/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.19236208]

the back nine edition
the 3000 party delayed

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>Misc:
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>>19233581

[Anonymous No.19236238]

stocks

[Anonymous No.19236242]

First for SOXL

[Anonymous No.19236262]

playing the ups and downs, rather than just ups, gives you twice the opportunity to be wrong

[Anonymous No.19236277]

OTSO going to pump when the mine opens in June

[Anonymous No.19236278]

imagine being in the armed forces...

[Anonymous No.19236279]

>>19236262
based

[Anonymous No.19236281]

>>19236208
That duck gettin sucked real nice

[Anonymous No.19236292]

R8 my spread

[Anonymous No.19236300]

>>19236262
undeniable truth


>>19236281
hmmmm

[Anonymous No.19236304]

I only respect MGM and PENN holders bros

[Anonymous No.19236308]

>>19236278
Americans killing other Americans is America's favorite pastime

[Anonymous No.19236315]

Gold forming a base to moon, RSI strong.

[Anonymous No.19236334]

oh great another thread that will be 75% bulls and bobos calling each other faggots. this forum is so useless

[Anonymous No.19236335]

Teva Pharma makes
Hydroxychloroquinealso known as HCQ. praise israel

[Anonymous No.19236346]

>>19236334
faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19236348]

>>19236315
Listen here Schiff head, Gold is going to crash like crazy tomorrow. I'm not falling for jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.19236352]

>>19236292
Cutting it a little close there especially on that AMZN. Don't be surprised if it doesn't work out but I wish you luck

[Anonymous No.19236354]

>>19236292
Based premium farmer.

[Anonymous No.19236353]

>>19236335
Mylan and Sanofi also

>>19236334
poast something useful then instead of bitching like a lil bitch

[Anonymous No.19236369]

>>19236308
Black people aren't real Americans

[Anonymous No.19236377]

>oh great another thread that will be 75% bulls and bobos calling each other faggots. this forum is so useless

[Anonymous No.19236383]

my numbers were like a rollercoaster today. im starting to get a real liking for the terrifying lows and the dizzying highs. i can see why wall street guys shoot themselves.

[Anonymous No.19236385]

>>19236377
Bye, faggot

[Anonymous No.19236397]

>>19236348
WRONG

[Anonymous No.19236399]

>>19236377
>>19236385
Pardon me. I'm retarted.

[Anonymous No.19236417]

>>19236369
i'm pro-black now
white liberal faggots ruined america

[Anonymous No.19236418]

>>19236262
i dont even know how to play downs, so i dont, but probably wouldnt anyway because the return seems less worth it

[Anonymous No.19236437]

don't be a loser
hedge your bets
imagine crossing the street without looking BOTH ways. dumb. imagine playing roulette and only betting on red instead of red + 0 and 00. dumb.

[Anonymous No.19236439]

>>19236353
>Mylan and Sanofi also
that doesn't help the literal cuckholds from pol push their narrative.

>>19236397
This whole metals thing... I bought some but I'm not so sure...

[Anonymous No.19236444]

CRM helping me slowly but surely make up for loses. Glad my long term strategy is working but man am I fucking jelly of major wins I keep seeing like faceberg shit. But I know the minute I try that I’ll just lose money anyway.

[Anonymous No.19236455]

is it too late to invest in meme vaccine health sector stonks?

[Anonymous No.19236457]

>>19236439
>gold/qqq
topkek

[Anonymous No.19236458]

>muh contact tracing
Are you ready to tell the government exactly where you’ve been at all times and with whom? Apple and Google are working together on apps to track you to make it even easier, goys

[Anonymous No.19236460]

brazil will take the lead in goyrona numbers screen cap this. i'm in BZQ feeling smug

[Anonymous No.19236471]

>>19236437
>playing american tables, look at this retard

[Anonymous No.19236476]

>>19236444
calls or puts? or just long the stock like a gayboi

>>19236439
wtf does pol have to do with this

[Anonymous No.19236477]

>>19236369
Are school shooters real Americans?

[Anonymous No.19236478]

>>19236437
but it's usually more like playing roulette while betting on black and red. But the crab 0 and 00 are huge.

>>19236457
it's a valid comparison, shows what generated more returns when

[Anonymous No.19236494]

>>19236439
No reason to sell gold stocks right now unless you're locking in the gains.

[Anonymous No.19236504]

>>19236418
> the return seems less worth it

Making money when stocks go down is pure euphoria, those are the sweetest gains. To be making money while good stocks are getting cheaper feels so fucking good, because it means that you can buy way more stocks for the turnaround. In its healthy form, making money on downswings or bear markets is based in a genuine love of stocks.

Making money when everything is up is okay, but everyone else is making money too, so it isn't special, and stocks aren't getting cheaper so that you can buy more of them. That's why making money on the down days can be so tantalizing.

But sometimes something happens, the person turns into a bear, and their motive changes. Instead of making money on the down moves for money in order to buy great stocks, they are obsessed with things going down, down, down forever. They come up with all kinds of reasons that stocks are overvalued and should crash into the ground, so on and so forth. And if they never escape that point of view, the results can be really unfortunate.

[Anonymous No.19236506]

>>19236471
huh? that's all we have in shartsville. you have no green spots in eurofag roulette?

[Anonymous No.19236512]

>>19236477
considering the state of american eductation they're probably the realest americans

[Anonymous No.19236531]

>>19236478
I wouldn't use short term Nasdaq for comparison right now.

