/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19257843]

The American Dream edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>19255618

[Anonymous No.19257855]

Fuck weebs

[Anonymous No.19257865]

Anime

[Anonymous No.19257867]

Joggers

[Anonymous No.19257871]

We will never go below 290 ever again.

[Anonymous No.19257876]

HPE got wrecked. Covered calls win again.

[Anonymous No.19257893]

Autism: pajama traders starting early edition.
>Average of the Non-Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 1.11%
>Average of the Market Hours Movement (Magnitude): 0.86%
>Average of the Percent of Non-Market Hours Movement Comprising Daily Net Gain/Loss: ~63%
>Gain/Loss From 4/8 Open to 5/21 Close: +9.98% (+6.31% Outside of Standard Market Hours)

>Days in Which Market Hours Followed Futures/Pre-Market: 20/31 (~65%)
>Bullish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 5/31
>Days in which a Bullish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Gain: 3/5
>Bearish Market Hour Divergences (Irrespective of Daily Net Gain/Loss): 6/31
>Days in which a Bearish Market Hours Divergence Resulted in Daily Net Loss: 3/6

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): 105.57 million, 15 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): 117.82 million, 3 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 4/8 to 5/13 + 5/19 onward): -3.47 (AROC), Polynomial, 3rd Order, R^2 = 0.81
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Gain, 5/14 to 5/18): Flat

>Average Daily SPY Volume (Daily Net Loss, All): 109.13 million, 13 days total
>Average Daily SPY Volume Rate of Change (Daily Net Loss, All): Flat

[Anonymous No.19257897]

Tomorrow is make or break

[Anonymous No.19257898]

Argentina sovereign default tomorrow. May or may not be the catalyst for a second leg down.

[Anonymous No.19257916]

>>19257876
HP and Dell remind me that even big tech can fail

[Anonymous No.19257933]

>>19257893
Keep this up, anon. It's interesting to me.

[Anonymous No.19257938]

Does anyone DRIP anymore now that trades are free?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19257944]

>>19257897
Every step is make or break. Bring it the fuck on!

[Anonymous No.19257946]

>>19257916
>Google
>Amazon
>Facebook
Tick tock

[Anonymous No.19257950]

>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/21/stock-market-futures-open-to-close-news.html

>Stock futures rise slightly as Wall Street tries to recover from Thursday’s losses

Epic breaking.

[Anonymous No.19257963]

HP's microserver/proliant servers ain't bad. Toss Freenas + drives in them and your ready to roll and not out that much money (drives cost you more).

[Anonymous No.19257970]

>>19257898
Oh yeah I forgot about that brewing...

Also UK just confirmed that the backstop fuckery they promised wouldnt happen because of brexit will definitely have to happen because of brexit.

It won’t surprise me if brexit goes down in UK history as one of the greatest blunders in their history.

>>19257946
Oh yeah! Shit!
How do I invest in tiktok?

[Anonymous No.19257981]

We're going to see SPY 120 before this is over.

[Anonymous No.19257982]

>>19257898
Update on my bleeding gums: I’m starting to believe my 2 can per day Copenhagen habit might have something to do with it. Still continuing with my investigation, I’ll report any further findings.

[Anonymous No.19257983]

>>19257756
Yes I know a bit risky and stupid to choose boeing but it worked for a quick 5 hundy. I dont want to get greedy and fail but I'm worried I wont really make much at all if I only invest my winnings

[Anonymous No.19257985]

>>19257843
can someone explain to me why USO isnt oil prices and what it is? I've been investing in it, and its doing great, but i should probably know what it is...

[Anonymous No.19257989]

>>19257950
Stock futures rise as a man cut me off in traffic

[Anonymous No.19257993]

>>19257938
I save all my divvies to cash or GOVT so I can buy big dips.

>imagine not having any dry powder in March

[Anonymous No.19257994]

>>19257970
>forgot about that brewing...
What brewing?

[Anonymous No.19257996]

>>19257970
>Wanting to invest in Chinese shit

[Anonymous No.19258001]

>>19257944
Damn you're lame

[Anonymous No.19258009]

>>19257898
>>19257982
Didn’t mean to tag your post. You can keep your (You) though.

[Anonymous No.19258011]

>>19257946
FB is the only one of those where I can see a decline IF they stop buying up or innovating new platforms like Instagram or WhatsApp (which will have ads at some point)
Google is the internet and Amazon replaced brick and mortar.
>>19257950
>Market rises/falls as Wall Street does XYZ

[Anonymous No.19258033]

Never under 2900 again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90Am-GIfFc

[Anonymous No.19258038]

>>19257663
here are the results. TQQQ did not exist in 2008 so this is analogous to waiting nearly 2 years with 10k and then dumping it into TQQQ anyway. I have included the boomerdivvy portfolio returns with and without DRIP.
The conclusion is still the same:
JUST BUY THE FUCKING TQQQ

[Anonymous No.19258047]

>>19258011
Might not be a decline, government might just say they gotta break up. Google is trying to circumvent this using Alphabet.

[Anonymous No.19258050]

>>19257985
Open wide. Here comes the spoon. USO seeks to achieve its investment objective by investing primarily in futures contracts for light, sweet crude oil, other types of crude oil, diesel-heating oil, gasoline, natural gas, and other petroleum-based fuels.

[Anonymous No.19258055]

Is LCI actually good or a meme I'm very new here

[Anonymous No.19258069]

>>19257982
make sure you floss fren

[Anonymous No.19258070]

>>19257898
>>19257898
>argentina
defaults for like the ninth time? yea no one cares except maybe paul singer.

[Anonymous No.19258093]

>>19257982
>2 can of Copenhagen a day

Be thankful you have teeth at all.

[Anonymous No.19258098]

Newfag with stonks, anybody willing to give advice on some that might have decent growth? I’ve seen delta and Lufthansa, anything else?

[Anonymous No.19258102]

>>19257994
Argentinian debt default. Again.

>>19257996
It’s more like wanting to invest in the vanity of teenage girls, the desperation of simps, and other nonces that are going to be spending more time on stupid internet bullshit than ever.

Also I own 1 (one) BiliBili. Was very tempted to buy more today. But it’s scare because it’s chinkshit.

>>19258055
Meme. I’ve never seen him give good advice.

[Anonymous No.19258103]

>>19257950
>Futures open lower as investors catch their breath from last week's rally.
>Futures open higher as vaccine data renews reopening optimism.
>Futures open lower as vaccine data disappoints on closer inspection.
>Futures recede beyond Schwarzschild radius, generating miniature black hole in downtown NYC. S&P 500 reaches new all-time high.

>>19257985
Read their prospectus and find out on your own exactly how USO is structured. You'll be a better investor going forward.

>>19257933
Roger.

[Anonymous No.19258113]

>>19258055
It's good for making your money disappear

[Anonymous No.19258127]

>>19258050
okay - thank you!

[Anonymous No.19258131]

>>19257985
USO has restructured its investment strategy so that it trades on futures contracts more than 2 months out. This means it is built structurally to get fucked by contango.

[Anonymous No.19258133]

>>19258103
I guess that should be Chicago, huh?

[Anonymous No.19258136]

>second negative oil day
>second leg down

[Anonymous No.19258153]

Roll for tomorrow's headline.

[Anonymous No.19258158]

>Just started trading today
>Put 200$ in and gonna watch it for a month to see how it works
Wish me luck boys, excited to learn what I can

[Anonymous No.19258164]

>>19258136
I heard all the doomers for the past month after negative prices.

[Anonymous No.19258165]

What caused most US health insurance shares to rocket after 24th of March?

[Anonymous No.19258166]

>>19258153
DAMN YOU POWELL

[Anonymous No.19258173]

>>19258153
Rolling
>brexit goes down in UK history as one of the greatest blunders in their history.
How is staying in the EU any better?

