/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19268707]

Margin Call edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>19266663

[Anonymous No.19268723]

a n i m e

[Anonymous No.19268724]

first for bears

[Anonymous No.19268725]

Why are futures green...
I went all in on SQQQ...

[Anonymous No.19268726]

First for BOBOS to make a comeback by close.

[Anonymous No.19268727]

TA is real

[Anonymous No.19268728]

If you have Moderna dump it at the end of the day

[Anonymous No.19268730]

>>19268707
Bobos. Please give up already. You will never win, accept that the market is manipulated and join the bulls.

[Anonymous No.19268736]

divy stocks are your friend

[Anonymous No.19268745]

>>19268730
eat my asshole

[Anonymous No.19268750]

Bobos are communist scum

[Anonymous No.19268751]

>ever doubting green line go up

[5.45mm !!K3nua06qYkB No.19268756]

today is going to be the day for my SOXL put i can feel it

[Anonymous No.19268760]

why do you always make new threads way too early?

[Anonymous No.19268764]

nth for MRNA

[Anonymous No.19268772]

I got memed into ET, fuck

[Anonymous No.19268773]

$FSLY or $NET?

[Anonymous No.19268783]

>>19268773
Do both, one is often down when the other is up.

[Anonymous No.19268784]

>>19268725
NDS is red dumbass.

[Anonymous No.19268792]

These are the money making hours, anon. Early before most of the world is even awake.

What are your strategies for today? Got your SIAFI limit buys in place? (Set it and forget it.)

[Anonymous No.19268796]

>>19268784
oops just went green.

sucks to be you bobo

[Anonymous No.19268802]

>>19268745
You will lose again and again.

>>19268725
Stop burning money, jesus.

[Anonymous No.19268812]

>>19268745

[Anonymous No.19268815]

>>19268736
best divy?

[Anonymous No.19268816]

>>19268723
Based

[Anonymous No.19268827]

>>19268707
>Margin Call edition
Kino as fuck

[Anonymous No.19268828]

>>19268760
because fuck trannime

[Anonymous No.19268829]

>>19268722
>airbus crash captain landed in heavily populated area
>the virgin Trained Professional
>the chad Middle-Eastern Disaster Artist

[Anonymous No.19268832]

So I started investing in stocks beginning of March. Just hit 20% in gains and I’m pretty happy.

I might pick up some ETFs next week with my paycheck or get some cheap retail and hold the bag for couple years.

I’m going to go for some Taiwan ETFs if they go cheaper because of trouble with China.

[Anonymous No.19268835]

>>19268816
>tfw Sony will never release a handheld ever again
Why even bother

[Anonymous No.19268839]

>>19268772
ETs a pretty solid HODL. 8 bucks plus is a bit higher than what its been the last week or so, so you might see some dip. Not much though, and bright side its held steady during the oil rout while other oil stocks have tanked.

[Anonymous No.19268841]

whats the general consensus on BUD here? i mean, everybody likes beer, right? stock is down so could be a good time to buy

[Anonymous No.19268852]

Hello? BASED department?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpXI_Vd51dA

[Anonymous No.19268855]

PREP THE BVLL BEARCVCKS WE ARE GOING BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG BVLL DICK!

[Anonymous No.19268856]

WHY IS ACB FUCKING CRASHING

[Anonymous No.19268864]

>>19268856
because it’s a pump n dump dudeweed shitter?

[Anonymous No.19268866]

>>19268852
>muh dividend
dividends wont make you rich pal, daytrading is making you rich

[Anonymous No.19268883]

Time for the next pump in the PnD watched around the world: MRNA

[Anonymous No.19268890]

>>19268856
>He fell for the dudeweedlmao meme.
>Again

Canadas overregulation chokes out their industry forcing legit shops to overcharge. So black market continues to undercut legit shops.

[Anonymous No.19268893]

>>19268856
dude weed bro

[Anonymous No.19268919]

Everytime TradingView lags for me, I know shit will dip and it's fucking lagging right now.

[Anonymous No.19268923]

>>19268725
>>19268726
>we tracked it back to it's lair by the trail of prostate blood
>p-putzies....m-mmmmkay? it burbled
>"znot ...sss-slike burr... me beer.." the creature lurched forward and flapped a stained fin(?) at me
>"m-murst ....murst... haf skukukusss"
we had come to finish the job, but found that god had leveled the coup de grace long before we had ever turned up.

[Anonymous No.19268926]

Are we about to head and shoulders ourselves into the long weekend?

[Anonymous No.19268928]

>>19268725
Because Trump is delisting chinese companies form the stock exchange

[Anonymous No.19268935]

>>19268928
based Potus

[Anonymous No.19268940]

>>19268928
BASED

[Anonymous No.19268946]

>>19268856
Because they make shit extremely low quality product and no one buys it but speculators are retarded so...

[Anonymous No.19268948]

>>19268928
can we do this bilaterally and take ours off of theirs? fuck these foreign investors.

[Anonymous No.19268951]

>>19268832
you should buy options

[Anonymous No.19268952]

>>19268928

based as fuck

[Anonymous No.19268954]

SPY signals are bullish for the day on my end. I'm going to try proper options trading for the first time: $200 worth of near ATM calls for the next few attempts. The goal is to automate the process as much as possible and average at least $150 per day until corona-chan ends its ravaging of the stock market, while I trade whatever on the sides.

