/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19211982]

>get up to refill my coffee during zoom conference
>accidentally forget to mute my mic
>everyone hears me singing "nigger nigger nigger" as I come back from the kitchen
>just got an email from HR
>too scared to open it
Is there any way to recover from this or am I definitely fired?

[Anonymous No.19212015]

This can't be real

[Anonymous No.19212032]

>>19212015
I wish this was just a shitpost

[Anonymous No.19212037]

>>19211982
Deny everything. Nothing they can prove.

[Anonymous No.19212041]

>>19211982
Based and Unemployment-pilled

[Anonymous No.19212043]

>>19211982
Kek. Give us proof OP I want to fucking believe.

[Anonymous No.19212045]

>>19211982
Claim you were improving a song about "Tigger" from Winnie the Pooh for your Nephew.

[Anonymous No.19212046]

>>19211982
Based

[Anonymous No.19212048]

Great thread

[Anonymous No.19212064]

>>19212046
based on what?

[Anonymous No.19212062]

>>19212045
improvising*

[Anonymous No.19212066]

>>19211982
Based

[Anonymous No.19212065]

>>19211982
you have developed tourettes as a result of the psycological stress the profound effects of covid-19 have had on society.
You got up to go release your pent up ticks and forgot to mute your mic.

[Anonymous No.19212068]

>>19212045
>Tigger tigger tigger tigger tigger tigger tigger, I'm 100% tigger
OP open the fucking email and share. Now.

[Anonymous No.19212073]

>>19211982
KEK

[Anonymous No.19212078]

>>19212066
based on what!?

[Anonymous No.19212083]

>>19211982
Not at all king, in fact I think you deserve a raise.

[Anonymous No.19212095]

>>19212043
Come through with the HR email, OP, and become legend.

[Anonymous No.19212096]

>>19212037
Like a quarter of the company was on the call though.

[Anonymous No.19212103]

>>19212096
Post the FUCKING email!

[Anonymous No.19212116]

>>19212096
DENY EVERYTHING. Zoom hacking/hijacking is a thing. Nobody can prove shit.

[Anonymous No.19212125]

>>19212064
Based on being a real nigguh, feel me senpai?

[Anonymous No.19212138]

>>19211982
Tell them it was your black step-brother singing

[Anonymous No.19212158]

Say you were singing along to your favorite rap tune.

[Anonymous No.19212183]

>>19211982
post the fucking email

[Anonymous No.19212191]

I did this in college once, giving a presentation on the projector and my password was something like fuckniggers or something I accidentally typed it in the username. I don't know if anyone noticed, a few people laughed but who knows if they were laughing at that or something else.

[Anonymous No.19212200]

>>19211982
>yeah i'm 2% black, what about it?

[Anonymous No.19212247]

>>19212096
Tell them you were saying naggers and you have a speech impediment. Or say that was your brother

[Anonymous No.19212276]

>>19211982
Say it was your gay black lover and threaten to sue for discrimination if they do anything to you.

[Anonymous No.19212280]

>>19212158
This, OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE

And post the email.

[Anonymous No.19212297]

>>19211982
POST THE EMAIL, CENSOR SIGNATURES

[Anonymous No.19212340]

>LMAO POST THE EMAIL

[Anonymous No.19212342]

>>19211982
You don't have to hide your racism. Everyone hates niggers, except roasties and other niggers.

[Anonymous No.19212350]

I think about this EXACT scenario all the time - just say you had on a Spotify radio playlist and unmuted speakers by accident at an extremely unfortunate time.

[Anonymous No.19212383]

>>19212342
Even black people hate black people

[Anonymous No.19212387]

>>19211982
Hey Josh, Karen from HR here. We sent you an email concerning the strange noises you’ve made, but now that we now it was racial slurs we decided to let you go.

Respectfully, suck ass,
HR

[Anonymous No.19212393]

>>19211982
What's your opinion on Zoom conferences, /biz/?

Based or Cringe?

[Anonymous No.19212409]

OP DELIVER OR ELSE YOURE A FAG

[Anonymous No.19212416]

>>19211982
Try maturing enough to a point where you understand that using cringy zoomer polcuck terms is pretty fucking gay.

[Anonymous No.19212419]

>>19212393
Stonk is massively overvalued. Pretty cringe when everyone's camwhoring, no one wants to see those ugly mugs.

[Anonymous No.19212424]

>>19212065
Unironically might work. Blame it on the covid psychological effects its had on you. Play it up real well and you might even be sympathized for

[Anonymous No.19212443]

Just fucking deny it was even you lol.

