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I got fucked today /biz/... but in a GOOG way!>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)>Stock market Wordshttps://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)>Risk Managementhttps://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)https://nhentai.net/tag/robot/>Educational Siteshttps://www.investopedia.com/[YouTube] hikky (embed)>Free Chartshttp://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/>Screenershttps://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live Datahttps://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendarhttps://biopharmcatalyst.com>Boomer Investing 101https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculatorhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>List of hedge fund holdingshttps://fintel.io/>Mischttps://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comprev: >>19223725
Why re stocks going up
Buy your puts now, niggas
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T I GO ALL IN
>>19224997Retarded bobos will never learn it.>>19224995Because they are undervalued.
>didn't remove the hikky linksngmi
MSFT is literally the best stock I ever had. Brings me joy to watch it make me money.Thats all.
does anyone even hold tanker shitcoins at this point?
>>19224995because they're trying to get new short entries for when j-powell releases the minutes that show how fucked we are.
Absolutely terrible OP.
Post your OFFICIAL Jay Powell approved trading theme songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
>indices up>my longs red Based. Im simply too based
i am financially even
SHILL ME ALL YOUR LONGS BOYS
>>19225013Baggie! Good to see a familiar trip again. Plz no suicide ok?
I sold the SOXL I bought for $87 in March.
>>19225042INTU reports earnings tomorrow. i am expecting good results.
WBT niggers. I KEEP FUCKING TELLING YOU ALL
>>19225013ah yes the secret unreleased documents that will crash the marketcant wait till those come out!
>>19225042VFIAX and VTMGX
Is the stock market disjoint from coronavirus effects? Are the people really affected by coronavirus too poor to invest in the market in the first place or something?
>bought SHRM on open for the memes>dumps directly afterwardsth-thanks /smg/
LK looks like a good buy if you want to get in a literal chink scam and lose all your money
>>19225042PAA, MRO, XOM
>>19224724Congrats anon, just remember not to blow it all away and leave some to re-invest.
Any good defense stocks? I'm looking at $FEYE and $ATRO.
>>19225097>Are the people really affected by coronavirus too poor to invest in the market in the first place or something?yes
now looks like a good time to buy spy puts
>>19225097>Stocks dump>Economy dumps>Banks dump>Banks and everyone hodl>Stocks stay up>Everyone happy>Everyone BRRRR>Banks no dumpJust buy and pretend the gouvernment gives a shit.
>LOW crushes earnings.>stock plummets.???
>>19225097did you forget about the crash in march or something? also lurk more
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOBO R FUK
>>19224867>impressive airtimeWhat do you mean?>>19224906>DROP IT LIKE HIROSHIMA Already did, bottom was around 18500. We're at the rebuilding and recovery phase now. After that, it's 12 years non-stop bullrun, BABY!>>19224995We're still at the bottom.
>>19224995THANK YOU J-POW
>>19225143>>LOW crushes earnings.according to who, you? obviously not in the eyes of stockholders.
>>19225009kek, Have you looked at MVIS? They supply a critical chip to MSFT that's inside the Hololens. MVIS is trading at just $1 a share. Now I'm sure paying out the ass to MVIS year after year for the chip will be intolerable especially if Hololens sales skyrocket. So from a bean counter point I'd suspect it won't be long before MVIS is bought out. Also the threat of some other company buying them and using the chip and holding MSFT hostage with it. Them - "Pay us this much green fat bags or no chip"
who /dal/ here?
>>19225143>Earnings per share: $1.77, adjusted vs. $1.32 expected>Revenue: $19.68 billion vs. $18.32 billion expectedWow. Huge beat
hey when did OTSO go up? :D that little guy is gonna make me rich one of these days
>>19225042CHWY on the basis that everyone is getting pets now
>>19225116Secret technique I will share:Go here every day at 5PMhttps://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Contracts/See who just got $890,000,000 to build eco-friendly landmines, or whatever money laundering scam the DoD is up to that day.Invest in them, if publicly tradeable.
>>19225042RTX, LMT, BA, MSFT, KO
You bought the second bought, right?
Lads its starting to look like I might break even eventually on AAL. I been so deep in the red for so long
>>19225042DOCU - This is just common senseAMD - Just keeps gobbling up market share with superior products and has a stellar product pipeline and top tier management. WKHS - EV company working on electric delivery vans for UPS and a finalist for the USPS next gen mail truck contract worth billions. Also working on their own electric truck and recently sold their UAV department off but still have a partnership with that company working on delivery UAV's for UPS.