[Anonymous No.19258177]

>>19258098
CCL

[Anonymous No.19258181]

>>19258102
>>19258113
Lmao really? It seems like what someone said in the last thread about buying under 7 seems reasonable just based on the charting that I'm seeing. But again I'm quite new to the whole experience

[Anonymous No.19258186]

>>19258131
ahh - so its got lots of gains right now, but when we get near going 'back to normal' USO will level out most likely?

[Anonymous No.19258191]

>>19258153
I wonder what's in the news tomorrow

[Anonymous No.19258192]

>>19258165
Tech, healthcare, eventually AI
Remember those three sectors. They are the ONLY sectors that matter any more.
Just buy the FUCKING TQQQ

[Anonymous No.19258194]

>>19258166
>>19258173
Green confirmed

[Anonymous No.19258210]

Which one of you is taking down the Mormons from the inside?

[Anonymous No.19258223]

>>19258098
Pembina Pipeline
It has consistent growth AND high dividends.
Let this Chinese Canadian explain why.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhdGnRzcTQ

[Anonymous No.19258227]

>>19258166
Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are poor, retarded, degenerates who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the economy. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any dividends? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their gambling addictions on weekly options and chinese scam stocks, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than buying BGFV at $9.50.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shorts. I'm pretty much perfect. I am Chair of the Federal Reserve of the United States, and hand picked by President Trump. What investments do you make, other than "buying the LCI dip because of muh share structure and epic short squeeze"? I also get mad gains, and have a banging hot interest rate (I just did some rape hikes; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just liquidate your portfolios and apply for a job at McDonald's. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my FED Funds Rate.

[Anonymous No.19258230]

>>19258210
believing in zoom is no dumber than their bible desu

[Anonymous No.19258261]

>>19258192
>BUY THE TOP

[Anonymous No.19258264]

>>19258103
>>Futures recede beyond Schwarzschild radius, generating miniature black hole in downtown NYC. S&P 500 reaches new all-time high.
Excellent.

[Anonymous No.19258274]

>>19258093
It’s wintergreen though, it’s like I’m brushing my teeth all day long.

[Anonymous No.19258277]

>>19258173
TYBP

[Anonymous No.19258278]

>>19258153
Rolling for the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night.

>>19258264
Good place to store oil, desu.

[Anonymous No.19258299]

>>19258164
Tanker general is finally dead.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19258313]

>>19258230
Dude they're mormons they got their own fan fiction version of the bible from the 1800s.

[Anonymous No.19258320]

>>19258192
>tech
>please keep fomoing into tulips

[Anonymous No.19258347]

>>19258223
>ever trusting chinks
PPL status: permadropped

[Anonymous No.19258364]

>>19258173
The EU guarantees free movement of capital, labour, goods and standarized laws and regulations to ease the life for companies and citizens.
Their laws may be shit sometimes but in general the concept helps the economy immensely.

Imagine closing down Florida. A sudden border where now are fields, Floridians having to leave the US, Americans having to leave Florida.
Health insurances not valid while on vacation, mobile phone charges after you cross the border, the inability to sell your goods in the US because they lack FDA certification, the inability to move capital around, the inability to apply for a job in Texas, tariffs when you import a Ford from the US, retirees from New York having to leave, etc.
menawhile Florida uses all influence in the politics of the US.

Now imagine being a company. Would you invest in the market of 400 million, and growing, potential labourers and consumers? Or in the country that has 60?
The 60 million one may give some good tax breaks, but the other place may enact harsh tariffs to offset these gains if they want to punish you or delay certification or approval because you are producing on foreign soil. Would you keep investing or wait and see where this all goes before you do anything?

Its a huge mess.

[Anonymous No.19258373]

Take your profits tomorrow before the 3 day weekend dump

[Anonymous No.19258379]

Damn, I wish I bought stocks today. I was too busy at work.

[Anonymous No.19258381]

>>19258277
What?

[Anonymous No.19258399]

>>19258364
That's a detailed post, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.19258402]

>>19258227
OHHH FUCCCKKKKKKK

I JUST FIGURED IT OUT:
Everyone's been talking about the shape of the recovery, is it a V, U, W, a nike swoosh, a check mark, etc...
Jerome is engineering a J recovery. Enjoy fighting the fed to all time highs, bears.

>>19258261
Bro. fucking LOOK at pharma. See Merck, Pfizer, Regeneron, Eli Lilly, Johnson and Johnson. This is NOT the top for these companies.

>>19258364
well said
The EU needs to get its shit together regarding the single market, but the UK leaving isolates the UK from even more markets.

[Anonymous No.19258406]

>>19258274
did you go to college at mcdonalds? wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.19258411]

>>19258131

>>19258186

USO is excellent for gains right now. Just keep it and sell it before the new roll cycle.

I put a 5% trailing stop on mine just in case something crazy happens over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.19258429]

>>19257970
>It won’t surprise me if brexit goes down in UK history as one of the greatest blunders in their history.

Globalist filth detected.

Freedom is never a bad move.

[Anonymous No.19258434]

>>19258274
Based. Invest every cent you have into Colgate desu

[Anonymous No.19258435]

>>19257983
Stick half of your money in something safe like an ETF or big cap tech, then do whatever with the rest, that way you can make sure you dont lose everything while having some capital to play with

[Anonymous No.19258441]

Whose excited for the mini drop over the weekend for Dis Disney springs looks empty asf and the “magic” is gone Dis parks won’t open in July

[Anonymous No.19258449]

Futures +10% by open

[Anonymous No.19258453]

whats the next /smg/ meme investment going to be?

[Anonymous No.19258461]

>>19258181
Yes, it's a shit stock on a strong downtrend with no reason to go up. You will lose money for sure

[Anonymous No.19258464]

>>19258192
How about buying straddles on TQQQ? the 2022 LEAP is ~$50. If we're back to ATH that's $3k profit ensured per LEAP. If we have another leg down or the tech bubble pops, you might profit about the same amount instead of being down 50%. Max risk is 1.7% of expected profit instead of ~35%.

[Anonymous No.19258470]

>>19258364
>anime poster with less than 0 knowledge of economics
pottery

[Anonymous No.19258476]

>>19258411
RBC announced that they want be their broker anymore

[Anonymous No.19258494]

I chucked 8,557 (4300 shares) on KOS. A quick look at February 2020 shows the reward via waiting.. My sell order is set ready for tripping.

[Anonymous No.19258498]

anyone just see that absolute semen demon on (((markets in turmoil)))?

[Anonymous No.19258499]

>>19258364
The biggest joke was all those Brits in Spain voting Leave.
Because their health insurances are now no longer valid, their data plans in the garbage and they have to register and prove their worth for the Spanish state like non-European foreigners.
They voted for Spanish bureaucracy. Which like voting for having to renew a driving license at the DMV every week. Id just neck myself.

>>19258399
Youre welcome.
Most of /pol/ and such hates the EU and they have some weird and shitty laws. Some of these politicians live in an ivory tower.

BUT: The EU made business so much easier. I live 20 meters from the border basically. I cross over and dont even notice. I can study anywhere, I can work anywhere. I can set up a bank account in Estonia and spend my life living in Greece. Tomorrow. While being treated as a citizen by/of both of these countries. (Or as soon as flights start going back up)

Watch this. Its quite famous, but maybe you havent seen it and it explained the UK in the EU quite well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvYuoWyk8iU

>>19258402
>The EU needs to get its shit together regarding the single market, but the UK leaving isolates the UK from even more markets.
Pretty much
It was just a dumb move. The British blamed all the shitty laws on the EU and blamed the EU if they had problems at home. Then the people believed these things and actually wanted to leave the EU. Which is now a problem for the politicians because they never wanted that. At least no sane individual from business or politics ever wanted that.