[Anonymous No.19212452]

>>19212393
all these fucking roasties at work believe they don't need to put on make-up because they arn't out of their house. then they come on cam for a meeting.

it's fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.19212465]

>>19211982
POST THE FUCKING E-MAIL

[Anonymous No.19212464]

>>19212393
cringe

[Anonymous No.19212479]

Please please please be real and let us see the email OP. We can provide suggestions, including many bad ones, you may not had considered. Don't abandon hope OP

[Anonymous No.19212480]

>>19211982
how did it feel on the zoom call when you realized what happened? was your camera on?

[Anonymous No.19212483]

>>19211982
i feel like this could also happen to me because i say the word nigger at least 5 times a day.

[Anonymous No.19212490]

>>19212393
man can you imagine if one of your female coworkers just started peeing in front of you how embarrassing haha

[Anonymous No.19212496]

>>19212465
this, and claim that singing a nigger song helps you calm down and improves your mental health, they'll have a hard time deciding what to do

[Anonymous No.19212522]

fucking kek enjoy getting denied unemployment bc of the grounds for termination

[Anonymous No.19212543]

Say you were singing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE

[Anonymous No.19212583]

>>19212043
>>19212068
>>19212095
>>19212103
>>19212183
>>19212280
>>19212297
>>19212340
>>19212465
>>19212479
Yeah it looks like I'm about to get fired.

[Anonymous No.19212587]

Faggot LARP

[Anonymous No.19212623]

>>19212583
Lol faggot, let’s crash the zoom meeting, all we need is the last digits after the forward slash. First two are Yl

[Anonymous No.19212624]

>>19212583
oh Ryan you poor bastard

[Anonymous No.19212637]

>>19212583
Go find a black person and have him sit in the call with you.

Option 2.
Do blackface. Livestream the conference for us

[Anonymous No.19212638]

>>19212583
OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.19212643]

>>19212416
>the word nigger came from pol
Anon, I..

[Anonymous No.19212652]

>>19212583

[Anonymous No.19212664]

>>19212583
You're basically fired, so at least stay being a man and don't try to apologize.

[Anonymous No.19212666]

>>19212583
Press F to Pay Respects to OP.

[Anonymous No.19212668]

>>19212583

[Anonymous No.19212670]

>>19211982

Cabin fever causing tourette's syndrome

You have to play their game anon tryat me I was HR for one of the largest companies in CA. Say you have tourette's and they won't fire you because they are concerned about getting sued.

[Anonymous No.19212678]

>>19212583
I know this shit is faked but it made me spit my coffee, thanks Anon

[Anonymous No.19212682]

>>19212583

[Anonymous No.19212683]

>>19212637
>Option 2.

[Anonymous No.19212685]

>>19212583
post vocaroo of how you were singing it.

[Anonymous No.19212693]

>>19212623
this

[Anonymous No.19212695]

>>19212583
>>19212623
This. You know you didn't do a good job of hiding the link to the meeting right? Some autist would be able too decipher the letters just from the bits sticking out.

[Anonymous No.19212716]

>>19212032
Haha great shitpost, disaster if real.

[Anonymous No.19212719]

How do I invest in sexrobots?

[Anonymous No.19212722]

>>19212695
This might work to Ryan's advantage. A few anons appear slinging N bombs all over the call. Zoom security is known to have vulnerabilities.

[Anonymous No.19212726]

>>19212583
listen.
send us a link to the meeting.
we'll all go in and vouche for you.

[Anonymous No.19212732]

>>19212583
If you go with tourettes there's so many ways they can punch holes in that, your best bet is to go with it and say you were singing gangsta rap - nigga nigga nigga. It's well known enough that you can probably get away with it if you just pass it off as something you usually do in the privacy of your home and that it won't happen again yada yada.

[Anonymous No.19212736]

>>19212719
Oops. Wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.19212742]

If kind anons are going to try and bail out op (this might actually make thing worse), pleas record so biz can enjoy. Hope you get through this op.

[Anonymous No.19212749]

>>19212726
You might as well. You have absolutely nothing to lose at this point.

[Anonymous No.19212750]

>>19212726
This, I'll be your personnal lawyer, OP, we won't let them get away with this!

[Anonymous No.19212763]

>>19212670
>Say you have tourette's and they won't fire you because they are concerned about getting sued.
Well I am a diagnosed autist. Is there any way I can spin this to play the tard card?

[Anonymous No.19212767]

>>19212583
OP DELIVERS

[Anonymous No.19212769]

>>19211982
tell them you have turret's syndrome stat

[Anonymous No.19212776]

>>19212583
Imagine being a Mutt & getting fired right before a recession. Hope you don't mind living with your parents OP.

The most hilarious part about you mutts and your overt racism is you all are foreigners & aren't even white.

[Anonymous No.19212777]

>>19212726
this is option two, it has about as good of a chance getting you out of this than than groveling. which is to say zero but it'll be funnier.