[Anonymous No.19268959]

>>19268919
unless you pay for the premium feed the lag/delay is stupid. better off looking at your brokers charts

also TA isn't real

[Anonymous No.19268970]

literally crabbing at 0% could go in any direction at open

[Anonymous No.19268971]

>>19268928
>NOOOO! DAS RASIS!!!

[Anonymous No.19268975]

$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?
$FSLY or $NET?
>$FSLY or $NET?

[Anonymous No.19268977]

>>19268890
This, if the Canadian governement removed the taxes that would be the only way for these weed businesses to be worth investing in

I wonder is the CPC would consider doing that if they win next election

[Anonymous No.19268981]

>>19268959
Most of the data updates every second (although sometimes it has lag issues, delay is not the problem). Meanwhile my broker wants me to fork over $90/month for realtime data, 10m delayed otherwise.

[Anonymous No.19268982]

>>19268959
What the fuck are you on about, I meant the site in general not the prices/chart. I'm on a 100mbps connection and it's fucking fine, so it's not me.

[Anonymous No.19268994]

it will go up right? fuck make a move already

[Anonymous No.19269000]

>>19268977
The only reason the cucknadian government allowed dude weed lmao in the first place was $$$, they'll never ever remove the taxes. Anything to fuck over the little man so they can line up their pockets. That's their motto.

[Anonymous No.19269001]

Bye bye chinks

[Anonymous No.19269003]

>>19268728
I dumped half at open yesterday, bought in at $25.42 so I secured my original plus some profits. Why do you suggest dumping?

[Anonymous No.19269004]

>>19268928
I dont think thats true, not for another 5 years at least

[Anonymous No.19269007]

>>19268994
It was down 1% already today. Sure it goes up. So bullish signals right now.

[Anonymous No.19269010]

Here's my take on the vaguely known pharma vaccine companies. Every other day moderna is praised for doing nothing, their stock skyrockets because they are going to save the world. From what I have read their mRNA method of developing a vaccine is pretty much experimental and not a way that a vaccine has ever been developed before.

Meanwhile, Inovio who is developing a vaccine the traditional way, which has been proven effective for longer than we have been alive, reports any positive news about their progress literally every stock market "watchdog" freaks and scrambles to post articles as fast as possible discrediting them and saying their stock should be at 1 dollar not 15.


The way I read this Inovio is an actual vaccine candidate and moderna is a PnD

[Anonymous No.19269015]

>>19268928
he isnt

its a bill proposed by ted kennedy and passed the senate with unanimous vote

next is a vote in the house and finally a signature by trump

which my prediction will be that he trashes the bill because he cares too much about his stock market

[Anonymous No.19269019]

>>19269001
Based as fuck. Fuck Chyna.

[Anonymous No.19269032]

>>19269015
Trump has to pass it if he actually wants to appear hard on China and something everyone agrees with.

[Anonymous No.19269034]

>>19269015
Chink companies don't help the US stock market, and removing them means more money in non-chink companies meaning a stronger US stock market. It also lines up with his anti-insect agenda.

[Anonymous No.19269036]

>>19268835
Why even bother with what exactly...?

[Anonymous No.19269038]

>>19269010
Everyone knows MRNA is a PnD. But why not use an obvious PnD to inflate the stock market further and further. Same story with Gilead, nobody really cares at this point. Just buy and enjoy the gains.

[Anonymous No.19269046]

>>19269015
He supports the bill because chinese companies dont play by our rules on our exchange. You'll see, plus with hong kong getting ass raped you know the bill will have full support

[Anonymous No.19269069]

My company disallows me from entering the stock market because of 'potential insider trading abuse', as I work with mutual funds.

Please, /biz/, how else am I to waste my hard earned money?

[Anonymous No.19269074]

>>19269038
Ok you addressed part of my post, but is it not strange to you how if inovio as much as says it had a nice day the stock market kikes go into full panic mode?

[Anonymous No.19269079]

>>19269001
Looks like my gsx 15$ puts might pay off afterall.

[Anonymous No.19269082]

>>19269038
>Just buy and enjoy the gains.
i wish i could just do this, but it's so fucking degen. I'm hurting

[Anonymous No.19269085]

TSM is safe right? it's on America's side since it's not mainland china?

[Anonymous No.19269091]

>>19269069
trade bitcoin

[Anonymous No.19269092]

>>19269069
buttcoin

[Anonymous No.19269093]

>>19268970
>futures regain 1% losses overnight
>could go any direction
Yeah ok bobo

[Anonymous No.19269097]

>>19269069
do you have a cellphone? can you download apps? can you put a lock code on your phone? are you a cuck for your boss?

[Anonymous No.19269098]

>Deere reinstating 2020 guidance and says tractor says strong despite pandemic
What a nothing burger this case of the sniffles has been. An ATH shouldn't be too far away after all.

