715

>>19271694
I don't know how many single people go on cruises, but I have heard of cruise liners doing singles only cruises which Im sure would be packed full of single women in their 40s-60s

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>>19271694
Do it man, cruises are so fucking cheap to book right now

>> No.19271719

also it's hilarious how the DAL fuckers just turned silent the moment it's a red day

>> No.19271720

>>19271443
How to get them?
Do they pay daily? Monthy? Over weekend too?

t. total n00b

>> No.19271729

>>19271700

True but the majority of the damage to the airlines is already done. The airlines are already receiving federal aid and numbers of individuals flying is already starting to climb back up.

>>19271684
No airline will file chpt 11 fool.

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>>19271684
>gets bailout

>> No.19271735

>>19271717
wretched

>> No.19271744

Nigger posting til bump limit reached

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either I wake up on the moon on tuesday or not wake up at all

>> No.19271755

>>19270661
uWu cute lil bat-muncher in the background
i like the distance between her eyes

>> No.19271762

Nigger

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>>19271720
usually pay quarterly, sometimes pay monthly, sometimes pay semi-annually or annually

you have to own the stock before the ex dividend date

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dividend.asp


here's my calendar i've been fine tuning for getting paid dividends every week (DEW)

>> No.19271772

>>19271715
>>19271694
I'm 30 and I met my wife on a cruise. They all skew older, but the nightlife is young.

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>>19271729
sounds like you're in deep, bro. It'd be a shame if the invisible hand decided to stick it's thumb up your ass. It'll only take one to make the others take a big shit.

>> No.19271787

I'll pay you one hamburgers today for two hamburger tomorrow

>> No.19271790

Nigger.

>> No.19271808

>>19271755
A little derp can be kind of cute.

>> No.19271813

Yo I’m tired of this sideways shit!!

>> No.19271814

>>19271773
Yea and if that happens it will be a temporary deal. I have 11K in UAL and 8k in DAL. I am not sweating it what so ever.

>> No.19271816

>>19271729
>No airline will file chpt 11 fool
Does no one remember Pan Am?

>> No.19271827

>>19271787

Hamburger jew

>> No.19271833

now im hungry for burgers

>> No.19271838

>>19271827
some might call me the hamburlger

>> No.19271850

>>19271833
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/ewh/option-chain

The iShares MSCI Hong Kong ETF seeks to track the investment results of an index composed of Hong Kong equities

is anyburger buying puts

>> No.19271853

all im asking is for 292 you faggot bulls

>> No.19271854

>>19271816
I bet American is the airline that doesn't make it.

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>>19271790
Based

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>>19271729
Yeah, for now. WFH is becoming a sweeping new modality, there's a good chance that will have far-reaching impacts on travel. High-risk folks are also among the biggest spenders and frequent fliers, so that's something to consider. There's also tons of secondary and tertiary effects of these downturns. I'd bet they're still being billed full-cost for insurance (employee and business liability) and so on, while they're operating in the red. Parking fees, maintenance, seasonality. And given the trajectory it's not looking good for them, honestly.

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>>19271715
yeah i'm guessing it's a mixed crowd with 40-60% couples and then the rest are "girlfriend getaway" types age 35+. i doubt there's many women going alone. women don't do shit alone these days. unless they're slags going out to get drunk and raped, that's a different story. i'm looking to lockdown a career milf and have her pay for everything and use me for sex and i'll just daytrade whilst she's at work for shekelstein.

>> No.19271871

>>19271856

Nice body but that hair and face aren’t doin it for me.

>> No.19271873

>>19271729
>>19271672
>it can literally only go up from here. They are priced 70-80% off. Use your brain.

At least you are not biased at all and don't understand that fucking airlines keep burning cash every day. fucking millions and wont even be profitable when they hit 70% of their usual operating grade. But you sound very smart and did a lot of research.

>> No.19271892

Anyone take the QYLD pill. Pretty low volitility and pays about 11% divy which is paid monthly.

>> No.19271893

>put almost a grand into COTY
>they announce a new makeup with Kylie Jenner for Yurop
>green line go up
I figured investing in e-girls would pay off. A great productoof the thot process.