[Anonymous No.19212778]

>>19211982
You said nicker nicker nicker

[Anonymous No.19212780]

>>19211982
kek thanks I needed the laugh

[Anonymous No.19212792]

>>19212763
That is your best angle of approach OP. Say you were just singing along to the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2vuMLg6BHE

[Anonymous No.19212794]

>>19212763
So am I but unless you're a drooling retard they're still gonna treat you the same.

[Anonymous No.19212801]

LOL

[Anonymous No.19212807]

>>19212583
Can we decipher this?

[Anonymous No.19212808]

>>19211982
Lol, that's what you get for being edgy.

[Anonymous No.19212810]

Blame your coworkers

[Anonymous No.19212814]

OP, let me into the call and I'll be your lawyer, trust me with my trade, you will keep your job.

[Anonymous No.19212826]

RIP in peace, OP.

[Anonymous No.19212831]

>>19212792
could probably talk your way out of it with this honestly

[Anonymous No.19212835]

>>19212814
I may even get you a promotion
X1 guaranteed
x2? maybe

[Anonymous No.19212849]

>>19212583
ends with '0z'

[Anonymous No.19212850]

Jesus, you're fucked, mate. Just say you were listening to some rap before the meeting and it was stuck in your head.

[Anonymous No.19212857]

>>19211982
I'm actually relieved to hear that other people do this besides me. I always sing "nigger" to the tune of songs that are stuck in my head. I'll have to be more cognizant of my surroundings while doing this from now on.

[Anonymous No.19212865]

if your not joking then there is a strong possibility you are possessed by a spirit, your behavior is but a small manifestation of you being a host to others, look into it

[Anonymous No.19212872]

>>19212777
fucking checked, last digits are 0z I think

[Anonymous No.19212880]

>>19212583
don't worry Ryan, we love you

[Anonymous No.19212894]

>>19212807
You could probably compare it against the same typeset to get at least the last bit. If we got in it would just be blamed on zoom's shitty security.

[Anonymous No.19212898]

>>19212792
This.
There are a tonne of rapsongs which use the word nigger. Say you were singing a particular one which sounds like the one you sang. It really won’t be hard

[Anonymous No.19212900]

>>19212623
PLEASE OP

[Anonymous No.19212907]

>>19212685
Thjs

[Anonymous No.19212908]

>>19211982
Do you come here on the company laptop/phone?

[Anonymous No.19212912]

>>19212778
this

[Anonymous No.19212923]

>>19212583

call ends with XlxA*0z
or maybe XlhA*0z

we just have to find what * is

[Anonymous No.19212933]

>>19212801
wtf? real?

[Anonymous No.19212934]

>>19212065
This. Also allows you to get away with saying nigger whenever you want, and if they try to punish it for you then you can sue them. Make sure you notify them in writing.

[Anonymous No.19212945]

>>19212865
/x/ pls, ryan has enough on his mind already.

[Anonymous No.19212950]

>>19212583
>>19212726
>ryan gives us the link to go out with a bang
>he shows up to it with HR
>they give him a stern talking to but decide to keep him
>he breathes a sigh of relief
>just then
>it comes
>a swarm of /biz/ autists join
>incoherent crypt shilling, nigger spam, names like "sminem" join
>someone starts screen sharing bizonacci to the uninitiated
>people join faster than hr can kick
>op instantly fired on the spot

[Anonymous No.19212951]

>>19212778
LOL

[Anonymous No.19212952]

>>19211982
Lol play it off bro. Say your suffering from anxiety from being quarentined and just need to blow off some steam

[Anonymous No.19212958]

>>19212850
Good idea desu

[Anonymous No.19212964]

>>19212950
jaffa calling

[Anonymous No.19212978]

Tell them niggers to fuck off or be a bitch and spend the night thinking of bitch made excuses to hide behind. By noon tomorrow you'll find out what you are made of. Don't come back if you are made of excuses.

[Anonymous No.19212981]

>>19212763
yes of course. if you're a diagnosed autist, just tell them you have tourette's too. they not gonna question that....it's a disability anon. they can't fire you for saying nigger if it's a fucking disability.
also, if they do indeed fire you, def threaten them with a lawsuit and see how much they're willing to settle for out of court.

[Anonymous No.19212985]

flipping the script to tourrette's is likely the best option if he can pull it off. Even if you can't convince HR, you can definitely convince a news station or sympathetic journalist.

DISABLED MAN FIRED WHILE WORKING FROM HOME DUE TO DISABILITY

[Anonymous No.19212996]

>>19212950
It has been decided then.

The time has come >>19212894 we must decipher the type face.

[Anonymous No.19213018]

>>19212923
could be lowercase i

[Anonymous No.19213020]

>>19211982

Thanks for making me laugh!

