/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19241286]

Are there any jobs out there that pay zero dollars?

[Anonymous No.19241312]

>>19241286
some sort of internet sanitation position offers such a sum, I have heard

[Anonymous No.19241334]

>>19241286
4chan janitor kek

[Anonymous No.19241361]

>>19241334
>>19241312
Surely he gets paid somehow. Maybe he profits off of various schemes posted on the board he watches over

[Anonymous No.19241366]

>>19241286
I do believe such a position exists but you need to meet some very strict criteria in order to apply:

You need to be morbidly obese (320lb+), have an IQ below 85 and never have had any form of physical contact with someone to whom you aren’t blood related.

[Anonymous No.19241416]

>>19241286
Slavery
Volunteering
And jobs your promised pay but they fuck you over at the last second (input the babysitting text meme here)

[Anonymous No.19241432]

Unpaid internships. All the work of a job, but you're getting paid in experience

[Anonymous No.19241857]

>>19241286
I can think of one, but you have to be a total faggot to make it: extremely obese, micro penis, simp retard - basically the works. And all you have to do is make sure actual good content is deleted, absolutely no one is allowed to have fun, and make double sure cuck porn stays up all day

[Anonymous No.19241869]

>>19241312
it cant be true, can it?

[Anonymous No.19241873]

>>19241857
I wonder if there's a way to make his job harder.

[Anonymous No.19241876]

>>19241286
Masturbating