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>> No.19260275
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>>19260245
All the COVID-19 stocks were down and all the Weed stocks are up.

>> No.19260290

>>19260275

can someone just invent smoking covid already so everyone can win?

>> No.19260295

Who else feeling BIG GREEN ENERGY for tomorrow?

>> No.19260302
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i have $500 in every airline except southwest because its too expensive already

>> No.19260307

still balls deep in bear etfs like a god damn idiot. get me off this wild ride

>> No.19260312

>>19260302
Delta/AA

>> No.19260313

How can anyone be fucking bearish on airlines?

>> No.19260317

holy crap guys I saw a terrorist attack this morning apparently. O_O

>> No.19260327

>>19260307
just hold on for a little longer, there's light at the end of the tunnel eventually.

>> No.19260336

>>19260313
Bankruptcy?

>> No.19260358

>>19260313
I’m not bearish, I’m indifferent. I just stay away from them

>> No.19260380
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>mfw checked futures and realized bobo has been btfo again

>> No.19260391

>>19260313
Omae wa mou broke nigga

>> No.19260394
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>>19260258
Name a single law that affected you negatively.
I can at least point to some strange new and ineffective gun laws, because I own a ton of them. But Brits cant even own a glock.


Meanwhile I can name like 50 things that improved and got easier. Yes, each country loses some power to a bigger parliament and gouvernment but life just got way easier for every individual and every business.
Especially because Germany forced its consumer protection laws on everyone, which are some of the best in the world.
I can go over to Milan to work, use my health insurance for free in Croatia and then sell stuff to a business in Romania without ever having to deal with any gouvernment or border.

>> No.19260396

>>19260313
Probably by looking at a chart... stuff on a strong downtrend tends to stay on a strong downtrend until some news or something reverses it. These companies will be in trouble for a while and their stock can keep dropping with more bankruptcy news. Sure they may recover one day and you can keep "buying the dips" every time but you will lose money in the short term holding these turds. Some may fold and others take their place, are you sure you're betting on the right ones?

>> No.19260414

>>19260392
Dont worry. Im retarded but I knew what they were doing like 5 minutes after earnings rockted them higher.
Me hodling them destroyed like 40% of these gains though. Dudeweed is pump and dump

>> No.19260422

>>19260394
easy, pattern day trader law O_O

>> No.19260430
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CHEERS TO SPY!

What's /smg/ drinking tonight?

>>19260317
YUCK you're in Corpus?
Did He use a GPRO?

>> No.19260445

>>19260313
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_airline_bankruptcies_in_the_United_States
Just buy JETS if you want to safely baghold for 1-2+ years

>> No.19260454

>>19260422
I think that was made by the SEC, not the EU m8.

>> No.19260490
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19260490

How long to hold RTX?

It keeps going up.

>> No.19260496

BVLL BVLL BVLL!
V SHAPED RECOVERY BABY!

>> No.19260504

>>19260445
I want to point out that you will find United, American, and Delta on that list

>> No.19260508

>>19260430
Any sauce on that picture?

>> No.19260515

>>19260302
I have 50 shares of southwest I bought before the recent pump feelsgoodman

>> No.19260538

>>19260302
I have 500 shares DAL I got at 18 a couple weeks ago.

>> No.19260545

>>19260295
Exclusively faggots.

>> No.19260553
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When will you join Covered Calls Crew?

>> No.19260556

>>19260396
https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput

News you say?

>> No.19260566

>>19260317
>>19260430
Corpus? I grew up there. Did something relevant happen there that I missed?

>> No.19260568

Is INO just meme vaccine shit

>> No.19260584

>>19260302
100 shares luv at 24.95
50 shares all at 27.sumthin
Can’t wait to get some polos

>> No.19260589

>>19260566
Terriorist failed bad. They killed him. One innocent with minor injuries.

>> No.19260606

sitting comfy in cash waiting for tomorrow's dip

>> No.19260613

>>19260490
hold until next crash. buy in on bottom.

>> No.19260619
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Got puts in Alibaba for the earnings. Did I fuck up?

>> No.19260625
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ITS HAPPENING

>> No.19260648
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>>19260508
https://yande.re/post/show/381560

>>19260317
did you see somone get erik'ed?

>> No.19260650

>>19260556
Ooh! This is useful data. Thanks for the link.

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>>19260625
huh.
well China just announced they're not predicting GDP because CoronaVirus, and markets HATE uncertainty...

>> No.19260676

>>19260589
Niice. Was he mexican?

>> No.19260678

>>19260430
>What's /smg/ drinking tonight?
red wine I opened last night w/o finishing
hopefully it's not too bad.. but it's a screwtop so I'm hopeful
just got off work where I'd been drinking wild turkey for the past 5 hours

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>>19260556
AHHH

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>>19260658
Its hong kong retard

>> No.19260742

>>19260678
Be careful with the drinking man, I just had a health scare with Chronic pancreatitis.

>> No.19260750

>>19260430
Coke and rum, I see you are drinking your own piss tonight you little bitch.

>> No.19260753

>>19260648
>https://yande.re/post/show/381560
Many thanks.

>> No.19260786
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>>19260723
Seems to be trending up since April.

>> No.19260801

How much does Asian markets affect the U.S.? Legitimately curious

>> No.19260804

>>19260676
Not sure.

>> No.19260805

>>19260556
>https://www.tsa.gov/coronavirus/passenger-throughput
all this does is showcase how much money the airline industry is losing lmfao lack of traffic. How is this bullish?

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Uh oh.

>> No.19260819

fuck i hit the thread cut off... I hope this guy gets the messages from...
>>19260797
>>19259871

>> No.19260826

>>19260801
You realize a good predictor for the markets in the US is just checking both Asian and European markets first. If they are both green US will probably be green.

>> No.19260829

>>19260805
It's more than double what it was a month ago.

