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>> No.19247388

>>19247375
Sauce on cute anime girls?

>> No.19247396
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>>19246579
This post did not age well.

>> No.19247399

I wished I had increased my stake in MPC on Friday

>> No.19247406

First for having AIDS

>> No.19247407

having 10-20% of your portfolio in boomer bond funds is comfy

>> No.19247411
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19247411

>>19247388
>Doesnt know Oregairu

>> No.19247414

Reminder to call out redditors.

>> No.19247415

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEARFAGS

>> No.19247416

>>19247375
Nothing can help this stock market to come back to reality. Making money like that doesn't feel right.

>> No.19247419
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19247419

*sighs* It didn't have to be like this.

>> No.19247421
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19247421

Why aren't you in DOCU, anon? It's just common sense.

>> No.19247425

up 3% in 10 mins already on boeing.

>> No.19247427
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19247427

AMZN made new ATH again

>> No.19247438

B*bo are Ok, are you ok, are you ok B*bo

>> No.19247444

>>19247427
is this suppose to be surprising?

>> No.19247448

>>19247416
All rise for the losers anthem.

>> No.19247453

pls dip so i can buy in

>> No.19247457

>>19247375
Wht tf is CGC mooning?

>> No.19247459

So how long until we see the bears eating out of our garbage cans like actual bears?

>> No.19247464

Okay guys, I think now it is fair to assume that Bobo is not ok.

>> No.19247465

>>19247459
week tops

>> No.19247467

>>19247453
Dips happen at close.

>> No.19247477
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19247477

Let's all just take a moment to dab on the bears who have been sitting out on all this free money that the fed has been handing out.

fuck you bears, you will never make it

>> No.19247479

what was this ungodly pump

>> No.19247480
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19247480

>>19247416
Did someone say MAKING MONEY?!

>> No.19247483

>>19247444
I don't know anyone who has ever used any amazon product other than twitch and everyone i know that watches twitch does so with ad block and never subbing or donating. I'm pretty sure Amazon is a jewish psyop and no one actually uses them everyone just knows it exists and no one is "surprised" that its value goes up

>> No.19247485
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19247485

Today is my 50th day of investing
Just want to thank everyone on /SMG/ for answering my 0 IQ questions
I’m up 30% since day one. I’m not rich but it’s been fun

>> No.19247495

>>19247477
Lets all take a moment to thank the bears, whose money lost has been our money gained. Im rich thanks you you bearbros

>> No.19247496

>>19247483
>I don't know anyone who has ever used any amazon product other than twitch
you must be living under a rock then

>> No.19247497
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19247497

HAL bros how are we doing? Feeling mighty comfy at +22%

>> No.19247498

>>19247444
It is to me. Their shipping service is currently shit. Had lost items and shipping takes over a week now.

>> No.19247510

Buy BSX for easy 20%
But MPC for easy 10%

>> No.19247513
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>>19247477
I say fuck the bears

>> No.19247516

>>19247483
Where the fuck do you live?

>> No.19247518

>>19247497
finna sell today personally

>> No.19247522

>>19247497
I'm more comfy at +85%

>> No.19247525

>FAILS TO LINK THE PREVIOUS THREAD
>PUTS ANOTHER ONE OF HIS STUPID ANIME WEBSITES IN THE OP

Sad little anime "man"

>> No.19247527
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19247527

I don't know why I ever bought anything but USAC holy shit

>> No.19247530

Nothing can stop me from getting my fat green baggie now. This virus shit is a gift.. Like someone is saying "this is your time to earn fat wads of green".. I'll have my cake damnit! A well stuffed bank account, a well stuffed brokerage account and a well stuffed 401k.. All on a shit salary of only 27k..

>> No.19247531

OVV is the superior oil stock

>> No.19247533

>>19247498
did these experiences make you think twice about ordering with amazon again?
or are you still happily clicking the checkout button

>> No.19247535

>>19247483
ever head of AWS?
they own the internet basically

>> No.19247540
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19247540

will RTX break 60? any moment now.