>>19225169Id rather be dead than invest in pennyshits
Take the SOXL pill
>>19225187u wot m8
>>19225153>What do you mean?I was making a joke. Do people even use the terms airtime/hang time still?
>>19225187>Investing in a fraud companyNo thanks
>>19225097>Are the people really affected by coronavirus too poor to invest in the market in the first place or something?Yes ? Is this a serious question
>>19225184>only contracts for previous day...priced in?
>>19225097the poors aren't investing significant amounts in any case
>>19225160+ this >>19225153DOW slingshot is next — stocks climb a wall of worry . . . Summer of Roaring 2020 inbound - Chad and Stacey about to spend $1200 a month courtesy of rich Uncle J-Pow while Incel Eddie seethes on /biz/ Stay mad, Incel Eddie. We moon mission nao >#QQQ
>>19225089Is RDS.B worth holding anymore or dump?
>>19225153You think that was a dead cat bounce? LMAO
>>19225097people with real jobs never stopped getting paid, they got a 2 month vacation to "work from home" only people who lost their jobs are literal wageslaves who live check to check
>>19225213>won't invest in a fraud company>but invests on gold
>no mention of Numinus ($NUMI or $LKYSD)>SHRM down 24%.
>>19225223No see, if it's the 19th, they release the contracts they signed on the 19th at 5pm, after market close. Buy at open, but ya usually the bump will happen shortly after open, so set a bot/pending order to get you in quick at a limited price
im all in on oil, any other oil chads here?
>>19225169Large companies would much rather pay for something yearly than to tie up capital
I have $100K in cash. Thinking of going all in on AAL, because I have gold status with them.
Ladies and gentleman, THE RESILIENT AMERICAN CONSUMER!!>>19224977Fuckkkk good job I love this edit!!
>>19225251>the economy is actually better without the bottom tier of low skill workers ROBOT WORKFORCE WHEN
>>19225251>2 month vacationi'm fucking reeeing. literally no drop in work. only consolation is that i can shitpost occasionally. My effective rate over cares is now under minimum. I'm fucking seething.
>>19225275That would be the worst decision of your lifetime.
>>19225275This is a troll post, right?
WHAT THE FUCK DO I BUY
>>19225266I bought literally at the top yesterday (2.37). Fuck me.
>>19225281are u ok???
>>19225303No, I already got married.
>>19225267right makes sense, thx
>>19225279J-Pow really did save us. We're all going to make it.
>>19225319w-w-what is going on here?
MASS WORLDWIDE KILLING
>>19225275pick whatever didn't have a history of bankruptcydon't remember if that was AAL or not, but it's definitely not DAL.but going into airlines? good luck you psycho bastard. might as well be option trading desu senpai
>>19225009Mamimi looks like THAT??
>>19225338fuck china nuke those fucking subhumans
>>19225275I think there's still a lot of pent up fear. People aren't going to travel if there's a chance they could die from the virus. There's also a good chance that we shut everything down again amid concerns that it's too early to re-open the economy. We can't sacrifice people's lives just for a few points on the gdp and dow.
WHY THE FUCK IS MODERNA PUMPING. FAKE AS FUCK VACCINE
>>19225251>2 monthJokes on you I still "work from home".
Lost 90% of my portfolio. Ill be claiming losses for the rest of my life...
>>19225317Go all in on HTZ Jan calls. There’s no way they go bankrupt. Easy 10x
>>19225338is this pressure on china related to the recent change in value against USD? Will he back off as the Yuan recovers?
I am buying NNDM but it keeps going downshould I keep buying
>>19225386are they gonna get government gibs or what
>>19225368I'm not traveling to somewhere that's half open half closed. Different rules per state. Sit on beach with a mask half fucking fake vacation bullshit. Might as well pay off any debt this year and go next year or even later. That's my take
>>19225384did you invest in tankers or how did you lost that much?