[Anonymous No.19269107]

>>19269093
bahburrrr bahble up up up! haha yaaaaaaaaay bahburrrrrr pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

[Anonymous No.19269125]

>>19269082
Why? Even a braindead ppl can make money here - retail investors - RH incels, everyone is making money. Just buy, not a bubble at all. Remember to sell before everyone else does... :)

[Anonymous No.19269129]

>>19269010
They want to push for that so they can go forward with their shit Gates agenda

[Anonymous No.19269135]

>>19269107
Are you retarded? Only reason futures were down was because of Hong Kong but other markets didnt seem to care which means we dont have to panic sell

[Anonymous No.19269139]

>>19269069
Your boss trades stocks you retard, its a rule noone enforces, just for show.

Why are you such a child?

[Anonymous No.19269141]

>>19269015
>election year
>losing in the polls
>everyone hates china right now
>"trump wont approve a ban on chinese stocks"
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight

[Anonymous No.19269148]

>>19269000
True but they aren't making much taxes since no one is buying it, they need to crush the black market first, the Liberals are too stupid to realize that but I am hoping the CPC understand that

[Anonymous No.19269150]

>futures hit -1%
>a few 1 min candles later
>positive

I'm actually feeling angry and stressed just at the level of blatant manipulation and stupidity

[Anonymous No.19269156]

>>19269082
>degen
>animeposter

I see.

[Anonymous No.19269165]

>>19269139
because im 22 lmao
>>19269097
fidelity has strict rules enforcing it, I don't intend to get fired just to lose a few grand.

[Anonymous No.19269167]

>>19269135
This, other markets just went down 1% and then went up 1%. So all good.

[Anonymous No.19269169]

>>19269001
Herro? Basado departamento?

[Anonymous No.19269174]

>>19269069
Invest in your own mutual fund?

[Anonymous No.19269184]

Is it going to pump or dump at open?

[Anonymous No.19269187]

>>19269125
unfortunately, I'm not gonna bet that I can act that fast.

>>19269135
there's literally no reason for price action. It's literally a debt bubble. All motion is dictated by perceived access to capital. The FED chat yesterday should have spelled that out very clearly.

>>19269156
>2D isn't pure
kek

[Anonymous No.19269188]

>>19269148
They realize that but are too incompetent to do it properly. Cops see a drug dealer they ask for a free joint in exchange for letting the little faggot free. That was the case even before it was legal.

[Anonymous No.19269189]

>>19269032
Like stopping one of the top ways shitskins are here illegally too by giving them visas because I mean he had to because he was against it, right?

[Anonymous No.19269193]

>AMRN dumping again
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.19269196]

>>19269184
Yes.

[Anonymous No.19269208]

>>19269189
Giving them a visa is good, to be fair, since then they're documented, thus can be thrown out, instead of hiding and needing effort to locate. Also makes them more likely to pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.19269209]

are there any based /asx/ boys here?

>>19269184
based king fisher

[Anonymous No.19269210]

>>19269141
>>19269046
>>19269034
threatening to delist and increased regulation only incentivizes chinese companies to move somewhere else, depriving jobs and opportunities in our economy

>inb4 chinese companies are shit and we didnt need them anyway

sure keep thinking that

your blood may be running FUCK CHINA, but trump is surprisingly smarter in this area
more economic activity is always better

[Anonymous No.19269223]

>>19269069
just get your mum or someone to buy your shares

[Anonymous No.19269229]

And WALLAH we're green.

Who else is tired of the crab?

[Anonymous No.19269244]

>>19269001
Will NIO be affected. Because Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.19269245]

>>19269210
chinese companies outsource to india, India superpower 2021

[Anonymous No.19269247]

>>19269210
Chink companies don't give jobs to americans, it's the opposite.

[Anonymous No.19269250]

>>19269184
One, then the other.

[Anonymous No.19269256]

>>19269193
>Amarin Supports Trial to Investigate the Effects of VASCEPA® (icosapent ethyl) in the Treatment of COVID-19
Why the fuck is amrn still above $2?

[Anonymous No.19269257]

>>19269229
I'm tired of what is literal actual manipulation.

[Anonymous No.19269269]

>>19269141
>losing in the polls

lol polls. Not this shit again. If you believe the dementia patient will beat Trump I have some oceanfront property in Arkansas to sell you.

[Anonymous No.19269278]

>>19269001
and nothing of value was lost

[Anonymous No.19269281]

>>19269256
Do you even know what vascepa is? It's fucking omega-3, it's a literal meme. Even if it were to work that wouldn't mean ANYTHING AT ALL for the company. Moreover nobody cares which company is "supporting trial" for their product, people care about FDA approval prospects.

[Anonymous No.19269287]

Meg I need you...
Meg we need to experiment with biology and technology together...

[Anonymous No.19269290]

my bags are fucking BLUE come on you stupid useless printer

[Anonymous No.19269296]

>>19269281
>Do you even know what vascepa is?
Yea.. I made fun about it yesterday already.

[HSBC is rekt !dolawapmeo No.19269307]

$HSBC finna get rekt this morning. Tempting to pick up the preferred financial institution of money launderers everywhere at a discount.
How low can it go? We shall see, new ATL incoming soon.

[Anonymous No.19269312]

my spotify puts :)

[Anonymous No.19269327]

>>19268856
They put out an obvious pump and dump PR yesterday you mong

[Anonymous No.19269333]

>NVIDIA beats high expections in earnings yesterday
>stock crashed all day and aftermarket
..Why?

