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>>19260245

>> No.19263065

Covered calls

>> No.19263070
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strangle gang gang.
stoked to see premarket.

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Sometimes you must climb a tree to catch a fish

>> No.19263093
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Remember that the house always wins.

>> No.19263097

Will my 6/19 calls be ok?

>> No.19263101

so what are the chances i wake up in the morning tomorrow and US pre market is green ? im tired of seeing this midnight red just for it to turn around while i sleep

>> No.19263106

>>19263048
Oh please, dump these fraud markets.

>> No.19263109

>>19263101
it would take a miracle

>> No.19263117

>>19263078
I think you'll be a happy dude.

>>19263097
I think you'll be an unhappy dude.

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>>19263101
50/50

>> No.19263123

>>19263101
100%

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>>19263093
that's why we're here making our own house.. not because of broads like her... more because fake blondes and fake people give you fake information. I hope you like her in 20 years.

>> No.19263140

>>19263109
>it would take a miracle
pffffffffffftttttt! S&P hasn't even broken below the hourly range nevermind the daily.

>> No.19263147

It’s going to snib snab crab with low ass volume and you know it.

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futures going higher

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>> No.19263163

>>19263101
Pajama traders got to work early just for you. Be sure to tip them.

>> No.19263165

bros... i have a small penis and i come quickly... i don't want to be a cuck but it seems like i am destined for it...

>> No.19263173

>>19263131
Enjoy your ban

>> No.19263189

>>19263093
it's a

>> No.19263194

>>19263165
I have a big dick and it take forever to nut. Tell your wife to call me

>> No.19263196

i hope this downturn in asian markets will be the catalyst for the giant fucking bubble the feds have created here in the US to pop

>> No.19263201

>>19263101
the big shit we're looking at is ECB june 4th meeting... this is mostly just emerging markets and chink lunchtime.

>> No.19263209

>>19263131
That’s a... man?

>> No.19263224

stop posting loli you pedo fucks. mods fucking do something.

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>>19263196
>muh everything bubble

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>>19263150
bro... this thing is spitting candles.

>> No.19263244

>>19263048
BLACK FRIDAY COMFIRMED!!!!

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>>19263150
kek

>> No.19263252

>>19263232
>Muh bubble delusion

>> No.19263256

>>19263173
>>19263209
fuck you both, skin grafting and labia plasty is part of what we invest in. fuck you for not encouraging more discussion regarding actual surgeries and stuff that makes you queezy... we fucking buy shit that makes shit like that happen.... and if you can't stomach it go find something else to do. ban me again i don't even give a fuck anymore... i've learned enough, but you faggots haven't learned shiit.

>> No.19263262

>>19263249
I told you to zoom in! Show me tenth second candles!

>> No.19263275

redpill a retard on SPY

>> No.19263281

>>19263101
100%. The market and PPT won't allow this to go below 294.

>> No.19263285

>>19263256
Dude for YEARS now youve posted 12+ hours per day in this thread

Please fuck off already

>> No.19263289
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>>19263232
>>19263252
BUBBLES

>> No.19263302

>>19263275
Don't touch SPY or QQQ or you will be listed in history books to buy the top of the most overvalued bubbles.

>> No.19263311

>>19263275
Just DCA, hold for a few decades, and retire.

>> No.19263324

>>19263048
Why arent futures down a lot more as a result?

>> No.19263336

>>19263302
PSST
SQQQ

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>>19263196
>i hope this downturn in asian markets will be the catalyst for the giant fucking bubble the feds have created here in the US to pop

Ladies and Gentlemen, here it is in full display. The true callous and anti-social nature of bears. Notice that he has no concerns for the catastrophic fallout of his sick schadenfreude fantasies.

He doesn't care about all those bankrupted business, the families thrust into poverty, the suicides and abortions, the dissolutions of families. He HOPES that countless mothers and daughters are forced into sex work to support their families. He HOPES that everyone about to enter the job market had their lifetime earning potential slashed.

He can't stand the idea of ANYONE making it. He wants everything to suffer, because that would mean the markets are behaving rationally.

Fuck
YOU
bobo

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>>19263275
It's among the best performing index ETFs on the market.

>>19263289
bubbles!

>> No.19263347

Will I have time to sell my bags at open ?

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Bitcoin slow burn, its over boys
for the 100th time
but for real this time

>> No.19263352

>>19263324
of what?

>> No.19263365

>>19263352
As a result of OP image, I'm assuming.

>> No.19263367

>>19263339
If you would stop sucking wall street's cock for a minute, you might realize that tearing down the crony plutocracy and allowing a real crash and real recovery to happen would be best for everyone.

>> No.19263368

>everything is a bubble
technology is still better than 10 years ago. Things are still getting better. How can you trade or invest and not be an optimist about something? Look at what speech recognition has done in ten years.

>> No.19263371

>>19263339

they day of rope is coming for all bears my frien

>> No.19263376

>>19263324
Moving investment money out of Hong Kong has to go somewhere, why wouldn't it go to the U.S.?

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>>19263339
Ohh cry us a river and float down it, why don't you.

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Missed the dip? now there's a second dip

>> No.19263388

>>19263365
If so, China markets != USA markets.

>> No.19263409

If we could just close at -1% tomorrow that’d be great.

>> No.19263428

>>19263339
the longer they keep the economy propped up, the worse it will be later when they can't do it anymore

>> No.19263429

>>19263409
Chinas breakers are about to hit (they are .40% away) I think we are fucked

>> No.19263437

Hey /biz/ I made a twitter with orignal data analysis. I focus on business topics, but also include redpilled perspectives in my analysis like race realism. Let me know what you think.

I'm hoping it can be a way of giving right wing people an edge in the markets. Sort of combine my interest in business and society. Let me know what you think.

https://twitter.com/BusSocData

>> No.19263440

>>19263428

if this all drops you won't have to worry about a recovery. chang will be eating your corpse on the street.

>> No.19263445

>>19263078
I was thinking of doing straddles or strangles but the IVs were too much for me to want to jump in. Should have though.