[Anonymous No.19213040]

Do they record the Zoom meetings? Is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.19213041]

>>19212950
haha this wouldn't happen haha

we just want to help op keep his job. that's all haha

[Anonymous No.19213046]

>>19212583
you're fucked.

Apologise and take it like a man, you might keep your job but everyone will hate you or be afraid to be seen as friendly with you from now on. look for a new job.

[Anonymous No.19213074]

>>19213040
Anyone can record a zoom meeting I believe. May be a toggle-able feature by host.

[Anonymous No.19213078]

>>19212583
Ryan?

[Anonymous No.19213143]

>>19213040
Only the host can be they can give permission to other people.
>t.zoomer

[Anonymous No.19213154]

This is why you don't spend so much time on the internet. Dumb internet shit gets in your head and leaks out in the worst times.

[Anonymous No.19213155]

>>19212583
you will tell us what happened tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.19213192]

>>19212950

[Anonymous No.19213197]

live stream this zoom meeting and we will give you linkies

[Anonymous No.19213250]

>>19212032

[Anonymous No.19213259]

>>19211982
Tell them you have kraut ancestry and you were singing about submarines in german

[Anonymous No.19213270]

>>19212064
Based on racism

[Anonymous No.19213287]

>>19212490
Go on

[Anonymous No.19213294]

>>19211982
Tippity topkek

[Anonymous No.19213304]

>>19212666
FUCK you cursed op

[Anonymous No.19213313]

>>19212857
When I do it, I turn whatever tune is stuck in my heaf into a song about how much I love to kiss my baby sister's cheeks and how doing it makes me have to poop.
Yes, I did come here from r9k, why do you ask?

[Anonymous No.19213358]

>>19212923
kek please let's fucking n-bomb /ourguy/ ryan's meeting. someone record it. let's send him off with a bang

[Anonymous No.19213364]

>>19212452
>thinking makeup looks good
whatever you say deshaqwan tanisha

[Anonymous No.19213401]

>>19212583
Topkek just fucking deny it OP. FUCK them. Deny deny deny unless they have it recorded what the fuck are they going to do? If they don’t have proof and they push this sue the living shit out of them. Keep denying and document everything then when you file they will settle out of court. Take that payday put it in l*nk and never work again within two years.

[Anonymous No.19213442]

>>19212583
Just denying or say you were singing your favorite rap song and the lyrics have trigger in them

[Anonymous No.19213453]

>>19212685
please op i beg of you, allow us to transform your suffering into something funny that hopefuly brings enough joy in this world to equate your tragic losses

[Anonymous No.19213460]

>>19212726
>Hello anon, we wanted to talk to you about your conduct during yesterday's mee-
>MY LINKY STAYS STINKY $1000 EOY

[Anonymous No.19213581]

Create a token called Nigereum, Africa's newest token, drop a few bucks on it and take screens. Tell them you were just thinking aloud about your recent investment and send the screens for proof. Shill it to them. If they tell you Niger isn't pronounced nigger play the autismo card. Best case scenario you scam them and keep your job

[Anonymous No.19213647]

>Los Angeles Knickers

[Anonymous No.19213671]

>>19211982
bruh just say you used to be black (like michael jackson) so you can say nigger without a problem

[Anonymous No.19213706]

>>19213442
this is your only hope OP

[Anonymous No.19213786]

>>19212950
my sides

[Anonymous No.19213799]

alright guys i think i figured it out, listen to me hector.

you will tell them that you are actually a transNIGGER. im not saying say it softly im saying with PRIDE AND CONFIDENCE. you may not LOOK like a black person, but deep down inside you identify as one. and black people CAN call other black people "niggers". then proceed to tell them that if they disagree with you, they are bigots and transniggerphobic.

im tellin ya if this doesnt work today in 5 years it will

[Anonymous No.19213817]

>>19212583
This can easily be fake, are you all retarded

[Anonymous No.19213846]

Damn, that sucks. My worst unmuted Zoom moment was saying "Fuckin' jannies" when I got a bullshit ban for posting a Wild Things webm.

[Anonymous No.19213931]

>>19213453
This

[Anonymous No.19213966]

>>19211982
were there any jungle bunnies in the zoom meeting

[Anonymous No.19214020]

>>19213799
was just about to suggest this OP.
say that you are niggerkin.

[Anonymous No.19214059]

>tfw you start a zoom meeting and forget you have framed furry porn on your wall and it's easily visible

[Anonymous No.19214110]

"I was singing the lyrics to a rap song I like and I forgot to mute. It won't happen again."

This line will save your job. If it doesn't, you were already a disaster and they were looking for an excuse to fire you anyway.

