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>>19248522300 SPY confirmed tomorrow.
>>19248557oh no no no
Always a pleasure
>>19248557you sold right?
TVIX LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Why would you buy anything other than TVIX and T/SQQQ?
>>19248557see that small red triangle? I sold there.
i did it, i bought the bottom and sold the top before the big dip+120€
>>19248594And my axe
>holding over a 3 day weekend
FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBOS
>>19248595Because i am no gambling faggot. Only buying FAANGs, and buying more with every dip.
what non-stock related purchases are making today? I'm picking up picrelated from my local guitar shop to play doom metal riffs all weekend
MPC anon, are you ok?
>>19248612Full service massage
>>19248522>suicide prevention FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T TELL NOT TO PERFORM THE ULTIMATE SHORT
>>19248557it's a nothingburgerthe market has never been more undervalued than it is todaythe fed will let the taps run until we're back to normal valuationsdow j $50k+ eoy and $250k+ by 2025
AMD isn't moving guys I think it's dead
Got 9 AMZN. Should I sell now or do you guys think it'll go higher?
>>19248612I got 2 hockey twigs and waiting on some wheels in the mail.
anyone else see GPS as oversold?lower than they were in 08
alright lads. recommend me a degenerate bet with the following restrictions--around $500 max outlay-call or put option for January 2021 -don't make the stock too esoteric piece of shit. I'm looking to gamble more on knock on corona impact/second wave/black swan/ global unrest/Joe Biden dying/ those kind of things
Green day today. Same as tomorrow.
i only respect pussy
>>19248612Haha same brother, I just purchased the Latest Crush GUITAR AMP from AMAZON, buy now!
RTX is holding up the entire market!
>>19248612>doom metal riffsGuitar music fags are stuck in the past, hasn't every metal riff been already done at this point? Like dude get a computer and make electronic beats it's 2020
>>19248662wait 30 mins and see
>>19248665Look at AEO, that's just how much the retail clothing market is worth right now.
mfw I have to go back to work next week and won't be able to sit in my underwear and daytrade all day
>>19248741work from home, then you can pretend to work while you sit in your underwear and daytrade all day.
I also respect bunny
Damn... These GLD puts are up over 650% on the fucking day!!!
>>19248741You were supposed to figure out how to do it full time before being called back to work.
All my gold miners are tankingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Mess with the crabb-O, you get stabb-O!
Anybody here jump into pennys when the volume is greater than the MCAP? I'm wondering if this is an extremely bad call or a way to dip your toes in the water and gtfo
Why the fuck tech stocks be dying???
reminder that amazon gives out the majority of shares to their employees all during may.
>>19248741Do you guys actually do your jobs at work? I've been at work this hole time daytrading and shitposting.
>>19248784Yeah go ahead bruh
>>19248724Most of them yeah, but they're still fun to play loud. I do music compositions for vidya so I work in every genre. This head is purely for me to play Black Sabbath, 80s thrash and The Sword/related doom bands
>>19248798Yeah I'm an accountant but I'm not allowed to use my phone in the open. Also it is a cubicle close to the printer so constantly people look what I'm doing. I don't want to go back bros. I like being at home.
>>19248837kek go back to work, printer troll
>>19248741just check prices every hour or so and do limit prices and stop losses
>>19248798Well even when I was at work I still got on my e-trade account. Did it during lunch. No one gave a shit.
is it too late to buy calls on DUST or other bear gold miner ETFs ?
>>19248837I'm a private firm accountant and working from home blows. All our engineers fuck off all day and we all still work like dogs.
Finally sold my calls, Im out $500 and I have no idea what this market is doing, every move I make it does the opposite
>>19248668Oracle and chemist over all
>>19248792Idk maybe because they're all ridiculously overbought.
>>19248798my job is literally staring at robots doing the same thing over and over again 5 days a weekhave my phone up all the time and no one says anything because robot programmers are extremely rare and the company is fucked if I leave
>>19248871What are you thinking your next move will be, so we can test this?
>>19248741> mfw they told us to stay home until at least october
>>19248871Weak noodle hands, market will pump soon. Diamond hands make them bandzzz
>>19248798I never left work for the pandemic, I do the measly shit im asked to in an hour or two a day and I trade the rest of the time from my office
>>19248891Wish I wasn't stupid and just sold all my AMD at $60
>>19248866You mean your engineers are off being kings all day t. engineer
>>19248871buy puts plsthx
>>19248898Did you ever program one of the robots to jerk you off
>>19248898What company do you buy the automation machinery from? HON? EMR?