[Anonymous No.19269339]

>>19269307
so you think money laundering will stop because of the chinese government?

[Anonymous No.19269343]

>>19269209
you staying up late to get burger stonks?

[Anonymous No.19269348]

>>19268764
Why is this shit up

[Anonymous No.19269349]

>>19269210
>incentivizes chinese companies to move somewhere else, depriving jobs
You're a special anon, aren't you?

[Anonymous No.19269350]

Who HII here?

[Anonymous No.19269353]

>>19269256
fuck off LCIfaggot kys

[Anonymous No.19269364]

Alibaba Group Holding Co. (BABA) posted stronger-than-expected fourth quarter earnings Friday, as China's months-long lockdown boosted online sales for Asia's most valuable tech company.

Alibaba said diluted non-GAAP earnings for the three months ending in March, the company's fiscal third quarter, were pegged at $1.30 per share, topping Wall Street's estimate of around 86 cents per share. Group revenues, Alibaba said, rose 22% from last year to $16.144 billion, again topping analysts' estimates of a $15.28 billion tally. Cloud computing revenues, Alibaba said, rose 58% to a record $1.725 billion.

Looking into the 2021 financial year, Alibaba said it sees revenues in the region of 650 billion Chinese yuan ($91 billion) .

“Our overall business continued to experience strong growth, with a total annual active consumer base of 960 million globally, despite concluding the fiscal year with a quarter impacted by the economic effects of the COVID-19 pandemic," said CEO Daniel Zhang. "The pandemic has fundamentally altered consumer behavior and enterprise operations, making digital adoption and transformation a necessity."

[Anonymous No.19269365]

>>19269348
read the thread, or google it

[Anonymous No.19269378]

>>19269333
good news=stock crash
bad news=stock moons
its that easy

[Anonymous No.19269392]

>>19269210
You dude you are retarded chinks only provide:
chink money
chink labour
Neither of which the US needs

[Anonymous No.19269400]

bobo are you okay?

[Anonymous No.19269407]

I actually feel really mad and stressed right now seeing negative 1% go positive with 1 min candles

[Anonymous No.19269410]

"Fuck you puts, faggot"

- Jerome Powell

[really nice guy No.19269417]

Are we expecting bloodbath today?

Also hi, I'm back, how's everyone doing frens?

[Anonymous No.19269421]

>>19269333
Tech stocks and e-commerce live in inverse land. Negative earnings = shopify moons.

[Anonymous No.19269425]

>>19269269
If you dont think Trump is going to do everything he can to secure that 2nd term then you're as dumb as Biden

[Anonymous No.19269427]

>>19268792
Never keep any positions after hours I guess, futures is when they fuck the market

[Anonymous No.19269428]

>>19269001
I love this timeline.

[Anonymous No.19269432]

Biden getting elected will cause the biggest stock market crash ever seen because I will be taking profits beforehand. There will be riots and blood in the street. Democrats will react like headless chickens and kill burgerland economy for the next 30 years. Dark times ahead

[Anonymous No.19269434]

Jerome has signed onto his Robinhood account

[Anonymous No.19269448]

>Occidental Petroleum OXY and TOTAL S.A. TOT canceled the remaining part of the deal for Africa assets
interesting

[Anonymous No.19269450]

>>19269410
that statue is so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.19269451]

Lets say I owned chink stocks and the stocks get de-listed. What happens then?

[Anonymous No.19269457]

[Anonymous No.19269464]

>>19269432
Is Biden getting elected?
I dont follow your elections, what are the chances Trump/Biden wins?

[Anonymous No.19269467]

>>19269448
wasn't that 4 days ago
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-occidental-m-a-total/total-calls-off-plan-to-buy-occidental-petroleums-ghana-assets-idUSKBN22U0LJ?feedType=RSS&feedName=businessNews&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+reuters%2FbusinessNews+%28Business+News%29

[Anonymous No.19269468]

>>19269378
PnD-tier vaccine rumors = moon mission
Company exceeds expectations = doomp eet
Record unemployment increasing with millions every report = not as bad as expected, strong buy
Economy in the dumpster = more bailouts and free money incoming, strong buy

[Anonymous No.19269471]

>>19269457
>double bottom
UP UP AND AWAYYYY

[Anonymous No.19269474]

god speed oil kings o7

[Anonymous No.19269475]

>>19269432

it will be priced in before the election

[Anonymous No.19269478]

>>19269210
>He thinks chinks hire American
When will you cucks learn that whites are the only ones who dont have a tribal mentality which is also why we will be the first race to die (indians dont count because they were backwards retards with no tech and a fetish for scalping. But if you did want to count them fine, guess you agree they shouldnt have let other races in you racist )

[Anonymous No.19269479]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.19269482]

HERE WE GOOOO

[Anonymous No.19269486]

>>19269451
You lose all your money and get the death penalty for treason.

[really nice guy No.19269491]

>>19269464
I'd put odds at +150 Trump/+400 Biden

[Anonymous No.19269492]

>>19269451
You're getting paid in Yuan for the stock.
The company is not bankrupt, it will move to another stock exchange.