>> No.19247541

>>19247375

>futures are red it's the end of the world 2nd leg down
>opens green

every fucking time

>> No.19247543

>>19247483
God you're dumb. You're the kind of person that thinks nothing happens because you can't see it, right?

>> No.19247544
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19247544

>>19247497
Mega comfy
Only regret is I didn't buy more

>> No.19247546
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19247546

good morning bros and fuck anime

I see we are green today

>> No.19247548
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19247548

Why is Netflix crashing?

>> No.19247552

>>19247531
I have vlo MPC and psx. Mpc is lagging the other 2 a lot for to volatility. You can do easy 10% with it

>> No.19247555

>>19247533
I swittched to walmart, their shipping is better and their website has a similar selection.

>> No.19247557

>>19247533
It did. Made me go back to retail stores.

>> No.19247565

HERE IT COMES

>> No.19247567

>>19247548
because it doesn't make money

>> No.19247568
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19247568

>>19247548
One of us must have bought
He probably complained about missing out on a 10% profit and blamed the Bogs before doing it.

>> No.19247571
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19247571

I am all in on DPZ. Free 30% CAGR

>> No.19247577

>>19247375
Shit... I really forgot everything about this show. Who’s the light brown hair girl? Who was best girl? Is the new season coming?

>> No.19247580

>>19247530
What did you buy...

>> No.19247581
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19247581

>>19247540
i fucking hope so, my 25 shares are averaged at 63.50

>> No.19247586

>>19247548
i sold at $48.25 open

>> No.19247594

GPS up 2.5% already from when I called it, and it's still running.

>> No.19247598

>>19247548
Why does anything happen the way it does in a clown market?

>> No.19247604

>>19247485
Keep up the good work anon

>> No.19247603
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19247603

>>19247577
>Who’s the light brown hair girl?
Iroha
>Who was best girl?
Yukino
>Is the new season coming?
Should have been here already but corona delayed it till summer.

>> No.19247605
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19247605

algos are going apeshit on oil

>> No.19247612

>>19247581
poorfag

>> No.19247616

>>19247548
Because it's millennial memeshit compounded by covid memeshit and an approaching summer with everything going back to normal so no one cares about their content anymore. Sell now buy for the second wave

>> No.19247617

Bullbros...did we got too cocky?

>> No.19247620

>>19247530
Wow AMRNanon is still alive? I thought you jumped off a building after it crashed and burned.

>> No.19247622

It's too quiet in here

>> No.19247624

Glad I dumped off HUYA yesterday when it was mooning. HUYA anon here was shilling that today after it beat earnings it would be going even higher. You're about to go red anon get off this ride

>> No.19247626

Third time SHRM has tested 1.82

It will never drop below this.

Where's the dump boomer

>> No.19247628

>>19247496
>>19247516
>>19247543
I only associate with other smart people. I see no reason to ever use it and give money to that bald kike. That's enough reason to avoid amazon.

>> No.19247631

who is buying cheap puts today? am i the last of the bears ?

>> No.19247637

>almost buy more CHK
>seems sketchy based on 1Y chart so don't
>10 minutes later numbers in, it mooned another 10% on open, meanwhile TQQQ which I just bought is stagnant by comparison.
Shit. Oh well, it's still all gains.
What I really want to buy is VGT even though it's stagnant too, but it's so expensive.

>> No.19247640

WHY IS NVIDIA GOING DOWN

>> No.19247643

Being an INO shareholder is an abstract feel

>> No.19247644

>>19247631
Oh... oh anon...

>> No.19247645

>>19247640
Because it's overbought?

>> No.19247646

>>19247603
Longest hair = bestest confirmed

>> No.19247652

Does anyone else feel really uncomfortable? I don't want to hop off the Fed's train too soon, but I keep having this fear I should take my profits soon.

>> No.19247653

CRABBED

>> No.19247655

>>19247640
Because it is more overbought than even fucking TSLA

>> No.19247656

>>19247640
because people drop memestocks and put them into reasonable investments like rtx and spce or banks

>> No.19247657
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19247657

An insider bought shares 3 days in a row, 1 day 20k worth of shares at 246p each.