>>19248796So they just dump them as soon as they get them right? If I make anything on this I'll owe you a beer.
>>19248741>company is talking about continuing full work from home for months
>>19248916Why its 55 now?
>>19248648>DJIA in 1791
>>19248955sorry, I held onto most of it at $60*>>19248741>>19248798>>19248898>>19248953>Having a job
>>19248916Buying AMD was smart three years ago when anyone with a brain could see that Ryzen was a platinum winner but the market didn't care.Right now they're priced in as an Intel killer, which isn't accurate. The market is fucking stupid.
>>19248668thats gunna be a roll from me dawg
>>19248971I am longing the East Indies Trading Co. I don't give a fuck what yall boomers say.
>>19248612Metal is for fags
If I sell tvix, it'll moonIf I go wash my car, it'll dumpIf I sit here and watch it, it'll stay at 154 all dayWat do
>>19248950Why in gods name would anyone just dump free amazon shares? I mean hell I'd sit on them for at least a year. It ain't like it'd kill you or nothing to wait..
>>19248997everything is for fags
>>19248980>Buying AMD was smart three years ago when anyone with a brain could see that Ryzen was a platinum winner but the market didn't care.i fucking hate it, i was holding AMD for months and it was just stagnant for so fucking long so I shuffled my funds to another sector, AMD suddenly moons within a couple monthsWHAT THE FUCKand now I can't even buy back into AMD even though it's strong as fuck because look at how ridiculous its P/E ratio is now
>>19249009Daaang nevermindhere we go
>>19248939no but that sounds like an excellent way of getting your dick ripped off>>19248947from Japanmainly Motoman because we do a lot of welding
>>19248522i cashed out my gains, now what should i buy?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>19248798I work on the railroad. Basically I just sit on trains drink coffee shit post here look at stocks and read books sometimes.
>>19249026Pussy is for fags
someone tell me why Netflix is doing this!!
>>19248612based metal boomer
>>19248668I bet the dancer is a freak, but I'll settle for calculator.
>>19249046Thanks anon. I'm trying to increase my long positions in automation and have been poking around lots of manufacturing companies to invest in. Any suggestions?
>>19249076How do I get that job and how much does it pay
>>19249097NO WE DONT NEED TO CRAB !!!!
>>19248668Rollin for geo-mancer the cunny class
DT has a weak buy signal.
>>19248912Legit same.. wake up..open teams chat..go back to bed.. trade and talk shit for hrs..Get up again..maybe write some code or do a roll to production...Watch netflix and eat tendies off my tits. With honey mustard sauccce
Keep sellingFriday's the big dump into the 3 day weekendDon't hold stinkers
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN>>19248522thread dubs please me
I just love RTX.
OH NO BULLBROS WHAT HAPPENEDFUCK ANIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why yes. I bet against America. How could you tell?
>>19248668Need monk to punch my dick so I can forget about my bleeding longs
>AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
Jesus christ look at the milkers on Morgan today
>>19249145YESTHIS IS IT
>>19249115My best year so far was 99,000 could’ve made 110,000+ but I laid off a lot. I just applied one morning with BNSF hired me on as a brakeman/conductor and sent me to school to be a engineer (operate the locomotive)
the VIX is going to 30 fuck
>>19249190Morgan is the hottest girl on CNBC don't (you) me
>>19249097We sell at the bottom, remember. we're just trying to find it.
SHORT AND BLOODY
>>19249085Because their market share is getting cut up by DIS/CMCSA, GOOG, and AMZN by their respective streaming services so their ridiculous P/E is no longer justified. It has a long way down to go fren. It won't disappear it will just become a dividend stock over time and use the subscription CFC to sustain it. They had first mover advantage but the big boys are here now and won't share content. Get out.
>>19248668Why are you posting this shit when you know /smg/ is already getting spammed will unrelated garbage?
>>19249221Consider yourself you'd
uh oh my stonks are domping
>>19249192This is it when bobros off themselves while SPX goes past 3000
saw this post on wsb about covid vaccines, pump attempt or legit dd?https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/gnxllp/undervalued_covid19_vaccine_player_serious_dd/will the burden of my dvax bags finally be gone? was on the brink of selling
>>19249073I got the samurai. Sounds like an actual bodyguard, lol.
never bet against boomers
Whats everyone buying today. Im HODL on my MRO rn and its doing goooood.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>>19249234Tfw lolicutioner twins gfs
>>19249221need to glaze her footpusy 2bh
>>19249221Maybe, but Meg is best girl
Jesus christ look at that volume on Boeing
>>19249127You have any good English language book recommendations on geomancy, breh? I can't read Chunghwhwa or based Vietnamese.