[Anonymous No.19269495]

BLOOD RED OPENING

[Anonymous No.19269496]

>>19269450
>Dow climbs 300 points
>uses shitty brat instead of bull
That means it's still a bear market, right?

[Anonymous No.19269498]

>>19269451
you would have no way of selling them and you'd have to move to china

[Anonymous No.19269501]

>>19269464
If the dems had anyone else running against trump I would be worried. Trump beats biden in a landslide

[Anonymous No.19269502]

>>19269247
Depends, if they buy it factories like that kikeflix documentary covered

[Anonymous No.19269508]

>>19269464
Frankly, chance of trump win is 100%. Everytime biden is allowed to talk he shows his intense dementia, he's literally unable to form a plausible sentence, much less a logical thought. It's absolutely impossible even for people who would ordinarily vote "anything except trump" to go biden.

[Anonymous No.19269510]

>>19269450
Why do you hate women

[Anonymous No.19269512]

>>19269479
>>19269482
Oh God I'm afraid to look what happened

[Anonymous No.19269518]

>>19269501
yeah there's a reason that Bernie almost beat Biden, no one likes him even before he got dementia.

[Anonymous No.19269524]

>>19269471
or dead cat bounce on reverse cup and handle

[Anonymous No.19269525]

>>19269486
based desu

[Anonymous No.19269528]

Come on polos. Pump airlines a little more so I donate my bags to your glorious cause
Got to show Buffett how wrong he is :^)

[Anonymous No.19269530]

>>19269502
Nah, they give jobs to chinks in the US in that case (and illegals).

[Anonymous No.19269539]

>>19269464
Shillary was supposed to be a sure thing

[Anonymous No.19269541]

>that was the last opening bell until Tuesday

[Anonymous No.19269546]

YES SHOP DUMPS, FUCKING YES BOYS

[Anonymous No.19269548]

>>19268951
I actually got options approved on Ameritrade but I’m a bit scared. I don’t I can wrap my mind around puts to be effective. I might start slow with covered calls.

[Anonymous No.19269549]

>>19269508
nah, I see a lot of "vote blue no matter who" retards, like they would apparently vote for Hitler as long as he was a Democrat and opposing Trump.

[Anonymous No.19269552]

UAL going to the moon boys

[Anonymous No.19269555]

>>19269464
If it were legal for me to bet on presidential elections, I'd put my life savings on Trump.

[really nice guy No.19269558]

>>19269518
>>19269508
It's wild to me how a couple years ago when leftists were still enamored with Obama how everyone loved Joe because he was the quirky and lovable VP. But before even before candidacy there was a hard switch and everyone started to hate him.

[Anonymous No.19269560]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19269570]

>>19269475
are you saying it is priced in now?

[Anonymous No.19269572]

>>19269549
the anti drumpf circus is a really vocal minority

[Anonymous No.19269573]

You know what, at least one world leaders is telling China how it is. All the rest are cucks. They literally did start the virus (therefore China virus or whuan virus) and they literally did cover it up.

Based Trump, I'm not even American.

[Anonymous No.19269575]

What the f*ck happened? Wasn't the S&P500 +0.3% a few seconds ago!?

[Anonymous No.19269579]

>>19269558
Because vice presidents literally don't do anything.

[Anonymous No.19269581]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XOMBRES WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.19269584]

WHY IS IT CRASHING

[Anonymous No.19269589]

>>19269510
They took something that had nothing to do with them, and made it about themselves. Typical women behavior.

[Anonymous No.19269590]

>>19269575
Don't panic, retard.

[Anonymous No.19269591]

so whats gonna happen to my BABA

[Anonymous No.19269593]

>>19269575
a 0.5% move is nothing dude, futures may as well be flat.

[Anonymous No.19269598]

>>19269558

the "Biden Bro" stuff was literally, LITERALLY a reddit forcefed psyop.

[Anonymous No.19269599]

>>19269555
why isnt it legal for you

[Anonymous No.19269601]

>>19269555
Why wouldnt it be legal, there a re a shitton of bet sites that have it in England.

[Anonymous No.19269602]

>>19269552
Then you better sell because this shit is unsustainable. They are in so much shit that they will get lucky if the won't go bankrupt by end of the year.

[Anonymous No.19269610]

>>19269589
I love that feminist think this was a success. It is LITERALLY women standing in the way of economic progress.

[Anonymous No.19269612]

>>19269425
Secure it against fucking who? lol Biden lost this before he ever ran.

[Anonymous No.19269615]

>>19269549
There are always extremists like that on both sides, it's useless to consider them at all because 1- they're a very very small minority and 2- they can never be convinced of anything.
When I mention the people who normally vote 'not-trump', I mean those that want someone other than trump because they don't agree with his policies and want a good president, not those who are literally brainwashed. Those people would vote hillary in a heartbeat, they would vote bernie even more so, but biden?

[Anonymous No.19269616]

Will SAVA ever recover bros..........?

[really nice guy No.19269618]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgH23pGZHA4

[Anonymous No.19269619]

-0.03% haha get rekt mumus

[Anonymous No.19269624]

>>19269602
lol

[Anonymous No.19269633]

When will I learn to quit buying the open and fuckingggggg myself. Looks like I'm in DAL for the long haul now boys

[Anonymous No.19269636]

>>19269602
No thanks, just bought more. Up to 350 shares

[Anonymous No.19269637]

>>19269601
last I checked the max you could bet on Predictit was like $1k?