>>19225414this makes a lot of sense actuallyi wanted to go to vegas again but I dont want to deal with some bullshit gotta wear gloves to touch chips kinda deal
>>19225414I went to the gym yesterday, completely packed nobody wearing some retarded fucking mask
>>19225342why is longing airlines a bad move
>>19225386INO is ATH I think its a little late to buy in>>19225401They have gotten gibs from the government and bill gates and will continue to
>>19225401if they get good clinical result maybe
MORGAN SIT ON MY FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>19225251This. I'm enjoying my vacation. Still getting paid in full. Still got a job to go back to. My only directive from work was this from my boss: Watch training videos. So in other words they don't give a damn what I do and I'm getting paid to do "nothing". The free govt bucks was a nice cake topper. I check my work e-mail from time to time in case anyone asks that yeah I kept in touch once things go back to normal. I login to a company site to submit my "time" to get paid.
>>19225414>replying to a tripfaggot
>>19225379SELF EMPLOYED CHADS RISE UP
>>19225251>airbnb>uber mass layoffs>airlines>restaurant owners, daycare owners, their landlords and banks>everyone in the tourist industry>many universities will have empty campuses come fall>student landlords will be decimated with a semester of no income>record unemploymentWhat are you smoking? I don't care if its priced in since I'm mostly out and all cash now (except for FOMO I guess), its just absurd to see this. Super curious to see more earnings reports I guess.
>>19225442Options of course. I lost some in crash, then made back most from puts, the double downed on puts, and then we rallied 80%. Its completely insane the market is at this level when everything is so bad.
I'll do you a favor guys, you're going to want to load up and over extend yourself on oil calls. Personally I'm in over 50k on BORR, why you ask? War with Iran, it's going to be announced Friday just before market close. Get in now while you can.
>>19225311Nobody cares. You can buy anything and it will moon. It is a question if you get 5% or 30% in a day.
>>19225523>War with IranStop it, my dick can only get so hard.
>>19225458have you looked at the financials at all? ridicilous fucking cash burn. Routes are still closed all around and when they reopen, they will probably be at half capacity for social distancing. You are speculating for when the vaccine will be ready. Will your airline pick stay afloat until then or will be file for bankruptcy/restructure first? Bailouts are also bad for shareholders.that said. I am risking $2000 into Air Canada right now despite its horrid financials because if WEED/ACB can maintain its overvalued price for years then I can at least do a swing trade on airliners within the scope of several months
Here's an easy play for bobos, Short biotech companies that surges after getting a vaccine headline.
SOXL. Get in now or forever hold your peace. Tomorrow will go up 50%
>>19225465>>19225534Youre about to be fired, anons.
>>19225386SHIT ANOTHER BIOTECH PND +5% all around the world
>>19225462>not meg, Sara, diedra, or the british bitches from CNBC world
>>19225523Go long on LMT and RTX. We'll be mass producing weapons soon.
>>19225453>>19225449Well it's gonna depend on where ya going. Traveling to the beach for a week or some shit. Prob will happen. I was going to Ireland in September and Vancouver in may. Even if I could have went to these places. Why? I'm not wasting thousands on a vacation to wait in line at a bar because only ten people can get in or some shit. I'm definitely not wasting the money to travel for awhile. Not because I don't wanna get sick but because can't experience the place I want to go fully
>>19225576Why do you say this? NVIDIA earnings?
>>19225338Trump just won my vote. Fuck China.
is it worth to invest into CRISPR stocks for long term? I have the feeling after this corona pandemic it will be far more acceptable
>>19225275Plz... plz dont anon. Just buy the one share so you can be an asshole when you fly. Get an official share mailed to you so you can wave it around on flights and screech about being part owner of the plane youre on. Buy extra drinks on flight so you can brag about investing in your own company. Also joke about asking permission to shit on your plane. Then go and elbow bump with the pilots and tell them they're doing a great job after you get off. Tell everyone about the phenomenal service you receive with AAL and add a disclaimer that you're a part owner and you have to let them know that.
>>19225517Don't worry anon it's just a game, money isn't that important.
>>19225579Yeah lol, your employer kept you on through the nothingburger flu and now that the restrictions are over you're finished!
>>19225579Lmao seethe service wagieBoss says I am doing a GREAT JOBI'm getting paid while I make this post
>>19225609You shouldn't invest in people playing G_d. You should actively try to get legislation passed that destroys their buisness.
Someone roast my portfolio
>>19225655Tick tock, wagie.once the boss sees he didn't need you in the first place you're out the door.