[Anonymous No.19236539]

>>19236437
Hedging is for losers who don't have the courage of their convictions. Either go long or go short or get out. Don't hedge like a little girl. If you're too scared then bet smaller
>>19236477
Not anymore :)

[Anonymous No.19236557]

I have calls on ZTO with a break even of 38.91$ and a strike price of 34.71$ how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.19236567]

>>19236476
6/5 calls I got back in early May at 165, 175, and 180 strike. The drop off on the 11th fucked up everything but my 165s. I told myself I wasn’t gonna cut and run because every time I did that before, a few days later the stock recovered and then some. Plus I did my research and CRM just overall is a solid and safe ER play. So far it’s been a consistent week of gains so standing my ground is paying off. But it’s just paying off slowly. I get jealous seeing ppl posting random 5-10k gains in a day for fomo’ing into shit. But I know if I do that I’ll just lose. It’s like I’m only allowed to make tiny ass gains. But whatever I’ll just keep bulldozing through til I get there. I refuse to give up.
FUCK YOU UNIVERSE

[Anonymous No.19236608]

>>19236504
how do you short a stock I dont understand it?

[Anonymous No.19236609]

>>19236557
Why are the strike prices all fucky on that one? As long as your exp is a good ways out you should be fine

[Anonymous No.19236669]

>>19236557
lol yes you're fucked. lemme guess you bought them yesterday on the pump?

[Anonymous No.19236696]

>WHY ISN'T OIL NEGATIVE?!?!
>IT MUST BE A CONSPIRACY!!!

[Anonymous No.19236698]

>>19236608
1. Place short order.
2. You borrow stonk and immediately sell it at market price.
3. You have a limited window to buy replacement shares.
4. If you cover for less than you short, you win. If green line go up, you lose.

[Anonymous No.19236700]

>>19236506
euro tables only have a 0
merican tables have 0,00

so house edge is higher on merica tables, so you have slightly higher %chance to lose.

euro - 36+1 units
merica - 36+2 units

you'd be more likely to hit a green if you are playing on merican tables if that is your betting strat, however the probability of hitting is a green is too small to make it worthwhile.

only way to play roulette is multi table risk division using spread probabilities + martingale x(2)+1 or betting french section playing the physical wheel divisions.
->you still going to lose everything though

[Anonymous No.19236729]

>>19236377
What were you expecting? free handouts?

[Anonymous No.19236738]

>>19236696
>checks to see if /tsg/ is still alive
>it is
Imagine bagholding that shit for eternity while everything else moons.

[Anonymous No.19236753]

>>19236477
>Are school shooters real Americans?
nope. it's all false flag.

[Anonymous No.19236755]

My gums bleed pretty bad when I floss. I brush my teeth daily, not sure what’s wrong with me

[Anonymous No.19236762]

>>19236755
gum disease, soon loose teeth will follow and then they'll fall out

[Anonymous No.19236766]

>>19236208
Where were you when you realized you can get minimum 20 times your money buying monthly TWTR puts tomorrow when they turn it into Reddit and ban Trump?

[Anonymous No.19236771]

>>19236208
How do I stop being so greedy?
I could have walked away with +$200 but instead chose to keep waiting and waiting and then there was a sell off and ended up losing -$120......

[Anonymous No.19236774]

>>19236698
so its a broker enabled function? i dont think the platform i use even allows shorting.

[Anonymous No.19236781]

>>19236774
Who's your broker?

[Anonymous No.19236785]

Air airline companies essentially a 3x return in 3-4 years?

[Anonymous No.19236788]

>>19236755
Floss more often. Every day for a week or so and it will stop.

[Anonymous No.19236789]

>>19236766

[Anonymous No.19236810]

>>19236738
their logic that a taxi service would somehow make money was amusing

[Anonymous No.19236813]

>>19236774
In order to sells shares short you need a margin account. So unless you have a margin account with your broker you can't sell shares short

[Anonymous No.19236815]

>>19236208
My portfolio is better than yours.

[Anonymous No.19236821]

>>19236785
oil is a safer bet and it pays divvies

[Anonymous No.19236822]

>>19236771
You don’t have a fleshed out strategy with proper risk management, you’re shooting from the hip. Set specific profit/loss targets. Be methodical, not emotional.

[Anonymous No.19236823]

>>19236755
You're either using shitty floss or flossing too hard or have gum disease. Are you brushing for two minutes, and brushing all of the sides?

[Anonymous No.19236825]

>>19236789
the only reason for twitter is to send messages to Meg

>>19236771
just sell some of your position when you're up?
don't be all-in or all-out of anything, ease your way in and ease your way out to control risk.
Do a better job of defining your expectations, risk acceptance, and strategy before you enter a position.

[Anonymous No.19236836]

>>19236813
yeah my broker is non-us based so no margin acc.

can you still short using inverse short style ETFs? do they work the same?

[Anonymous No.19236840]

>>19236335
The best edit of this is the Pepe shitting on janny one

[Anonymous No.19236853]

there are only 3 things i respect
one is cash holders
the other cunny.

[Anonymous No.19236859]

dental hygiene general~

everyone remember to brush your teeth properly twice a day- and don't drink sugar drinks!

[Anonymous No.19236864]

>>19236738
>>19236810
topkek
They're still arguing about supply, demand and there is at least one post mentioning satellite imagery.

[Anonymous No.19236866]

>>19236821
I don't have as good access to oil companies through my broker in the UK

[Anonymous No.19236870]

>>19236853
What's the third anon?

[Anonymous No.19236874]

>>19236810
https://robintrack.net/symbol/DHT

12k robinnigger bagholders after institutions dumped it harder than buffet with airlines

[Anonymous No.19236887]

>>19236823
I don’t time it, but I make sure to get all sides of every tooth. I’ll have to investigate further.