>> No.19260834

>>19260786
Given the trend we'll be at 50% capacity in December, except we'll be in "LOCKDOWN 2: Return of the Politicians"

>> No.19260837

>>19260731
V-SHAPED RECOVERY
>>19260786
cope

>> No.19260841

>>19260834
>we'll be in "LOCKDOWN 2: Return of the Politicians"
Spurious assumption.

>> No.19260843

>>19260826
No I didn't realize which is why I asked, trying to learn here bubba, thanks for the info

>> No.19260854

>>19260829
so? it might be 190 again tomorrow... this is hardly news to fuel the airline industry moon mission

>> No.19260859

>>19260805
It shows the losses have hit bottom and have begun to rebound. Airline stocks are so oversold at the moment that any bit of good news will launch them.

>> No.19260865

>>19260843
>https://finviz.com/map.ashx?t=geo
It's good to check this before the markets open in the US.

>> No.19260885

>>19260394
I'm an Irish Australian American tri-citizen. I can do everything you said, plus own my AR's and AK's, plus get attacked by great white sharks XD

>> No.19260888

>>19260859
You keep thinking that. Warren Buffet was asked how to become a millionaire and his answer was become a billionaire first and then invest in the airline industry. Good luck

>> No.19260891

>>19260826
>>19260843
you can also watch DXY? its the dollar index... uhh you can look at the central banks, you can look at all the data, you should read James Wyckoff and Ralph Nelson Elliott... honestly this shit isn't that difficult... put in more effort than your peers and you'll get more results.

>> No.19260896

>>19260854
If it doubles every month it will be at 1.6 million in 3 months. I don't have any airline stocks or calls, just saying fyi.

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>>19260896
PENT UP DEMAND
LETSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19260926

>>19260843
Just so you know it is usually the opposite. What US markets do then the world reacts.

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>>19260888

>> No.19260944

>>19260885
fuckin' oath

>> No.19260959

>>19260888
The position is already up 20% so thanks.

>> No.19260971

>>19260885
I'd never trade my Jewish heritage to be the son of criminals.

>> No.19260987

>>19260801
US futures went red less than 30 mins after Asian markets opened up

>> No.19260995

>>19260971
Why are you here with us instead of fucking your Asian qt3.14?

>> No.19260998

>>19260987
sell yen.... buy gold goyim

>> No.19261002

>>19260859
Not necessarily. Imagine how many of those are flights that were canceled.

Imagine all the planes on the ground so they can service the 10% of demand. And temporally speaking, and politically speaking
there's so much uncertainty that will go forward. And by flu season, what's to say there isn't another lockdown, or that SD policies are reinforced, meaning half-cap flights. And then you've got to consider that isn't at all economical, and so they'll be handed some sort of fucked up ultimatum, maybe subsidized.

Alternatively, all the safeguards are eschewed and life returns to normal, except conscientious boomers don't use planes anymore. That's a major portion of airfare being cut away.

We'll see what precipitates out of this. Don't read anything I've said as certain, but you shouldn't have any certainty of your own either.

>> No.19261006

>>19260742
>Chronic pancreatitis
What were the symptoms? What are you doing to lessen your risk?

>> No.19261008
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>>19260313
Airlines are barley profitable before coronavirus. They gon die

>> No.19261014

>>19260888
>warren buffet
>still relevant
He doesnt even follow the things what he used to preach. His investment advice decades ago are more relevant today than whatever hes saying nowadays

>> No.19261018

>>19260885
>EU citizen can do what other EU citizens can
Wow.

>> No.19261024

This was the first thread when I came on the board and I was successfully fooled into thinking it was actually stickied.

>> No.19261025

>>19260987
Only because of the Chinese gdp guidance.

>> No.19261030

>>19260995
because my time is better spent shit posting while she's cleaning the kitchen

>> No.19261035

>>19260971
What the fuck did you say to me dot txt

>> No.19261043
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>>19261024
We had a sticky once for a day back in March it. It was an exciting time.

>> No.19261050

>>19261030
But you could be banging her on top the kitchen counter. Maybe it is just my dream.

>> No.19261051

>>19261025
hence US markets do react to Asian markets thanks for making my point

>> No.19261056

>>19261024
Get out while you still can

>> No.19261058

>>19260313
39% increase in a week? LMAO nigga that ain't real sustainable

>> No.19261063
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>>19260731
>Its hong kong retard
I know that. You think China's GDP forecasting doesn't effect the rest of Asia, especially Hong Kong? Do you thinnk Hong Kong's economy is some autonomous entity?

You're calling me the retard?

>>19260928
He has a point -__-anon
Airlines have generally been worse investments than most other industries.
Shit margins, high cost, competition forcing fares to the bottom, no customer loyalty, etc.

>>19261008
She cute.
Much cuter than that gross mexican hambeast that one faggot has been posting.

>> No.19261069

>>19261051
Of course they are going to react to big breaking news stories. But normally the US was down today so Asia will be down. And that is still true. The breaking news just made it worse.

>> No.19261079

>>19261002
I get what you are saying but I dont have to imagine, anon. I am a pilot for one of these carriers, and I see the increasing crowds and load factors first hand, as well as the cleaning standards being introduced on aircraft. I fully understand I am about to be called a larper by everyone in this thread.

>> No.19261087

>>19261024
Btfo

>> No.19261099

>>19261002
Not saying that airlines will be back where they were anytime soon but they definitely are in a better shape now compared to a month ago as reflected in their stock price
Sure nothing is certain but the chances that they will end up any worse going forward is pretty low

>> No.19261106

>>19261050
it's granite... it's cold... it's not attractive for a woman to put her ass up on that... plus my girl would be thinking about how she has to wash and disinfect the thing again.... dude you need to develop a relationship and you will understand it's more than just sex for the sake of orgasm... it's the love.

>> No.19261112

>>19261079
>>19261002
Keep in mind a half full plane still needs the same maintaince as a full one.