5 MILLION CASES5 MILLION CASES5 MILLION CASESSPY 300 CONFIRMED
WBT NIGGERS! Restaurants are opening back up and they need kitchen supplies. Get in ASAP, Wait until it dips to 5.85 before you buy to get some gains today
>>19225600I want to long RTX but I fear a Democratic victory would lead to military budget depletion and with it MIC implosion.
>>19225325It'll recover, someone is shorting a rapid growth stock. Going to be back up to $2 by lunch
Now this is what I call FREE market.
>>19225678God I wish I bought more diamondback when I did
>>19225652>>19225579Kek, I work for a state govt. I can't get fired unless I very very badly fuck up. I'm doing what my boss asked me to do so hey my ass is covered.
>>19225739my post was ironic
>>19224977so do we all remember the retard larper on monday who kept saying we were going to see the scariest crash ever today?will the COVID-19 LARPers ever give up their weird creepy wish to see us all suffer and never allowed outside again?
need to glaze morgan brennan's footpusy bros
>>19225609Is it worth what?
>>19225716You think that pedo will win? Not a chance. LOL
>>19225716>he thinks there are two parties
>>19225716Lol. Democratic or Republican in the White House, Senate, or House doesn't mean shit. The military industrial complex always win. Especially guys like sleepy joe.
>Write Call on my stocks>Stocks jumps 5 minutes laterDAMN YOU, BOGS!
>>19225754no, its the same people over and over. They thought it would happen with ebola, with the syria conflict, etc. For the rest of time they will be praying for our destruction and spend their entire lives getting btfo by nothingburgers
>>19225729Imagine where we would be without the FED, BoJ, ECB. We would already be at 500 SPY, easily. They are holding us back.
>cruise ship puts>spotify callsIm having a really good day
Guise I currently went from being up 700 to being up only 250. When do I hang myself for not making 300% profit today?
>>19225716>Thinking Democrats or Republicans are two partiesLmao
WE'RE GOING TO 3000OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19225751That wasn't irony. It was sarcasm.
>>19225681Fine by me too lmao imagine being poor
>>19225716What are you talking about dems are just as much of war mongers. They were all pissed when trump didn't go to war with Iran in January.
Imagine not buying the greatest automaker in the world, FORD.
>>19225813Kys if not 500% gains daily
how much time until SPY 300?
>>19225655I work from home. I am fine.>>19225739>Gov employeeLiteral cancer.
>>19225072you have got to be joking
will nano go back up
>>19225851tomorrow by 10 AM
>>19225716>he thinks the Democrats would cut the military budget>he doesn't know the two parties both serve the same master
>left the market like a week ago because I thought there would be a crash>small downturn happens and I still dont buy back in>everything starts going up>had thousands invested in PHUN but left
>>19225810Bro sell those calls and buy puts
Raytheon closed a 200 employee facility in New Mexico. I'm sure it's priced in but thought you RTX masochists should know. https://www.abqjournal.com/1457465/raytheon-shutting-its-abq-operations.html
>>19225813next time plan how much profit you want, take it and logout from app
WHAT, I REPEAT, WHAT WAS THAT
Where did that clack poster go? I bet he's shitting his pants right now for missing the start of bull season.
>>19225785>>19225795>>19225819>>19225833>>19225872Obama cut spending. I know both parties would love to put a (((central bank))) in Iran... All I'm saying is Neocons push the needle a lot farther in the direction of profiting off dead sandniggers.
>>19225901Retail investor decided to buy in now. Seemed like a good entry.
I just want to say thank you Based God and I also want to say fuck you Bobo
>1 week ago.
>>19225912fair to say he's probably offed himself
>>19225888Trips confirm. It's over bobos.
>>19225852I bet you’d be able to provide the services that the government gives out just fine. >Seething retards everywhere
>Stopped out of Long RUSSLEL>STILL HOLDING UVXYI'M GETTING FUCKING BOGGED OVER HEEEERRRRREEEEEE
>>19225887Albuquerque is already a dump and starving for decent jobs and now they lose 200 good paying Raytheon jobs. Not surprising they're transferring the jobs to Tucson given how much better Arizona is for doing business.
We're breaking out lads, we'll reach 25000 by Friday!
>>19225882I put some money into Nvaxx at about 43 and my heart rate is getting erratic today. Im still up 100 dollars about. But I want green line go up more.
>>19225937my uncle, a CTO at a major financial said to sell. Not that it matters. he might be flying over your house.