>> No.19263452

>>19263339
Being a commie like you, who prefers an economy lead by central banks which are destroying any sign of free market and hurting 99% of society with their hidden rich boomer tools to inflate their wonderful assets isn't any better. You are a deluded bull who is seething for a green line going up, no matter what it takes, creating a zombie economy with bail outs or the biggest debt crisis, is something you are enjoying.

Keep sucking the dick of Wall street kikes.

Fuck
You
Mumu

>> No.19263455

HSI seems stable for now at these levels. Still a few hours left of trading.

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>>19263367
It wouldn't. All events like these result in concentration of wealth and power in those who already have it.

Powell buying corporate debt isn't an evil scheme to "suck wall street's cock" you fuckwad. It's to keep businesses from going bust. Do you think rent forbearance is also to pump stocks? You are onnly capable of seeing things through the lens that justifies your completely malicious will.

>>19263377
anon. don't pretend you have the same hope of collapse that this asshole does.

You're just hopeful to regain some of the money you lost on SQQQ. What % are you down? It's okay, I've lost too much on foolish gables recently too.

>> No.19263461

>>19263429
I'm not seeing it. You have a link?

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how come so many tourists and newfrens this evening?

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bullcucks have been so smug the past few months.

your tears will only sweeten what is to come.

>> No.19263473

>>19263437
fuck off faggot

>> No.19263475

>>19263429

keep an eye on it over the next 30min, could be a possible slow crawl back up after the lunch break.. but who knows after this drop.

>> No.19263479

>>19263256
How can I invest in labiaplasties?

>> No.19263483

>>19263429
the breaker is at -2%? https://www.investing.com/indices/shanghai-composite

>> No.19263485

>>19263461
hkex.com.hk/?sc_lang=en

>> No.19263499

>>19263473
Thanks Anon. I knew i could count on you guys for support.

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>>19263465
you can start to worry if we hit 3300.

>> No.19263506

>>19263078

WTF is this shit? Projections? Based on what?

>> No.19263507

>>19263483
Thats the wrong chart

hkex.com.hk/?sc_lang=en

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>>19263452
Fuck off back to wherever sociopaths go.

>>19263464
The correlation of the VIX to the incel /pol/ and /leftypol/ invasions is real, I just haven't tried to prove it.

>> No.19263516

>>19263485
holy hell. THey're fucked. I had a massive short position that expired last week. Fuck if china goes down it's going to take the world with it.

>> No.19263528

>>19263285
sorry, some asshole said they'd seen tripfags come and go... i decided to make him eat his words.

>> No.19263539

>>19263507
If that's Hong Kong it's probably bc the comunist party announced there going to start but fucking them at the party congress today.

>> No.19263540

>>19263456

YEAh im holding on to SQQQ
Every retard has fled into Tech and inflated this bubble beyond comparison.
You dont lose till you sell :^)

>> No.19263551

>>19263513
Wonderful response of someone who has no fucking idea what risks are involved right now, but as long as Wall street is saving you from your depression, they are good guys, right? Oh and line must go up too! :)

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>>19263513
>correlation of the VIX to the incel /pol/ and /leftypol/ invasions is real
I figured it was just the USA daytime. Are they bad at night too?

>> No.19263553

fuck china

>> No.19263562

>>19263506
It’s the black scholes equation with a fixed vega I believe.

>> No.19263565

>>19263540
>SQQQ
The friction on that is so bad if you hold it for a couple months you'll never get your investment back.

>> No.19263573

>>19263500
entertainment outside of tech is fucked... i guess maybe you can negotiate and contract cheaper contracts with entertainers, but you're not looking at the whole world man.... mother nature is culling the weak, and it's completely natural. NIGGERS ARE IMMUNE TO COVID-19 GATHER AROUND WITH FRIENDS AND FAMILY YOU'RE FINE!

>> No.19263579

>>19263562
be careful with black sholes. it's only good for short time horizons.

>> No.19263588

>>19263539
Now that I look at the world chart of stock exchanges yeah, only hong kong is getting raped, china is down a little more than 1% and Japan less than 1%. I hope we dont follow HK's market tomorrow, I got too much in coke and I was hoping to sell tomorrow but that doesnt look like its going to happen

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Can you please not crash?

>> No.19263598

>>19263456
Okay with this I can see you're just shitposting, come on now.

Fuck me for replying to a troll anyway, but some people here may need to hear it. Bad overleveraged businesses SHOULD go bust, that's the free market's way of cleaning house and allowing those resources to be allocated elsewhere for better purposes. All that is happening today is zombie companies are allowed to keep on living while being even more inefficient, unprofitable, and unsustainable.

>> No.19263601

>>19263579
I never do more than monthlies

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What percentage of your portfolio is in ETFs?

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Why are the poos the only ones who are up?

>> No.19263623

>>19263610
%10

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>>19263565
y'know, I had an existential crisis about that a few days ago.
Then i realized is okay.
Ride or Die, baby

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>>19263552
If it was /leftypol/ they would be saying that capitalism is at an end. Anon is just salty that the bears might be right.

>> No.19263635

>>19263485
The Chinese market is even more manipulated than the NYSE. So this means they're planning on tanking themselves.

>> No.19263649

>>19263456
You're a fool if you don't understand that corporations knowingly and willingly abused cheap debt for the last decade to fuel over half of EPS growth and a third of share price increases - artificial growth for shareholders as opposed to long term organic growth for the company that would benefit everyone: the economy, the shareholders, the employees. Rather, they gorged themselves on debt, and yield-chasing investors seeking ever higher yields followed.

Overlevered and complacent, they took huge hits with the volatility spikes that came in late February and early March. Margin calls and deleveraging, massive liquidations, that's what drove the huge declines. The unraveling of the debt bubble was a primary motivator for the Fed to take action - to ensure liquidity as it had all but vanished in the markets (not just equities, mind you). The playbook was the same as 2008, and the companies knew damn well that as long as the Fed would follow it, they wouldn't have to worry about the consequences.