[Anonymous No.19258507]

>>19258453
VTIQ

[Anonymous No.19258509]

>>19258470
What did anon say that was wrong? Granted I still believe long term positives would outweigh the negatives from breaking away.

[Anonymous No.19258545]

>>19258499
>>19258399
Wrrong video. This one I wanted to show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVYqB0uTKlE

[Anonymous No.19258549]

>>19258402
43% of QQQ is Tech holdings, healthcare is only about 8%

If tech goes down, it wont matter if Healthcare absolutely skyrockets.
And with investors fleeing into tech because it looks like an investment safe haven, you're going to have a massively overinflated bubble primed for popping.
Your portfolio would get absolutely bullied

With a huge chunk of the nation unemployed, spending will be throttled and less money will be funneled into luxury technologies.
And Amazon which is a large chunk of QQQ has 7 dead of the Wuhan Hangover and refuse to disclose how many are sick.
It will come to a head, where employees refuse to work for fear of getting sick or the company is ordered to halt operation.

[Anonymous No.19258553]

>>19258509
that retard is literally arguing in favor of massive government to BENEFIT economies, he should stick to cooming to anime pictures

[Anonymous No.19258557]

>>19258435
Seems like good advice to me thanks man
>>19258461
I did not realize that but I appreciate the information

[Anonymous No.19258559]

>>19258507
Old news

[Anonymous No.19258565]

Why the fuck did I cash out of $FSLY today. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.19258567]

I just wish the market would drop one more time so a real bull market can arise.

[Anonymous No.19258572]

>>19258429
cute bait!
Imagine making decisions based purely on ideology rather than weighing all the pros and cons. People like you make me think freedom is a mistake, you'd be better off with a monarch ordering you around, pleb.

>>19258499
>The British blamed all the shitty laws on the EU and blamed the EU if they had problems at home. Then the people believed these things and actually wanted to leave the EU.
And I expect more of this, because nationalism like that makes it easy to find an external scapegoat rather than facing facts like the two-party system is a joke and we have no say in anything.

[Anonymous No.19258598]

>>19258299
they are all "long term investors" now

or in other words, bagholders in denial lol

[Anonymous No.19258608]

>>19258549
Why would 7 drones dying have any effect on the value of the company?

[Anonymous No.19258611]

>>19258299
I don’t know why it was ever a thing to begin with


I also can’t believe there’s a penny stock general. We’ve gone full shit coin now.

[Anonymous No.19258623]

>>19258411
good call with the trailing stop.

[Anonymous No.19258629]

>>19257982
I quit cold turkey. The dentist said I am going to develop cancer within a year. My gums were always bleeding and sore. I gained 10 lbs, then 20 from corona.. Fml. Now I'm trying to find someone who has adderall

[Anonymous No.19258630]

So I have been gone all day... what happens tomorrow? Any big news?

[Anonymous No.19258637]

>>19258476
True. All they have to do is find another one before the next roll cycle.

USO is shitty but massive. They'll find someone else.

Just in case, the 5% trailing stop safety net kicks in and I'm Gucci

[Anonymous No.19258670]

Alright, how many of you are guilty?

[Anonymous No.19258672]

>>19258629
energy drinks like monster help, they give you the buzz like adderall and suppress appetite

[Anonymous No.19258676]

>>19258364
The EU is replacing whites with Muhammad. It will all come tumbling down before America does.

[Anonymous No.19258688]

>>19258364
>things just stop working
Naw mate. Its all a bureaucratic illusion to control plebs. Make people think things are planned out when in reality nobody knows what the fuck they are doing.

[Anonymous No.19258695]

>>19258637
>Onaholes
I have a huge box of unopened ones.
Jesus I need to stay hydrated more.

USO is awful there are better buys out there.
Hell at least ENBL is giving me a dividend despite being shit lately.

[Anonymous No.19258696]

>>19258670
shit homie I'm going for the blackout what's the jackpot?

[Anonymous No.19258703]

>>19258608
Because no one wants to die a drone?
And having the company you are working with during a pandemic not want to disclose why Paul from the Dildo Department isn't showing up to work anymore is spooky as hell?
Are you too autistic to understand human fear?

[Anonymous No.19258712]

>>19258565
you think itll drop soon? i mean it could keep going up for a couple days anon

[Anonymous No.19258737]

>>19258703
Why is that the company’s responsibility? How many Walmart employees have died during this?

[Anonymous No.19258742]

>>19258623
Can someone explain the mechanics of the trailing stop? I get that it's supposed to travel with the price and sell when it goes below some percentage. but what is that in regard too. The price of the stock at opening that day?

[Anonymous No.19258750]

>>19258670
Got 5 but it's not a bingo.
>because nationalism like that makes it easy to find an external scapegoat rather than facing facts like the two-party system is a joke and we have no say in anything.
Couldn't it be also argued that a lack of nationalism/patriotism caused this?

[Anonymous No.19258757]

>>19258703
>>Because no one wants to die a drone?
The average age of the people who die of the sniffles is 80 years old. Amazon hires young Somalis who don't care about the sniffles.

[Anonymous No.19258765]

Can somebody help a brainlet here? S&P 500 closed at 2,948. Futures are at 2,948. Why are the futures +0.4% and not +0.0%? Pls don’t bully.

[Anonymous No.19258775]

>>19258737
All of them

[Anonymous No.19258791]

>>19258765
Futures value is different from intraday values. Look up “Fair Value”

[Anonymous No.19258794]

>>19258637
Where do i get the vibrator stick to put in my pee hole

[Anonymous No.19258795]

>>19258670

>cheap stock to sell covered calls

Man fuck you

[Anonymous No.19258798]

>>19258775
The ones who didn't die of the airborne aids were killed by the killer hornets.

[Anonymous No.19258808]

>>19258695
What if I told you, USO is a literal onahole...pump and dump before the new cycle begins, get gains and get out. You're not going long term and marrying it lol

[Anonymous No.19258823]

>>19258670
>international exposure
>bonds
>index funds
>large cash reserves
Admit it, you're one of those clinically retarded boomer bank financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.19258832]

>>19258670
>DEEP OTM SPY options
define "deep"

[Anonymous No.19258846]

>>19258832
SPY 200p

[Anonymous No.19258848]

>>19258676
I visted London the last time in 2015 I think.
Naturally I went to several museums. Often school classes from very different schools with little boys and girls came in groups with a guide.
And I did not see a single class where more than 10% of kids were white. Most girls wear wearing a hijab.
Usually the group of 25 or so children had like one little white fellow. Maybe two. Several classes did not have a single white kid.

This is not the fault of the EU. That was Britannia herself. The EU did not force Britain to accept all people from her former colonies. Hell, they started coming way before the EU even existed.

>>19258688
>The EU will not just stop trucks full of British beef because the factory was not certified by EU inspectors
They will.

I dont get what youre trying to say. Try to sell a drug without FDA approval and convince them that it its ok because "it just works". Then you will understand how much pain it involves.

[Anonymous No.19258849]

>>19258299
At this point, I'm just holding simply out of principle - that principle being, I diverted so much from my working strategy in March only to fall flat on my ass, I might as well let the whole thing play out to zero.
>made money initially
>(((reentered))) on dip
>continued to buy dip
>doubled down after I walked over my cut off exits
>still holding after my final cut off
At this point, it's a really hard lesson to learn, but I'll come back. At least I'm still employed.

[Anonymous No.19258861]

>>19258795
What stock

[Anonymous No.19258863]

>>19258808
Id say... maybe I’m missing out on this onahole thing? Not like id risk dating right now.

[Anonymous No.19258864]

>>19258737
Because entrapping your employees in a job during the busiest time in company history while your coworkers die from a sickness your company refuses to acknowledge is not a good look.
And employees are human beings with their own self-interests and sense of self-preservation.
Do you really think "just ignore it" is a sustainable business model?