Exciting week! Might get assigned on my F call, idk.
>t.bought GE at the bottom a few days agoFeels good man fuck all you negative faggots
>Equities are all 40-50% overvalued and will correct in the next year when the pump stops.Are you ready anons? He is the patron saint of bears.
>>19225950Yes, I do a better job by doing nothing for free.
>>19225931based af anon
getting rid of my CVS bag, vastly under performing everything else
>>19225991He might be right, but first we rally 100%-150%
>>19225991>40-50%Try 80%. When the FAANG stocks start to drop it will be extremely violent.
>>19225917Defense spending dropped slightly, total spending increased. It all gets embezzled by the same (((merchants))), just through different channels.
why did aurora cannabis mooned so fucking much this month?
PARTY HATS ON STANDBY
>1 week ago rip ching ching china man
>>19225991fuck this faggot
>>19225885Spotify is headed straight to 215
>>19225980I mentioned my stock here a few times. Every time some faggot shits on me acting like hes warren buffet. If you researched the company and you think they will do well, they will. Fuck this place most of the time. Some bros give good input here, but the majority are pennyless tranny lovers.
>>19225043What a faggot
>>19225108It has been a rollercoaster with MRO. I'm excited for Q3 and Q4.
>>19225991Are you implying that the pump will ever stop?
>>19225991>when the pump stopsWhy would it stop?
>>19226055BTB :/the only bear I feel sorry for desu
>>19225917Realities man, world ain't no beds n' roses. Sandniggers are uncivilized, they don't even know how to use internet, so what's the point in saving them?
>>19226051Filthy pump n' dump.
BOBOS! 298 HERE WE ARE!
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENpayday today, bought 2 shares of NEE, 3 shares of JPM, 5 shares of O and 1 share of MCD. anyone else not care about what the market is doing an consistently stacking divvies?
Can anyone recommend any cheapies to buy please
Well, I did everything I wanted to do this week. See you tomorrow.
>>19225576Imagine anyone anywhere anytime doubting the greatness of SOXL
WHY IS THIS FAKE MARKET STILL PUMPING
>>19225991This guy is r*ddit protocuck
>>19225991>next yearWaiting that long to play, NO RISK NO REWARD hombre.
>>19226115based as always
>>19226080>the only bear I feel sorry for desuYou shouldn't, he's a traitor who betted against our country. Look at him, he's a chink!
>>19225931>Everything green but my folioBased indeed.
>>19225885Why would it drop from here?
God, I love capitalism.
>>19226115Based Divi wizard. Have you made any updates to your chart?
I'm new to trading, but I just moved to Japan for my government job before I had a serious opportunity to get Robinhood set up. Would FBS Trader do? Or should I use a VPN to get Robinhood? I intend to immediately buy low and sell high before the 2nd wave of corona hits or when the situation improves.
>>19226115what's the next dividend payout and how long do I have to hold for
>>19226132you know it's never going back to the 300s rightshow us your 3 month chart
>>19225600>We'll be mass producing weapons soon.what did he mean by this
>>19226184>I intend to immediately buy low and sell highdont we all...
>>19226133>WHY IS THIS FAKE MARKET STILL PUMPING>FAKE MARKETThere's nothing fake here. You should ask China.
>>19226115Dividend tax drag is not worth it. I'll stick to growth stocks with 30% CAGR that do massive buybacks. I can distribute dividends myself.
>>19226115Look into GazpromSuper cheap, 10% div yield. Will recover once natural gas goes back up
>>19226115A single 10% OTM weekly call on your stocks beats the quarterly divvy usually desu
>>19226166It's pumping on Joe Rogan news. It will dump
>>19226115HAL cut theirs
>buy into old economy stock because conservative and not trusting tech stock boom>nasdaq shoots higher while my stock crabs and even dropsFMLand NDX is even higher now. when will it end. i need a dip here
>>19226183Haven't added a new position since NEE last time. here's the most recent chart. Looking into HON, CB right now, but wanted to up my new position in NEE and the discount on JPM, O and MCD are too enticing right now.
>apple is set to retake the position of largest market cap>a consumer electronics company with disrupted supply chains and reduced demandHow?
>>19226115You need to be rich already before you can comfortably live off dividends.