[Anonymous No.19269639]

DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.19269645]

i sold at the bell, have a good 3 day weekend everybody

[Anonymous No.19269647]

>>19269639
Pump it

[Anonymous No.19269650]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.19269653]

>>19269589
>>19269610
and soon as it tramples her dumbass her first thoughts will be, "buhh...buh im a girl. you cant run over a girl."

[Anonymous No.19269658]

NANI?? A BULL TRAP IN A BEAR TRAP IN A BULL TRAP?

[Anonymous No.19269659]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

[Anonymous No.19269660]

>>19269602
United isn't going anywhere.

[Anonymous No.19269665]

where the fuck is the volume... we broke the low

[Anonymous No.19269667]

OHHHHHH NONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WTF HAPPENED BULLBROS

[Anonymous No.19269674]

>My NCLH
Making money like this should be illegal. The chad fad is real.

[Anonymous No.19269678]

>>19269633
fucking told you to SIAFI faggot. Especially a fucking airline stock.

[Anonymous No.19269680]

How our index is doing so far bros

[Anonymous No.19269687]

>The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

[Anonymous No.19269690]

>>19269660
They said the same shit about GM.

[Anonymous No.19269696]

>>19269589
Everytime i see this statue, i think of this....lmao

Give them face, and then fuck them. Truly Jewish....

[Anonymous No.19269702]

>>19269680
What site do you use for these?

[Anonymous No.19269703]

>literally every single ticker red
>SPY is not plummeting to 240
Haha brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.19269711]

>>19269555
Bet on the stock market

[Anonymous No.19269712]

Guaranteed rebound and we finish in green.

We could be in ww3 with china and theyd still pump it.

[Anonymous No.19269713]

IT’S HAPPENING!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19269714]

>>19269687
TDA?

[Anonymous No.19269715]

Today is going to be a major dump, people are securing profits from an insane week. There's also a 3 day weekend ahead, a lot of bad news could come out.

[Anonymous No.19269716]

>>19269702
Ameritrade
But its being slow now
I think I am getting robinhood'd

[Anonymous No.19269717]

Why the fuck is SPY now red. WTF IS THIS WEIRD MARKET?

[Anonymous No.19269719]

>>19269690
Golden Myanmar? Who the hell uses those guys anyway.

[Anonymous No.19269720]

>service outages on TD Ameritrade
Oh fuck, how bad is it?

[Anonymous No.19269722]

>BABA
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.19269724]

>>19269696

They understand women are easily swayed by empty, superficial gestures that appeal to their ego.

[Anonymous No.19269727]

>>19269714
yep same

[Anonymous No.19269742]

>>19269703
Why you fight the brrrrr? Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.19269745]

>>19269727
The phone app is working for me still, just not the desktop.

[Anonymous No.19269749]

Hey /biz/, it’s The Rock here. Just wanna wish you a good trading day. Stay litty.

-The Rock

[Anonymous No.19269750]

>>19269457
>he fell for heiken, moving averages and volume

[Anonymous No.19269751]

>Those tall candle wicks

[Anonymous No.19269754]

>>19269703
I honestly miss the dumps. I mean the devastating dumps.

How exciting was to watch SPY dump 7% daily. It was so much fun, the chaos was energizing.

[Anonymous No.19269757]

>>19269720
FUCKING TD
I THOUGHT YOU WERE A REAL BROKER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.19269759]

>>19269745
That's what I'm using

[Anonymous No.19269771]

>>19269754

It really was. March was fun, in an absurd kind of way. All the madness made me feel alive for once.

[Anonymous No.19269772]

>>19269720
CHY-NA

[Anonymous No.19269774]

>>19269678
Godddd why can't I save myself from myself. I even had a plan for the day is soxl took another good dive. Now I'm fuckingggggg stuck in delta. Next time I'mma just lock my phone till I find the price of shit I want to buy in at

[really nice guy No.19269775]

>>19269749
thank rock :)

[Anonymous No.19269779]

>>19269745
doesn't even load biometrics for me

[Anonymous No.19269781]

UH OH CHLOROQUINE BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/05/22/hydroxychloroquine-coronavirus-study/

[Anonymous No.19269786]

TOO LATE FOR BABA PUTS ?

[Anonymous No.19269788]

>>19269464
Current situation looks like it favors trump, but if this reopening is a disaster and he can’t shift the blame, that could change. I wouldn’t bet against trump at this time.

[Anonymous No.19269789]

>>19269696
Odd, I think of this.

[Anonymous No.19269790]

>>19269001
what happens when a stock in your portfolio gets de-listed? do you automatically get cashed-out? or can you sell it on foreign exchanges whenever you'd like to?

[Anonymous No.19269795]

Goldchads.....

[Anonymous No.19269816]

>>19269781
WHO DO I SHORT FOR THIS?

[Anonymous No.19269817]

>>19269745
Thinkorswim phone app took a shit. Regular TDA app working for me

[Anonymous No.19269820]

we're pomping

[Anonymous No.19269825]

>>19269781

> It is based on a retrospective analysis

lol more fake news

[Anonymous No.19269824]

The fight to pump is real. Printers are running full speed and are barely keeping up.