The financial media had been raising the alarm for at least two years. Even as recent as November of last year, WSJ published an in-depth report covering the corporate debt bubble that had built up around the low rate environment established by the Fed. But please, continue sucking Wall Street's cock while they face fuck you, the economy, the government, and the tax payer.

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>>19263588
prediction for tuesday after long weekend?

>>19263631
I think you're right. VIX is a leading indicator, so the screaming retards should be in sometime tomorrow morning.

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It's not that bad.
Other than Hong Kong and China everything else is at -1 Australia and Japan.
Europe is about to open and by 8am it'll be -.2% for America. We'll end in the green tomorrow at 4 pm. You see it here first

>> No.19263665

>>19263635
Thats hong kong, china is down less than 2%. Apparently China is about to ass rape HK and thats why their market is crashing

>> No.19263671

Oh man, wait for the Europeans to see this shit when they wake up

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>>19263610
100% right now buts all safe divvy shit (SPHD, PEY, some boomer bond etfs) while I wait for the cheapies

>> No.19263680

>>19263622
Not sure, NIFTY is down though.

>> No.19263690

>>19263665
don't copy me!
>>19263539

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>>19263649
>You're a fool if you don't understand that corporations knowingly and willingly abused cheap debt for the last decade to fuel over half of EPS growth and a third of share price increases - artificial growth for shareholders as opposed to long term organic growth for the company that would benefit everyone: the economy, the shareholders, the employees. Rather, they gorged themselves on debt, and yield-chasing investors seeking ever higher yields followed.
absolutely based. Smart and based. The sheer number of times this has had to have been typed out is fucking ridiculous. Hopefully anons can glean something from this. Potentially, literally and unironically, return to "normal"

>> No.19263696

>>19263579
>>19263562
vega and rho change all the time... just understanding greeks is good... i mean it's still a great model... I can't think of a better framework it's absolutely so simple... the truth is vega changes on each option regarding to the bookies. and open interest... there's way more depth and more ways to work with options, but the fundamentals are never a bad place to start. the key is finding a buyer or seller and exchanging... watching the spread... l
if you book an option, remember what the spread was say it's 40 cents... and what your profit target is... add another 40 cents to that target to count for the spread on your exit... I mean... if the buy is 2 bucks and the sell is 1.50 add another 50 cents to your target profit, and trade... but when you get whipsawed and stop loss hunted don't blame the market for being manipulated... if that's the case play their game and don't even bitch.

>> No.19263705

>>19263622
Because poos are our based caucasoid brothers, FUCK INSECTS.

>> No.19263710

>>19263499
post a picture of your feet

>> No.19263713

>>19263656
Literally anything can happen from now until then, impossible to have any kind of idea at this point. Hopefully Trump and China dont get into a dick measuring contest, hopefully some good news about vaccines come out, hopefully more states ease up restrictions, and hopefully Iran or the jews dont start another fucking war

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>>19263101
None.
I finally, finally come to terms with what is happening here.

The Federal government has given up all pretenses that we have free markets. They will manipulate this shit out markets them no matter the cost. They don't care about your future. They don't care about the dollar. They don't care about purchasing power. They don't care about national security. They don't care about any of it. Logic doesn't matter. Fundamentals don't matter. Long term outlook doesn't matter. The viability of the underlying business doesn't matter. Technicals don't matter.

The Federal government only cares about secondary markets. We could all be eating cardboard and the dollar could be worth less than a seashell, but they would make damn well sure the market would is neon fucking green. Forever.

Just ask yourself one question: am I betting against the Fed? Now that I've finally let go of everything but this singular question, I'm making money in this clown world.

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>>19263665
Tanks rolling in soon

>> No.19263719

>>19263656
essential pits

>> No.19263725

>>19263664
Things are so fucked right now. The valuation of FAANG + M makes no sense. They're not immune from a global depression just bc they use computers!

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>>19263588
I bought KO calls today ;_;

>>19263598
Except it’s not just over-leveraged businesses that can’t survive months of mandatory closures. What the fuck? Damn near every small business would implode regardless of whether or not they were smart with savings and debt. The only businesses to survive would be the megacaps.

How much suffering to justify your libertarian ideals? We don’t have a completely free market and we never did, nor should we. There need to be regulations or you’re going to have people being traded like cattle and harvested for organs, and whatever sick shit I can’t even think of.

I did not like the easing we had done on the way into this. I do not like the way we’ve been cutting taxes and increasing spending. But this is an actual fucking once in a century crisis. It’s time to sort out your ideals from your principles. Maximizing human suffering to try for some ideal is not worth it to me as a matter of principle.

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>>19263665
>>19263718
Meanwhile from the CCP mouthpiece

>> No.19263747

>>19263696
That's fine. I'm trying to write a program to take advantage of the assumptions inherent in Black Sholes pricing model. It's really good for the most part.

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>>19263713
>vaccines
>hopefully more states ease up restrictions
aren't these contradictory? I hate these bubble market dynamics.
>tfw 26 year old boomer

>> No.19263767

>>19263710
Fuck you. I will butt fuck you nigger.

>> No.19263773

>futures down 0.5%
>Bobos start posting manifestos about the fall of western civilization

>> No.19263777

>>19263738
I would be very happy to be locked in a room alone in a room with this "journalist" for 30 minutes
honestly anything he says just makes me want to hurt him more

>>19263767
don't be gay

>> No.19263778

>>19263725
Everyone is online, it actually does make sense that they are at all time highs right now

>> No.19263791

>>19263738
>US can't support this level of military spending forever
You can tell the chinks don't understand America at all.

>> No.19263797
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>>19263728
Its ok anon, we can lose money together, wih any luck youll get your money back next week

>> No.19263803

>>19263773
>.66

>> No.19263806
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Holy shit these candles HSI.

>> No.19263810

>>19263048
Reminder that bears are lispy cocksuckers that wear cuck masks while they drive.