>>19226184> I intend to immediately buy low and sell highIf it were that easy we would be all rich by now
>>19226222So what? There's nothing to buy, people are just going to keep fomoing into it
>>19225600>we'll be mass producing weapons soonNigga, we've been mass producing weapons since 1776. Both military and civilian. Ruger alone is up like 10% since January from all the people panic buying guns.
>>19226237Stop questioning and fucking buy. dear god
>>19226227We had this discussion yesterday.Just buy MSFT and AMZN. You dont even need to 100% understand what they do. Just buy and you can profit from the tech boom.
>>19226115well i need to wait a full year for thatand i then i get some hundred bucksfor that i carry 1 year of insane risks in the marketidkbut i'm doing it
>>19226233>CBbe weary.>JPMnot bad for long term.
FFS!!! NOBODY IS GETTING GOLD TEETH!!! SEMI-CONDUCTOR MANUFACTURERS AREN'T MAKING SHIT WITH GOLD! JEWLERS ARE ALL NON-ESSENTIAL KIKES! HOW IS GOLD AT 1 YEAR HIGHS!?!? FUCK THIS SCHIFF SHOW!!!!
>>19226233>he doesn't own LMTwhat a rube
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAARESISTANCE BROKEN????
>>19226243>wage cuck for a couple years>buy dividend stocks>use dividends to buy more dividends>repeat>profit
>>19226237Look at SPCE. Literally no product or revenue. Just buy the damn stocks and stop questioning the BRRRRR
>>19226233Bless you Divi fren, you are truly a treasure of this board, never stop accooomulating and reminding.
>>19226227My stocks are listed on nasdaq and they're red. Try being more cucked than meYou cannot
>>19226243Divibro's already made it since long time ago.
>>19226283Where do you think all the Jerome gibs are going?
>>19226157>>19226080>>19226055fuck you racists
>>19226290>slaving for a couple of yearsOr just fucking day trade or invest in growth stocks.
>>19226210to each their own. my dividend payments don't (usually) change when the market takes a 30% dip though, your distributions can take a massive hit during big/lasting dips. risk vs reward, my risk tolerance is lower than most
>>19226237Read SEC filings. They are borrowing money at 0.00% interest...and buying back their own stock.
>>19226286I have LMT in my mutual funds but I should add it. great company. Also keeping an eye on GD, NOC and RTX.
why didn't I just go all in on MUR back in april?? fuck!
Almost everyday, some unheard of, shitty meme stock soars past the moon and in to another galaxy. How the fuck do I get the insider info on these pre-market?? Pic very related, happened this morning
I HAVE INITIATED PROJECT AIRLINE LONG
>>19226344woah now I'm pro BTB the other guys are the ones you wantI hate China but love Taiwan and a free Hong Kong
>>19226342Illegals and marijuanna dealers.
>>19226390You short it.
>>19226207>>19226250So should I throw $100 to test out the waters?
>>1922639020 - 1 split so take that into account
>>19226390its called a reverse split
>>19226271meh... i guess you are right. will probably buy the top but in the long term why not>>19226338oh..
>>19226051Cannabis healing effects on Covid, more news at 9.
>>19226345Tell me, oh wise anon. How do you get the money to start daytrading?
we WILL break 300 today chekum
>>19226290This, easy, bonus if you live at home with little outgoings. I would focus on growth stocks though not divvy stocks. You can always restructure for income later down the line.Growth is more important than dividends if your income is low.
>>19226376damn thats a hot asian girl bros. i popped a boner!
>>19226256>>19226256And it will crash like Wayfair and all the other shit you retards fomo into. If you don't want free money by shorting it then go the fuck away. You asked why it would dump. It's up 26% in a fucking week and about to hit ATH. >>>/reddit/ is that way
>>19226380iktf I was in on FANG @ $25
Buying more PHUN, this shit is going to walk up a lot today.
>>19226443She has very pretty ears.
>>19226412only go all in or you will regret
>>19226397He's Korean, dumbass
>HAL slashes dividends by 75%>stock jumps 6 pointsClown market but I'm not complaining.
>>19226443thats a man
>>19226443U horny, shame on u
>>19226427What I meant is the reason people get into stocks is to lessen their years in slavery not necessarily avoid it.
>>19226351IT'S FUCKING NAUSEATING!!!I forgot to not feel anything... but holy shit man, jesus fuck. IT'S EATING ALL MY GODDAMNNED GAINNS!!! EVEN JUST THE GAINNS THAT ARE COMING BACK FROM BEING LOSSES!!>>19226394>trannies>all in airlinesmaybe I misjudged you...