[Anonymous No.19214155]

>be OP
>get up to refill my coffee during zoom conference
>accidentally forget to mute my mic
>everyone hears me shouting "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" extremely loudly and without any hint of rythm as I come back from the kitchen

>HR calls you in
>"hehe i-i was singing a rap song you see"

[Anonymous No.19214163]

>>19214059
what artist? I have two hanging in my office

[Anonymous No.19214181]

>>19212583
You're fugged, Ryan

[Anonymous No.19214197]

>>19212583
Put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.19214218]

>>19211982
Look at it this way. You'll probably make more money on unemployment anyway thanks to corona.

[Anonymous No.19214242]

>>19214155
this

[Anonymous No.19214248]

OP deserves it.
Uncivilized thought criminals always reveal their hand at some point.

[Anonymous No.19214286]

>>19214155
>everyone hears me shouting "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" extremely loudly and without any hint of rythm as I come back from the kitchen

"I live in a culturally enriched neighborhood. You probably heard some vibrant inner-city teens outside my window having a scuffle. I personally never use that word."

If OP was off camera, nobody can prove it was him.

[Anonymous No.19214430]

it doesn't look good but you can still deny it. What kind of mic was it (headset/laptop mic)

some options:
>Nikka Nikka Nikka
it's a japanese whiskey that you are a big fan of
>knicker knicker knicker
you were watching too much british sitcoms and found the word amusing

[Anonymous No.19214459]

>>19214163
Honovy

[Anonymous No.19214511]

>>19214459
Honovy is amazing, very good taste

[Anonymous No.19214552]

>>19211982
How can I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.19214598]

>>19212583
And today OP was not a faggot

[Anonymous No.19214618]

>>19212583
oh shit that's protonmail. this is real

[Anonymous No.19214634]

>>19212583

based ryan

[Anonymous No.19214677]

>>19212583
How dare they attack a trans black man like this.

[Anonymous No.19214694]

Were there any black co workers in the zoom meeting?

[Anonymous No.19214736]

WTF IS THE REST

[Anonymous No.19214764]

>>19212065
LMAO. That's a once in a lifetime freebie idea from 4Chan. Better take it and pray OP.

[Anonymous No.19214773]

OP I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, I can't believe you actually delivered. I feel fucking great. If there is anyway I can help you please let me know and I'll do my best, seriously.

[Anonymous No.19214790]

>>19214248
fuck I laughed

[Anonymous No.19214810]

>>19212158
This is your best option

[Anonymous No.19214832]

>>19212923
>>19213018
>>19212894
>>19212996

[Anonymous No.19214841]

Even if it is a larp you went the extra mile and its hilarious but seriously your best bet if its real is to claim some kind of Covid-19 stress or tell them you have a black roommate and you guys are really close and "joke" around or something. If you really want to keep your job, then formally apologize to everyone that attended the zoom meeting. Were they able to see you on camera while refilling the coffee?

[Anonymous No.19214874]

>>19213040
With OBS, you can record anything on your screen

[Anonymous No.19214884]

>>19212191
This thread is fucking gold goddamn

[Anonymous No.19214885]

Guys OP must have necked himself by now. RIP fellow /biz/tard we’ll see you on the other side

[Anonymous No.19214890]

Hahaha what a stupid nigger

[Anonymous No.19214897]

>>19214832
alright, now how do we figure out the time zone? or do we stand guard all day?

[Anonymous No.19214917]

>>19211982
Just say you were saying "bigger bigger bigger"

>>19212045
...You choose Tigger over Bigger?
lmao why

[Anonymous No.19214921]

>>19211982
Just tell them you like to say nigger. Rap says it and so do you.

[Anonymous No.19214926]

Another /biz/ autistic loses their job, what happened to the anon that told the woman in the pool that he wanted to breed her

[Anonymous No.19214954]

>>19212583
If only we knew of some way to save someone named Ryan
Someone should make a movie about that

[Anonymous No.19214958]

>>19211982

I dunno open it you might have been promoted

[Anonymous No.19214992]

>>19212726
>my client is, in fact, a not a nigger but a double nigger

[Anonymous No.19215017]

>>19214832
Someone actually did it.

[Anonymous No.19215025]

>>19214832
see you and hr soon, ryan

[Anonymous No.19215063]

>>19212393
Lmfao

[Anonymous No.19215065]

>>19212950
I've got to nasa a call tk get my sides back

[Anonymous No.19215075]

>>19214286
>If OP was off camera, nobody can prove it was him.
THIS. Plus it's a rap song, it'd be racist to censor that shit

[Anonymous No.19215092]

>>19215025
Lol

[Anonymous No.19215101]

>>19214832
What's the point? Can we somehow listen to the meeting?
>t. work with my hands, not with a computer

[Anonymous No.19215154]

>>19211982
>>19212583
Even if this is fake this is some top tier comedy
Well done OP you fucking autist

[Anonymous No.19215184]

>>19211982
Just say you were singing "billy billy billy" and that it was all a misunderstanding

[Anonymous No.19215193]

Hope this isn't fake. Leave with a bang, anon.