[Anonymous No.19236886]

>>19236874
They probably meant to buy DHR with the chads, but they misclicked the last letter

[Anonymous No.19236898]

holy shit, flights are gonna be so cheap with low oil and share prices and with social distancing it's gonna be like rollin in first class with empty seats all around.
wonder how the price will play out with that intense shift in supply/demand

[Anonymous No.19236907]

>>19236887
Loop the floss all the way around the tooth.

[Anonymous No.19236908]

>>19236886
>They probably meant to buy DHR with the chads, but they misclicked the last letter

[Anonymous No.19236910]

>>19236866
Can you invest in Canada? PPL (on TSX) is the only stock I should have ever bought.

[Anonymous No.19236913]

>>19236755
Don't use floss. Use mouthwash or a water pick or both. (37 yr old who's only had 1 cavity and only has 1 missing tooth from cracking it)

[Anonymous No.19236918]

>>19236771
Learn basic TA so that you can identify key levels and see the momentum. Once you learn that it's as simple as identify them before entering a trade and acting upon them basing on the momentum.

[Anonymous No.19236925]

>gap up the market hard this morning
>VIX futures are STILL around 30

L - Loving
E - Every
L - Laugh

[Anonymous No.19236931]

>>19236887
Look up flossing technique as well, you want to get the sides of your teeth and go slightly under the gum around the tooth, not just go up and down

[Anonymous No.19236938]

OH FUGGG
Anyone listen to the interview with the KO ceo on squawk?
Talked about because of FUCKING coronavirus, they're not going to be moving forward with some of the innovations they had planned for this year. FUCK that might mean we're not getting Coca Cola Coffee this year...

>>19236608
>he hasn't seen Spice and Wolf

>>19236762
>>19236788
hmmm
Mine don't bleed, but they fucking hurt.
Like, if i do it in the morning, then mouthwash, then it hurts to chew for hours

[Anonymous No.19236951]

>>19236913
>was told I had 7 cavities or something by two different dentists
>that was 2 years ago or longer
>no pain no nothing

[Anonymous No.19236954]

>>19236907
why? it's really hard and takes forever to get it on both sides

[Anonymous No.19236962]

>>19236870
im glad youve ask
the third is cunny________

[Anonymous No.19236963]

>>19236954
It gets in the grooves under your teeth and in your gum crevices.

[Anonymous No.19236966]

>buy into a fund that tracks an index
>put an equal amount that inverse that same index
this is how you make it

[Anonymous No.19236983]

>>19236609
exp in a fucking year so I really don't see how things could go super wrong

[Anonymous No.19236984]

YOU MUST REPLY TO THIS POST WITH A BLACK PEPE

[Anonymous No.19236985]

>>19236962
oh no no no....

[Anonymous No.19237003]

>>19236377
This but unironically lol

[Anonymous No.19237020]

It’s actually going to work. The government handing out money to people who don’t need it is going to save our economy. Of course the poor get fucked into the “essential workforce” while the rest of you fuck work from home and watch line go up

[Anonymous No.19237026]

>>19236985
But, you already mentioned cunny anon.

[Anonymous No.19237033]

>>19236755
You have scurvy. Sell TMDX for the time being btw.

[Anonymous No.19237043]

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[Anonymous No.19237045]

>>19236377
Offer an alternative. Questions get (You)s, people enjoy sharing their opinions.

[Anonymous No.19237048]

>>19236753
Thanks for the helicopter ride, Epstein-sensei

[Anonymous No.19237055]

>>19237043

[Anonymous No.19237073]

>>19236984
Sorry i only have a niggerjak

[Anonymous No.19237074]

oil

[Anonymous No.19237080]

>>19237020
A service economy has always been fake. With self-serve check out, these people are becoming increasingly worthless and unemployable.

[Anonymous No.19237082]

>>19237055

[Anonymous No.19237098]

>>19237073
Whenever i see this nogs pic i fixate not on his crazy head but the crust on his mouth and nose

[Anonymous No.19237107]

>>19237074
Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cookin?

[Anonymous No.19237120]

>>19237080
Self serve checkout is shit. Fine for 1-3 items. A full cart not so much.

[Anonymous No.19237135]

Why are people messing with SPY calls when QQQ calls are objectively better?

[Anonymous No.19237158]

>https://www.straitstimes.com/singapore/courts-crime/drug-offender-gets-death-sentence-via-remote-hearing
SHORT ZM

[Anonymous No.19237162]

>>19236966
Who is this balding fat guy that everyone keeps posting?

[Anonymous No.19237163]

>>19236506
oh ok, i have never gambled in euro casinos. the last time i lost big was because i hesitated to bet $100 on 33, still remember it vividly. i was playing automated roulette (no dealer, but ball is shot via machine and we bet on touchscreen). my finger hesitated at the last moment. and last time i was up big i was betting on around 20 numbers and varying my bet size, then doubling if i had the funds. no system just random shart-in-mart brainlet moves and hoping to get lucky. i don't usually bet on colors or corners.

the trick that worked for me is placing bets after the dealer spins the ball. if you bet before he tosses it, there's a way for him to toss the ball in a way that makes you lose. i'm 100% certain of that. they also control it on no-dealer machines using magnets so same thing you have to place bets as late as possible so they can't rig it.

[Anonymous No.19237174]

So the markets will obviously go down but holy shit, how do you even comfortably make that bet with the way things are going?
All in on inverse ETFs, I guess????