>>19226424Big doubt. Virus destroys your lungs. Muh Magical Herb just puts more strain on them.
>>19226390Reverse splits are evidence of weakness, not strength. It's essentially an admission they think their stock will do so poorly that it's in danger of being de-listed
>>19226466ugh i hate myself for pussying out of buying into PSX 3 weeks ago.
>>19226458So all in with $100. So are you familiar with TBS trader, or should I use a VPN for Robinhood?
why would you buy 0DTE options
>>19226288Why do you retards keep insisting on fighting the trend?
>>19226427Go all in on SPY 305 calls for Friday
>>19226515Well then he's immoral for having a boner.TO THE GULAG WITH HIM!!
>>19226449You don't ever make money by shorting profitable companies, you make money by shorting shit that's worth 0 when it's priced higher than that
>>19226506How does one tell when reverse splits happen, just when share price jumps up that extreme? Forgive me for I am a clueless faggot
>>19226518I ask them everyday but they won’t learnGuess wall street told em
>>19226538They will announce it ahead of time. You probably won't notice, because the stocks that reverse split are garbage that wouldn't want to buy or watch anyway.
>>19226518I'm net long but shit... I thought the trend of hitting 2960 and bouncing off would hold
>>19226513Don't expect much from $100.
>>19226073The news really hates them. They are always throwing negative shit their way. They endure like they have been since the 1800s.
>>19226202Ah, little one. All the right arguments yet all the wrong conclusions. Keep learning cuz you have a long way to go
TVIX retard on suicide watch>buying it in your Roth IRADumbfuck
>>19226492>maybe I misjudged you...Not entirely all in... yet. Feeling real comfy about it. Real warm and comfy.
>>19226577So is that a yes or no on the app I'm going to use?
>shaman tell grug buy green>buy green>green go redmaybe grug ignore shaman
>>19226526Don't get me wrong, cunny is based
>>19226599I'm non murrikan so I don't have experience with the brokers you listed, but everyone seems to be fine with robinhood. So just go.
>>19226213>not selling covered calls on your dividend stocktsk tsk
>>19226598which? Air Canada?>>19226594>TVIX in your Roth IRAno way...
>>19226626>no way...Dumbfuck posted screenshotsKept calling me names because he thought he was actually going to win on that gamble
Just bought in big league on DAL so everyone go ahead and short it now
bros im proooofffiiiiting
>>19226620Got it, thanks, use a VPN for Robinhood or check for fees.
who was the anon yesterday that posted that image about performance of buying the close and selling the open or something?like that fucked me up on how much that makes sense
but spy puts expiring today wish me luck bobos
>>19226626>which? Air Canada?It's a variety. I have AC, Southwest, ALGT, and a bigger chunk on the JETS etf. This is a long hodl and will be cost averaged over coming months.
>>19226233Week 4 needs another entry
>>19226591okay, so you set a stop loss to prevent permanent damage to your portfolio, congratulationsit's never going back to what it was
>>19226700You didn't like that money anyway
>>19226703>cost averagedoh I thought you did momentum type trade
>>19225584Meg is mine for life
>all the big sellers sold and it's still going up. >that massive capitulation from bears as the market keeps rebounding to new highsWe are going to see a massive melt up once it breaks 3000. Strap in for 3100, maybe even 3200
>>19226688Basically just playing the futures market lol. Interesting
>>19226466If you want a long term, its still a great buy. Energy is what drives an economy and its opening back up. Just get ready for the fall dips because of Corona lockdowns. Buy buy buy. Sell in sept.
>>19226737I'll fight you to the death over Meg
In the last week I have completely made back all the money I lost from spy puts with spy calls. I will never bet against America again.
>>19226740Numbers go up
NEW >>19226748NEW >>19226748NEW >>19226748
What is happening to the USDX is anyone watching this?
>>19226763>>19226737she's mine, clowns.>>19226611>>19226515well I don't think that's trueMy impossibly perfect jap femdom maid waifu.jpg isn't underaged.
>>19226714All memery aside, read up on Ed Seykota. Trend following makes this whole thing easy, especially the avoiding catastrophic loss part. No crystal ball but when it's going up I'm in. Down? And out
Holy fuck Shroom stocks are volatile today!