>> No.19271899

>>19271870
Basically you are the female equivalent of some retarded college whore looking for a hedge fund manager so she can paint and work on her shitty music all day

>> No.19271900

You guys got your stop orders in yesterday right?

>> No.19271916

>>19271808
i like them looking a bit "daft" as the british say. bigger distance between eyes usually is cute on women and closer distance means they are bitchier and think they're smart. make of that what you will. in general all women are stoopid. you just have to pick and choose the ones who know they are stupid and just want to wear outfits before getting pumped.

>> No.19271917

>>19271900
no, fuck stops

>> No.19271921
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>>19271871
Yeah that’s the whole point of black women

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i sold at open

>> No.19271924

>>19271900

I don’t stop and I don’t sell

>> No.19271933

>>19271923
what did he see?

>> No.19271934

>>19271856
So that's where all the projector screens went.

>> No.19271936

>>19271924
You know you're supposed to stop the bleeding right...

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>>19271893
>COTY
damn that's a nice curve up might pick some up, thanks anon

>>19271899
yes. i'm the inverse cuck. i want to fuck a ton of women regardless of their relationship status and extract money/gifts from women. it's the only thing that will motivate me to work out.

>> No.19271944

Give me a cheapie to purchase

>> No.19271947

>>19270072
JUST TELL ME WHEN THE PAIN IS OVERRRRRRR....AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>> No.19271948

>>19271933
*smell

>> No.19271965

fuck this retarded market, went to bed with european markets dumping and now they’re green with american markets crabbing

>> No.19271979

>>19271936
Just buy more. All I do unless it's a non divvy swing trading stock.

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>>19271965
Jerome and the PPT never sleep, anon.
prepare for mid-day pump into green, we need pozitive vibes for the memorial day.

>> No.19271993

Make New thread you nigger

>> No.19271997

>>19271965
We're going to close solidly green too

>> No.19272004
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19272004

PTON now up 2%
i'm financially ruined

>> No.19272013

prepare for lunch dump

>> No.19272020

>>19271997
How about you make a solidly nigger thread you black fucking bastard

>> No.19272025

>>19271993
with no fucking anime please

>> No.19272033

>>19272025

Fuck this. Make the most cunny anime thread ever

>> No.19272035
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>>19272004
>anime
>i'm financially ruined
There is a god...

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>>19272013
its gonna be a lunch pump to stop the bears and then continue down in the afternoon followed by a 10% rally at 3:30 by the fed to close green

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>>19272025

>> No.19272062

What the fuck I thiught all these chink stocks were supposed to crash

>> No.19272064

>>19272033
Anime is fine. Pedophilia isn't. Hang yourself faggot

>> No.19272071

enjoying anime is a mental illness

>> No.19272076

>>19272064

What if they’re actually 1000 years old faggot

>> No.19272087

>>19272051
>3:30
sounds right

>> No.19272092

>>19272071
based

>> No.19272095

>>19270072
real talk /biz/ is harvesting a 30% gain good?

>> No.19272101

Why is diversifying bad other than Warren Buffet saying so?

>> No.19272109

>>19272095
no one ever went broke taking profits or something

>> No.19272129

>>19271816
Maybe AAL or UAL but DAL and LUV are nowhere near that point.

>> No.19272134

>>19272076
You know they aren't.

>> No.19272138

MAKE A THREAD YOU FUCKING NEGROES
WHO CARES IF THE OP IS DBZ JUST MAKE THE FUCKING SHIT

>> No.19272142

>>19272109
thanks

>> No.19272149

NEW
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>>19272146
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>>19272095
https://m1.finance/a0vxhW6K6v41
up 31% yoy and not trading like a complete spastic

>> No.19272420

>>19271766
Nice level of OCD autism. Respect. Actually not a bunch of dogshit stonks either. I like your style.

>> No.19272623

>>19271559
Business trips will never be the same. If people can Skype, they will

>> No.19272636

>>19271559
And I hope you're buying c and jpm
Rcl and ccl aren't going anywhere. They just need momentum from good news

>> No.19272902

>>19271559
any oils?

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>>19270859
>buying F