>>19258757
Are you capable of breathing and walking at the same time, or do you have to switch between the 2?

[Anonymous No.19258871]

>>19258823
You got me.

[Anonymous No.19258882]

>>19258861
F

[Anonymous No.19258894]

>>19258871
I knew it! Warren the Buffet Ogre of Omaha strikes again.

[Anonymous No.19258897]

>>19258798
Oh shit I forgot about those

[Anonymous No.19258899]

>>19257871
Wrong (((circle))) market manipulator

[Anonymous No.19258901]

>>19258871
You know he’s not a boomer, right?

[Anonymous No.19258909]

>>19258791
Thank you sir

[Anonymous No.19258913]

>>19258765
Futures market is a different market than stock.
The comparison is not against how much the stock closed during intraday trading, but how much the future closed the day before.
It's +0.4% right now because yesterday it closed at 2,937.
Mostly independent of how intraday market moved. (I say mostly because intraday does affect the prices of futures, but not in a direct way)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19258914]

>>19258670
no bingo if you take all my ports and put them together, but if i could snap shot my life over time, i think i got everything except, cruise line or airline, but i might have day traded an airline some where... i've made a shit load of trades. oh and i've never been too heavy on tech, but is there even such a thing? Are you talking bags or just percentage? meh I don't think i've ever been too heavy on tech unless you define it in a way i'd have to agree... like holding losing tech too long, or just like over 50% is invested in tech... even over 50% of tech isn't even bad.... like apple used to be tech, but now it's consumer goods. I guess... I just can't even fucking figure out that one square.

[Anonymous No.19258917]

>>19258611
I have no problem with the penny general
Its a trash filter. No more SNSS, no more "Whatever Therapeutics" or "The graph looks like pic related Pharmaceuticals" with 10 workers.

Gamblers will gamble.

[Anonymous No.19258929]

>>19258897
Did they even do anything significant yet?

[Anonymous No.19258933]

>>19258901
Anyone who drinks coke and rambles about their past for four hours and thinks people care is a boomer.

[Anonymous No.19258942]

>>19258670
missing one
>more than than 50% of your portfolio is in otm options

[Anonymous No.19258951]

>>19258864
>entrapping employees
Why don’t they just quit if they’re overwhelmed by their human sense of self preservation?

[Anonymous No.19258958]

This didn't age well.

[Anonymous No.19258970]

>>19258929
Nah just bee shit

[Anonymous No.19258975]

>>19258670

[Anonymous No.19258982]

Share your stories of the riskiest shit you've pulled. The big payoffs and the big let downs. Motivate me to go big and motivate me to take less risk I wanna hear the absolute mad man level shit where you risked it all biz

[Anonymous No.19258995]

>>19258942
100% of my portfolio is (currently)OTM options. Call me based.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19258996]

>>19258975
it's a really fucking tough card... i'm surprised I couldn't get a bingo.

[Anonymous No.19258997]

>>19258982
BlackRock please. Don't you have more tax dollars to siphon?

[Anonymous No.19258998]

>>19258982
I put all my life savings into tankers and they all went bankrupt. I am financially RUINED!

[Anonymous No.19259004]

>>19258982
I play my companies earnings and win every time. Fuck the SEC.

[Anonymous No.19259008]

>>19258982
I once came inside a fertile 16 year old

[Anonymous No.19259019]

>>19258998
Based, this sounds like the beginning of a rehab center commercial
>>19258997
Idk who or what that is sorry

[Anonymous No.19259020]

>>19258982
Made 30x on a biomeme and bought a house. Cpxx

[Anonymous No.19259063]

>>19258982
I was once all in on a bioshit penny stock. This trade was also my worst loss and the reason I completely changed my (terrible) approach to trading, figured out how to do things properly, manage risk and all that.

[Anonymous No.19259073]

>>19259019
>idk who or what that is sorry
Now that's some juicy bait.

[Anonymous No.19259076]

>>19258958
I talked to one guy the week before oil crashed. He told me oil will moon and he watches carrier groups in the Persian gulf so "everybody with a brain and some intel" can tell how Trump will start a war against Iran.
Then oil went to 30 with a minus in front of it.

What a twat
>>19258996
I even counted AMD as a cheap stock to CC.
>>19258982
/smg/ told me to buy OGI before earnings
No idea what they do, no idea what they earn. Just bought 10 mins before close and we went to the fucking moon. +100% or so.

Usually no big losses. They usual like a 300$ wasted on MTCH calls for earnings or something but nothing I can remember as being too wild.

[Anonymous No.19259080]

>>19258982
I put nearly all my cash I had in my savings at the time on AMRN before the FDA approval and shit. Let's just say I won pretty good. Then I put a smaller amount on ONTX after I won with AMRN. That one didn't turn out to good. Hitched a ride with TRNX. Made back what I lost. Then this virus shit happened. Like a gift. Put over 8,500 on KOS (4300 shares). Ride the wave till $5. My sell order is in place already.

[Anonymous No.19259081]

>>19259063
AAAAAAAAAAH FUTURES ARE BLOOD GREEEEEN!!!!!

[Anonymous No.19259083]

>>19258951
because if you quit you don't get unemployment, forehead.
They're not even being allowed sick leave. Just work while you're sick, dummy.

hey, speaking of, 8th amazon Coronavirus death reported just 4 minutes ago.
Isn't that coincidental?

[Anonymous No.19259119]

>PBA
>ET
>USAC
is this the ultimate divvy portfolio?

[Anonymous No.19259126]

>>19259063
Tbf. we all bought some biopennies during the first two months of trading.
Some shill had a convincing pitch or we go in hoping to get rich within a week.

Usually nobody ever goes all in though. Which one was it?

I also find /smg/ way better without the constant shilling of these shitty companies.

[Anonymous No.19259127]

im financially ruined
quaaaack....

[Anonymous No.19259129]

where my REIT chads at?
we gonna be rich (in 2-3 years)

[Anonymous No.19259133]

>>19258995
And how is that working out for you?

Mine is around 50%. bleeds like crazy then pops huge

[Anonymous No.19259137]

>>19259063
How much loss?
>>19259076
How much gain?
>>19259080
Now this is the shit I wanted to hear. Go wild

[Anonymous No.19259144]

>>19259129
Reporting in.

[Anonymous No.19259151]

>>19259083

amazon actually gave out unlimited non-paid time off through from march through may. they could have delivered pizzas and kept their amazon job.

[Anonymous No.19259161]

Well /biz/?

[Anonymous No.19259164]

>>19259137
>How much gain?
Like 100%. I went in with just 2k or so. Not much

I also had great AMZN earnings once. Actually this year I think. They mooned and I had a 10 bagger.
Most people here had.

[Anonymous No.19259165]

>>19259083
So what? If it’s about self preservation then government gibs shouldn’t be a factor. Either they’re scared for their lives or they’re not and want a paycheck. Life’s full of tough choices.

[Anonymous No.19259170]

>>19258975
Get some tankers for dat bingo

[Anonymous No.19259175]

>>19259161

[Anonymous No.19259176]

>>19259126
Tetra Biopharma. Leaf dude weed based bioshit working on weed based treatment of late stage cancer pain, glaucoma, and some other stuff. Funny thing is if I had held that position there was a period in 2019 where I could have sold that bet for profit. I bailed long before then though.

[Anonymous No.19259181]

>>19259151
Plus $3 per hour more for flu pay

[Anonymous No.19259191]

>>19259161
> Krugman is still getting paid
Only evidence you need for clown world

[Anonymous No.19259194]

>>19259137
>How much loss?
-55%

[Anonymous No.19259197]

>>19259161
"Not enough blacks"
>>19259170
Sir, please. Some of us do in fact like money.
>>19259176
>30 USD
Thats not a penny though

[Anonymous No.19259202]

>>19259181

and they gave double overtime pay instead of 1.5 time. those warehouse faggots should have been working 80 hours a week

[Anonymous No.19259210]

>>19259133
Pretty much the same. I started playing with options when I had $5,000 and lost almost all of it. Went from $500 to $3,000 last week, now I’m back down to $1,500 but holding some good long term calls that I’m hopeful on. This is the white man’s casino.