>> No.19261113

>>19261025
>China’s National People’s Congress has not set a gross domestic product target for the first time as the country faces its most severe economic downturn since the 1970s in the wake of the coronavirus outbreak.
>Only because of the Chinese GDP guidance.
>only
>ONLY
>O N L Y

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>>19261079
>>19261079
>the cleaning standards being introduced on aircraft
Yeah I hear one of the majors is partnering with Clorox. How bullish is that? I think I desperately need to buy back my CLX.

>> No.19261131

>>19261099
They will definitely drop in share price again from here depending on the airline. This was a huge bounce this week but their cash reserves can only last so long before more bad news comes in later this summer. Bookings are up which is good news but expenses of running half full airliners are going to hurt bad and will result in permanent layoffs which will rape the share prices at some point.

>> No.19261133

>>19261113
uhh... pretty good reason to buy some US T-bills, gold and sell your semi-conductors.

>> No.19261143

>>19261112
True, but the aircraft typically only need to be about 60% full to break even. Also, when we parked aircraft we started by parking the ones closest to requiring mandatory inspections and mx.

>> No.19261145

>>19261126
Clorox got the longest lasting trump pump of them all
#FuckTeamLight

>> No.19261151

>>19261143
ehhem... 60% full is now maximum capacity middle seats empty.

>> No.19261164
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This is tense. If this support breaks, there will be a waterfall down.

>> No.19261170

>>19261145
lysol? does lysol from the ftse get any respect on this board?

>> No.19261173

>>19261145
>#FuckTeamLight
Uncalled for. Photons are underappreciated as it is.

>> No.19261174

>>19261143
That's what I thought you would do. That means there will be a fun run on Raytheon engine maintenance soon.

>> No.19261187

>>19261151
I know, but keep in mind that we couldnt get the planes 5% full this time a month ago. I also do not know if they raised ticket prices to offset the loss of capacity.

>> No.19261196

>>19261008

DELET
it hurts

>> No.19261203

>>19261106
38yrs old and my longest relationship is measured in months. Just not my life. Just dreaming the grass is greener, that's all.

>> No.19261206

>>19261164
me used have hope but there totally some sort of mega entity that stopping all breaks downward

we should have hit 2800 like three times today -_-;

>> No.19261218

>>19261174
Raytheon doesnt make engines

>> No.19261228
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FUTURES RED OH GOD OH FUCKKKK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.19261229

>>19261187
they're dropping ticket prices... why don't you do your own research and fucking buy a ticket to go some where... don't even give them the credit card, just ask for a fucking quote.

>> No.19261235

>>19260742
Thanks.. I'll try to keep it in check. I've drank almost every day since about September of last year. Some nights I just don't feel much like it, but most nights I do, even if it is usually just one drink sometimes it isn't. I've gained like 50 lbs

>> No.19261241

>>19261218
Correct, most of the ones ive seen are made by GE or Pratt.

>> No.19261243

>>19261206
Dumb ESL poster. Go shill shitcoins pajeet

>> No.19261244

>>19261218
They do now after the merger...lol

>> No.19261251
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>>19261133
>buy some US T-bills, gold and sell your semi-conductors.
nah
but how about that UVXY?

>>19261145
>Clorox got the longest lasting trump pump of them all
nah, that would be whoever the fuck makes hydroxychoriquin

>>19261170
they're french or british or some shit, so no.

>> No.19261256

>>19261173
>Based
Gamma rays
Infrared
X-Ray
>Not Based
Radio
Microwave
Ultraviolet
>Zzzzzzz
Visible

>> No.19261260

futures are red

>> No.19261261

>>19261229
Because I work there and fly for free.

>> No.19261262

times like these i'm glad i play strangles

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>>19261206
5th wave ended early. Big boys needed a chance to dump onto retail. Indices are into the danger zone. There is no floor until 2820 then 2760 then MUCH lower. Bulls could very easily wake up trapped.

>> No.19261269

>>19261243
you am of dumb and shitcoin O_O

>> No.19261272

>>19261241
Pratt is Raytheon now!!!!

>> No.19261281

Anyone got the divy stock rotation chart

>> No.19261285

>>19261272
Fuck I actually didnt know that.

>> No.19261287

>>19261265
Bro why do you have this image saved you pathetic loser

>> No.19261290

Was gonna go all in on QSR calls but damn this global market tank makes me worried.

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Rate my holds lads

>> No.19261306

Im looking to long term hold some stock. What's a relatively risky play in a market you think will be big in 5-10 years? I obviously already own the meme psychedelic stocks like MMED and SHRM. What are other weird emerging market type stocks?

>> No.19261314

>>19261285
In due fairness the merger just happened. They had to dump carrier hvac and Otis elevator repairs to do the merger.

>> No.19261328
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Also I am very bullish on pic related, gonna drop a big position on this next week before earnings

>> No.19261330

>>19261291
what is this?

>> No.19261335

>>19261251
cac40 is french ftse is brittish or fucking UK... dude i'm just here to uhh learn and also bring up relevant information that ii've learned here... I tried to start Forex Anti-Crypto General /fag/ some dude took a screenshot of me being shitfaced I gave up on that thread.... but it's a global economy and what one central bank does inpacts transactions around the world... The sooner you understand the whole universe and why the world is and everything involved in our future... the sooner you too can get ahead of what you need to be doing and ultimately just die, but give enough so that other individuals can carry your ambitions and turn you into a part of history too.

>> No.19261346

>>19261306
AI but it requires a lot of digging to figure out who might have promise and then if there is any exposure to a company that is publicly traded.
AI is a meme for now but might eventually be another sector worth caring about.

>> No.19261353

>>19261330
I think they called in and asked jim Cramer: Am I diversified?