[Anonymous No.19215196]

>>19211982
why must we be forced to walk on eggshells like this bros

FUCK I JUST WANT TO SAY IT

[Anonymous No.19215203]

OP it just depends on if the meeting was recorded how harsh the heat will be. But here is how I would play it:

anon we heard you saying the n word during the zoom call
> what, when?
Very clearly during the call you were heard saying nigger
> oh my God that's crazy I would never say that in a meeting or personal life
> well regardless we have to take action
Wait a minute...
> what anon?
My wifi got hacked 2 weeks ago. Someone near me has found a way in, they changed the chromecast on my TV a while back. I changed my password but it's still a problem
>anon i...
Look I know what you guys must think but someone is pranking me and I want to fix this as bad as you. Please let me look into this with my internet service provider

And so on.

[Anonymous No.19215217]

>>19211982
>>19212583
Tfw Ryan's autism literally saved /biz/ from street shitting scammers.
Which timezone is your meeting you magnificent bastard

[Anonymous No.19215228]

This thread cured any depression that I might develop in the next 5 years. Especially this comment fucking hell

>>19214155

[Anonymous No.19215266]

>>19213817
yeah all OP has to do is send an email to himself and black out the details. i really don't believe anybody would be retarded enough to sing "nigger nigger nigger" while in the middle of a zoom conference.

[Anonymous No.19215267]

What right do corporations have to fire someone for saying a no no word?
Do this Ryan:
> How dare you tell me what words I can't use, I don't control how people react and if nogs wanna chimp that's out of my control.
T. Proud White Man
Then whisper its okay to be white.

[Anonymous No.19215271]

>>19215217
Yes i can shill hear too you kno
t. pajeet

[Anonymous No.19215314]

>>19215266
You underestimate the caliber of retard on this board.

[Anonymous No.19215317]

>>19215266
>i really don't believe anybody would be retarded enough to sing "nigger nigger nigger" while in the middle of a zoom conference.
This is a /biz/raeli we’re talking about

[Anonymous No.19215322]

>>19211982
based anon.
welcome to the 40 million.

[Anonymous No.19215333]

>>19215271
Just ask yourself what would pajeet do in this situation then you have your answer

[Anonymous No.19215361]

Why do you even need to wage when you're getting trumpbux anyways Ryan?

[Anonymous No.19215444]

>>19212950
kek

[Anonymous No.19215449]

>>19215025
How do I join for the lulz

[Anonymous No.19215492]

>>19212807
>>19212894
>>19212872

THE FIRST FOUR IS HTTPS

[Anonymous No.19215571]

Bump this epic bread

[Anonymous No.19215576]

Thanks OP. One of the funniest reads I've had in awhile.

I mean this is better than the eastern eurotrash, cinky dinky, and poojeet shit coin shillers. I need to start using filters.

[Anonymous No.19215695]

>>19212801
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.19215702]

>>19215492
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.19215709]

>>19215101
If you have the link you can just join

[Anonymous No.19215742]

>>19212064
kys you stupid reddit nigger

[Anonymous No.19215748]

>>19212801
Is this real

[Anonymous No.19215758]

>>19212583
Well have a nice time, "Ryan"

[Anonymous No.19215762]

>>19214832
wrong. second A is not A... compare it yourself with previous one.
looks more like a 8 and the 8 you did is most likely a O
m could be zr
and the other r are also incorrect, notice the distance between your A and your 8 to the r

[Anonymous No.19215854]

>>19215762
No I just compared it by overlaying the last A at 50% opacity and it checks out, it's just because the first A is obscured slightly more.

[Anonymous No.19216045]

F

[Anonymous No.19216084]

>>19212726
Please, for the love of god OP. If you're done at least go out with a bang

[Anonymous No.19216158]

>>19215854
you're right, however something is off
having the correct font would surely help

[Anonymous No.19216356]

>>19216158
Calibri is the default go-to font for emails, check that.

[Anonymous No.19216377]

>>19212865
Everybody possesses a spirit nigger

[Anonymous No.19216406]

>>19211982
i assume larp but if not, you’re done. I got a good laugh though so thanks

[Anonymous No.19216442]

>>19216406
read the thread faggot

[Anonymous No.19216580]

>>19216356
different distance between letters, height incorrect...

[Anonymous No.19216593]

>>19216442
>what is faking some roastie email in a word doc

[Anonymous No.19217469]

what does this song sound like, OP? can you make a vocaroo?

i imagine it sounds like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcLObPhKdDk
but with the N-word

[Anonymous No.19217719]

Just own that shit. Tell them you're into hiphop.