[Anonymous No.19259217]

>>19259197
>30 USD
You must be looking at the wrong ticker. It closed today at 21 leaf cents.

[Anonymous No.19259234]

>>19258670
Needs one about selling covered calls with stock you bought on margin.

[Anonymous No.19259237]

>>19258982
I went all-in on one midcap oil company in early 2015 halfway through the crash, because I thought it was over or at least there would be a recovery within 6 months to levels beyond where I bought in. Foolish me.

Should have paid attention and cut my losses so much sooner, since the stock went from $55 peak to $22 (where I bought in) and then down to about $4, and then a further slow death to under $1 between 2015 and 2019. I hung onto the stock because I thought the financials made it possible for it to play out until prices recovered without bankruptcy. Around last summer things were picking up, but then it stalled a bit and when corona came it crashed again.

During corona crash, I again thought the company would survive long enough for a price recovery, so I bought in at $0.445 to help DCA. Stock is currently at $0.43 and I continue to pray for a recovery.

At this point it's not even about the money - I lost 30K on this by summer 2015 and it has mostly stagnated since - it's about ego and being able to recover from what was objectively way too risky of a decision.

[Anonymous No.19259239]

>>19258995
you are based and so am i.
in PTON and PINS puts :^)

[Anonymous No.19259243]

>>19258958
Negative? Probably not. But what they did do is switch contracts early. What this did isn't clear but I suspect there are some major bag holders than cannot pay the June contracts, but we wont know the impacts any time soon.

>>19259076
>Trump will start a war with Iran
What kind of idiot would believe that?
>orange man bad

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259254]

>>19259083
tell them to fuck off and just pull from the 50 million unemployed to replace them... everything about this image just pisses me off. it's like fucking mexicans are smart enough to read, but not english? It's like they're just pandering for international attention.

[Anonymous No.19259268]

>>19259243
>Probably not.
What are you talking about? This is already in the past.

[Anonymous No.19259272]

>>19258098
OILK or USO

[Anonymous No.19259289]

>>19259237
Holy fuck friend that's pretty heartbreaking.
>>19259080
When do you think that will happen? They are at $2 now I wouldnt mind putting a few dollars on that but know literally nothing about KOS

[Anonymous No.19259293]

>>19259161
>krugman
dude is a fucking joke

[Anonymous No.19259296]

>>19259217
Sorry. Yeah.
Wow. Its close to the single digits
>>19259243
>What kind of idiot would believe that?
I have no idea. Some person thinking hes smarter than the rest.
I do this all the time, but I have a trading strategy to keep me from acting on these whims

[Anonymous No.19259311]

>>19259268
I was talking in the context of last week. Obviously it didn't go negative. :)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259315]

>>19259083
How many amazon employees have died just from random on the job accidents? Even with all this osha shit, they still happen. Fucking driver dead from a car accident or something... only 8 covid deaths? Fucking nothing virus.

[Anonymous No.19259327]

>>19259243
bad orange man will start a war with venyzuela which will get the russians involved since i heard the russians are helping VZ, and this gibs him perfect time to show he's not putin's puppet so he'll escalate to hot war with russia, china, iran, pakistan.

it will be usa + japan + taiwan + india vs. chyyyyna + russia + iran + pakistan. both sides hate each other. pakistan and india almost got into world-war-poo but it got memoryholed. trump risked getting goyrona a month or two ago to visit india. he also visited japan twice i believe. he's also very friendly with taiwan. we already know the chinkcoms blame HK protests on amerizog.

the war in syria has been awfully quiet lately. it's going to come down to whether turkey wants to side with israel and EU against the bad dictator gasser guy who is head of syria.

WW3 still on the menu. it's also the only way to save boeing at this point which is too big to fail. WW3 deaths will make goyvid19 look like a little schoolyard sniffle.

[Anonymous No.19259337]

>>19259165
hmmm,
Just quit your job that's having an unconstrained, unacknowledged viral outbreak and have zero support from a government printing trillions of dollars leading into a massive recession, during a projected 20+% unemployment?
or
Just keep working and hope you're not one of the one who dies while the "non-essential" employees stay at home and order stupid shit :^)

>>19259151
And now when their employees are dying they have their hazard pay cut.
They get some cool T-shirts tho haha
Praise Bezos.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259349]

>>19259161
I'll fight my whole life for it. I'd be willing to go to the grave for it. I love this fucking market.

[Anonymous No.19259352]

>>19259202
Is amazon stingy on their overtime? I know walmart is and I always hear the head cashier(?) telling the cashier to turn off their light, clock out, and go on break

[Anonymous No.19259353]

>>19259237
Let it die, Anon. Its not worth clinging to this

[Anonymous No.19259368]

Poorfag here, just started trading like a month ago. So far I’ve made like $700 dollars on airlines. Sentiment here seems like airlines are a bad bet. Why is that ?

[Anonymous No.19259371]

>>19259327
and remember trump's very historic visit to kim jong un the fat korean guy. that was big news wannit? he was trying to get kim jong un to side with usa and not with china. china didn't like that so they attempted to poison kim but he's got such a robust constitution he survived. remember just a few weeks ago the news was reporting that kim jung un was *dead*? membah the HK protests?

[Anonymous No.19259380]

>>19259327
I want you to name my child after your second favourite star and lick his bald head while singing the song of your people.

And its not my child, Elon. Its a bald Chinese man. A bald Chinese man, Elon.

[Anonymous No.19259382]

Man, I’m so tempted to liquidate the portfolio and go yolo on a credit spread or something.

[Anonymous No.19259385]

>>19259368
>Why is that ?
People are spooked is all. I like airlines quite a bit right now.

[Anonymous No.19259388]

>>19259368
>Why is that ?
Looked up to the sky in recent times?

[Anonymous No.19259390]

>>19259327
>Russia gives a shit about Venezuela
>Pakistan and Russia side with China
Retarded. But war with China is still possible. We can just starve them any time we want though, so its up to China is they lash out as they die.

[Anonymous No.19259396]

>>19259380
pee pee poo poo i've gone insane from trying to short the markets. heee heee hah hah! pic rel is actual photograph me mum took today of me.

[Anonymous No.19259403]

>>19259390
If the US starts fighting with China the rest of the world may win. But none of the two big boys.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259404]

>>19259349
This nation was founded by people like me for 2 reasons liberty including economic freedom, and nationalism. I see Trump respecting these values, while liberals infringe upon them on an almost daily basis.

[Anonymous No.19259405]

>>19259076
>I talked to one guy the week before oil crashed. He told me oil will moon and he watches carrier groups in the Persian gulf so "everybody with a brain and some intel" can tell how Trump will start a war against Iran.
What a fucking idiot. Was this in person or just a pathetic RTX shill from smg?

If the fattest president since Taft wanted war, he’d definitely wait until closer to the election, and only if he’s not winning in the polls.

[Anonymous No.19259411]

>>19259396
You belong here with the other schizos.

[Anonymous No.19259414]

>>19259368
They're not bad, they're just a risky bet where the underlying isn't great.
At some point in time airlines will recover, but it's hard to tell which will go under before they do and exactly how long demand will take to return to 2019 levels. Most expect at least a year or two.

[Anonymous No.19259415]

>>19259368
Energy and oil.

[Anonymous No.19259417]

>>19259289
Hard to say, they've been on a steady up climb. As the economy starts roaring again I think they'll pick up speed. February, before this virus, they were $5 a share.