>>19249281A senile boomercuck who could no longer manipulate the markets like he used to a few decades ago.
>>19249109no fucking ideaabb will do well in long run, swedish industrial experience + mountain jew finances are always a good combination
>>19248950>>19249019they dump them because they have to pay income taxes on them on the day they vest.
Fuck you bears, I still made 7% on boeing today.
>>19249238>their market share is getting cut up by DIS/CMCSA, GOOG, and AMZNAdd T and AAPL to the list. tbqh NFLX is very impressive and their only real issue is the cash flow and competitive pressures on their business model. They're very impressive with a ton of investment in R&D. I don't have Netflix in my portfolio, but the DIS+ floundering should indicate that there's a value proposition to netflix. they handle so much data... so much.
>>19249297Footfags get the rope
23k next.Then 25k.Then 23k.
>>19249298Meg is best girl, yes.
Can someone explain to me how HUYA smashed their earnings and proceeded to dump sharply? Is there something I don't know going on? Dont regret panic selling now lol
Can someone explain to me why US REITs are doing so shit while Canadian REITs have been rising consistently? Both involve commercial real estateWhat is the difference?
If I buy a stock then sale half of it the same day, then the other half later the same day, is that one or two day trades?
Is the market pricing in a war or something?
who else got ACB puts start of day?
>>19249150I'm making the equivalent of $0.22 per day in dividends friend!
>>19248648>shit to GDP ratiowhy did someone even make this? DJIA is a joke. Newscorp S&P only runs it because it literally costs them fuck all and the index = free advertising.
>>19248980>tfw bought at 8 then sold at 16 after it fell from 20 when the "mania ended" and it became "fairly valued"
>>19249338Streaming is the worst business in the world man, massive costs to produce shitty shows or overpay for live sports
AAAAAAAAH 100% OF MY LIFE SAVINGS IS IN QQQ AND MGM CALLS
>>19249384OOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEE
>>19249312Have you read The View Over Atlantis by John Michell? Not a manual, but a good introductory text. From there, I suggest Seed of Knowledge, Stone of Plenty which can be obtained free from Halberg's site.
AMD is tanking. OMG, Time to go on buying spree.
>>19249403>MGM Callswhen for? This week is rough cause they're slowly reopening the casinos and resorts, but it should pick up by the end of the month.
Come to beary
MOM ITS GONEITS ALL FUCKING GONEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>19249365Yes, have you been living on a cave these past few weeks? BA, LMT, RTX, NOC stock prices have been rising dramatically, and we aren't even sure if these companies were pumped by JPow's printers.
>>19249359Canada will shell out free gibs for renters/mortgage holdersUS won’t
>>19249423They’re all for July and August. I’m not sweating it, holding long for big numbers
WHY ARE WE GOING DOWNWTFJEROME SAVE MEEEE
Buy the dip, faggots.
>>19249417What's a good target? $52ish?
>>19249448we are currently dropping because of the house democrat bill they are giving a press conference on that is doa in the senate
STOP FUCKING SELLING
None of you don't deserve saving.Jerome, turn it off.
Wtf when did nvidia break 300!I gave up on it when it was crabbing right under 300. Such regret.
>grug see stonk go big big green>grug watch>green keep climbing higher higher>grug trade rock for stonk>stonk go red right away>red fall fallinggrug hungry
>Buy AMD>It dumpsGreat.
>>19248950nice put. lets see how this one plays out.i would be scared.
>>19249446You're fine. Im genuinely more assmad about missing the 19$ boat on DKNG, who'd have thunk that sportsbetting would float the casinos when theres minimal sports on?
MY FUTURE WIFE IS ON!
>>19249359because US will ban chinks so chinks have to take their commie blood money somewhere else - canada
Toorn eet off, Jerome
What a fucking boring day. I'm going to go play Magic The Gathering.
>>19249402yeah, I'm not saying it's good, but in comparison to everyone else entering the space, nteflix has a (vaguely) leading edge.