[Anonymous No.19237188]

>>19236557
>ZTO
that's a nice one. how would you be fucked? it looks like it's going down

[Anonymous No.19237192]

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[Anonymous No.19237195]

>>19237158
kek the gov’t could bring in more income by doing a PPV execution live on Zoom

[Anonymous No.19237210]

>>19236567
best of luck to you. when's the ER? too lazy to check.

[Anonymous No.19237211]

>>19237162
Jerome Powell’s bastard son.

[Anonymous No.19237212]

>>19236859
Was at the dentist today actually.
Got it all checked. Even paid 70€ for a real professional cleaning.
Thank god I have to pay nothing for general dentistry here.

[Anonymous No.19237215]

>>19237120
I have visions of $100/barrel in a year or two.

[Anonymous No.19237230]

>>19237215
meant for
>>19237074

[Anonymous No.19237233]

>>19237174
>how do you even comfortably make that bet with the way things are going?
I don't even think about that! Trading is the easiest thing ever.

[Anonymous No.19237240]

who are these "people" on investing.com? is it like some ai shit? they all type like fucking retards and it's mostly spam

[Anonymous No.19237244]

>>19237120
I like using the laser gun.

[Anonymous No.19237255]

>>19236938
>>he hasn't seen Spice and Wolf
Should be required viewing

[Anonymous No.19237261]

>>19236557
wtf oh i didn't see you had CALLS
game over

[Anonymous No.19237264]

are 3xETF's bad?

[Anonymous No.19237266]

>>19236859
Just remove my calculus, wagie

[Anonymous No.19237272]

>>19237240
It seems most financial news sites are written by robots. The headlines are Post hoc ergo propter hoc nonsense.

[Anonymous No.19237288]

>>19237212
I haven't been to a dentist or doctor in about a decade
But it isn't because I can't afford it, I'm just lazy

>>19237266
what does that mean

[Anonymous No.19237295]

>>19237211
Holy shit I found this guys youtube channel. Does he think he is funny?

[Anonymous No.19237304]

>>19237212
Is this that busty bow tie seductresschan?

>>19237158
How is that not bullish? Governments are using zoom for official government business, zoom is becoming an integral part of infrastructure. Bullish as heck.

[Anonymous No.19237311]

>>19237264
Depends, what kind of etf. You either make a lot of money at once or lose a lot of money at once.

[Anonymous No.19237314]

>>19237080
So they will live stock free off your dime. How is that any better?

[Anonymous No.19237325]

>>19237240
pajeets and ai

[Anonymous No.19237334]

>>19236567
you should be good if you still held all calls for all strikes if they report great numbers. fat bloated tech is unstoppable, look at ringcentral and twilio for example. but since i'm a permabobo i'm probably going to get 6/19 puts at the $160. one of us will get rekt. may the best man win.

[Anonymous No.19237340]

Airlines and Oil if you want to make it. Delta & Exxon are prime picks.

[Anonymous No.19237342]

>>19237264
You will either gain or lose a huge chunk of money, depending on how Jerome is feeling that day. Also if you are like me you will buy the top and sell the bottom.

[Anonymous No.19237344]

>>19237240
You have to remember how many children and actually mentally disabled people have unfettered access to the Internet.

[Anonymous No.19237345]

Guys I have 20K cash left... yall think I'm going to get fucked if I put even more towards airlines? Have 9k in UAL already and another 6k in Boeing

[Anonymous No.19237346]

>>19237264
Not if they go where you want them to go
>>19236608
Watch Spice and Wolf
Honestly
>>19237288
Got some vaccinations last year and went to three doctors in three countries to get them while travelling.
Then one general health check up recently, everything was fine.
>>19237304
Of course

[Anonymous No.19237354]

>>19237314
the point of welfare should be to pay them just enough money to avoid social unrest, but not enough that they can afford children

unfortunately the government is in charge and fucked it all up, so really it's middle class working people who have to worry about not having enough money to have kids

[Anonymous No.19237355]

>>19237288
Hate having to explain a joke

>Dental calculus is the calcified plaque, or tartar, that is removed with a dental scalar during regular dentist visits. It cannot be removed by brushing. It is analogous to concrete, and is composed of millions of bacterial cells calcified together with calcium phosphate which comes from the saliva.

[Anonymous No.19237358]

>>19237264
>>19237342
I should add that all this will happen while you sleep so there is nothing you'll be able to do about it.

[Anonymous No.19237359]

>Three Democratic members of the Staunton, Virginia, city council were ousted by Republicans on today despite receiving more votes than they did four years ago.
>Virginia City That Voted For Clinton Once And Obama Twice Just Threw Democrats Out Of Office

Be honest, how screwed are the democrats? I just want Corona gone by the time the election happens so we can see how much the market would rally with nothing major interfering it when Trump wins, S&P alone would probably do a 500 point pump in a month

[Anonymous No.19237363]

Getting really tempted to just give up my current strategy, liquidate the portfolio, and all in on something risky.

[Anonymous No.19237369]

>>19237215
Agreed Oil Bro. 100 a barrel is virtually guaranteed. Trump has our back.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.19237370]

What's going to happen to all the people who's jobs never come back? Are they still going to vote for Trump or are they going to vote for gibs.

[Anonymous No.19237372]

>>19237264
They are 3x. Approximately.

[Anonymous No.19237382]

>>19237359
go back to /pol/ this thread is for people bagholding SQQQ with $35 positions

[Anonymous No.19237389]

>>19237354
The government fucked this up from day one. I guess there was nothing we could do. PPP went to people who didn’t need it. People are sitting on their stimulus checks.