>> No.19263817

>>19263725
Amazon and Microsoft actually make more money during this assuming most of it is temporary and these cunt politicians stop playing with People's lives by looking at everything as a one variable issue and forgetting the trade offs of things. It's beyond retarded that everything is still closed when we've figured out that is way deadlier than everyone thought.

Google did get it on ad revenue and Netflix is overpriced for sure. Facebook I could give a fuck desu. Never cared for that company so I don't really have an opinion

>> No.19263819
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>>19263725
>FAANG + M
>not FAGMAN
boooooooo

>> No.19263826

>>19263773
Sadly bobos are making more sense than bulls right now, but cheering or either "team" is retarded.

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>>19263622
India is the new China. The superpower meme was true.

>> No.19263832
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HK IS .17% AWAY FROM BREAKERS

>> No.19263840

>>19263817
Way Less deadlier I meant

>> No.19263844

>>19263791
They're not really wrong, just wrong on the time scale. The decline of America will happen over decades, not years.

>> No.19263846

>>19263777
It's not gay if I'm the one doing the fucking.

>>19263778
This is a really dumb first order midwit take.

Google and FB are advertising companies. Advertising is discretionary and taking a massive hit. AAPL makes luxury electronic goods. Consumer demand has fallen off a cliff and will keep falling. Microsoft is B2B company. Companies will be looking to cut back on their software spending.

Netflix doesn't make money anyway (except when the pandemic forced them to shut down all production). It could maintain it's valuation bc it's purely speculative anyway.

Amazon is real but will take a hit due to increase costs and decrease of market size. It'll make up for it by increasing its market share.

>> No.19263847
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>>19263832
.12% NOW

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>>19263819
nice

>> No.19263856
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19263856

Who Covered Calls Crew?

>> No.19263858
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>>19263844
>The decline of America will happen
bro...

>> No.19263863

>>19263622
the average indian's immune system is so strong from the dozens of nurgle plagues rampaging throughout india that covid is a joke to them

>> No.19263871

>>19263817
Amazon is gaining market share in a shrinking market. It will have massive costs to deal with virus. They announced it in the last earnings call.

>> No.19263881

>>19263856
Yes

>> No.19263882

>>19263622
I got to hand it to India they have the best index name. Nifty 50, golden.

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>>19263767
>>19263710
My toe healed really well in 5 days.

>> No.19263888

>>19263829
I fucking hate this. Just bring the jobs back.

>> No.19263891

>>19263871
Called it

>> No.19263892

>>19263778
All the profit of these companies is inevitably ad based or subscription based, except for shit like AWS and Azure, which are dependent on SMBs being retarded and dumping huge money on cloud offerings.
The upcoming crisis will be the destruction of the middle class. Millions of jobs aren't coming back any time soon, and the extra unemployment cash will run out eventually. People won't be able to afford consoomption, which is the basis of EVERYTHING. Ads are worthless if the people seeing them can't buy your shit. Having extremely detailed advertising profiles on borderline homeless people isn't worth much.

>> No.19263897

>>19263847
omg

>> No.19263899
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.9% UNTIL BREAKERS HIT

>> No.19263911

>>19263829
Kek
>>19263858
Are you saying it hasn't been slowly downhill after the 50's?

>> No.19263913
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ITS OVER 5% BREAKERS HIT BREAKERS HIT

>> No.19263931

>>19263892
t. R*dditor who missed the bottom

>> No.19263938
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>>19263913

>> No.19263939

>>19263913
Aren't breakers at 7 percent

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HOLY SHIT ITS STILL DROPPING EVEN AFTER BREAKERS HIT WTF

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>>19263913
Are you looking at futures or something? Look at the actual index.
We're down 5.5% now.

>> No.19263946

>>19263939
First breaker is at 5% for 15 minutes.

>> No.19263949

>>19263339

Fuck you dipshit

The sooner we crash the better. Prolonging the pain will make the social effects worse. Stop concern trolling you paid shill tinydick.

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WEW

>> No.19263958

>>19263942
>1337
Heh

>> No.19263974

>>19263456

Paid troll

(Giving me headache!)

>> No.19263975

>>19263950
>chink futures
lmao

>> No.19263978

>>19263949
This

>> No.19263980

What do you think the impact will be on the US market on open?

>> No.19263982

>>19263942
Thats what I said, over 5%, im talking about down not up, for some reason its still dropping even though HK breakers hit at 5%, unless they changed it

>> No.19263984

>>19263958
am i missing something? my chart hasn't moved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

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>>19263950
Is this bad for American markets? I'm scarred guys

>> No.19263989

>>19263975
lmaooooo beat em and skin em alive

>> No.19263996

>>19263984
Baggie stfu, Jesus fucking christ you are dating an asian 40 year old chick with a receding hairline worse than yours. Dude wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.19263998

>>19263987
It's definitely bad for Asian markets. It's likely sort of bad for US and EU markets.

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This is FREE money
https://www.cki.com.hk/english/hongKong/home/index.htm


4.82% of income from china and hk
HK contributes less than 1% of their total income
https://www.cki.com.hk/english/ourBusiness/home/inv_cn.htm
China is not affected by the bill

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this is the face of despair

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>>19264008
wrong picture

>> No.19264035

>>19263987
China is a huge economy and we source our industry from them.

>> No.19264038

>>19263728
This is a joke right? FISCAL stimulus is what's saving the small businesses right now. Not MONETARY stimulus, which is the job of the Fed. And the fact that listed companies and other larger business entities that have access to credit or can raise capital through other means is precisely what will result in mostly the larger businesses surviving. The Fed is attempting to prop up corporate America right now, and the larger, ideally more credit-worthy businesses that are responsible for massive employment. This is necessary, due to it being the lesser of two evils; but, those same corporations are largely responsible for putting themselves into the situation of being overlevered without sufficient liquid assets (partly because shareholders don't take kindly to that old-fashioned idea) to cover themselves in the event of a downturn. And the funny part? The Fed jawboning resulted in those same companies piling on even MORE debt, which is what got us into the situation we saw unfurl in March.