[Anonymous No.19217893]

>>19212096
>>19212116
This. Just play dumb and gaslight them. Think of what a woman would do.

If they fire you sue. The event never happened. Literally erase it from your own memory like a bitch with BPD.

[Anonymous No.19217935]

>>19211982
i do this when i'm alone too
i live every day in constant fear of being caught but i just can't help it

[Anonymous No.19217982]

So anyone link this yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAaXzHJhA18

[Anonymous No.19218029]

ETA of the meeting?

[Anonymous No.19218104]

LMFAO IN ON A CLASSIC

[Anonymous No.19218362]

OP let us know how the phone call goes

[Anonymous No.19218493]

I'm also guilty of repeating the word "nigger" when I'm alone at home.

[Anonymous No.19218530]

>>19211982
Just say it was this enormously PC song from clawfinger.

[Anonymous No.19218535]

If you're going to get fired, the only way you can go out is to sing Nigger Nigger Nigger in the middle of the HR meeting.

[Anonymous No.19218540]

>>19211982
Just say you thought you were muted and were singing a rap song to yourself.

[Anonymous No.19218549]

>>19214430

But wait there's more

[Anonymous No.19218575]

>>19212583
SOMEONE HIRE THIS MAN
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW

[Anonymous No.19218593]

>>19218530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTWPojAfXE

[Anonymous No.19218613]

Posting in a legendary thread

[Anonymous No.19218644]

>>19211982
>"i said nigger in the workplace"
>250+ replies, once again
Damn, you guys always take the bait hard

[Anonymous No.19218652]

>>19212191
lmao

[Anonymous No.19218681]

>>19214459
>>19214511
yiff in hell furfags

[Anonymous No.19218772]

your dog's name is "iggern" and you were repeatedly calling it

[Anonymous No.19218787]

This is the reason I haven't killed myself yet. Thanks for your autism OP.

[Anonymous No.19219087]

Say you have black ancestory

[Anonymous No.19219112]

>>19212583
Serves you right cracker

[Anonymous No.19219214]

OP, please record the meeting and post it on here somehow.
I know you might be put off by anons finding out the link but you should have covered it completely.

[Anonymous No.19219250]

>>19211982
This is why I come here

[Anonymous No.19219377]

>>19212637
please ill paypal you for number 2 that shit is hilarious

[Anonymous No.19219445]

>>19212732
This, it sounds like the safe option and for them to take issue with it would probably go against some bullshit about being prejudiced against nig rap music

[Anonymous No.19219497]

if this somehow isn't fake then tomorrow is going to be a wonderful day

[Anonymous No.19219502]

tell them you have german roots and you actually said ficker ficker ficker and not nigger nigger nigger

[Anonymous No.19219530]

>>19211982
You like rap music. Find a song with lyrics that kinda match what you were saying. You were singing that.

[Anonymous No.19219537]

Tell them you really hate niggers but would still like to keep working there

[Anonymous No.19219590]

>>19212583
u fucked m9

[Anonymous No.19219690]

It's over anon. You can try to deny it or claim some of unprovable shit but it's a 9/10 chance their going to say they can't tolerate this type of behavior and let you go. Get that resume ready bro

[Anonymous No.19219694]

>>19211982
Say you were singing a folk song and make up lyrics like 'nicker nicker diamond nicker why are you such a tricker, ill hang you nicker til youre dead, leave you hanging with a thread' or something

[Anonymous No.19219740]

>>19212583
You better fucking record the meeting or atleast give us the zoom link nigger

[Anonymous No.19219771]

just say you were reading some crume statistics in the background and the word NIGGER was stuck in your head

[Anonymous No.19219815]

>>19212583
Heh based, double down anon

[Anonymous No.19219836]

>>19211982
Thanks for the laugh OP, absolutely based

[Anonymous No.19219839]

>>19212583
Include me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.19219888]

>>19212807
AyYlmAo0z?

[polina No.19219889]

Put me in the screencap faggot

[Anonymous No.19219900]

i wonder how long op sang before he realized it was unmuted.
Did meeting commence as normal when you returned or were they all quiet and cringy.

just say that you were actually saying nigger nigger nigger if they think you were saying peepee poo

[Anonymous No.19219912]

>>19213442
>say you were singing your favorite rap song

[Anonymous No.19219920]

>>19211982
Just say you were doing the conference in the garden and someone with tourettes walked past saying nigger

Or say you are caring for a family member with tourettes

If you get fired over this you are terrible at handling situations and need to learn to lie better faggot

[Anonymous No.19219926]

>>19211982
Literally the ONLY way to get out of this, as others have said, is to go absolutely balls-out gaslight mode. This is assuming that the conference wasn't recorded, obviously.