I managed to buy at 240p. Will it be a good investment, /smg/?

>> No.19247658

>>19247485

we've been in an insane bull market for those 50 days so that helps

>> No.19247665
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19247665

DUMP IT

>> No.19247667

kek GE on the rise. I'll sell 710 of my shares for 12 in no time. 8,520 profit. Sell KOS @ 5 and walk out with 10,000 So all in all I walk out with over 18,500. Not bad..

>> No.19247679

THIS IS IT, THE BIG ONE, THE GREAT .5% CORRECTION OF OUR TIME GRAB YOUR BUTTS

>> No.19247683

>>19247667
Its never going to be 12 ever again what are you smoking

>> No.19247684

Gold is sinking into the sea like a fucking brick.

>> No.19247689
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19247689

Bullish af

>> No.19247691

Remember to buy the dip.

>> No.19247694

ofc as soon as i sell my SQQQ calls the market goes down...

>> No.19247700

Whos got 2 thumbs and just made 12 grand in 20 minutes.

>> No.19247706
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19247706

>>19247665
I think you mean
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

>> No.19247707

>>19247691
We did, it was in march

>> No.19247708

>>19247498
There'd also the part where half the fucking product listings are scams even when fulfilled by amazon. I've had to return an sd card, 18650 batteries, and a moka pot which shipped a different or counterfeit item than listed. You can't even use the comments to figure out if it's a scam because Amazon moves and shares comments between listings and models of a product. I've also ordered food twice and had stale shit shipped that was close to the expiration and obviously got stored improperly. What a fucking clown retailer. Shadow of its former self.

>>19247533
After they sent me an email warning me about having too many returns because they sent me knock off items, yes I'm considering dropping them. Will probably keep using AWS because Route 53 and s3 are nice. So they'll keep getting $4/mo from me.

>> No.19247720

>>19247655
>more overbought than even fucking TSLA
How? Tesla is THE shitcoin stock.

>> No.19247721
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19247721

When do I buy into MSFT lads?

>> No.19247736

>>19247652
Look at the last week chart. Shit is up 30%. Take your profits and wait for inevitable dip

>> No.19247744

>>19247721
March 23rd, 2020

>> No.19247746
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19247746

>>19247684
Pic related 4U

>> No.19247747

>>19247721
now

>> No.19247748

>>19247721
Two weeks ago

>> No.19247751

>>19247707
I'm not talking to the day traders.

>> No.19247757

>>19247684
The Spanish treasure fleet just arrived so supply is off the charts

>> No.19247758

>>19247684
I hope it dips further I really need to stop putting everything into stonks and buy more gold. I only have 2 gold sovereigns to my name.

>> No.19247761

>>19247720
>he hasn't seen Spotify's chart reaching ath

>> No.19247762

OHHH NONO NOOOO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.19247764

>>19247736
Which will never happen. Every red day is getting destroyed by higher green days.

>> No.19247766

Okay I'm gonna go study now, SP500 better not drop when I'm back.

>> No.19247779

I'm going to sell my long stocks now that everything is up and buy back in at the bottom

>> No.19247784

>>19247766
DID YOU SEE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

>> No.19247788

>>19247457
Cause people are dumping Aurora and going with a winner $CGC

>> No.19247787

>>19247758
Can we buy physical gold anywhere near spot price yet or is the market still all fucked up

>> No.19247791
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>>19247779
Smart man.

>> No.19247794

Australian newfag here. What do ausbros use to buy stocks?

>> No.19247798

>GPS is mooning
huh

>> No.19247804

>>19247784
Still green tho, and started red, so it's fine. When my eyes won't be on the screen it'll tumble down, though.

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19247805

I demand you go up at this instant

>> No.19247809

Umm lads? my girlfriend came home this evening after meeting with some friends and asked if we wanted to hop into the shower together. but when she was getting undressed and took her panties off i could see cum leaking out of her vagina. i creampied her last night, do you think its possible that it wouldnt have dried overnight?