But back to the small business failures: that's being handled by FISCAL stimulus, the domain of Congress. The legislature is what's allocation spending to ensure that the SBA and the PPP loans cover as many small businesses with no other credit access and means of lasting through the downturn. The sad part is it will not be enough. The applications vastly outweigh the acceptances. The Main Street lending program that the Fed will kickoff soon will hopefully ease the burdens of the relatively inefficient PPP loan process and limited funding pools, but we'll see.

>morally superior
Get over it. Nobody acted responsible. Nobody acted righteous. And the longer we continue to plaster over the facade, the harder the inevitable fall will be. This is no longer about what's right, it's what needs to be done to prevent long-term detrimental consequences.

>> No.19264049

>>19263996
I look forward to her being over 100 years old and her being there the whole fucking way....

>> No.19264050

>>19263987
not necessarily but we'll see

>> No.19264052

2 RED DAYS IN A ROW IS NOT ACCEPTABLE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JEROME

>> No.19264057

heading down to the local kfc, last calls for food

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>>19264035
>>19263987
>>19263950
>>19263975
>>19263832
>>19263665
>>19263664
Free money alert
Hong Kong contributes less than 1% of their total income
The rest is from utilities colonization

>> No.19264065

>>19264052
JEROME SEND THE PRINTER TO HONG KONG

>> No.19264066

>>19264015
you have no idea how much that woman means to me.

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What the fuck is happening

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>>19263855
of all the stupid acronyms in accounting and finance, FAGMAN makes it all worthwhile.

>>19263987
I'm not super convinced, desu.

>>19264038
>the relatively inefficient PPP loan process
https://blockchain.news/news/justin-sun-tron-receive-2-million-us-government-aid-coronavirus-relief
I just hope they get to the right hands. The first round didn't go so well.

>> No.19264083

>>19264066
her womb is barren and will never produce children

>> No.19264085

>>19264074
I closed my short, LOL.

>> No.19264090

>>19264074
Uso is getting closed

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>>19264074
You could have listened to me and the tankies.

>> No.19264095

>>19264083
we'll prove you wrong asshole.

>> No.19264100

>>19264074
tankertrannies will call this a victory only to cry themselves to a noose when they realize no investors give a shit about tankers

>> No.19264109

>>19264093
>>19264100
watch tankertrash drop another 5% anyways

>> No.19264113

6% here we come!

>> No.19264114

>>19264038
>This is no longer about what's right
It kind of is. However, doing the right thing is not necessarily doing a good thing. People seem to forget or don't understand that.

>> No.19264119

>>19264038
Based thank you, I was too tired to respond to his bullshit.

Also the PPP is deeply flawed, many small businesses are shying away because they won't be allowed to reduce payroll if they take the loan, and that will only cement their bankruptcy. Or, the ones that were going under even pre-corona can just take the free money and go bankrupt anyway. I'm not saying the PPP isn't good for a lot of small businesses but it also has a lot of harmful side effects that I think we'll start to see later this year

>> No.19264127

>>19264113
dude london open hasn't started russia is going to prop this shit up in ways that has already been facilitated by the saudi's... you're just ignorant to what's actually fucking going on.

>> No.19264128

i'm already in undervalued divvy stocks, and I'm going to be holding for a couple years to hopefully double or triple my gambles by then
how worried should I be about this hang seng shit? My shit has already been green relatively consistently unlike the overvalued AMD/TSM shit

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>>19264100
>>19264109
tbqh it's probably already priced in

>> No.19264144

tomorrow's going to be red isn't it

god dammit China you fucking chink bastards, you ruin everything

>> No.19264147

>>19263101
always do the opposite of what futures say

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>Hang Seng -6%
ITS ALMOST OVER

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>>19263631
I didn't say THIS is lefty pol, fucking obviously.

And I'm not salty about the market taking another hit. I'm sick of THIS guy and other retards like him and their bullshit. They can't stand that Powell has prevented literal blood on the streets. We would have riots and flaming cars and building jumpers. He wishes all of Ackman's bullshit came to pass.

All of the fiscal and monetary policy up until now was reckless and far too loose. But overreacting in this crisis is a hell of a lot better than underreacting.

>>19264038
>FISCAL stimulus is what's saving the small businesses right now. Not MONETARY stimulus
It certainly could be. If you think the PPP is doing a good job, and that it's appropriate for the banks to be deciding who lives and who dies with the money conngress alots them, great. It's a hell of a lot better than what I expected, but it's totally fucking fucked mate, big time.

I've determined you're either:
A. just fucking with me
B. the type of guy who likes to argue and never cede ground

>>19263797
The question is if I try to lock in profits in my green positions... I guess it depends on how red tomorrow is.

Good luck tomorrow.

>>19263819
Naisu pantsu!
Why the fuck are shimapan so fucking cute. It doesn't make any sense, it's just striped briefs. but damn it's sexy and cute.

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what was THAT?!

>> No.19264166

>>19264144
Yes, but it shouldnt be as bad as HK based on other markets right now, Europe will make it more clear how fucked we are when they open

>> No.19264181

>>19264166
>London
i hope it doomps.

>> No.19264185

>>19264119
Everything about the last 10 years screams moral hazard. This isn't anything new or secret. Everyone knew the game from the start. Question is, are we at the end. The second government support wanes, it'll be a race for the exits.

>> No.19264187

Relax everybody, Jerome doesn’t wake up for another few hours

>> No.19264191

>>19264131
I miss baseball... I miss my grandfather telling me stories about sneaking into the yankee's statidum locker room meeting guys like babe ruth and lou gherig when he was an orphan just running around in the bronx as a kid... fucking asshole had no family so lied and went into the ww2 at 16 years old and fuck... i guess im carrying his y-chromosome... he was an amazing man... I'm truly blessed I got to lay him to rest next to his wife that day.... the salute and flag folding at the cemetary, taps and the salute... I wish I was able to spend more time with him when he had his health.

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this website is pretty cool

https://nakedshortreport.com/

>> No.19264200

>>19264156
not going to lie, seeing building jumpers would be kind of cool

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>>19264195

this is bullish as fuck actually

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It's not going to be a comfy day. I can feel it.