>> No.19261356

>>19261330
Its an NZ trading app, we don't have Robinhood

>> No.19261358
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FUTURES BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN
>FUTURES BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN
FUTURES BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN
>FUTURES BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN
AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED BOBO

>> No.19261361

>>19261265
kek nice picute
your logic good for normally time but eh now
it gonna take massive gap down to get even close 2760

if you not notice it only takes ON a few hour for pump anywhere and even less during day

>> No.19261376

>>19261353
no im not going to lie im kind of new, im just wandering what that is i know it not stocks im just wandering how i can get invovled in it and if it worth it.

>> No.19261381

>>19261358
this aged poorly

>> No.19261382

>>19261291
6/10 not enough memes and im biased... i make my own cheesecake... the name factory behind it makes me think bad things... what are you using to trade platinum... i wanna short this metal too when i get around to it...

>> No.19261389

>>19261358
They are actually flat. Negative 30.

>> No.19261395

>>19261356
ok thanks, are shares worth it. i have to do research on what exactly there value is based on.

>> No.19261400

>>19261291
Darden are ok, also look into eat and din. They're more volatile lately, but still part of the generic restaurant culture in USA

>> No.19261411

>>19261382
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/23/politics/chuck-schumer-juniors-cheesecake/index.html

>> No.19261422

>>19261382
Just an etf, gonna sell around 1200 i think. Cheesecake factory is way undervalued if we recover from corona soon and its cheap to eat at in a recession.

>> No.19261427

>>19261381
futures havnt really moved thank it makes me happy to see what i have goes up but dow doesn't it kind of scary when dow and other have big gain

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>>19261358

but they're red

>> No.19261447

>>19261395
Literally just read shit loads of cnbc and zerohedge and you might make some money. And of course visit smg.

>> No.19261448

>>19261411
I am influenced by NY too... I've had many junior's cheese cakes... I know cheese cake. fuck... I miss being ignorant to politics...

>> No.19261453

>>19261256
>God Tier
Gamma Rays
X-Rays
>Top Tier
Infrared
>Useful Tier
Radio
>Meh Tier
Visible
>Engineer Tier
Microwaves

>> No.19261463
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>>19261281

>> No.19261464

>>19261422
I gotta go, what's the ticker.

>>19261411
ima go to bed

>> No.19261466

>>19261431
whole week they have been about these levels and every day has been great, with stimulus in the works i dont forsee another drop for a bit unless somethng crazy happens

>> No.19261483
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Based. Fuck China
https://hindenburgresearch.com/cmru-response/

>> No.19261485
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Time to DIE

>> No.19261494

>>19261447
i do alot of reading and watching videos i had bad last week very bad but this week and my new learning of options is bring me back for now, so sad i didnt know what i know now when pol warned me of crash i would be rich

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>>19261448
I never liked cheesecake.
Poppyseed cake is my favorite, but only homemade will do, but coconut cream pie is a good sub.

>> No.19261504

>>19260819
am the Amazon poster, no worries m8

>> No.19261511

>>19261463
Thanks bud

>> No.19261520

>>19261431
only thing kind of scary at the moment is oil futures

>> No.19261526
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19261526

Why does robingoy link to political articles?

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>>19261483
Ouch!

>> No.19261540

>>19261494
Yea i chickened out of buying a leveraged VIX etf in late February, bought gold instead. If i had bought the etf i could have made 10 thousand dollars. Fml.

>> No.19261546

Vix is still under 30. Why are bears freaking out

>> No.19261550

>>19261533
i swear if retard panic because of this shit

>> No.19261557

>>19261533
Poor Seng what did he do to deserve the rope?

>> No.19261559

>>19261546
vix is not under 30 retard

>> No.19261562

>>19261464
PPLT

>> No.19261574

>>19261540
ya i didnt even know about them i would have bought that and a bunch of puts for a few months out. everyone i warned and no one told me how to make money off of it, so fucking sad

>> No.19261586

>>19260430
Diet coke and vodka atm.
Made a nice smoothie with mandarin oranges, frozen strawberries, strawberry greek yogurt, and vodka earlier.

>> No.19261589

what website is best for making a watch list for stocks?

>> No.19261592

>>19261550
Just invest in america. China going full retard.

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19261600

buy up kiddos

>> No.19261615

>>19261540
could have bought a multifamily and traveled around the world now i have to pray my calls play out and i make a few thousands

>> No.19261628

>>19261600
im going to say there are a lot better things to buy but i might be wrong

>> No.19261640
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19261640

Why is Xi saying all these things now? Has he lost his fucking mind? HK/Macau bring in tons of fucking money and employ millions of Chinese

One party two system is just a way for him to milk democracy on the side, why is he trying to kill his cash cow

>> No.19261649

>>19261628
Probably but I just follow the money.

>> No.19261667

>>19261640
Cause he's a nigger. And CCP will coup him if he doesn't save face and punish HK. Sad!

>> No.19261668

>>19261649
good luck man didnt any research on it but its possibe

>> No.19261692

>>19260613
I got my stack ready for the occasion

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>>19261526
>robingoy
>political
>1 post
Have your taken all of the 8 steps?

>>19261586
>>19260430
>>19260750
That sounds nice... i was considering not drinking tonight, but now I'm considering finishing the Bulleitt Rye.

>I see you are drinking your own piss tonight you little bitch.
I am not, I am drinking the pussy juice of a fine young schoolgirl, for the free test boost and the sheer eroticism.

>> No.19261707

Everyone is talking about a possible bear market, meanwhile my s&p 500 index ETF was only down 0.43% for one day.

I think you are all overreacting.

>> No.19261716

robinhood now has fractional shares I am moving over from m1finance and TDA so i can have my main portfolio and options on the same account.

>> No.19261722

>>19261628
EGHT is going to run up tomorrow based on the strategy I've been running in these threads. An upside around 5% is likely.

>> No.19261737

Thanks for all the advice

>> No.19261739

>>19261707
That's not what bear or bull market means faggot

>> No.19261772

>>19261707
you can have a bear market and exhausted rally... you're just not looking at all the data provided to you and probably need to lurk more....