[Anonymous No.19237403]

TANKERCHADS HODL YOUR SEA CATS

[Anonymous No.19237407]

BULLISH

[Anonymous No.19237408]

I may buy COF stock tomorrow. Still a nice upside to it and even better for me I know they'll stage a rebound cause I'm a client. Been very happy with them over the years.

[Anonymous No.19237412]

>>19236822
this is it pretty much.

[Anonymous No.19237416]

>>19237345
>Have 9k in UAL already and another 6k in Boeing
Anything to do with travel service is going to keep going down. Did you even see when UAL or AAL? was ~$3 a share? Whatever lol you're gonna long that shit for 2 years instead of short term profits

[Anonymous No.19237419]

>>19237403

[Anonymous No.19237421]

>>19237407
ohhohohoho

[Anonymous No.19237426]

>>19237344
>>19237272
>>19237325
god i fucking fear the future when 90% or more of "people" on the internet is just random ai gibberish chatting, if it isn't already

[Anonymous No.19237455]

>>19237382
No, I will post this shit until people become perma-bulls. SQQQ bagholding has to be eradicated from /smg/

[Anonymous No.19237464]

>>19237421
OH HO HO HO HO HOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.19237466]

>>19237426
what makes you think there are real people here

[Anonymous No.19237469]

>>19237174
>inverse ETFs
This is pain if you are wrong. Better to grab a small put on a leveraged etf that covers your position. Treat it as insurance, expect it to be null if your in the green.

[Anonymous No.19237472]

>>19237426
Everyone knows 4chan is just you, me and that other guy

[Anonymous No.19237480]

>>19237419
WE'RE SO MAD
WE'RE SO BAD
THAT'S WHY THEY CALL US TANKERCHADS!!!!

[Anonymous No.19237482]

>>19237403
LMAO....You're a horrible human being.

[Anonymous No.19237486]

>>19237370
drumpf gave them federal unemployment cheese already bro the landslide is on

[Anonymous No.19237495]

>>19237455
The moment SQQQ bagholding is eradicated it will moon. Be careful what you wish for.

[Anonymous No.19237502]

>>19237359
Think it might be partly from the gun ban? Speaking of, if it ever gets overturned, is that bullish or bearish for firearm manufacturers?

[Anonymous No.19237521]

>>19237403

[Anonymous No.19237523]

>>19236898
>>19237215
Oil and airline chads rise up

[Anonymous No.19237524]

Real talk though anons, I was up 60k about a month ago and now I'm only up 17k and it feels pretty bad. I don't think I have made more than 1 or 2 good plays since SPY was like 240.

I have absolutely zero confidence in this market, other than the specific sector which I work in and have a pretty intricate knowledge of. Do I just turn my brain off and go long, putting my blind faith in Jerome?

[Anonymous No.19237528]

>>19237482
Oh yeah???? Us TankerCHADS got 9 lives because we're sea cats!!! Hold onto your whiskers, mateys!!

[Anonymous No.19237531]

I did some screening for next week earnings calls.
I am going to do covered calls (but you can use a different strategy). Heres a list of the highest premium stocks:
Week May 25 2020
ntnx 21 bear 9.4%
jwn 16 neut 9.3%
hpq 17 bull 8.4%
goos 21 bear 7.4%
cgc 18 none 7.1%
cpri 14 neut 6.8%
tol 28 bear 6.2%
csiq 20 bull 6.2%
gme 5 bear 5.4%
ntap 45 bull 4.9%
MRVL 28 bear 3.7%

[Anonymous No.19237533]

>>19237416
Yes I am planning to go long af. Not a day/swing trader

[Anonymous No.19237537]

>>19237403
Tankerchads will get the last laugh...

[Anonymous No.19237547]

>>19236753
better quality

[Anonymous No.19237551]

>>19237345
Sell it all and go all in Occidental Petroleum. If oil continues its upward trajectory, you will be able to 4X your net worth.

[Anonymous No.19237556]

>>19237524
Don’t fight the fed
Miners
Semis
Oil

[Anonymous No.19237568]

>>19237537
Yeah those divvy are so CHAD.

[Anonymous No.19237569]

>>19237524
hahahahaha you aren't "up" anything you lost 43k

[Anonymous No.19237574]

>>19236938
did he say when they would stop losing to Pepsi?

[Anonymous No.19237593]

>>19237569
I am up 17k from my initial investment. I lost 43k of unrealized gains if I somehow sold the tippy top. Is your account even worth 17k, anon?

[Baggie !!fgOm+6kufSp No.19237598]

>>19237502
I have no clue what is going to happen. The election is about 5 months away and I have heard dick about debates and Bidens VP. If Trump really is taking Hydroxycut to lose weight for the push up contest it'll be really funny if Biden backs out over Covid concerns.

[Anonymous No.19237626]

>>19236348
Thanks for confirming that gold stocks were a good buy today.

[Anonymous No.19237637]

>>19237416
top lulz, especially the last one

[Anonymous No.19237643]

>>19237524
I mean you are still up from your initial investment. It hurts but dont sweat it you won anyways

[Anonymous No.19237650]

Dont see the penny stock thread so im gonna talk my shit here

>EMAN at .54
>Money status: Printed

Debating whether or not to put in a stop loss and lock in profits or just let it ride.

[Anonymous No.19237675]

>GOSH anon, what do you mean you don’t have any cool tattoos? That’s so BORING! Why are you SO risk averse?

>>19237464
>>19237421
>>19237346
Based

[Anonymous No.19237676]

>>19237650
Sell eman. Buy KTOV dump ktov on the 28th or opening of the 29th. Buy more eman. Profit

[Anonymous No.19237715]

>>19237675
>I'm here for the job interview

[Anonymous No.19237791]

>>19237676
>Literal Jewish pharma stock in literal Israel

Jej its like you think I want to be fleeced.