>bought google at 1404 >bought netflix at 336 >bought tesla at 811JUST LET ME WIN
>>19249458w-what dip tho?I bought the dip in muh nigga BARRICK GOLD but I can't see any other dips>(except for everything I bought yesterday...)
I am financially ruined
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONLY MORGANS MILKERS ARE KEEPING ME OK
WE GOT TOO COCKY MUMUS
>>19249540I feel for you
What the fuck is this dump? SPY is dropping a dollar every 15-30 minutes.
>>19249540Should have bought Amazon
AMD @ 54.56 now.. Dare I hope it falls to 54 or under..
Just look at all the sales!
>>19249528What do you run? Mono-black here
>bonds keeping me green while rest of portfolio is taking a shita toast to boomer securities!
I don't feel so good, bros.
>>19249502buy amd putsit dumpsGreat!
>>19249558Bull shakeoff, they're inviting puts for the next bull run.
100% cash right now
>>19249560I wrote a 54 put when it was at -0.5 todayDidnt expect it to crash that hard.Oh well. Time to CC. Not worried about that one.
>Fourth day of low volume snail pace rise with wicks on top of the candles.The market is viciously allergic to SPY 300. At this point we're going to Zeno's paradox our way to 299.9999 over the next year.
And wallah, SPY will never be above 295 again
I want off this wild ride
Ahem,Nintendies.>>19249615AMD's a good one, but I don't know if I want 5K worth...
>>19249618It's not allergic, it's just that the crab is too powerful and every opportunity to evade his claws makes him stronger. It's a sideways world out here.
Was up 5% 10mins after open, red now, it’s all so tiring..
Well boys the dream is overshould have sold all at $60 but I'm not very smartalso forgot to set a stop order last night at like $56 or whatever, but whatever.The only question now is which oil to bet $1000-2000 on, UCO? Need the rest for my $600 a month unemployed life.Defense also looks promising
>>19249661Then sell retard. Don't cry when you get left behind.
>>19249358All Chinese stocks are taking a dive rn with the delist bill senate just passed. Gonna fly through Congress prob. Had to panic sell mine as well.
>>19249680Put it in UCO and watch it disappear!
It's okay bros, the fed is painting the charts to force a turn around. Buy and hodl.
>>19249697>the delist bill senate just passedAh, the land of the free.
Kek, KOS is dipping right into my greedy hands. 100 more shares just fell into my lap. 4300 shares total now do I have. Wait for winter and sell the lot at 5 a pop. Still got extra green in my account, gonna wait till it settles then screw the credit card company from screwing me with interest fees.
DT play is on. Reportin' next when sell signal is in.Also PSA: I use ibrk and include commission costs in all my reports.
>>19249738You’ve lost your mind
>>19249697You're saying that you think that congress is going to approve it? I hate china so that would be based but doesnt seem like something the dems would be on board with
>>19249738>not paying your balance in full>ever paying interestshit nigger what are you doing?
>>19249734Communists shouldn't have rights
>>19249734Are you unironically implying that it's fine for chink companies to not be audited unlike literally any other company in the entire world who are listed on US stock exchange? Is your name Ching Chong or is it Ning Nong?
>everything on my watchlists are in the red >except airlines HONK HONK
>>19249734>>19249697holy shit really?BILI staying resilient... but this could be a real vixxy development, or even a damn SQQQ.
>>19249665Depends on how much money you have desu.
>>19249297Same but with Meg and Kelly instead
>>19249528i think amzn found the bottom.
>>19249772>everything is red except the industry that is going bankrupt and lost 60% of its value
>>19249766They don't. They aren't people. This is what leftism does.
>>19248522strong bounce off 294 support>do we hold?>or go to 292?
>>19249766what makes you think america is any different? this moronic trade war bullshit during -38% GDP drop is full retard.
VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30VIX AT 30>VIX AT 30
>>19249786Yeah. Still gonna hold on to my tencent though cause that’s my forever long. All just a matter of which companies are open for audits. I was really looking forward to my huya moon today too
>>19249822They're probably prepping for action against china like canceling everyone's debt with them
>>19249800Well I haven't allocated this year's IRA contribution yet, but running an AMD wheel in my IRA... I don't know
>>19249817>go to 292?Good luck with that.
>>19248668>tfw no Aryan time mage gf
>>19249792Because we're about to go to war, you fucking tard.
>>19249850bravo, 4D chess bro.fuck this stupid bullshit. fuck both of these clown parties.
>>19249835No it's not.