>> No.19261783

>>19260430
me drinky milk

>> No.19261784

>>19261722
It's up 5% in AH

>> No.19261794

How badly bullied do you think the DOW will get in correlation with the HSI?

>> No.19261796

>>19261496
poppyseed cake is absolutely wonderful

>> No.19261801

>>19261772
We gonna break out if xi and co stop chimping because their economy is going to hell

>> No.19261813

>>19261784
I don't see aftermarket on EGHT on tradingview, but at close it had a perfect setup for a buy.

>> No.19261828

>>19261772
Or we could just crab for 10 years like the 70s

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>>19261813
I read the chart on Google wrong. It ended the day 5% up and is holding AH. Sometimes they show the % after hours, sometimes they don't. It's quite confusing.

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Any dumb zoomers here buy "the dip" in AMC?

>Since March 24, the day after the Fed announced its unprecedented stimulus programs, 23 companies have borrowed money in the public market at a rate of 9% or higher, according to data from Tom Graff, head of fixed income at Brown Advisory and from Refinitiv Eikon and MarketAxess.

>Of those 23, new bonds from pharmaceutical company Mallinckrodt (MNK.N), movie theater chain AMC Entertainment (AMC.N) and billboard giant Clear Channel Outdoor (CCO.N) are trading around 80 cents on the dollar, a 20 point fall in the two months since they were issued, the data showed.

>“Even with how quickly things are changing in this economy, to have a deal go sour in just a few weeks is shocking. Sometimes the huge coupon is a siren song,” said Graff.

>“I definitely think as the market wakes up to the reality that the Fed isn’t going to prevent defaults, and that there will be winners and losers, the junk bond market could get more challenging.”

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-junkbonds-analysis-idUSKBN22X1EV

>> No.19261849

Kek, people said GE is fucked,etc. Well the stock price sure don't seem to share that view.. P.S - KOS was still moving up in after hours. Sigh, one small uptick today, a big fat green bag in a few months... Thank Christ I set a sell order so I don't gotta even look at it or whatever. Knowing me, I'll prob forget and go "holy shit" in December when I see all that green showing up in the account.

>> No.19261851

>>19261794
It'll push Nikkei and ASX down as well, so it might have some effect.

>> No.19261858

>>19261640
CCP got high on their own propaganda.

>> No.19261869

>>19260245
WHY THE FUCK DID I DUMP $FSLY TODAY???

>> No.19261878

>>19261869
get NET instead with the profit.

>> No.19261879

>>19261849
GE is peak crab. Been collecting premium on that turd for months. I am pretty confident I will never sell anything but $8 calls for the rest of the year.

>> No.19261880

>>19261716
Opened a tda account to practice some day trading, already got a rh account with about 10k in long term holds. Any advice on thinkorswim? At first glance, it looks like prodigy tier pre web 1.0 shit.

>> No.19261899

>>19261801
>implying the data from china is real
have you learned anything about how to read through lies yet? the data shows shutting down the whole american economy hurt china more... wait for history to show... this is brilliancy from both parties... shit isn't good on america now... fucking how many times did assholes forget about memorial day... damn the one day that's for us and our fucking way of life....

I'ma leave this https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=EnW-ND7n31M&feature=emb_logo

in honor of memorial day.

>> No.19261909

>>19261841
AMC fucked themselves. Well the virus did the fucking but what they did about not showing Universal films, kinda fucked them to.

>> No.19261923

>>19261880
TDA takes sometime to get used to but once you learn the platform there is some pretty great stuff on there with the analyze and scanner. i guess the advice would be just to go through all the tabs and make a study on your charts that works for you.

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>>19261772
The thing I was looking for from a short perspective, and am not seeing yet, is determined high volume selling. There was an inkling of potential on May 13th but the following day gap down open got bought up and returned things to the crab range.

Where are sellers? Show me the sellers.

>> No.19261933

>>19261878
>just invest a company with dealings in Chyna, bro

Why on earth would I do that, retard?

>> No.19261936

>>19261880
It's not that bad. Take a bit to customize it, set up watch lists, and play around with graphs.
There's some videos on it too if you need.

>> No.19261946

>>19261841
>Mallinckrodt (MNK.N), movie theater chain AMC Entertainment
Yeah, I wouldn't be rushing to buy their debt

>“I definitely think as the market wakes up to the reality that the Fed isn’t going to prevent defaults, and that there will be winners and losers, the junk bond market could get more challenging.”
Of course there will be winners and losers, the fed can't keep failing businesses alive forever, everyone agrees things will get worse before they get better.

>>19261909
>Well the virus did the fucking but what they did about not showing Universal films
wat? I highly doubt whatever that is matters compared to the fucking contagion...

>>19261783
>me drinky milk
sounds comfy
you can milk me anyday bbgrl

>>19260678
sounds comfy, hope it's good!

>> No.19261972

>>19261933
NET doesn't have more dealings with chinksectoids than the average murritard company that you're surely invested in, meanwhile fastly is both a literal botnet and also attempting to deal with the bugpeople.

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>HK down almost 4% now
lawdy

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I’m ruined tomorrow if Jerome doesn’t wake the FUCK UP

>> No.19261992

Long CUNNY
Shoet TQQQ

>> No.19261996

>>19261977
he's buying bond's you're just retarded for not buying infront of him... he said his plan... you're just being fuckiing retarded again.

>> No.19262006

>>19260295
i've been swinging energy past 2 months. will do all summer too. CEQP is my favorite. PVAC NBLX are others.

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>>19261972
>NET doesn't have more dealings with chinksectoids than the average murritard company that you're surely invested in

You sure about that, champ?

>> No.19262023

I think Jerome's money machine is a fucking bluff.

>"Don't bet against America"
>"durr okay"

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>futures

>> No.19262035

oh no is this it bros?