>> No.19247810

>>19247689
50 percent of that will go straight back to work. Other 30 percent will get a job in 6 months. The final 20 percent will become cyclical/structural and a problem but that's not priced in the market. That's why it's been trading sideways

>> No.19247811

>>19247788
You can also buy stz for a less volatile cgc play

>> No.19247813

>>19247757
Ok, get Trump on the horn, I want 6 carrier strike groups to make sure no pirates fuck this up. Cheap gold = good for baggie.

>> No.19247817

>>19247706
kys

>> No.19247819

>>19247794
the wallaby-exchange to buy spider ETFs

>> No.19247825

>>19247779
No more dips bro, generational bottom S&P 4000 EOY

>> No.19247829

>>19247809
>having a gf
>Cuck

>> No.19247832

Bobos cannot even hold it longer than 5 minutes in the red. They must be all dead hanging.

>> No.19247833

>>19247809
Is she on her period or near it? Sometimes my wife just had spurts of mass discharge. On or near her period.

>> No.19247834
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19247834

Another boring day huh

>> No.19247837

>>19247721
The 1980's

>> No.19247839

>>19247809
Yeast infection

>> No.19247840
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19247840

>>19247736
STOCKS.
ONLY.
GO.
UP.

>> No.19247841
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19247841

>>19247375
Anyone here holding gold investments?

>> No.19247842

>>19247794
You won't get a proper answer on this thread it's too fast rn just google a broker without fees or open another thread when US markets are closed

>> No.19247848

>>19247788
>people are dumping ACB
>ACB is up 26% today

Dude jump off a bridge

>> No.19247849

>>19247779
I thought that not so long ago, anon.

I sold Games Workshop for £6000 and now they'd be worth £6500.

I wish I held.

>> No.19247851

>>19247813
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19247855

I hate women bros...
But I absolutely love /biz/ and stocks

>> No.19247856
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19247856

This shit was $7 two fucking weeks ago fuuuuck

>> No.19247863

Grown men should not play video games.

>> No.19247865

>>19247813
how cheap are we talking?
You know that our Navy ships are prone to collide with merchant ships right? Maybe we don't want our Navy anywhere near those treasure galleons...

>> No.19247867

>>19247485
Good on you, don't forget to take profits and reinvest if you're feeling it

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19247870

>>19247855

>> No.19247872

>>19247834
Another? Were you not around for the past 2 days?

>> No.19247877

>>19247855
heh, based

>> No.19247878

>>19247779
what bottom?

>> No.19247879

>>19247841
You?

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19247880

>>19247855
>I hate women bros...
Based
>But I absolutely love /biz/ and stocks
Based

>> No.19247890

>>19247833
Bro this a blu board
Watch yourself with that kind of talk you disgusting fuck

>> No.19247895

>>19247787
You might want to go to /pmg/. Slower but less meme answers. Check Apmex and similar sites in the meantime. I don't believe gold premiums have spiked like silver did.

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19247896

>>19247879
Yes

>> No.19247907

>>19247581
At least you can pick up the divvy while you baghold (I don't think you'll need to wait too long)

>> No.19247908

>>19247531
ovv is patrician af, but i sold mine

>> No.19247909

>>19247546
>good morning bros and fuck anime

Good morning fren

>> No.19247911

Sell signal on NET, bailed at 3% profit.
GPS running nicely. Could tire out around 11AM, hopefully it goes for longer though.

>> No.19247915

where is covered calls guy at? i want to sell some covered calls for an ER that is today

>> No.19247917

>>19247427
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/amazon-postpones-prime-day-to-the-fall--wsj-2020-05-21?mod=bnbh

And RIP. Back down it goes.

>> No.19247922

>>19247510
>MPC
>negative earnings per share

>> No.19247925

>>19247896

held through the reverse split, eh? I lost money on that and sold.