[Anonymous No.19237792]

>>19237715
>Well isn’t that cute! My daughter has one just like that. You know, we want our employees to feel free to express theirselves and that is just the kind of thing we need more of around here!

[Anonymous No.19237795]

Grown men should not play video games.

[Anonymous No.19237811]

>>19236962
Cute and funny?

[Anonymous No.19237849]

>>19236458
Just don't carry your phone on your person, you NPC normalfag.

[Anonymous No.19237863]

>>19237715
just give him the secret handshake and you're instantly hired

[Anonymous No.19237871]

>>19237795
Investors should never preoccupy themselves with how things ought to be, only how they are.

Buy NTDOY, make money off children’s joy, parents desperation, and grown men who choose more passive hobbies.

[Anonymous No.19237891]

Today was a good day.

[Anonymous No.19237893]

>>19237551
this. got in @ 13.30

[Anonymous No.19237895]

>>19237871
Alright you're hired.

[Anonymous No.19237918]

>>19237863
>permanent newfag
well done

[Anonymous No.19237934]

Does phosphoric acid rot your brain just like it rots your teeth?

[Anonymous No.19237959]

>>19237650
>lock in profits or just let it ride
If I’ve learned one thing gambling, it’s that you take the money when it’s on the table

[Anonymous No.19237965]

Surprised there aren't a few bobos posting BLOOD RED FUTURES or something like that.

[Anonymous No.19237977]

>>19236383
playing options is the first time in years I feel excitement
like all I need is a stock to pump 3% in the direction I predict before theta fucks me and I'm literally ready to scream
meanwhile my account is bleeding dry but one of these days I'm gonna hit the big one

[Anonymous No.19237983]

>>19237934
Doesn't rot your bank account though. :^)

[Anonymous No.19237986]

Hey guys is my tattoo okay :)? I've only done porn twice I think I'd be a good crypto manager

[Anonymous No.19237992]

>>19237983
Give it time.

[Anonymous No.19237995]

>>19237965
maybe they cant BEAR to be EmBEARassed again

[Anonymous No.19238004]

>>19237965
>Surprised
You should be scared.
NO MORE FAKE BOBOS

[Anonymous No.19238005]

My GF’s company is asking employees to volunteer to get laid off in exchange for a severance package. Should I open short contracts?

[Anonymous No.19238010]

>>19237965
Bobos have capitulated. You know what that means.

[Anonymous No.19238011]

>>19237977
What requirements do you need to trade options? What does margin mean?

[Anonymous No.19238036]

>>19236836
Not the same anon but I'm in the same situation there is a bunch of inverse etfs that gain when X dumps, sadly I'm holding a bunch of those because the market didn't crash as expected today, I could hold them thou, fed may run out of ammo one without warning

[Anonymous No.19238042]

>>19237965
Well I’m terrified as I FOMOed out of UVXY and into TNA to make up for the losses.

CLEARLY the recession will be the shortest one ever, and it’s time for the reacceleration.

>>19237986
I like the ones where it says
>Well my boyfriend is a lolicon
>Tattoo artist: say no more!

>>19238010
Oh
Fuck
Me

It means my timing was off completely and I’m offsides again.

[Anonymous No.19238048]

>>19238010
Despair and then return to the mean on the inverse chart.

[Anonymous No.19238053]

pee pee poo poo
i botched a PTON put option trade and am suicidal
5/29 $40 puts, could have made a lot but took a loss. still thinking about it. still sad. that is all. happened on the 5/18th. was right and still lost like a fucking loser.

[Anonymous No.19238066]

>>19237965
I'm fucking done. Completely out of equities except for gold miners. Don't even care anymore, I don't have any skin in the game. Go ahead Fed, pump it up to ATH again see if I care. I know the whole thing is a retarded ponzi and there's no real price discovery anymore. Even Buffett was outbid by the Fed. You win mumu, you win. Congratulations

[Anonymous No.19238071]

>>19237965
a bobo here. i've capitulated. sold for loss. at least i won't owe IRS any shekels. there's always that.i guess i'll console meself with some milf porn.

[Anonymous No.19238083]

>>19238071
Fuck yikes

[Anonymous No.19238093]

>>19237675
Tattoos are the mark of the proletariat, it’s only recently been coopted by the petit bourgeois as a fad. Rather degenerate imo.

[Anonymous No.19238098]

>>19238071
Just ride the crab on a covered call/put cycle or some shit.

[Anonymous No.19238105]

>>19238010
It's true. Put all of my 401k back into equities again as of Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.19238111]

>>19237795
>Grown men should not play video games

That’s basically what Robinhood is tho.

[Anonymous No.19238117]

>>19237983
KO is not doing so well lately.

[Anonymous No.19238130]

What are requirements for options? How much money and what are the fees and what does margin mean?

[Anonymous No.19238135]

>>19238066
>why aren't you in stocks?
>cuz they're manipulated
>manipulated how?
>stocks only go up
Anon, I..

[Anonymous No.19238134]

>>19237977
>before theta fucks me
See you at expiry :^)

[Anonymous No.19238139]

>>19238048

[Anonymous No.19238141]

I'm going to get authorized to do covered options.
What's stopping me from putting the money in my account to buy 100 shares of something and then writing a put that's close to the market instead of buying the shares?

[Anonymous No.19238158]

>>19237986
Now that does not look right. At all. On the other hand, found a new site to bully my siblings with.