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>>19260925
lol you're a fucking scrub if you're not wearing purple label polo

>blue label

my sides

>> No.19262046

>>19262027
Chyna.

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19262057

>>19260430
no drops on the mirror, i don't habeeb it

>> No.19262060

China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history
China drops GDP target for first time in history
>China drops GDP target for first time in history

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GUH

>> No.19262084
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19262084

Any Pfizer bros in here?

>> No.19262087

Memorial day will be a kinda test I think of how quickly/easy the economy in general will be to get off the ground. A lot of states are letting more groups gather and even more businesses open up. So things go good over the weekend it kinda points to what lays ahead.

>> No.19262091

>>19261996
Bitch he’s got a fleet of money printers. Bonds are just breakfast for him, I wanna see him start buying controlling stakes in Fortune 500 companies just to have access to their employees to run more printers

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>>19261996
Did you even listen to his 60 Minutes interview

He's all but fucking BEGGING for more govt stimulus because his money printing is having no effect. Are you paying attention to the POMO schedule? He's been forced to reduce it week after week because surprise! The counterparties DO NOT HAVE THE COLLATERAL. Turns out liquidity can't fix insolvency lol

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19262098

>>19261783

>> No.19262103

>>19261899
I don't think it's real. I think China is fucked hard and chimping HK up to distract their people with nationalism.

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19262106

Cool picture I found on El-Bearian's twitter.

>>19262060
Not sure why they're choosing to hide the numbers instead of fudge them.

>> No.19262107

>>19262060
I thought they only had like 2k deaths. top kek. lying pricks

>> No.19262114

>>19260302
Wrong play, you should be bagging banks instead.

>> No.19262118

>>19262016
https://twitter.com/slackhq/status/968526959213936640?lang=en
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carrier_Global
>Shanghai, China (2010)
No wollies gwaylo, these arr velly amelican company foh yuu good, good gwaylo.

>> No.19262146

>>19262118
What the fuck do I even invest in, then? I should probably just liquidate my hand to go all in on RTX.

>> No.19262149

>>19260556
This makes my dick hard
Ty biz

>> No.19262157

>>19262106
>S&P 500 (right)
tweet at him and tell him to proof-read his shit

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>>19262114
why banks now? shill me a bank that is worth buying

>> No.19262184

Futures bright and beautiful neon green. We all made it bros

>> No.19262186

>>19262146
United technology (parent company of carrier global; as you know, merged with raytheon to form RTX) also dealt with china extensively pre-merger (and thus almost definitely still does). Example:
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2012/06/big-us-contractor-sold-china-software-for-attack-copter-/1#.T-0WFGt5mSM

>What the fuck do I invest in, then?
Quite frankly, there isn't much. Maybe meme shit like GEO, smallcap industrial, miners, shit like that. Even then they tend to be owned by chinks.

>> No.19262218

>>19262184
Yes, VIX futures :)

>> No.19262220

>>19261640
hong kong and macau are economically minuscule now compared to the rest of the country, even compared to shenzhen. it isn't the 90s anymore anon.

>> No.19262223

>>19262158
probably because their stock prices are in the toilet and coronavirus was nothing

>> No.19262224

>>19262060
i don't think their GDP have been real for many years.

>> No.19262230

>>19262091
his hands are tied
>>19262096
i don't have to listen to investigative journalism to understand what is resoundingly true... just look at the fed's balance sheet... it shows what's going on, comes out every thursday... stop being ignorant to data and fucking actually look into what a fundamental thing is.... you'd probably fucking knock up a broad and scream for an abortion because you can't afford a fucking child.

>> No.19262247

>>19262107
China had the initial lockdown response. A prolonged fearful population. Then a decline in demand worldwide that hasn't even really hit yet. Also lots more wanting to move production out of China due to realizations globalization is a scam.

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Guys.... is it finally happening?

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>>19262186
>Even then they tend to be owned by chinks.

>> No.19262268

>>19262230
prior to uncle powell we had grandma yellen... same fucking shit just different old fuck.

>> No.19262277

Is a Microsoft call a bad idea

>> No.19262287

>>19262230
hey dude, I hate you but you were posting here when I popped in at opening, when I popped in at noon and when I popped in at close. And now you are still here. Go for a walk or something, this is incredibly unhealthy

>> No.19262292

>>19262251
For Hong Kong, yeah. HSI -4% now.

>> No.19262294
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>>19262251
It will magically pump overnight on no news whatsoever and end up green by open. Just like every other fucking day. It's all so tiresome

>> No.19262296

are these "Global X Super dividend" ETFs scams?

>> No.19262299

>>19262277
Depends on the details. Generally it's probably good short-term and bad long-term.

>> No.19262310

amzn, msft, and goog perform well in china trade tensions.. can we all admit big tech is overpowered and needs a nerf?

>> No.19262319

>>19262296
Inform yourself
https://www.globalxetfs.com/funds/sdiv/

>> No.19262323

>>19262287
i've had sex, i've also ate a few times, and uhh i've made plans to do more things later. i'm actually looking forward to getting a physical and full blood work, and you can go fuck your self for your sake...

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19262324

>>19262268
>comparing Yellen to Powell
this is a new low for you, Mr. Bags

>> No.19262332

WHY
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE DUMP START WHEN I AM STUCK WITH CALLS, FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>> No.19262339

According to my data, 3D printing has seen strong windfall from corona-chan. Even before corona, 3D printing and rapid prototyping companies were posting massive yoy market cap increases. What are some good 3D printing companies to best capitalize on this opportunity?

>> No.19262340

>>19262299
I got a 182.5 call expiring June 19th

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>>19262251
I can feel it

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>>19262324
i love birds... powell turned into a dove too. this image reminds me of powell so well.

>> No.19262359

>>19262323
no you havent

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>>19262230
I don't understand, it's like you didn't comprehend anything I said at all and just started spouting some bullshit?