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uhh how greedy/cautious should I be with my stop limit?
I don't have a stop limit on riocan right now though I dunno if I should even be bothering with that when this is money that would barely affect me if I lost it all (half of it is free money from corona neetbux).
I'm still a student so half the corona neetbux has been set aside for 3rd year tuition, but I'm hoping this $4K doubles so it pays for my 4th year tuition too.

>> No.19247931

>>19247863
I completely disagree, play as much activision games as you can lads. Buy a subscription for WoW and fuck it, buy a few mounts and maybe gold aswell so you can buy yourself some cool transmogs on AH. Go go

>> No.19247933
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19247933

Home sales drop

Prices at record highs

WTF

>> No.19247934

Buy boeing right now, even buffet is buying back in

>> No.19247936

>>19247895
There's like a 100 dollar premium on gold eagles and buffalos

>> No.19247938

>>19247809
usually body-pillows just absorb it all

>> No.19247939

>>19247895
Good
I already have way too much silver
A big bag with silver dollars that have a picture of some Catholic dude on them
I want to buy more goldies

>> No.19247951

>>19247934
I can't trust Buffett, he's become a buy high sell low mark

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>>19247805
Yes sir!

>> No.19247956

>>19247933
>decline in inventory
bullshit. I think it's because they're unable to list the damn things.

>> No.19247957

>>19247933
This is bullish. Green line go up

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19247962

we got any HRL put chads in the vicinity?

>> No.19247966

>>19247933

retarded millennials and zoomers thought they would ever have a house HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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19247967

>>19247951

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>>19247841

>> No.19247974

>>19247915
Do a collar instead.

>> No.19247976

>>19247933
That's bullish.

Less demand = more supply = higher prices

>> No.19247978
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>>19247933
there is a delay dude; you think they correct prices overnight? this will take months and a few years to fully play out

>> No.19247980

>>19247933
>>19247956
City slickers are leaving in droves right now to hide in the suburbs and country side.

>> No.19247981

Kek, sold 712 GE share for a small gain. Gonna dump it into more KOS. The bigger the reward shall be. Fat green baggie is mine come winter 2020..

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>why yes, I am buying the dip in gold

>> No.19247982

>>19247933
I can picture the boomer, trying to sell his second home, and getting a lowball bid, then going red in face and screaming, SCREAMING that his shack is worth nothing less than a million dollars, BUCKO

>> No.19247986

>>19247969
My god. It’s him.

>> No.19247992

FUCK CHINA

>> No.19247993

>>19247933
>>19247956

declines in inventory = no one wants to sell

lots of people stuck in their old homes using forbearance and living off of unemployment, so need need for them to sell when they can chill at home, give it a few months before people are forced to start selling

>> No.19248002

>>19247933
The problem is that real estate jews the world over got 6m+ free money and 0% mortgages so prices are not going down despite the fact they're leveraged to the ears and by all rights should have gone bankrupt back in march.

>> No.19248007

>>19247925
Admittedly I just bought it today. Up 2% though, can’t complain.

>> No.19248009

How do we feel about Micron? I kind of want more semi exposure, micron and TSMC look like could be good buys.

>>19247603
Huh. I think some of my memory of Toradora or Haganai bled over, I don’t remember black hair being the best girl. Maybe I need to rewatch or read the manga.

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why is $OXY looking so sick?

>> No.19248017

>>19247952
This is the rational play, unfortunately for you sweaty nothing is rational

>> No.19248020

>>19247993
>no one wants to sell
that's what I'm saying is unlikely. I think it's because it's harder to list or sell that they're not being listed. The inventory hasn't changed, we just can't see it.

>> No.19248028

>>19247936
And silver was almost 25% last I checked. Gold premiums are still lower than that.

>> No.19248032

Home Depot finna do a run

>> No.19248036

>>19247809
Oh shit, my bad dude. I told her to wash up before leaving, I will force her to wash up next time so she doesn't disappoint you again bro

>> No.19248037

what's up with KOS ? did something special happen to them or are they just rising like other energy stocks except a bit more disproportionally ?