[Anonymous No.19269829]

>>19269790
They cash you out at like 5 cents a share. Though it can happen anytime under $5 a share.

[Anonymous No.19269830]

>>19268855
Basado
Doubles of truth

[Anonymous No.19269832]

I think you guys are greatly underestimating how bad a 2nd wave could be for Trump. Right now none of this is Trumps fault (and rightfully so), but a 2nd wave in the US absolutely would fall on Trump & completely change the narrative going into the election. A 2nd wave would also be great for Biden because he would be able to keep hiding under a rock while the masses continue to apparently forget how stupid he really. Another huge red flag is /biz/ seems to collectively agree that Biden has no chance, you know what means...

[Anonymous No.19269839]

today will be all cash. careful....

[Anonymous No.19269845]

>>19269696
What is that status even supposed to mean? Females are standing in the way of the bull market?

[Anonymous No.19269848]

You did buy the bottom just now, didn’t you?

[Anonymous No.19269852]

fellow leafs, is it time to buy TRP?

[Anonymous No.19269855]

>>19269832
>a 2nd wave in the US absolutely would fall on Trump & completely change the narrative going into the election
No, it really wouldn't. I mean, the media will write whatever narrative they want, but he's more or less put the onus onto the state governors to manage re-opening.

[Anonymous No.19269857]

>>19269848
NO BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING LOG IN

[really nice guy No.19269861]

>>19269845
think about it... it's true

[Anonymous No.19269862]

>>19269789
That's probably why it was moved

[Anonymous No.19269867]

>>19269848
I bought the top and I'm feeling fine.

[Anonymous No.19269870]

You smell that? You smell that?

[Anonymous No.19269875]

>>19269845
Yes.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

[Anonymous No.19269877]

>>19269832
this is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Assuming an american didn't make this post, states make decisions on lightening stay at home restrictions and business restrictions. Trump literally isn't involved in any aspect of the 2nd wave being big or nothing either way

[Anonymous No.19269878]

>>19269848
Based DCA Based dip buying, we’re gonna be dot rich bro

[Anonymous No.19269884]

>>19269832
wildfires & hurricanes soon on top of second wave rona

[Anonymous No.19269885]

>>19269862
Wait they finally moved the girls retarded statue?

[Anonymous No.19269888]

>>19269848
What am I, a faggot? I bought the top yesterday.

[Anonymous No.19269891]

What the fuck is happening on TDA? My phone app just crashed and won't let me sign back in. Cyber attack from Chyna?

[Anonymous No.19269895]

>>19269884
on what date were we at 5 deaths per thousand

[Anonymous No.19269897]

>>19269722
hey retard!
next time check the HONG KONG listing!
it dropped before that already!

[Anonymous No.19269901]

We need to take today bull bros if we are going to get an ATH this month.

[Anonymous No.19269903]

Whats some more chink shit to short besides BABA and BILI

[Anonymous No.19269904]

>>19269855
>>19269832
Right, because the federal government is completely blameless and not responsible for anything except tax cuts, deregulation, corporate subsidies, and judicial appointments.

[Anonymous No.19269906]

>>19269885
yea, like several years ago

[Anonymous No.19269917]

>>19269870

[Anonymous No.19269919]

>>19269891
they mark the price down and shut down the brokers so smart money can sell for a bit. Dont worry, well push it back up into the crab area

[Anonymous No.19269920]

>>19269903
yinn and yang

[Anonymous No.19269921]

>>19269904
I am a flailing retard, how did you know o smartfaggot

[Anonymous No.19269925]

Where my /robinhood/ bros at? Working quite nicely here

[Anonymous No.19269928]

>>19269897
>Looking at information from China
>Caring about information from China
I would do exactly that. If I were a fucking communist that is, you blasted traitor.

[Anonymous No.19269930]

>>19269917
>BUY SAIL
SELL BAIY

[Anonymous No.19269936]

>>19269925
Tastyworks desu
I love the analysis tools

[Anonymous No.19269939]

10000% HONKERS

[Anonymous No.19269942]

>>19269925
It's operational again?

[Anonymous No.19269944]

Crab day

[Anonymous No.19269946]

>>19269891
some sort of service outage apparently. the one IT guy they employ is probably drunk again.

[Anonymous No.19269947]

Oh lawdy we POOOOMPIN OoOoOoOoOo

[Anonymous No.19269949]

GUYS HOW DO I STOP MY MEMELINES FROM MOVING WHEN CHANGING TIMEFRAME ON TRADINGVIEW?????
I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE PITCHFORKS MOVE ALL OVER THE PLACE REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.19269952]

>>19269903
BIDU

[Anonymous No.19269953]

>>19269845
In woman's brain, what could that statue possibly replace?

The giant, masculine, ugly, charging bull (that rapes cows!1!1!!!! >:(((((() or the cute cuddly teddy bear ;3 x3

The symbolism of each of those is lost on the roasties with hilarious results, creating symbolism of its own - woman contra prosperity.

[Anonymous No.19269959]

>>19269845
Stunning and Brave

[Anonymous No.19269970]

>>19269949
You don't retard, the candles for each timeline are different.