[Anonymous No.19259418]

Hey FANGchads, when does the divvy process? This is babbys first divvy

[Anonymous No.19259419]

>>19259390
hey, believe what you want. i don't care, i don't even know who you are! here's some fake news:
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/08/world/americas/russia-venezuela-maduro-putin.html

[Anonymous No.19259421]

ED is looking tasty right about now.

[Anonymous No.19259429]

>>19259388
I understand this but it seems to me that they are bound to come back. What are people gonna do not fly places ?

[Anonymous No.19259433]

>>19259327
I know that in the west russia and china often get lumped in the same group but both sides hate each other
Realistically if america went to war with either of them the other would have more to gain by siding with america or staying neutral at best

[Anonymous No.19259436]

>>19259405
Trump doesn’t want war. Not one bit. He might rattle sabers but Trump wants to be remembered as a great president who presided over an era of peace and US prosperity. A war would taint that.

[Anonymous No.19259443]

>>19258670
Damn I got pretty close. I capitulated on the tankers this week though, just couldn't do it anymore.
>>19259210
I was down to about 5k from 17k after hitting a 30k win... was getting pretty disheartened before that.

[Anonymous No.19259446]

>>19259411
i'm just a superseeder of /x/-tier retardation because want to boost our numbers and get more /biz/tards on board. after i take my meds i would love to feel your boipucci hahaha no that would be gay

[Anonymous No.19259454]

>>19259429
>What are people gonna do not fly places ?

I foresee a lot of people taking road trips this summer with how cheap gas is and all the lingering COVID fears.

[Anonymous No.19259455]

>>19259368
Airlines are a great bet right now. The idiots here consider themselves day traders so if you were going to be doing that then airlines are bad. If you are a long-term hold guy then there has almost never been a better time to buy oil or airlines.

[Anonymous No.19259481]

>>19259433
russian people are probably not too happy with chinks right now if we take the goyronavirus to be true and accurate in its devastation of russia. so yes i agree with you. however, putin has been very friendly with xi since the getgo and even brought xi some spesho russian ice cream. look it up. russia is too close to china to be its enemy at this point. they're painted as the bad guys, but weirdly the liberals don't paint china as the bad guys, only russia. it's all very confusing and my goybrain doesn't have enough neurons to make sense of it all.

[Anonymous No.19259485]

>>19259429
How do you know the one airline you chose won't be one of the 80% to go bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.19259489]

>>19259315
https://futurism.com/deaths-amazon-list-most-dangerous-employers
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/oct/17/amazon-warehouse-worker-deaths

the amount of people who died working for amazon doubled over a 2 month period.
what is it like, being so irresponsibly wrong, and proud of it?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259493]

>>19259419
Uhh China and Russia view Venezuala's current administration as part of a sphere of influence, and do not want regime change because of the natural resources and strategic location of the country... they've been actively investing in maduro's country and don't want to see juan take over and become friends with USA. it's pure diplomacy, they don't really give a fuck about the people who are suffering in that country at all.

[Anonymous No.19259502]

>>19259405
>What a fucking idiot. Was this in person or just a pathetic RTX shill from smg?
RTX was a non issue at that point I think.
It was just one guy hell bent on longing oil and nothing deterred him from doing so. He also said that he was an expert on Iran. To someone who has been to Iran wo times, three months each.
Was quite weird.
>>19259429
Of course they will come back. The problem is that a lot of them may face bankruptcy and nobody can predict how it will all play out.

Lets imagine a second wave hits. Politicians cant close down the economy again, so they start blaming people who travel too much and close the borders again. Doesnt even have to make sense, but many airlines would go out of business.
Also less people will travel now when its all so risky.

The best options I personally see would be Lufthansa, KLM and other "national" carriers that will will nationalized or supported if need be. Or lines with huge amounts of cash on hand. Like Ryanair.

Just my two cents. I neither have airline stock nor would I bet against them.

[Anonymous No.19259506]

>>19259485
>thinking 80% of airlines would fail

Are you a retard or something?

[Anonymous No.19259509]

>>19259455
Ya I’m def more of a long term hold guy. Don’t know much about oil, wasn’t it supposed to crash again today ? Would like to get some but don’t know which is best. Something like xom or shell ?

[Anonymous No.19259514]

>>19259489
Is that why I didn't get my ghost pepper and Carolina reaper seeds???? Reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.19259521]

>>19259429
>they are bound to come back
Not all of them

[Anonymous No.19259525]

>>19259506
You're right, it's 99%.
Read the news lately? No? How about google? Wikipedia page for airline bankruptcies? Still nothing? Oof!

[Anonymous No.19259527]

>>19259337
>t. assblasted Amazon wagie

[Anonymous No.19259535]

>>19259485
>implying Jerome won't show up at precisely the right time
lol you really don't get the airline play do you?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259537]

>>19259489
doubled in a 2 month period? so if 1 died a month... that means 4 died in a 2 month period? 8 covid deads? 3 months? meh this is such rubbish.

[Anonymous No.19259560]

>>19259525
Anon if you think that UAL, DAL, LUV, AAL or pretty much any well known airline is going bankrupt your a fucking idiot. The government has already and will continue to prop them up until this is over. And the instant this is over in the minds of the public their price will literally 2x in a week.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259561]

>>19259537
according to my calculations, you're more likely to die working for amazon, than actually dying working for amazon because of covid-19.....

[Anonymous No.19259562]

You guys write pretty good FUD.

[Anonymous No.19259566]

>>19259489
Literally fake news. The virus is a HOAX nothingburger invented by the do nothing dems in another coup attempt.

[Anonymous No.19259583]

>>19259560
DAL has about a 50/50 shot. LUV about 0. UAL about 10%, AAL about 5%. If you want to gamble with those odds, you'll have better luck at the casino.

[Anonymous No.19259587]

>>19259353
I'll probably give it another year unless the markets start to bomb and I just blanket sell my whole portfolio before then. If I can't even break even with DCA after this oil recovery, I don't think it will ever happen.

It's currently worth about 16% of my total portfolio, so I feel like I'm in the awkward position where it is too cheap to easily dismiss, but not expensive enough to need to liquidate. I'm especially torn because oil was hit so much harder than the rest of the market, and the odds of a real oil recovery seem pretty high.

[Anonymous No.19259590]

>>19259417
Going to add that to my watchlist and maybe throw half my boeing win at it. Hope it pans out for you

[Anonymous No.19259602]

>>19258299
It was killed by relentless shitposting. Some ridiculously autistic anon or paid shill would reply to every post within 5 minutes with some silly reddit tier bullshit.

Plus, now with the Oilmageddon averted - which was the exciting part - nothing interesting is going to happen anytime soon. They're just comfy div stocks with a decent 2year outlook, like any other oil stock, so there's no reason to muscle through that ridiculously determined moron.

[Anonymous No.19259603]

Is RTX on a moon run?

I hope so because my calls have already doubled.

[Anonymous No.19259606]

>>19259587
Anon...
Youre investing in an oil penny stock.
I beg of you. Just liquidate that stuff.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259611]

>>19259583
so you're telling me to buy southwest?

[Anonymous No.19259618]

>>19259583
I have 11K in UAL and 8k in DAL. You are missing out on the largest buying opportunity in your life dummy. If the price dips I will buy more. In 1 years time things will be completely back to normal.

[Anonymous No.19259636]

>>19259489
in a truly dangerous viral pandemic the number would be way higher, exponential, not just a weakass doubling from 6 deaths to 12 or whatever the number is. i don't even care, not going to read your faggot links i know you haven't thought things through for yourself.