>> No.19248038

>>19248028
It's still retarded and you're still getting ripped off

>> No.19248045
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This shit is getting pumped right now. I’m a little scared, bros

>> No.19248052
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19248052

Fuck Spotify. Fuck Wayfair. Fuck every person buying this shit

>> No.19248053

>Boeing going up
Okay you know realise Powell is just trying to break bears before letting the market fall

>> No.19248056

why yes I am buying the SOXL dip

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19248060

CRAB GANG

>> No.19248064

>>19248052
Don't be so salty you missed out anon

>> No.19248065

>>19247933
When homes come back on the market there is going to be a massive glut and prices will tank

>> No.19248066

>>19248045
Why are you scared? Airlines have great fundamentals. A very sound and rational buy

>> No.19248070

>>19248007

Direxion ETFs are fun, you can buy and sell them for a quick gain. I genuinely enjoy FAS/FAZ on volatile days.

>> No.19248083

Guys I just wanted to share that this market thing is the greatest game all time.

>> No.19248088

>>19248056
hold till tuesday open

>> No.19248093

>>19248060
based crabbo

>> No.19248095

>>19248052

>Spotify is getting Joe Rogan's Podcast exclusively

>> No.19248094

GPS getting tired earlier than expected. Sell signal could trigger in the next 15 minutes. If not, it will run for another few %.

>> No.19248101

>>19247969
>Diversified portfolios hate him!
>click below to find out why

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>>19248070
Yeah I think I just came to this conclusion. I’m going to probably short ETFs. Seems to be the only thing I’m decent at.
I’m holding airline stocks for long game, though. Delta is absolutely being pumped right now

>> No.19248105

>>19247626
Use a stop loss anon fer god sakes.

>> No.19248112

>>19248083
this one dollar range is kinda shitty tho

>> No.19248122

>>19248083

i know it's basically free money it's fucking great

>> No.19248131

>>19248083
Indeed it is. Only one thing is for sure. Line goes up not matter what.

>> No.19248134

>>19248011
he's just sleepy, finna make his golden bull run soon fren

>> No.19248151

>>19247721

when they drop edge

>> No.19248155

My stonks only go up, are they broken?

>> No.19248159

>>19248017
>This is the rational play
>betting against every central bank on the planet except maybe Sweden
>rational

>> No.19248163

>>19248155
Lucky you, slut

>> No.19248164

bought netflix calls at todays bottom, cool

>> No.19248168

Where my F chads @?

>> No.19248175

I'm so good at losing fucking money

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>>19248038
I don't deny it. The few gold stores near me were just as bad, and that was 2 weeks before they closed due to corona shit.

>> No.19248185

Over 4000 KOS shares now. Whee. $5.00 shall come to me and gift me with oh Fat Green Baggie.. So I'm a greedy bastard.. sue me..

>> No.19248187

been a bear since i got into the market a few weeks ago. it only fucked all my orifices. got rammed so hard i became a bull today and green lines are going up. thank you jerome.

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Fuck TSLA needs to pop off already... how much longer can this pos crab for

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>>19247969

lol

>> No.19248203

Any of you guys playing Nvidia earnings?

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19248207

The market today is impossible to navigate.
I thought I was gonna be able to recoup my loses from yesterday but I'm bailing out. And Fridays are slow as fuck, so today's basically my last day of trading for the week.

>> No.19248210

>>19248188
b-b-but your indicators!

>> No.19248215

>>19247809
Girls are gross man

>> No.19248220

>>19248188
When does Elon get his giant bonus?

>> No.19248234

>>19248207
We'll see you again on Monday anon.

>> No.19248236

>>19248203
No I learned my lesson off Intel earnings.

>> No.19248237

DAT CRAB OF DEATH HOLYSHIT

>> No.19248238

>>19248188
Agreed. Been waiting to swing trade it again like a few weeks ago but the fuckers keep it crabbing at just over 800 like a bunch of fuckers would, those fuckers.