You need to convince yourself right now that this event never actually happened. When they bring it up, you will be as shocked and confused as you would be if somebody said that you took a dump on top of your laptop during a zoom conference. Unequivocally deny everything, insist you have absolutely no clue what they are talking about, offer half-assed "Are you sure you're talking to the right person?" "Did they hear me cough?" confused explanations, and if they are insistent, become absolutely outraged that they could accuse you of something so absurd and take action against you for it.

Good luck, anon. If you get fired, know that your termination made a lot of people laugh.

[Anonymous No.19219940]

>>19214736
That's obviously a lowercase m you fuckup

[Anonymous No.19220005]

>>19219926
>become absolutely outraged that they could accuse you of something
beta advice

[Anonymous No.19220042]

>>19216580
Use an n, or a u
AyXlnAn8r

[Anonymous No.19220065]

>>19211982
epic thread
thank you OP

[Anonymous No.19220086]

>>19219112
T. Nigger

[Anonymous No.19220111]

>>19211982
What time zone are you in OP?

[Anonymous No.19220852]

>>19219888
We got baited

again

[Anonymous No.19220980]

You were singing Jesus walks by Kanye west, you are a new Christian convert, go buy the Jesus is king album on vinyl or something

[Anonymous No.19221038]

>>19211982

Admit nothing. Deny everything. Make counter accusations.

1) I didn't say anything? Did you see me say something? That didn't happen.
2) Nigger nigger nigger? Jesus what kind of racist piece of shit are you? Someone may have been saying nagger nagger nagger but like I said I wasn't saying anything.
3) You are all racist just sitting around pretending you heard the word Nigger. I didn't say that and would never say that.

You have nothing to lose they can't prove anything.

[Anonymous No.19221089]

>>19212393
I'd jack off

[Anonymous No.19221096]

>>19221038
unironically this. NEVER admit to it.

[Anonymous No.19221118]

>>19216580
if we can crack the code, we can all bust in on OP's meeting and PROVE that he was hacked.
>I think I've been hacked
>300 people join zoom call yelling NIGGER
>see?!
It's the perfect plan.

[Anonymous No.19221121]

>>19212583

[Anonymous No.19221130]

>>19221038
This unironicaly.

[Anonymous No.19221137]

>>19221118
>>19220042
problem is, this is just a small part of the missing letters... it would be easier, faster if OP fag would simply share the link...
some autists could also bruteforce it with the known letters but most likely would be late anyways...

[Anonymous No.19221141]

>>19212490
haha yeah that would be so embarrassing! Imagine if she also started grunting and swearing under her breath while pushing out a turd, haha!

[Anonymous No.19221148]

>>19221118
Seriously one of the most bold but promising strategies proposed so far. Start talking to them, explain that while you didn't hear anything, you HAVE noticed strange activity on your computer recently after downloading some free software. Then give us the link and we make it look like your computer is hacked.

[Anonymous No.19221172]

>>19212583
>screencap
>me

[Anonymous No.19221186]

>>19219888
KEK

[Anonymous No.19221193]

>>19212583
BASED

[Anonymous No.19221201]

>>19220111
The freedom zone.

[Anonymous No.19221232]

>>19211982
I can see this happening to me one day

[Anonymous No.19221298]

>>19212393
I bet that fatty with the glasses would make for a real good fuck.

Shed be so wet and desperate.

Would literally be gasping as you stick it in her

Probably has a big ass too

[Anonymous No.19221312]

>>19213287
first one in the second row

[Anonymous No.19221339]

>>19211982
kek relatable but I always make 100% sure my mic is muted

[Anonymous No.19221427]

>>19221141
Now replace said turd with my cock.

[Anonymous No.19221502]

>>19211982
Just say you were singing some Snoop Dogg

[Anonymous No.19221552]

>>19211982
This thread should be pinned
Do your fucking job, jannies

[Anonymous No.19221658]

Ryaaaan
You know what to do

[Anonymous No.19222035]

>>19211982
Fuck I have to resist doing this now lmao

[Anonymous No.19222272]

>>19214155
You don't know offices and HR. In fact beaurocacy in general. It makes their job so much easier if they get an admission, even if blatantly obvious you can fuck all their plans by just lying. They'll weasel and try to appear sympathetic and forgiving just to get the admission they need to fire him.

If he keeps saying 'no it really was a rap song lmao' it could save him even if they know.

[Anonymous No.19222279]

>>19211982
Fuck dude my name is Ryan and I literally sing nigger when I am doing shit alone. DENY DENY DENY

[Anonymous No.19222527]

Deny everything. People on the call must have imagined it. Just hearsay, nothing that would stand up in court.
Hire black lawyer and threaten to sue for defamation of character and unfair dismissal.