P A N D E M I C
you think a highly contagious virus can be stopped with just hand santizer, bar soap, masks, and those plexiglass shields they put up between cashier and customer at the grocery store? this whole thing reeks of a hoax, this time it's global. even normie youtube roasties see how ridiculous this is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mZ3KLWoIPc

[Anonymous No.19259638]

Going to grab some XLE tomorrow if it's red and check on it in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.19259646]

>>19259583
>here's some percentages totally based on reality and not freshly fished out of my gaping boipussy
we get it, you're an idiot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259651]

>>19259583
ILUV and believe in the fact the house always wins... All profits I make tomorrow will go to purchasing that shit.

[Anonymous No.19259660]

I’m gonna get assigned on my $5.5 F covered call.

[Anonymous No.19259663]

>>19259561
You know, I went through the effort to back up what I said and all you're doing is doubling down on being a moron.
Why do I even bother.

dump all your money into Amazon, bro. It'll only go up.

>>19259636
I don't say this very often,
but this is Peak Cope.

[Anonymous No.19259671]

Basically I'm doing the long term holding and short term holding play. Long term for the payoff when I'm 65 and never selling anything after that. Short term to fatten up my cash reserves in case uh "shit happens" deals show up. So between the two and my workplace 401 & pension I should be set pretty good.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259690]

>>19259651
I also have to pay taxes, and my executive bonus fee's for profit taking. I expect that means if I have any green I can get at least a partial share worth $1 of that shit.

[Anonymous No.19259720]

>>19258670
Surprisingly more full than I thought.

[Anonymous No.19259725]

>>19259327
No war faggot. Obama and bush started too many. Trump is a peaceful president

[Anonymous No.19259751]

>>19259618
Don't come crying when you are 90% down on your gambles.

[Anonymous No.19259775]

>>19259751
lmao okay moron.

What do you think is a good bet then? Are you one of the TSLA brainlets from WSB?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19259780]

>>19259489
sorry, i'm drunk. so 1 person died on the job every other month over a 12 month period that ended in october before the virus started. ok, but like you're telling me to buy this shit, telling me they're irresponsible, uhhh wtf? I'm just asking you, why would you want to be involved with a company that is running their business the way they are? Do you look at risk and liability??? Don't get me wrong, but do you have any objections to the way the company is run?

[Anonymous No.19259793]

>>19259725
eat shit niglet, Trump is very pro-military even if he's against war. he'll let himself get dragged into a hot war by neocon generals, if it maintains his image as a strong leader. you know nuffin. stick to your bluechip stocks. the rank and file mil support trump but many of the generals are seething neocon/neoliberals who want more war, not less. but of course they prefer it to be in mideast, not against chicoms.

[Anonymous No.19259816]

>>19259618
ual, dal and aa are the weakest of the airliners. you're going to get papsmeared in 2-3 months after the summer hopium travel season runs out. if i were to get into airliners i would do luv, jblu and spirit. fucking brainlets in /smg/. i'm getting out of here, i feel even more retarded.

[Anonymous No.19259828]

>>19259663
I’m loaded up on AMZN calls. Wagie drones dying is bullish, it’s cheaper to hire another wagie to take his place since there’s no seniority

[Anonymous No.19259829]

Just bought 8390 shares of KTOV

How stupid am I

[Anonymous No.19259834]

>/pol/ afterhours
*yawn*
Remember to fucking BUY TQQQ
>b-b-b-but Tech is overbought this time!
SPXL
>b-b-b-but I'm a pussy
SSO
All other stocks to buy are sub optimal boomertrash meant to keep you as a "wagie" forever.

[Anonymous No.19259835]

>>19259816
what about air canada and Canada's more generous wage subsidies and interest-free loans

[Anonymous No.19259839]

>>19259751
>>19259775
You're both fucking retarded. I'm #ALL-IN on SAVE! See you faggots at the county club! Oh wait, that's right, i won't!

[Anonymous No.19259855]

>>19259816
I mentioned them because most brainlets point to them and larp about them going away. You guys are fucking idiots if you think that is happening. Same with Boeing, these companies are vital to us infrastructure and none of them are going to fail.

[Anonymous No.19259860]

>>19259834
Based. SPXL calls are the only thing in my portfolio other than SAVE

[Anonymous No.19259863]

>>19259839
based. but fuck airlines

[Anonymous No.19259871]

>>19259780
listen, Baggie.

I'm saying that on Amazon's current path, they are unsustainable.
They are not taking care of their employees, and despite a large part of their business being automated, they still need human beings to do a large part of the job.
All the small businesses have been largely shuttered, and Amazon has had essentially the entire bulk of America's needs put on their shoulders.

They're trying to -instead of acknowledge their shortcomings of containing the virus- to just censor the information instead and work their employees twice as hard with twice the risk.
These people aren't going to stand for this much longer, and they just had an 8th death reported today.

I think, in my opinion, Amazon will be toast in maybe 3 months time.
There employees will either outright strike and the gears will grind to a halt completely, or they will be ordered to shut down by local government.

I don't have crystal ball, i'm just thinking in terms of human psychology.

>>19259828
maybe, maybe not. who knows.
Regardless, best of luck to you.

[Anonymous No.19259893]

>>19259816
You are the same type of retard who called me stupid for buying MAR at ~$68 too. Absolute pussies unable to take reasonable risk.

[Anonymous No.19259911]

Anyone buy KO calls today?
How about some UVXY?

>>19259436
>Trump doesn’t want war.
But he also doesn't want to lose reelection, and starting a war with foreigners your population doesn't like is a quick way to boost support if it looks like you'll lose.
It's a big IF, but it was a possibility. Not sure if the same rules apply now that there's already a crisis.

>>19259502
oh yeah... ok
Even if the feet are pretty unexciting to me, I like how heavily into hosiery /smg/ has been lately. Maybe because of office-lady posting, maybe because maid posting...
How'd your tankers work out?

[Anonymous No.19259932]

God bless America, land that I love
Stand beside her and guide her
Through the night with the light from above

[Anonymous No.19259948]

>>19259911
>How'd your tankers work out?
Not me
>Even if the feet are pretty unexciting to me
Same. i have this stewardess looking disgusted if youre interested though

[Anonymous No.19259960]

>>19259775
Consumer staples least affected by shutdown, oil producers as quick-plays (they will also get fucked depending on the distribution of wells that have been shut so far and the barrel price as they only break even above $35 minimum), telecoms, utilities, banks (on the risky side, but with good odds).

[Anonymous No.19260000]

I keep getting the feeling that SPOT is going to go ballistic. Never see it shilled here and my first reaction would be that it is too expensive, but after what we've all seen from other big techs this thing has potential. Only question is to go with calls or equity? That chart is gorgeous.

[Anonymous No.19260012]

>>19259960
Have fun with your 5% gains nerd

[Anonymous No.19260026]

>>19259960
>banks (on the risky side, but with good odds)
Eat shit from low interest rates which will likely stay this way for a long time. Also exposed to bad, risky, and delayed debt.
They will take as long to recover as airlines, maybe even longer. They are just unlikely to go under because the Fed will literally see this country turn to ash before shitty banks are allowed to bite it.

[Anonymous No.19260029]

>>19260012
All of the things I listed have immediate upsides in the 50%-100% range on top of a high winrate likelihood.

[Anonymous No.19260058]

So I’m trying to flesh out my Sim City index. So far I got industrial, commercial, and residential REITs, a water utility, electric utility, and a garbage service company. Are there any police department or fire department stocks? School stocks?

[Anonymous No.19260068]

There are lot of schizos in this general. There is an inverse correlation between sane content and characters typed.

[Anonymous No.19260090]

>>19260058
GEO is a prison REIT.

[Anonymous No.19260092]

>>19259793
Not even trump is dumb enough not to realize that going to war will tank his approval, unless we were physically attacked on US soil which is unlikely

[Anonymous No.19260094]

>>19260068
It’s just me and you in this thread dude.