Is Baggie like this in every thread?

>> No.19262384

>>19262339
uh, 3D printing companies have been shit on and rely on automotive, industrial, etc. The medical increase wasn't enough to prop them up. SSYS got upgraded to neutral recently but that's it.

They haven't performed well at all since the big hype bubble that went no where. ARK invest is into 3d printing, you can check PRNT etf, but again it's not actually a great trade right now.

Also post your "data".

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>>19262357
If Jerome is a bird, then he is a burning Phoenix of Truth
the dove/hawk dichotomy is for lesser controllers of monetary policy
Jerome has flown higher and shone brighter than all of them

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>>19262319
>slowly lost value pre-corona
looks like they kept investing into dividend traps

>> No.19262407

>>19262340
It's virtually guaranteed to turn profitable then, even in worst-case conditions. Well, unless it turned out the china shit is going to fuck things up (virtually all the m$ researchers are in their china offices; bing is called bing because china; etc.), in which case close at open tomorrow.

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Where does it stop?

>> No.19262428

>>19262384
Some gay little A "ebin maymay" I "company" that's clearly full of shit called gazelle.ai.

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19262430

>>19262360
stop acting like you aren't licking your chops at getting more opportunity.... are you actually selfish or just pretend to care? I bet you haven't even lurked for a year. Just save what you can moron.

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>>19262360
the fed's printing machine factory head quarters right now.

>> No.19262464

>>19262426
it doesn't. Their market was mimicking our own in a large bubble.

Now it pops for them. Perhaps it pops for us.

>> No.19262470

>>19262428
for the record I like 3D printing but I doubt you see much movement soon. Keep an eye on it and listen to some quarterly reports if interested. They are pretty downtrodden so its not the worst idea but you might be too early to any real rebound.

>> No.19262478
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CASH GANG AND CUNNY

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>>19262096
>He's all but fucking BEGGING for more govt stimulus
Absolutely positively correct. He actually enphasized that in old fed meetings in the past before corona
>because his money printing is having no effect.
No don’t be dramatic. It has limited effects. One of the big ones is that the fed can’t be literally the arbiter of what businesses survive. It has to buy all the debt at once. It has to buy those ETFs baskets of bonds.

>>19262098
Hawt.
I need a milky woman immediately.

>>19262106
He retweeted schwab’s finance lady, she has some GREAT infographics tonight, HIGHLY recommend. I’m going to start following her.

>tfw el-erian scared me away from high-beta at the best fucking time in the world to buy dexcom, Shopify, Lulu, nvidia, applied materials, trade desk, Marvell, Crox, Lam research, etc.

>> No.19262502

>>19261841
Nah I bought cinemark

>> No.19262508

>>19262478
cash is cope

>> No.19262509

>>19262360
>Is Baggie like this in every thread?
Yes, he's an insufferable faggot, don't expect to have any worthwhile discussion with him

>> No.19262511

Considering how Asian markets are falling I'd say it's because of the security law regarding Hong Kong.

>> No.19262516

>>19261698
Sauce?

>> No.19262520

>>19262470
I don’t think we’re going to see any real revolution in manufacturing until we bottom out on silicon transistor technology. Like 3-5nm or so, maybe 2030.

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>>19262442

>> No.19262537

>>19262407
Sick thanks for confirming my bias

>> No.19262554

>S&P500 futures in literal free fall

beautiful. You can tell this is the big kahuna because there were technical trends they could have reversed with a big green dildo but instead dumped.

>> No.19262570

What the FUCK you futures faggots, I thought we were bros

>> No.19262581

>>19262554
Futures are basically meaningless by themselves.
What news just came out that is so bad it will dump the real markets tomorrow?

>> No.19262585

Well shit was brushing my teeth and noticed some gray hair around my temples and in my beard. I'm only 37.. Guess that means I'm officially a middle aged perverted bastard now instead of a young perverted bastard.

>> No.19262586
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what's this pattern called

>> No.19262591
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yikes

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I'm financially ruined tomorrow.

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>>19262554
Dont care, covered calls

>> No.19262627

>>19262586
the beginning of a new V shaped recovery

>> No.19262638

>>19262609
Based

>> No.19262644
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what are painless ways to kill myself, asking for a friend (the friend is me)

>> No.19262650
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>tfw 100% in cash

>> No.19262653
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OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL
OIL
>OIL

>> No.19262655

>>19262644
Get married

>> No.19262668

>>19262644
gun in mouth, aim for brainstem

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>>19262644
Kek, no fren, don't do it.

>> No.19262689

>>19262644
Why? Go outside and then just start walking any direction until you can't walk anymore.

>> No.19262692

>>19262599
Same bro

>> No.19262707

>>19262644
even if you die the people around you suffer more... you have to suck it up and live longer... find a prayer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=2zyQelav9Ew&feature=emb_logo

>> No.19262713

>>19262591
Zoom in closer to that 17 dollar move. Half second candles.

>> No.19262714

>>19262653
HAHAHAH AVG AHAHAH ABH AHAHAH

>> No.19262721

>>19262599
Fuck you Xi!

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YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME THE LINE WAS ONLY GOING TO GO UP

>> No.19262740

>>19262668
what? no.

>>19262644
exit bag. it's guaranteed (can't be botched), it's quick, it's painless and it's clean for whoever finds your body.

>> No.19262742

>>19262360
>Is the drunk LARP schizo like this in every thread?
Youre obviously new here so let me help you out. Settings>Filter

>> No.19262750

Why is wti on the fall

>> No.19262754

>>19262736
It will pump next week. All hail the DMT, letting the US take down the world with it.

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WEW

>> No.19262770

>>19262742
why filter him? Any time he gives advice I can do the opposite and make bank

>> No.19262774

>>19262762
NO BREAKERS ON OIL FUTURES

>> No.19262775

>>19262581
Hong Kong, but are you really surprised? Fundamentals have been fucked and are fucked for the foreseeable future.