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>>19248203
Since they’re fuckhuge, I think I’m playing NVDA even if I’m just holding AMD and AMAT.

>> No.19248242

I'm gonna be crabbing this market. With all survivors.

>> No.19248250

>>19247982
That'd be about the shape of it.

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umm bros ? what does this mean for us

>> No.19248255

Its running out of steam. It needs a fake futures pump in AH

>> No.19248260

>>19248207
>Fridays are slow as fuck
short friday, no monday. look out.

>> No.19248263

>>19248237
Gaining 1% + every day or every 2nd day isn't really crabbing. See you at the EoD pump. Action for today is done.

>> No.19248267

>>19248220
His giant boner is every night with his princess bride of bad makeup land

>> No.19248270

>>19248252
Looks we have all secured our tickets for making-it town

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>>19247983
>Bought gold at 1 737.16 for nice shorting
>Stuck in the red for hours now
KYS me now

>> No.19248279

>>19248203
Me, but every earnings play I did last week did the opposite

>> No.19248282

>>19248252
It means were past the point of no return. The only way to support this economy is to print up 3% GDP every year and continue to consume...keep no cash. assets only.

>> No.19248296

>>19248045
Holy fuck someone here actually invested properly for once. Youre good anon, airline stocks are severely oversold and will moon as good news continues to come in regarding pax counts and unparking panes. DAL has the best balance sheet of them all. INB4 Shitcoin peddlers tell me im larping.

>> No.19248302

>>19248282
Time to start buying paintings like the kikes do.

>> No.19248306

oh no my spotify puts!

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bow to my financial genius.

>> No.19248313

>>19248270
Hello, based department?

>> No.19248315

>>19248282
I'll stick to being heavy in bonds, cash, and gold. There's no reason to be heavy in equities and have to race to the door if there's a single sign of things going bad.

>> No.19248319

if nobody goes back to work and just puts their welfare checks in stocks we would all be infinitely rich

>> No.19248320

>>19248296
I also held on airline stocks I am very happy today, we're all gonna make it bros.

>> No.19248322

>>19248282
It it... Is it time to long shiny boomer rocks?

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Another scam. I'm done being a bear

>> No.19248328

I'm no longer #FinanciallyRuined

>> No.19248331

I still think we will get a w shaped recover, Late summer we’ll get a collapse, then the real healing can be done.

>> No.19248332

>>19248296
its an abstract feel for me because I have AAL too

:(

>> No.19248335

jesus christ SURF IS EXPLODING OUT OF ITS MIND

>> No.19248341

>The four seasons hotel in Las Vegas Nevada offers the presidential suite for 1,672 USD per night
b-bros...imagine

>> No.19248343

>>19248188
It crabbed for years around that 200 level until it spontaneously quadrupled in price.

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When is the market going to start making sense again?

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19248357

what are the gold stocks to go for?

>> No.19248361

>>19248341
why not go to a lower floor and stay at the high score suite? im sure its cheaper

>> No.19248363

>>19248347
It makes perfect sense, line go up dumdum

>> No.19248370

>>19248347

line only go up. makes perfect sense to me

>> No.19248371

What the fuck, was NNDM a scam or something

>> No.19248374

>>19248325
They doubled from the bottom while having zero cruises? Fucking lmao. Talk about clown market.

>> No.19248375

>>19248341
How much for the Trump Hotel Las Vegas presidential suite?

>> No.19248380

>>19248207
losses? the whole market is up
what the fuck did you do

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Volume on SPY is beyond pathetic even compared to the recently pathetic volume.

>> No.19248388

>>19248361
Can you imagine earning 1,6k from some sucker each and every day? Imagine the stonks you could buy..

>> No.19248392

>>19248341
damn bros, I have like $40,000 saved up.......................haven't had a proper vacation in like 3 years

>> No.19248396

>>19248278
It's down 25 bucks currently. If you're shorting it at that price it should be green now.
>>19248191
You did good.

>> No.19248397

>>19248347
Line goes up. What's so hard to understand? Just buy anything and you will make gains.