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Is this finally, really, actually, seriously it?

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>>19264195
My horny side wants to click but my hatred of jews and their tricks is too strong. Nice try rabbi

>> No.19264228

>>19264200
when i was younger i used to do shit like that... I'd climb shit and jump, could be a bigger than 10 foot fall down, but just land and roll... i care too much about getting injured now... I fell off a chairlift snowboarding onto a fence. landed on my side fucked my breathing up for a few days, but got out there again kept getting injured and then just gave that shit up one summer because I found drugs and how to make money....

>> No.19264233

>>19264225
dont click it faggot

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>>19264233

>> No.19264254

looking back now... it's amazing i'm actually alive. i did some really stupid shit. Most of my friends that were with me have all passed away... shit 4 fucking dudes.... they were close as hell to me.

>> No.19264257

1 hour and 20 mins until Britbong market open.

>> No.19264261

>>19264202
That was before the chinks decided to crash the markets with their chink shit

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>>19263649
>You're a fool if you don't understand that corporations knowingly and willingly abused cheap debt for the last decade
this is a known fact, even the twitter normies know that. Even the twitter normies that pop up on my feed realize Coronavirus Crash will be the patsy for all of that.

HOPEFULLY they'll realize that the policymakers are in on it, and there is no substantial division between the two parties. That they cooperate to keep eachother inn power and make sure there's never any real choice or third party. Ah fuck no they won't.

I don't think this is the time to let it all hit the fan at once. I think it'll punish the innocent far more than anyone else. In times of great crisis, it's always the poor who suffer. They can glamourize the french revolution, how it started at the top, but I very much doubt it wasn't the poor who got buttfucked the most.

>> No.19264276

>>19264109
Yeah I feel like nothing matters for tankers anymore if supercontango doesn't happen.
Good long term outlook - goes down
Great quarterlies - goes down
Big divvies - goes down
Tension with China - goes down
Storage not actually being drawn down - goes down

Oil price quivers? OH MY GOD MAYBE THIS IS IT BECAUSE WHAT EVEN IS A TANKER OTHERWISE?

>> No.19264278

>>19264254
the oldest would be 33 now... damn... non of us went to the armed forces or anything we all went to college... shit... drugs are good and bad.

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>>19264265
*BBRRAAAAAPPPP*
SNIIIFFFFFFFFF

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2nd leg down confirmed see you at 0 buy guns

>> No.19264320

>>19264156
As other posters already said, the PPP loans are fucked and have been from the beginning, for reasons I assume we both know at this stage since we already agree. That's likely one reason the Main Street lending program came about. And yes, the Fed absolutely had to backstop the resulting lack of liquidity in markets and simultaneously re-assure corporations that they would provide access to credit for longer-term funding in the event that this situation drags on. Nobody disagrees about the necessity of the Fed's actions.

The point being is not that they were necessary, it's that it was enabled by dovish Fed (in)action and corporate greed, and the people that support the two. Had corporate responsibility been a hallmark lesson that we learned from the GFC, the extent of what we're dealing with would have been greatly reduced. The markets crashed because of the unraveling of the debt bubble, not CV. CV was simply the trigger. It could have been anything, and the longer that the debt bubble dragged on (drags on, really) the more violent and devastating it will be when it (if at this stage) unravels. Greed is what wiped out pension funds, 401ks, and retirement savings. The real economy tanking only magnifies the pain.

>>19264265
Absolutely, which is why the point needs to be made clear and hammered home anytime it gets brought up.

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Remember, friends:
You aren't shorting America,
You're shorting the corporations that ruined it.

It's time to wipe the slate clean.

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>2nd leg down confirmed see you at 0 buy guns

>> No.19264329

im loading up on inverse chinese etf today and you cant stop me

>> No.19264335
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How come every general on any board has that one clinically insane resident autist making non sensical posts all day long begging for attention.
Is this website just a chatroom for schizoids?

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19264342

Why did Jerome abandon us?

>> No.19264343

>>19264283
based

>> No.19264350

>>19264327
>>19264326
>>19264312
Hate to burst your bubble but look at every other market open. Hong Kong is the only one getting raped like this. Everyone els eis down less than 2%

>> No.19264355

>>19264350
Cope

>> No.19264357

>>19264283
doggy style isn't my thing... i do it sometimes, but im not a fan of the poop hole... i usually just use my hands to rub her neck shoulders in a massage that trapesius muscle or what ever between the shoulders that goes to the neck... she loves it when i touch her back and stuff.. one time we were fucking and she got a cramp so bad i could feel it was like a rock in her thy... once she caught her breath and the pain subsided... oh nevermind...

shit stinks and i've never had real sex because im not married.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_L4Rixya64

>> No.19264361

>>19264355
Why is Japan down less than 1%?

>> No.19264362

what the fuck is this schizo going on about

>> No.19264369

>>19264350
At this stage, I wouldn't be surprised if they're only waiting to see how the US market reacts. We've driven the others throughout this and will continue to do so, I imagine.

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>>19264335

>> No.19264377

i think the chinks realized their government is full of shit and that they are enduring a massive second wave. the CCP has been hoarding medical equipment again. i pray for millions of dead chinks.

>> No.19264380

>>19264362
Just the /smg/ village idiot, don't bully him

>> No.19264382

>>19264214
No.

>> No.19264392

>>19264361
Nikkei is always more stable than the rest of the world. Japan never falls as easily as the rest.

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Am I finally going to let go of these bags today?

>> No.19264406

>>19264312
We've been through this already silly bear. End of April dow was at 24600

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>>19264335
lurk moar newfag

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Ahhhh home from work, let's just check how futures are doing...
>>19264320
And now even normals are acutely aware that the fed has prioritized equities in the short term over the economics on the ground. Whether that was necessary to protect jobs or what can be debated forever, it won't matter in the eyes of the average person. The fed basically permanently damaging their credibility spooks the fugg out of me, they barely retained control of the descent in March. Imagine if they try n pull negative rates :<
>>19264329
based

>> No.19264423

>>19264393
Probably not, I expect youll only make another 400 give or take

>> No.19264426
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>>19264327
>he didnt get prepared

How're you gonna ~soiboi~ post when youre 6 feet under?