[Anonymous No.19238162]

>>19238117
$47 KO covered calls are going to print me money for the next 6 months.

[Anonymous No.19238189]

>>19238130
I don’t mean to shit on a new investor but for real, google this shit nigga.

[Anonymous No.19238194]

>>19238048
>unprecedented event
>rebound is a bubble
Look, I'm expecting a market-wide downturn, but it will be 15% max and completely un-timetable. Retail is 40% of the market right now.

[Anonymous No.19238198]

>>19237977
>t.

[Anonymous No.19238204]

>>19238189
No I'm too tired right now. I'm on my phone and watch joe rogan fight with Eddie on tv

[Anonymous No.19238223]

>>19238194
I don't know if I understand. I hope you see it's an inverse chart from early April.

[Anonymous No.19238227]

>>19238141
If the underlying goes on a moon mission before you get assigned you'll miss out on it

[Anonymous No.19238229]

>>19238141
nothing, it's the difference between buying 100 shares at your target price or getting paid a premium to buy 100 shares at your target price

[Anonymous No.19238235]

OXY - hmm, looks tempting. Under 15 a share w/the high in the low 50's. $8000/15 = 533 shares. 26,650 for me at $50 per.

[Anonymous No.19238249]

>>19238204
You are the man who buys my GE calls.

[Anonymous No.19238254]

Guys this future movement is really bad for bulls.

So these past 2 months, you can basically watch the market and think "they'd have to pump it to this point otherwise it'll be a large sell signal" and sure enough it would happen.

however, this drop was very easily avoidable with a large pump back above the moving average to keep the trend from becoming very bearish. It didn't happen. They let it drop.

[Anonymous No.19238256]

>>19238139
It's problematic when there's a major confounding variable towing up the whole market that can disappear at any given moment. At least in the short time span. Like sure GS could dump their whole holdings and tank your price, but now you've got the fed and GS and poor market sentiment.

[Anonymous No.19238260]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.19238268]

>>19238249
Nah I dont buy calls.

[Anonymous No.19238276]

>>19238235
That's pretty damn close to what I make in a year before taxes/deductions. Sad ain't it.

[Anonymous No.19238277]

>>19238141
Cash covered puts are the Chads limit buy.

[Anonymous No.19238279]

>>19238254
Makes sense, I just bought in

[Anonymous No.19238280]

i'm surprised GOOGL didn't budge after the news about potential antitrust probe.

[Anonymous No.19238282]

Literally what can bring this market down? Nothing. Hard as a rock.

[Anonymous No.19238298]

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/coronavirus-vaccine-pentagon-memo

[Anonymous No.19238301]

>>19238223
I know exactly what you mean and it already broke the TA. I hope you understand what bubbles are and how/why they happen.

[Anonymous No.19238304]

>>19238282
if enough institutions realize that propping up the market is less profitable then rushing to be the first to go mostly cash, it'll crash the market.

[Anonymous No.19238312]

>>19238282
How does one tame crabs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z02Y2qJhVZs

[Anonymous No.19238318]

>>19238254
>G-guys this future movement is really bad for bulls!!
>For real this time!!
>Why are you all laughing?
Give it a rest man. They won

[Anonymous No.19238330]

>>19238254
>>19238105
Figures.

[Anonymous No.19238341]

>>19238304
how can going all cash be profitable?

[Anonymous No.19238354]

>>19238304
>cash is profitable

[Anonymous No.19238357]

>>19238254
>>19238279
This, I'm fucking furious with myself for capitulating at literally the worst time, AGAIN.

I'm so fucking...
god damn it. And I've been buying more shares lately too goddamn it.

>>19238260
based

still... FUCKKKKKCKCJSCOUBWEVUOBNEWONWE

[Anonymous No.19238358]

>>19238341
If you sell a stock first, you get a higher price for it than if you sell it after it's already dropped 30%

Then you can use the same cash to rebuy when the drop is over

[Anonymous No.19238363]

>>19236417

[Anonymous No.19238372]

>>19238105
I never looked. Picked that habit in 2008.

[Anonymous No.19238374]

Futures movement has priced us back to the opening bell.

[Anonymous No.19238381]

>>19238227
I can live with that.

[Anonymous No.19238414]

>>19238372
I only started one and a half years ago. How is yours doing?

[Anonymous No.19238422]

>>19238358
well thats how markets behave in general.

[Anonymous No.19238440]

>>19238422
Ok well that's how going to cash can be more profitable than propping up the market.

[Anonymous No.19238465]

god my hips are really wide

i would be a good she male if i got really skinny, i kinda got a boner thinking bout it. my shoulders are too wide though, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.19238469]

>>19238414
Well it is all QQQ since 2006. Doing well. I imagine it dropped a bit now. But I don't care short term. Markets go up.

[Anonymous No.19238486]

>>19238162
what's your premium? if KO doesn't hit 50 in less than 6 months i'm going to be pissed

[Anonymous No.19238487]

>>19238260
I’ve been long cunny since 2007 anon

[Anonymous No.19238492]

>>19238465
consider suicide

oh wait...

[Anonymous No.19238494]

>>19238440
>>19238422
>>19238358
Lotta posts just to say “buy the dip”

[Anonymous No.19238548]

Funny I never really look at my 401k. I set it up back in 2005 and never messed with it since. I glance at the statements and enter the changes into quicken about all I do with it. This virus shit is like a gift. The perfect opportunity to walk out dragging a fat green bag or two. Nothing's going to stop me from getting my bulging baggie. I've made shit money for all my working life. Well this virus will help me change that.. and set me up for some nice long term pay days in the years ahead.

