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>me
>30 yo boomer
> 2 pistols, 10k rounds of ammo
>3 oz gold
>82k in crypto
>49k non mortgage debt
>220k owed on mortgage on 250k house

How can I turn my 82k crypto investment into 2 mil. I own 3.1 btc, rest are shitcoins

>> No.19237131

>>19237100
Just get a pair of good knee pads and begin sucking dick for money. You will have it all paid off and more crypto and money than you know what to do with.

>> No.19237134

>>19237100
>How can I turn my 82k crypto investment into 2 mil
Probably just wait 3 years

>> No.19237146

>>19237100
did this chad post his chats with the ladies?

>> No.19237151

>>19237146
I would also be interested in knowing the answer to this

>> No.19237208

Actually cringed reading the profile description. Does this really work? And if so, why are (modern) women so lacking in self-awareness?

>> No.19237283

>>19237100
Take all your shitcoins, concert to bitcoin and/or ether. Wait three years. That is all.

>> No.19237293

>>19237208
Yes it works for chads but you’ll never find that out.

>> No.19237300

>>19237208
It works when you look like that.

>> No.19237301

>>19237208
do you not see the 99+ likes he has? Guys like us stand no chance in with tinder girls

>> No.19237328

>>19237208
It does work, but you have to understand that attractive women only use dating apps for sex. They're not looking for a boyfriend, they're looking for chad to cum on their face. For actual relationships they tend to draw from their social circles.

>> No.19237362

>>19237301
Other men

>> No.19237447

>>19237328
Yeah IDK. The emoticons and all make me feel as if he's socially awkward. But then I've seen self-declared autists who are tall and have huge muscles on other platforms. Still they received tons of female heart comments and other shit on their profile. So the sex bit makes sense I guess.

>> No.19237633

>>19237301
Dude you got it wrong with "Guys like us" >>19237208 is a woman that is becoming aware of how most women really are.

>> No.19237835

>>19237208
As far as you're concerned it doesnt work

>> No.19237855

>>19237447
>The emoticons and all make me feel as if he's socially awkward.

He has the genetics to carry him. Why bother develop a personality? It wouldn't make a difference cause he's gonna get all the attention anyway.

I got a coworker who was tall slim and handsome, even his cousins would ride up on him. Thing is, he's super shy, but cause he has the looks, girls will take the initiative on him and shower him with attention.

>> No.19237882

>>19237633
Why would I be a woman? I'm a guy who likes 14 year old anime QTs and hate women for lobbying against it.

>>19237835
>>19237633
Are you two guys in discord? Kek.

>> No.19237909

I'm just not into weird roastie culture, but idealized 2d girls. And this dude seems awkward to me. That's all.

>> No.19237975

What shitcoins are you holding OP?
Buy PNK if you don’t have a make it stack.

>> No.19238150

>>19237909
Salty lmao

>> No.19238168

>>19237100
>web developer trying to larp as someone who has sex when he doesn't even have money
lol

>> No.19238197

>>19237100
pay off your fucking debt

>> No.19238251

>>19237208
see>>19237300
You could be that big and tell women you're a pedophile, they WILL still fuck you. This has been backtested by youtube scientists for years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=200MxJVyk3I

>> No.19238278

>>19237447
Emojis are the epitome of normie.

>> No.19238337

>>19238197
You're ngmi if you really believe this. USD is going to inflate faster than interest rates soon. Paying off debt early is a cringe boomer meme


>>19237100
Whatever you do with your crypto portfolio keep at least 2 BTC and 32 ETH. With that stack of cash I'd do at least 100 XMR and maybe 50 ETH. The rest I'd gamble on shitcoins for maximum moon potential (but you should wait until you buy more obviously).

Check out KNC, LIT, NEXO, MTL, and BAT. I've also heard good stuff about STEEM. Good luck anon I'm in a similar situation at 24, software dev, $170k on a mortgage, $25k in crypto, $50k or so in debt besides the mortgage from college and personal loans.

Also if I were you I'd start looking into more properties, obviously it's a shit time to buy rn but when Corona blows over you will be able to make huge gains. I'm personally looking at a duplex or triplex next, have a SF rn.

>> No.19238353

>>19238337
>USD is going to inflate faster than interest rates soon
Why?

>> No.19238397

Sage slide threads

>> No.19238408

>>19238353
Unlimited QE, have you not been reading the news since January? Also, the fed has cut rates so much that taking out more debt right now is actually one of the best moves you can do...

>> No.19238478

>>19238251
>Youtube scientist.

Oxymoron.

>> No.19238923

>>19237100
Wait 6 years.

>> No.19239062

>>19237208
He could almost say anything he wanted and it would work. Pictures are 99% of what matters and he is a chad and he shows he’s alpha by having a picture of himself choking a woman and that makes women wet because they instinctively want to be abused and put in their place as subordinates.

Even if this chad had a cuck personality he’d still probably be pretty successful. Looks are everything.

>> No.19239111

>>19237100
Take your money out of crypto and pay your fucking debts you mong.

>> No.19239207
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19239207

>>19237100
that's a good profile. makes fun of meta lying about stats

makes fun of the stupid bullshit these dumb broads put up as auto-shit tests, makes them feel insecure about being lonely enough to own animals, makes fun of their dumb need for anticipated excitement, more meta shit, make fun of what they're actually thinking

solid, i could see a bimbo reading this and thinking "omg i can't believe he said all that, i am NOT basic omg. wow he reminds me of my dad, i wonder how big his cock is"

>> No.19239436

>>19238478
>muhh science
back to plebbit

>> No.19240487

>>19237855
>even his cousins would ride up on him

Explain

>> No.19240502

>>19238168
I thought web devs made money

>> No.19240522

>>19237100

This guy as aggressively douchey. I want to know if he's for real

>> No.19240559

>>19237208
all he had to write was 6'4

>> No.19241031

>>19237100
What's your net wealth?
Also what pistols?
Here's a tip
Get more ARPA
t. 10 gun bro

>> No.19241092

>>19237100
Women fall for this pajeet? Kek