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19238434 No.19238434[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

dont u get it? chainlink won't moon to $10 until all us link holders commit to sucking dick. we literally need to become gay and suck a penis. this is REQUIRED of us. what are you waiting for

>> No.19238739

>>19238434
Thanks op just bought kneepads and now I’m currently enroute to the local gloryhole.

>> No.19238772
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>>19238434
until i have cute tranner gf

>> No.19238784

>>19238434
Op can suck enough dick for all of us. Im no faggot.

>> No.19239853
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Nah we moon now, I just decided nobody I know is getting a red cent when I make it.

Every single friend I’ve ever had has turned their back on me over something petty and pathetic, they can’t keep the sides straight when shit that isn’t even important goes down, so why would I expect them to look out for me IRL.

I used to think about what I’d do for them, pay off their mortgages, give their kids scholarships, small shit to make their life easier but not completely autonomous.

Nobody is getting shit now, I’m pretty sure that’s how Kek wants it, and when they ask why they can’t have any money I’ll them it’s because you wouldn’t play video games with me online.

>> No.19239953

>>19239853
If you live like that, you better sleep with one eye open

>> No.19240125

>>19239953

Fuck them, could have simply been a half decent friend. Not even a great friend, just average.

I’m sure when I’m loaded they’ll suddenly get super interested in what I’m up to.

>> No.19240205

>>19238772
hot

>> No.19240210

>>19238784
What are you,9 years old? I refuse to believe any male can make it past his 10th birthday without having sucked at least one dick

>> No.19240317

>>19240125
i've already committed to bringing my buddy to the hustler in vegas for the full experience so that's happening. the only other commitments i've made is to my online trader buddies but its more of a group thing. we're gonna have a hooker party in amsterdam

>> No.19240566

>>19238434
i've been doing my part for months now OP

>> No.19240585

>>19239853
Based sell signal poster

>> No.19240608

>>19238434
I had a dream about sucking my own penis a few weeks ago, does that work?

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>>19238434
interesting

>> No.19240684

>>19240616
brooo that can’t be real

>> No.19241331

>>19240684
it is i saw it