[Anonymous No.19260098]

>>19260029
>Unironically believing that you are SO good at investing, that the stocks you picked are simultaneously the least risky and have the greatest potential for gains

[Anonymous No.19260099]

>>19260026
>Also exposed to bad, risky, and delayed debt.
That's the real problem. However there's very good chance they'll figure out how to offload that to the average joe, like usual.

>Eat shit from low interest rates which will likely stay this way for a long time.
The exact opposite, as they benefit from the low rates but don't let their clients benefit from the same rates.

>They will take as long to recover as airlines, maybe even longer.
Not even remotely true. Airlines bleed money as soon as they operate under 100% capacity, while banks have insane margins on almost everything. Night and day. Airlines are guaranteed fucked for the next 4 years minimum, if they even survive. Meanwhile banks haven't even begun to feel the heat (this will only happen in 4+ months when the big debt owners are no longer being directly propped up by the government; conversely if everything reopens as planned without incident they're safe).

>They are just unlikely to go under because the Fed will literally see this country turn to ash before shitty banks are allowed to bite it.
And finally, this makes them infinitely safer than airlines. Airlines don't have a good trackrecord of being bailed out. Banks absolutely due (though again, this isn't a sure thing).

[Anonymous No.19260105]

>>19259948
fucking kek always interested, still love that this series exists

[Anonymous No.19260113]

>>19260098
Imagine being so mind-numbingly clinically retarded you actually believe that common sense is a magical utopic investment strategy.

[Anonymous No.19260117]

>>19260090
Added to the list, thanks.

[Anonymous No.19260118]

USO is a great investment for the next 3 months. Why? Because OIL WILL NOT GO DOWN FROM HERE. OPEC will not allow oil to ever go negative again. If that means cutting production by half, so be it. Trump will not allow Oil to go negative again.

You all should of bought the Oil Dip long ago boys. Oil is the new Green $$$.

[Anonymous No.19260124]

>>19259960
holy fuck you are retarded.

[Anonymous No.19260134]

>>19260094
spooky

[Anonymous No.19260149]

>>19259618
> Things will be back to normal!
> So having lost billions upon billions in revenue and increased their debt by billions and billions doesn't matter!
Go get 'em tiger

[Anonymous No.19260150]

>>19260099
>The exact opposite, as they benefit from the low rates but don't let their clients benefit from the same rates.
Take any bank ticker and look at their chart. You will almost certainly see that it took from 2008 to 2013-2016 for them to see any steady growth.
They are airlines tier without the risk of an "oops they went bankrupt" problem

[Anonymous No.19260160]

From the mountains to the prairies
To the oceans white with foam
God bless America, my home sweet home

[Anonymous No.19260167]

>>19260118
It'll be a worthwhile lesson for you to learn why USO was literally the only bad oil play to make.
Here's a hint. It's all retail in there.

[Anonymous No.19260202]

>>19260150
Take any ticker from that period.

[Anonymous No.19260205]

>>19259960
You know what else had huge potential upside? JCP and HTZ

[Anonymous No.19260206]

>>19260149
Received billions and billions in aid, cut billions in costs and has fallen 75%in stock price... Unironically seems like a good time to enter to me.

[Anonymous No.19260207]

>>19260149
How many countries have put a man on the moon? And you would doubt we can’t get our airlines up in a year?

Stay poor faggot!

[Anonymous No.19260209]

>>19260099
>Airlines are guaranteed fucked for the next 4 years minimum
Is this what people who consumer mainstream news actually believe? This is the single most braindead take I've ever seen on /biz/. Make sure to check /smg/ on January 1st 2021, anon. I'll post a screencap then, when SAVE is x3

[Anonymous No.19260253]

>>19260245
>>19260245
>>19260245
new

[Anonymous No.19260255]

>>19259436
Doesn't matter what he wants.
Obama bombed the shit out of the Middle East and created Isis and dude still won a Nobel peace prize.

[Anonymous No.19260258]

>>19258364
>durr, 'conomy more important dan soveriegnty, people must serve market, market big man cloud in sky.
Ass backwards, if you want to know where overvaluation and easily destroyed supply lines, hell even depressions, come from read this idiot's post.

[Anonymous No.19260261]

>>19260150
You have to realize how different the situation is. 2008 was sparked by subprime mortgage lending. Banks were the originators. They packaged all the subprime loans and sold that shit as MBSs. They couldn't recover their losses as a result. Here it's not even remotely comparable. Have you tried getting a loan before and after? They used to let students get a 200k mortgage at 3% down, now they won't let a stable skilled worker get a 100k mortgage at 10% down and require 500 proofs of xyz. There are no more subprime loans going around. Combined with all the government gibs and the fact that this time, every entity is aware of the risk and is deadset on mitigating it, there's no way they'll get in trouble so long as shit opens in the next 3-6 months.
Even if none of that was trivially verifiable, they STILL wouldn't be airline tier on historical bailout rates, running expenses and margins alone.
You really don't know what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.19260276]

>>19260209
There's also nothing stopping it from making another leg down and going to $4-5

[Anonymous No.19260281]

>>19260205
JCP and HTZ never had any kind of potential whatsoever, only literal clinically retarded inbreds fell for them.

[Anonymous No.19260340]

>>19260276
I would welcome that. Wonderful opportunity to buy more.

[Anonymous No.19260341]

>>19260160
Takes me back to 2001. I remember me and my dad watching ball games and this was always sung. Now the liberals call this song racist, the anthem, and patriotism is white terrorism. Fuck, it wasnt that long ago...

[Anonymous No.19260392]

>>19259076
OGI breeds pot. You bought a stoner stock.

[Anonymous No.19260456]

>>19258670
> <5% cash
I feel personally attacked

[Anonymous No.19260461]

>>19259583
>those odds
odds according to ur mum's butt

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19260797]

>>19259871
I have a crystal glass from waterford crystal i'm drinking my scotch out of, and I can tell you... Thanks for the insight, I'm a fan of personal liberty, personal responsibility... I don't want to see people hurt, but if we have to raise prices to pay workers more.... if we have to add more costs for having an employee regarding additional training and even more ppe.... as an economist I forecast a push back...

english and shit was never my best subject, but as far as psychology... i'm a great listener when I want to be, and honestly... I've heard enough bullshit outcrys from union supporting liberals.

When Gov Cuomo says, "Those who want to work can get a job working for an essential business or what?"

That is an abuse of power, tyrannical statement from a man drunk with power.... He's dishonest and scum... He's actively asking people stay on furlough and apply for more work that he's deemed essential? Who get's to pick and choose what jobs are essential? I hate this pullback of the economy. It's fucking mostly from governors of states run by Democratic majorities... They're just asking for gibs while that's not how economies function....

Ok sorrry... i'm just kinda retarded, but I'm going to use this strife as a learning experience, and carry my new found wisdom forever... Don't make the same fucking mistake 2 or 3 times. If you want a better life, you have all the tools to do it.

[Anonymous No.19260900]

>>19258177
I think Norwegian is better, but ccl is safer.

Either way I second cruise ships. I have 100k in both. My plans to get out at 28 though.

[Anonymous No.19260991]

>>19258364
I got a economics degree, love how this is put.

Best part is how much it offend the pol tards who probably invest less then 5k. Fuck off plebs, no one cares about your investment ideas or political beliefs.

Go back to pol and parrot Russian divisive propaganda there.

[Anonymous No.19261171]

>>19259368
I sold 3/4 of my airlines today. I like them long term I’m just afraid this covid turns into a full on recession like 2008. That case things crash and it takes 5 years to return to 2019 numbers. Still 300% growth in 5 years, damn good.

But I like Cruise ships more, because I see them doubling this year, with less economic risk. But once they hit 28 I’ll sell and probably jump back in to airlines.

[Anonymous No.19261204]

>>19259485
Canada will never let its national airline fail. Plus it had the most cash pre covid. Last the CDN is weaker then normal so great time to convert.