That was the bottom folks. Hope you bought the dip!
>>19249868Nah that's not true
>>19249887yes it is
Dont worry bulls. Jerome will come save your hodls and your complete inability to trade.Eventually though, the bears will break you.
>>19249528i hope you sold the bottom.
>>19249649>10 minutes later
JEROME IS UP
>>19249769>>19249766The burger political establishment spent the last several decades letting rich people get richer by outsourcing (literally) millions of jobs to China and now that same burger political establishment wants to prevent random US citizens from making money by using their own private property to speculate in China (where all or our jobs went). Land of the free, boys. MAGA and I'll take your red vs. blue comments offline. Thanks.
>>19248668Maybe, not sure about tomorrow though due to three day weekend.
>>19249888Would’ve if I had more money to throw at this bullshit market
>>19248668Roll. But why all blonde?
>>19249858tuesdays close>its not that crazy
>>19249868You doomer faggots have been crying wolf for a while
>>19248668>>19249924Because it depicts a perfect world.
PIXY buy signal is in.
>>19249806Yeah that game of magic just cost me like 12 hundred.
>>19249911found the chink
>>19249924Blondes a best
>>19249403serves you right
>>19249806Looks like low volume though, I'd be surprised if we don't get more selling after lunch. Going to keep it open longer.
>>19249711The manipulation is so easy to spot. How is anyone losing money.
>>19249868no, it's more likely that Trump is just a fucking retard.
>>19249961as of right now, you owe me a large beer
Yep. Guess it's time to quit my job. Look at those returns. I'm a big shot investor now.
>>19249979wow someone on this board actually fucking /made it/
>>19249961you absolute lunatic. Godspeed anon. I will be watching. i hope you make it
HUUURRRRRRR CHEETO MAN BAD !!!!! xddDDD!!!1!!
>>19249425For the yeems.
>>19249318>mountain jewKek>>19249338They were smart to shift focus to international markets for growth. Starting to create their original content so early was also brilliant when they saw the suppliers they were leasing shit from start to feel threatened.I think their original content pales in comparison to others and the other services are already shifting focus overseas. I expect NFLX to get demolished over the next decade by a half dozen main domestic competitors and even more international ones. Netflix won't cater to pajeets as well as the domestic bollywood ones will for example. Get out imo, but I could be wrong.
I hope you niggers bought the dip, if you missed it buy at close.
Jerome is coming to save you. Embrace Jerome. You will not be led astray
>>19249999>anonpartner, that thar’s a tripfaggot
>>19249976Here you go. If I lose money on it at this point it's my own fault.
If directors buy shares 4 days in a row does that mean something big is about to happen or would that be illegal because they're trading on insider info? Puretech Healthcare directors have bought shares 4 days in a row.
>The smell of freshly cut grass wafting in through my open window as neighbors mow their lawn everyday during coronaI'm starting to like it
>V formation on SPXV-shaped recovery confirmed
>>19250009>bollywoodSo far I've been finding their shit more entertaining than anything hollywood produces
>>19250019>Hekin AshiBased>4hr instead of 5hrCringe
>>19250051the smell is not so bad, but the god damn never ending 2-cycle motor noise is annoying as shit.
>>19249979If you could average .67% everyday for 2 years(504 trading days) on 105.93 starting balance...that account would be worth ~$2500. 25x
Even when everything's red, my stocks barely dip.This is going to be nice when it goes back up.
>>19250068>using a non divisible of 24literal sub human
>>19250076Buy him an electric mower.
>>19250048When the stock is dripping it also aims to show stakeholders that they know their worth.
>>19250048You have to look at how often they buy. A lot of insiders just have recurring buys/converts set up.
>>19250107I don't live in commiefornia where CARB cucks people from running small motors. Ain't no one wants some weak ass electric shit that probably has the runtime length of like 10 minutes.
>>19248522Any other newfags here sitting comfy kino?
>>19250142>yfw cant LS turbo swap anything because i live in this literal brown person shithole
>>19250142Don't get the cheap one and it lasts longer.
>>19250155Newfag here. I'm holding around x2 what you are, I got up around 10% on oil but I bought into a tech and now I'm down 15%. Feeling somewhat disheartened but it's probably part of the game for a newfag.
Short this https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=TTD&b=2 CEO is dumping bags
>>19249680> market buys
>>19250467Why are you so mean
>>19249367nice! keep it growing
Bros does anyone know of a cnbc live stream?