>> No.19262784

>>19262750
Oilchads were banking on demand from China

>> No.19262786

>>19262750
Because it was pumped up on speculation.

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>>19262740
>no.
literally painless.
you wipe out the most primordial and basic parts of consciousness in the reptilian brain/brainstem, the thing that feels pain and fear, as well as the thing that regulates organ function.
you die instantly and are incapable of feeling anything. because that's the part of the brain the bullet destroys

>> No.19262790

>>19262581
China downgraded their GDP expectations a couple hours ago

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My puts are saved

>> No.19262802

>>19262770
Theres plenty of other anons you can do this with though who are way less cringe. You don't have to go straight to the bottom of the barrel

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please let oil crashing bring energy with it so i can get ET and USAC cheapies

>> No.19262811

>>19260422
srsly fucked state enforced buy and hold, biggest bullshit ever. Free market my nutsack

>> No.19262815

>>19262742
don't hate yourself... see yourself.... stop the hate and for once put your self in newfag shoes.... humbleness and genuine hearts never break.

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Can we not talk about suicide, frens?

>> No.19262822

im so going to enjoy picking up your tendies when it MOONS

>> No.19262824

>>19262644
Wood chipper. Make sure to go in head first though, no do overs.

>> No.19262830

>>19262789
suicide by gun can be botched and you'll either have to live with a broken face for the rest of your life or you die in agony.
if someone is going to kill himself he might as well do it in maximum comfort, chilling on the bed, with guarantee of results.

>> No.19262831

>>19262811
If you can’t swing trade into $25k you don’t deserve to day trade.

>> No.19262832

>>19262533
This is so fucking good. I almost wish it were the spurdoviruses...

>>19262554
>bought 20 UVXY’s at the close
Could this be? Could I have made a successful hedge?

>> No.19262839

I'm all in on that Sony, june and july is like the time for that line to go all up.

>> No.19262851

Don’t get excited, it’s just more crab action.

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>>19262762
AAAAAAAAAH MY PORTFOLIO IS HALF SPY CALLS AND HALF OIL FUTURES

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>>19262817
i have lost 30k since march and tomorrow will be another 5k. i am retarded and wrong and it's time to stop.

going to look into these exit bags, never heard of them before. thanks to the anon for the tip

>> No.19262872

I'm liking all this red I just hope it dosen't fuck with my tesla call, I caught that shit at the very bottom today

also fuck pattern day trade rule

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>>19262859
np, here's some more info

>> No.19262886

>>19262464
Ours already popped last March. We're recovering on a V-shaped form right now.

>> No.19262887

>>19262830
that's why you put it in the mouth and aim towards the spot where the spine meets the skull.
it's not like i'm saying put it under your chin, that's the opposite of what i'm saying.
the reason you survive a chin shot is because it just destroys the frontal lobe which doesn't control any important body functions (unlike the brainstem) and just regulates behavior and personality etc.
but yeah suicide is mad gay, but if you want it painless and over with that's the way.

>> No.19262894

>>19262852
sorry for your loss retard

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Uh OH,
StiNkY

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>>19262881
just be careful about some manufacturers that have started mixing oxygen into the helium, worst case scenario you'll have to buy another tank

>> No.19262919

I have no words left to comfort... im sorry... i hope if you have no fucking idea of prosperity and want an exit it's easy... suicide and the right to die is easy... i believe assisted suicide should be legal.

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>>19262859
>i have lost 30k since march and tomorrow will be another 5k
This is why i love this board

>> No.19262937

>>19262859
>>19262881

come on you sad fucks its just money, I get it but you know its not really worth it

>> No.19262940

>>19262887
no, you are wrong. people botch it due to last second regret or they simply misalign the gun when applying pressure to the trigger.
people should not fucking kill themselves with guns like a retard when there are better options with the added bonus of not making a mess.

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>>19262754
>hail the DMT
Bro...

>>19262839
Why so bullish on sony? Cinema business must be going up in flames...

>>19262516
I don’t remember.
Some anon posted a link to a pixiv along with something like “I’m so disgusting” so of course I visited the link.

>> No.19262947

>>19262653
>6%
We'll recover all that by opening lol

>> No.19262976

What do I do with my Wells Fargo at open. Surely it can't go much lower

>> No.19262977

>>19262943
most people look at conglomorates and forget supply chain... they like to bet on things they're comfortable with... I honestly can't care, but I can't forget I never want to stop learning... I was 16 and knew everything... im 32 now and im more retarded than ever.

>> No.19262979

>>19262943
What's wrong with the Dollar Milkshake Theory?

>> No.19263001

>>19262886
It was on its way to popping in March, but it was propped up by the Fed's actions and then made even worse with additional corporate debt.

>> No.19263020

>>19262937
In this world it either you have money or become a homeless guru in search of enlightenment, your choice really.

>> No.19263021

>>19262979
uhh supply chain, and you're looking at produce prices when shit's negative... 1 dollar milkshakes don't work unless you have freezers to hold and wait.... for the time and energy spent... go for it.

>> No.19263023

>>19262915
Imagine going to the store with lungs full of helium asking for another tank so you can kys. That's almost funny enough to make it work killing yourself over.

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>>19263023

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I’m gonna COOOOOVER

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>>19263023

>> No.19263056

>>19263048
>>19263048
>>19263048
fuck futures

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Sometimes you must climb a tree to catch a fish.

>> No.19263073

>>19263056
new thread btw

>> No.19263104

>>19262979
>Dollar Milkshake Theory
oh THAT DMT...
Yeah I still need a QRD on DMT bros.

>>19262516
Alright I could probably find it, do you have a lot of these pics of anime girls leaking fluids into cups? Because I want them.

>> No.19263366

>>19262650
>tfw UVXY
>tfw inverses
I AM FINANCIALLY RESTORED.