>> No.19264430

>>19264361
>>19264392
Because BoJ is holding the majority of shitcoins over there. Nikkei225 is done.

>> No.19264435

>>19264426
>prepped la croix sewer water
god bears are retarded

>> No.19264454

>>19264426
Based Raider here
Thanks for doing the hard work LOL

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>>19264426
The nukes will melt your plastic gun, get a man gun

>> No.19264464

Oh wow this is it. This is the rug pull. This is a chance for me to make generational wealth if I go all in on TQQQ puts.

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>>19263987
Everyone here should have expected tomorrow to be red, with the pumping that's happened, and it's friday and before a 3 day weekend, but it's not going to be q huge crash

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>>19264464
You didn’t buy TVIX at close lmso

>> No.19264492

>>19264462
It is a CZ.

>> No.19264494

>>19264468
HK hit circuit breakers, UK retail is about to tank us. We open at 290 and limit down by 10.

>> No.19264506
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>glance in thread
>doom posting
>check futures
>bounced right off of 2915
IT'S STILL STUCK IN THE HOURLY RANGE YA GOOFS

That's enough /smg/ for me this evening. See ya around closing bell. Remember to buy airlines.

>> No.19264513

>>19264462
dude they are making ghost guns with better shit than plastic.... stop being retarded.

>> No.19264522

>>19264506
Are you memeing or just retarded?

>> No.19264525

>>19264462
>>19264513
how the fuck do i have a fucking hand in every market of fucking shit that exists and will exist... I need to sleep at least 2 hours.

>> No.19264528

>>19264373
>>19264411
>blogposting 20 hours at a stretch on biz
>somehow Im the newfag
I guess the tranny is kind of right to use this as his tumblr as long as there are cucks like you to upvote and defend her.
Kys I guess

>> No.19264531

>>19264393
Pajama traders are working hard tonight. Don't get your hopes up, furry one. Just take a look at some of that buy volume, particularly in the past few minutes.

>>19264413
I'm not sure how much the average Joe will understand the impact of negative rates, but at least (thus far) Powell has been mostly firm about avoiding them. I believe they were brought up in the FOMC minutes, but it seems like they're not at that impasse yet.
>Permanently damaging their credibility and barely retained control of the descent in March.
The former is to be expected at this point, and why I've also been a staunch believer that markets cannot reach ATHs again by the election without causing a massive political shit-storm. The latter is what's really worrying. It means there will have to be an inevitable unraveling in the not-too-distant future, and unlike 2018, additional taper tantrums won't stop the Fed this time. If they don't unwind, it will only magnify the issue the next time this happens.

>> No.19264548

>>19264522
its anime faggot, hes always wrong and cringe ontop of it

>> No.19264549

>>19264462
How did you not recognize it was a CZ 75 in his pic? The slide is unique and iconic. Every poly 75 I've seen is tan.

>>19264513
You are a fucking retard with no knowledge of anything. Stop replying to shit so I can stop accidentally seeing your post through the filter.

>> No.19264557

>>19264494
niggers, uk is all about energy and fucking precious metals... I hope you held my portfolio buffet of options. I learned everything from fucking everybody, but mostly this thread and capitalists.

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>>19264413
>prioritized equities in the short term
Eh... Do you mean just generally in the past decade or so? That might be forgotten about in the carnage, and can be rationalized as trying to keep americans employed. I really don't see negative rates happening.

Americans would rather argue about whether or not abortion should be a federal crime than learn about the federal reserve. Those twitter normies are a minority but they are waking up a bit. It's no longer just investors, cryptidiots, and SchiffCücks

>>19264482
No, I bought UVXY.

I accidentally bought it in my IRA so I sold and rebought in my normal account. Now I wish I had both stacks...

>>19264435
now now, just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it...

>> No.19264584

>>19264557
Dude, are you nuts? Literally are you insane, as in crazy, as in coocoo

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>>19264549
I gave you a blueprint of what to buy at 3:55, pick a loser you'll fucking laugh at the returns from the worst.

>> No.19264598

>>19264584
hes trying to get a 50 year old gook pregnant, of course hes insane

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BULLS
ARE
KILL

>> No.19264611

>>19264506
>buying airlines right before they are about to plunge
Just walk away from the computer. You should not be trading.

>> No.19264618

>>19264265
>even the twitter normies know that. Even the twitter normies that pop up on my feed realize Coronavirus Crash will be the patsy for all of that.
doubt.jpg

>> No.19264634

QQQ will not exist in 2 years. Screenshot this post.

>> No.19264636

>>19264611
Stock market is looking into the future. Airlines will be back to profitable in a decade, time to buy now to get the real gains.

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>>19264413
>>19264329
You guys really think there's still room for CHAD/YANG? You think this pain will last?

Fuck... I should probably dump my BILI and get some inverse?

>>19264618
You're right, it wasn't in my feed, it was a comment on one of Cramer's twitter posts.

>>19264600
You sure you zoomed in enough there?

>> No.19264659 [DELETED] 

>>19264584
uhh... most likely i'm just more experienced and prefer not to waste an opportunity... life is too short and adversity gives me inspiration to be stronger... i don't think i'm crazy, but i've seen enough shit.... and this song goes out to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA-SDA_VtMc

>> No.19264662

>>19264641
Even better pic. Triple top confirmed into rejection. Back to 279.

>> No.19264678

>>19264634
witnessed

now that I think about it, is there a chance the Hong Kong investors will flee into another market, like America's?