[Anonymous No.19238549]

>>19238440
There was a buying opportunity on March 23rd already.

[Anonymous No.19238594]

>>19238487
I question your devotion.

[Anonymous No.19238607]

>>19238548
what do you mean? you are going to withdraw cash and then wait for the dip? or what

[Anonymous No.19238608]

>>19238594

[Anonymous No.19238620]

>>19238594
Is that your arm or leg?

[Anonymous No.19238627]

>>19238254
Zoom out the DOW and set it to 1D candles

Thank me after

[Anonymous No.19238637]

>getting a tattoo
>getting a poorly drawn tattoo
>getting a poorly drawn tattoo of anime
>getting a poorly drawn tattoo of anime sex faces

[Anonymous No.19238638]

god futures about to erase todays progress once again

[Anonymous No.19238664]

>>19238486
Been averaging ~$70 per monthly contract.

[Anonymous No.19238667]

>>19238637
the community around anime is obviously losers with dead end lives. Their entire lives revolve around momentary novelties, so it makes sense that they'd get an impulsive meme tattoo

[Anonymous No.19238680]

>>19237355
that's a funny joke, thank you for explaining it

[Anonymous No.19238692]

>>19238282
Someone kicks the power cord to the printer

[Anonymous No.19238694]

>>19238637
>this is why we can't have good things

[Anonymous No.19238698]

I'm a bear.

[Anonymous No.19238710]

>>19238620
Could be his dick

[Anonymous No.19238718]

>>19238607
Oh I've already got the money in the account to use. I'm not touching my 401. Why mess with a good thing. Nope I moved the money outta my savings. Short term goal is to have what I make yearly stuffed in the bank. Long term is to keep doing what I'm doing (add to my funds/divvy stocks/401) for a nice fat payoff down the road. Cause hell if I can have both a well stuffed bank account and brokerage/401 why the hell not.

[Anonymous No.19238722]

$35 for a barrel of crude coming this week lads.

i hope you loaded up on oil cheapies while you could.

[Anonymous No.19238729]

>>19237551
Oxy don't appear to be overly healthy from what I read today. I wouldn't put more than 10% of your money in them, but I'm me.

[Anonymous No.19238730]

>>19238722
This post didn't age well.

[Anonymous No.19238738]

Is this it?
Is the facade finally over?

[Anonymous No.19238742]

I can feel it

[Anonymous No.19238745]

>>19238664
sounds too good but maybe i just don't understand covered calls

>>19238637
find relief in that with today's deepfake technology it's probably really easy to make a believable tattoo image that isn't a real photo

[Anonymous No.19238751]

>>19238738
All the money printer on the planet are working together. Just need to ban gold and bitcoin and nothing can stop them

[Anonymous No.19238761]

>>19238083
nice pits

>>19238738
this is it
the facade is finally over

[Anonymous No.19238776]

>>19238738
Doubt it. I'm betting on another few months at least before the magic wind tunnel is pulled. If it even happens at any rate.

[Anonymous No.19238778]

>>19238722
>>19238730
>>19238738
>>19238761
What's going on I don't see anything

[Anonymous No.19238791]

I don't want to get my hopes up again.

[Anonymous No.19238794]

HEY, listen to me

[Anonymous No.19238800]

>>19238778
TVIX at or under $150 today was good it looks like...

[Anonymous No.19238807]

>>19238778
the bears got a hint of crab, so they're going full cope, hoping to be vindicated

[Anonymous No.19238808]

>>19238778
It's tankerchads breh, they're tanking over this town

[Anonymous No.19238809]

>>19238776
I think any time from a couple hours, to a couple weeks, to a couple months at the very longest


new thread:
>>19238793
>>19238793
>>19238793
>>19238793

>>19238793
>>19238793
>>19238793
>>19238793

>>19238793
>>19238793
>>19238793

>>19238793
>>19238793

>>19238793
>>19238793

[Anonymous No.19238813]

No, there's no way.
The futures never tell the future.

[Anonymous No.19238822]

>>19238778
the futures are getting very negative and despite obvious easy places where they a single 1min green candle could reverse the trend, it's not happening.

We are currently at a very key area on the S&P500 index. Either we see a gap up like no other or people take profit anticipating the next leg down.

[Anonymous No.19238837]

>>19238745
You have to keep in mind that most “investors” are really egotistical degenerate gamblers in disguise. Everyone in this general will tell you it’s all about the BIG plays with the BIG money, because that’s what a BIG man does. Collecting premium and dividends is for nerds and betas too pussy to go all in on oil and gas stocks or whatever other flavor of the quarter is popular.

[Anonymous No.19238838]

>>19236292
so u have 15% of ur account in tsla? did u put these on monday?

[Anonymous No.19238855]

>>19238822
That's it? I literally just told somebody to zoom out the DOW and switch to one day candles this is all but scheduled.

[Anonymous No.19238910]

>>19236504
this is a good post, and the final euphoria is the bubbling coom that is crabposting- like the other day i was short delta in qqq or gdxj and the theta fully covered it into green, i pulled my dick out right then at 8am

move the rock away and you will find me gurgling and snipping

[Anonymous No.19238913]

>>19238822
Higher volume pajama traders don't usually start their day until around midnight. I wouldn't hold your breath. You'll know them by their mark (giant green dildos on every tick).

[Anonymous No.19239059]

fuck, you guys are so bullish now that i feel really scared for holding my shit overnight now.

[Anonymous No.19239431]

>>19238822
Have you backtested that tomfoolery you're doing with support/resistance on the RSI at all?