[Anonymous No.19269973]

big 5 stock wtf

[Anonymous No.19269982]

>>19269906
good

[Anonymous No.19269985]

>>19269343
nah im just having a crack at the asx for now, the US markets are too confusing for me

[Anonymous No.19269998]

>Oil down
>AMD down
>RTX down
>China tensions
>SPY up, for some ungodly fucking reason

That's it lads, I'm going drinking. Atleast gold is up.

[Anonymous No.19270000]

10 more minutes and we are back to green.

[Anonymous No.19270002]

>>19269953
Its just an anti wall street thing, your average person doesn't understand what a bull or bear is symbolic of. Its just a wall street and rich people bad statement

[Anonymous No.19270003]

>>19269939
exxon dont deserve to survive desu

[Anonymous No.19270011]

>>19269998
>spy up
on what fucking planet?

[Anonymous No.19270014]

>>19269930
I'm close to ditching this shitty stock.

[Anonymous No.19270015]

I hope baggie held those AMZN puts

[Anonymous No.19270017]

Think I'm gonna sell my Nintendo. It doesn't want to climb out of the 52s and with no main titles expected for the rest of the year as far as I know I dont see it climbing much further, second wave or not.

So, you know, buy now because meme magic is gonna make it moon.

[Anonymous No.19270021]

>>19270011
It's 0.03% up.

[Anonymous No.19270026]

>>19270011
idk, but whoever is playing seems hellbend on closing the 15m candle over the 100 ma. fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.19270037]

>>19270000
CHECK

[Anonymous No.19270040]

I'm going to buy HSBC at eod.

[Anonymous No.19270044]

>>19270000
Not gonna happen

[Anonymous No.19270045]

>>19270000
Quads confirmed, T-minus 8 minutes.

[Anonymous No.19270047]

Anything that happens in the market that I don't like?

Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.19270048]

>>19270015
I do too. But he's a LARPing faggot, so i know he didn't really have them in the first place

[Anonymous No.19270052]

>>19270014
>burgers trading cfds

do you have to use a vpn for that?

[Anonymous No.19270056]

Should I buy amd or Nvidia right now or do we expect them to go down short term? I want to invest in the nasdaq again but everything so high

[Anonymous No.19270059]

TVIX bros.... tell me its all gonna be alright please. I got in at 168 when will it go back up

[Anonymous No.19270060]

>holding QQQ calls
>Nasdaq is the only green index
Come join me bullbros, this feels nice

[Anonymous No.19270064]

>>19270021
>down from yesterdays close
>down from todays open
>says .03% up
this board sometimes

[Anonymous No.19270067]

>>19270059
>168
bruh

[Anonymous No.19270069]

unsure who needs to hear this but if you want to watch Bloomberg for free just get the PlutoTV app and it's running there live all the time with ads

plus it's owned by the boomer company Viacom CBS is anyone invested there?

[Anonymous No.19270079]

>>19270056
Ideally both.

[Anonymous No.19270083]

>>19268707
anyone have any sick buys they wanna recommend or is it too late?

[Anonymous No.19270084]

Ohayou friends!
Let's get sippin and stockin!!

>>19270072
>>19270072
>>19270072

[Anonymous No.19270085]

>>19269749
We lub u dwayne

[Anonymous No.19270087]

>>19270069
Would rather gouge my eyes out than watch that kike network

[really nice guy No.19270090]

>>19270069
I got a friend who's biggest position is Viacom

[Anonymous No.19270091]

>>19270052
I'm not a burger.

[Anonymous No.19270095]

>>19270064
>down from todays open
But it's literally not. It's up 0.03% from today. Overall SPY is eating shit but it's not plummeting.

[Anonymous No.19270101]

>>19270059
>168
I got in at 268 and forgot to set a stop. I feel retarded.

[Anonymous No.19270102]

FUCK STUPID BANK I NEED MORE MONEY TO SHORT FAG BEZOS

[Anonymous No.19270109]

>>19270017
dont you will regret it tonight when you are bored and have nothing to so

[Anonymous No.19270160]

>>19269949
you don't, you need different memelines for different periods

[Anonymous No.19270192]

>>19270091
now thats proper based

[Anonymous No.19270287]

SPY 220P 09/18 , any ideas about this ?

[Anonymous No.19270297]

My god wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.19270323]

>>19270287
If you're bearish that far out I would bet for a retest of the lows, breaking lows isn't guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.19270365]

>>19270323
well 220 isnt breaking, but they aint cheap, 300 bucks per option , not sure its worth it

[Anonymous No.19270434]

>>19270365
If your strike is 220 then at 300 an option your break even would be 217. As far as I can see the March low was 218. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.19270451]

>>19269891
There can't be a crash if you can't sell.

[Anonymous No.19270476]

>>19270434
No you are right in that sense, i would just be hoping to sell it before expiration for more of a premium, but risk reward wise i dont think its worth it

[Anonymous No.19270600]

is luckin coffee ever recover? I dumped 10k in and almost lost half of my money allready...

[Anonymous No.19270628]

Ahhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.19270673]

>>19270600
Stop being clinically retarded please, it's embarrassing even by these threads' standards.

[Anonymous No.19270740]

>>19270323
Youre betting that the fed isnt going to print their way out of this. Dont do this.