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>the year is 2025
>smartcontracts are in the middle of a mass adoption craze
>chainlink is the preferred oracle across multiple large markets
>chainlink is $5000 a token
>you're running a massive node and have been running one since some of the early days of linkpool
>gain multiple links a month, passive income of tens of thousands of dollars
>your victorias secret model wife has just put your children (chad, felicity, and serendipity) to bed
>she rides your dick hard like a gymnast every night - you both cum multiple times on a regular basis, sex life is great
>you descend into your oxygenated cryochamber to sleep and regenerate for the night
>caviar for dinner every day, champagne with every meal
>your doctor has prescribed a new high tech version of ecstasy for you - every day is bliss
>you will have enough capital to go on in the future and invest in companies that will mine asteroids, planets, and harness energy from stars
>you will amass enough wealth to have a seat at the table of the intergalactic elite and play spacegolf with japanese aliens and talk about the spacemarket

Th-Thanks biz

>> No.19213454

>>19213441
what a perfect woman

>> No.19213501

Why would large markets use chainlink when they could just use normal contracts that worm perfectly fine already? Chainlink is like an internet enabled fridge. Cool to look at on display but worthless in the real world.

>> No.19213521

wasn't it supposed to be 1k already?

>> No.19213524

>>19213501
>internet enabled fridge
>he doesn’t know

>> No.19213544

>>19213501
>why don't we keep using snail mail instead of email? Snail mail works perfectly fine there's no need to change. Email is worthless in the real world.

>> No.19213577

>>19213441
Why hasn't she taken 3 big black dick in the ass and guzzled their piss. It's always a white trashy dude.

>> No.19213597

>>19213441
>dopamine running low

>> No.19213995

>>19213501
>Why would large markets use chainlink when they could just use normal contracts that worm perfectly fine already?
Because it will save literally billions of dollars on the execution of derivative contracts, for example?

>> No.19214006

>>19213441
>you will have enough capital to go on in the future and invest in companies that will mine asteroids, planets, and harness energy from stars
>you will amass enough wealth to have a seat at the table of the intergalactic elite and play spacegolf with japanese aliens and talk about the spacemarket

how would you even be alive then

>> No.19214341

>chainlink
>not kleros

>> No.19214411
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>>19213454
>>19213441
>your victorias secret model wife has just put your children (chad, felicity, and serendipity) to bed
>she rides your dick hard like a gymnast every night - you both cum multiple times on a regular basis, sex life is great

>> No.19214530

>>19213441
Honestly, what are y'alls thoughts on Kleros oracles?

>> No.19214615

>>19213441
thanks for the hopium and the lulz
but 5 years are too much to wait in a life like this full of uncertainity

>> No.19214830

Honestly, I don't think making it is going to make me happy.

>> No.19214930

>>19213441
>the year is 2025
>Chainlink is finally relevant to fintechs needs
>but it’s old and obsolete at this point
>you are dead anyway because you had a medical procedure in 2023 and went cheap because you didn’t want to spend your waste link

>> No.19214944

>>19213501
>his fridge cant connect to the internet

>> No.19215090

>>19214411
kek