>> No.19264681

>>19263048
Are we shorting China next week

>> No.19264717

>>19264531
Maybe I'm too paranoid, but their insistence that negative rates won't happen makes me assume they've at least been considering it. Hopefully they've learned from stuff like March 3 n 16th and realize that a knee-jerk cut would probably fuel disorder rather than stopping it. You're right tho, this puts us into a situation where if there is another dip it sure as heck won't be a V out of it
>>19264570
I think more people are onto this than you'd think. Articles (as dumb as CNBC is) like this one point to everyone doing at least a little reading in economics the last couple months. Every one of my irl friends has a robinhood now, and while I'm not saying that their volume is significant, I think a surprising % of people at least googled "Federal Reserve" in the last 2 months
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/21/many-americans-used-part-of-their-coronavirus-stimulus-check-to-trade-stocks.html
>>19264641
no idea kekkies I just want Chinar to crash so my short goes well :3

>> No.19264718

HK is discounting another riot.

>> No.19264729

>>19264598
give me one good reason to not embrace being the father of her child... my cock and sperm can work on any pussy... it's not about the sex, it's about raising values and the bonds life lessons that create opportunities for the children to become successful too... life and business should always be win win win... or don't do it. i'm so in love if there's a cure. fuck it. give me another 200 life time sentances to only marrying this one person. I accept my fate.

>> No.19264732

How do I short Hong Kong?

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>>19264681
>>19264732
>China unleashes new virus on the world.
>Covers up critical data regarding virus.
>Western nations relocate supply chains to be less dependent on corrupt, lying, backstabbing, thieving Chinese.
China shorted itself, mate.

>>19264717
It hasn't been much of a V out of this one either.

>> No.19264764

>5% drop
>TIME TO SHORT

I wonder why we don't make money.

>> No.19264771

>>19264732
https://dlc.socgen.com/en/product/terms/code/CPSW
here's a 7x leveraged etf

>> No.19264786

>>19264426
ditch the water bottles for polypropylene drums
you also need a lot more food

>> No.19264791

>>19264732
at this point just back the fuck off from that trade and look at a safe haven, stop trying to trade volatility behind the whipsaw like a moron and fucking focus on real opportunities.

>> No.19264793

>>19264426
thats literally nothing I have more in my cupboards

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How can Bullfags seriously sit there and tell me that THIS SHIT is normal, fine, and Priced in?

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>>19264786
I have all this shit too and a freezer full of meat.
Were you the one who recommended vacuum bags in a bucket to store rice and flower?
Its still a work in progress.
I bought some mask filters and a fatass first aid kit during the dip in panic

>> No.19264826

>>19264815
Its a manmade recession -_-
The jobs will come back once everyone starts again

>> No.19264831

>>19264815
>people will get jobs back in time
>helicopter money keeps people spending and consooming

>> No.19264844

>>19264426
i'd keep the bottles in the case they came in so it's easier to carry and pack... do you even have a clue what you're trying to pull here? I have over a 2 year supply of freeze dried food for 4 people and you're calling your self a prepper?

>> No.19264859

>>19264826
>>19264831
How when literally half of these jobs are now on the automation chopping block? With 'muh health and safety's being the perfect Causus belli?

>> No.19264864

>>19264826
>>19264831
Remember to laugh at these people when unemployment is still double digits in 6 months

>> No.19264886

>>19264826
I hope not, unemployment kicks ass

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China's lap dog

>> No.19264899

>>19264826
a company i know laid off half their staff because of automation during covid

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>>19264826
>>19264831

I thought we passed the Denial phase a while ago..

>> No.19264908

>>19264904
what is there to be angry about?

>> No.19264913

>>19264864
i don't want to laugh at anybody... it's kinda an opportunity of a lifetime and all these resteraunts going belly up is really giving me what I want... i just have to be smart and quick... I got great personel and can employ so many people... i'd uhh make my own dream come true, and you faggots don't even have dreams other than huh, spending my trump bux on stonks and these 2d bitches is lame, look at a real girl with bones in her nose and tattoos those girls are real.....

>> No.19264925

>>19264908
>Fuck bears, they deserve the rope
>nuke China
>attack Venezuela
>we need to go to war with Saudi Arabia

>> No.19264927

>>19264831
...but muh consumers don't consume right now, we are at a deflational phase

...but muh jobs wont come back...because muh companies are not re-hiring or / and are bankrupt or / and are not closing

You can easily check out new jop openings and consumer sentiment statistics etc. not so hard.

>> No.19264936

>>19264925
those sound like things bears would be angry about

>> No.19264944

>>19264927
Consume sentiment and PCE both tanked and will take a long time to recover.

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>>19264826
>>19264831
>>19264899
I'm a VP (not as prestigious as it sounds, that's below SVP and EVP, there are dozens of regular ol VPs) at a very large public healthcare company. On a conference call right now, all the major players are not looking to recall furloughed employees. Too expensive, in fact COVID was a blessing in disguise because it gave them a perfect excuse to get rid of overpaid people and trim the fat.

>> No.19264954

>>19264817
ok that's better, keep building on that
>Were you the one who recommended vacuum bags in a bucket to store rice and flower?
that wasn't me but that's sound advice. mylar bags, oxygen absorbers and food grade buckets are great for getting the most shelf life out of your dry goods

>> No.19264957

>>19264899
that means the automation company gains, its a net gain of gdp

>> No.19264963

>>19264927
yeah it's a fucking tightrope... i'm going to dive in so fucking hard really soon... i'm actually happier now than I have ever been in my life.. I'm looking forward to walking away proud and happy... satisfied that I achieved my goal, and ultimately have to scale it and get bigger.. more shit... im fucking too damn ambitious, but i'm young enough as long as i'm giving people work and they do their fucking job... i'm happy.

>> No.19264970

>>19264826
Delusion

>> No.19264989

Baking

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>>19264913
my restaurant will be better than yours

>> No.19265005

>>19264994
baggies restaurant will serve gook specialties like dog and cat

>> No.19265009

New

>>19265000
>>19265000
>>19265000

>>19265000
>>19265000
>>19265000

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3400 EOY

>> No.19265027

>>19264815
At least 1/3rd of the unemployment apps are being rejected due to false claims. Another 1/3rd are "laid off" so they can get a paid vacation on the government's dime.

>> No.19265384

>>19263093
mane