>> No.19248400

>>19248347
It makes sense now, retard. Everything is priced in. Flat line forever

>> No.19248416

So are we doomping or just crabbing today? Do I close my bear credit spread today or wait.

>> No.19248417

>>19248385
Summer volume always beings to go to nothing around this time, especially pre 3 day weekend

>> No.19248425

>>19248361
Because the president suite is like $8000 a night normally.

>> No.19248426

do I buy the close or wait until tomorrow?

>> No.19248434

>>19248374
Why? Stock market is looking into the future. Stock market knows they will be back and running in a few months to years and probably back in profit range in about a decade. Very smart stock market.

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>>19248347
You need to grow up and stop thinking you know what the market ought do.

>> No.19248437

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19248442

when do i buy soxl

>> No.19248453

>>19248437
It's always like this dumbo, hopefully you sold at open to re-enter later.

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>>19248319
No, if that happened then U.S. companies would go bankrupt because people arent consooming.

>> No.19248457

Sell triggered on GPS. Locked in 7%. Average for today's closed positions: 5%.

>> No.19248461

>>19248375
There are only penthouse suites.
Single bedroom ~800 usd
Three bedroom ~2000 usd per night
imaginee..

>> No.19248470

>>19248437
We need new fuel to get over 300 SPY - a few short squeezing is they key.

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>>19248437

>> No.19248490

>>19248437

We just need to cool off for the next rally.

>> No.19248491

>>19248388
>>19248425
well there are no rooms on the 32nd floor so my idea was not happening

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how does it feel to be denied to cum over 300 SPY?

>> No.19248495

>>19248437
You touched yourself lewdly

>> No.19248499

>TVIX
let's go

>> No.19248511

>>19248493
Good, would feel a bit fake if we break 296 and 300 in 2 days. I hope you are buying the dip.

>> No.19248515

>>19248437
Line only goes up just flip the chart around

>> No.19248523

BARRICK GOLD LITERALLY CRASHING
SHINY ROCKS STUCK IN THE GROUND LITERALLY FOREVER CONFIRMED

>>19248436
When are we going to make leotard sweaters happen?
>>19248493
Do you have the one where she’s stirring coffee?

>> No.19248525

>>19247982
I wonder how many boomers will just trash their house out of spite if they're nearing death an their mcmansion becomes worthless.

>> No.19248529

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19248536

>tfw saw tvix at 148
>didn't buy
>mfw

>> No.19248542

God is smiling on me; 4000 KOS shares x $5 per = 20,000 in an eye blink. I'm so happy.. I've got 7000 stuffed in the bank so 27,000 all together,, All before 2021.. I make shit a year, lol I'll have a years salary stuffed in the bank.

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new

>>19248522
>>19248522
>>19248522
>>19248522

>> No.19248546

>>19248461
What am I imagine?

All I can think is Hangover where I can't remember the night.

>> No.19248552

My spotify puts printed

:)

>> No.19248575

>>19248542
No ones buying your pump faggot.

>> No.19248597

>>19247667
>Counting your money before you have it
Ngmi

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19248600

As if I needed another reminder to never play options again, I bought $USL calls at the literal, literal bottom. Right when oil was in the negatives and shit was cratering, $USO was about to get delisted, I bought $15 calls. AND IM STILL FUCKING NEGATIVE WITH OIL SITTING AT $35/BARREL AND $USL UP 35% SINCE THEN.

Fuck volatility crush, fuck options. You can be incredibly right and yet so far from correct.

>> No.19248696

>>19248188
Aren't ev unprofitable yet?
This is just meme and hope

>> No.19249259

>>19248600
But you werent right

>> No.19249351

>>19248437
Just consolidation before going up some more.

>> No.19249404

>>19248600
Maybe check the IV before buying next time, dummy.
I can't say shit though, I bought puts on USO as it was cratering, and the IV was so high that after USO halted and changed their strategy, but continued to drop, my IV was devastated by the slowdown and I literally never made my money back. I lost thousands.