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>> No.19199565
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>>19199538
>mfw long stonks

>> No.19199574

reminder to hedge and literally never lose
don't become a cuck to the market

>> No.19199583

>>19199574
you strangling ?

>> No.19199590
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watch as oil stocks evaporate into dust today

>> No.19199591
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It's ET payday, but my broker won't credit me the cash until tomorrow

>> No.19199599

>>19199574
I'm losing money today because I forgot rule #1.

>> No.19199600

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it was a bull trap fuck!

>> No.19199605

JPow is gonna tell the Senate that he’s running out of room in his Scrooge McDuck vault so he needs to start shitting cash on companies. SPY $320 EOD

>> No.19199609
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19199609

Convince me not to buy the dip
Protip: You probably wont

>> No.19199610

WHY THE FUCK IS ACB DUMPING EVERYONE IN THE COMMENTS SAYS IT'S GOING TO $21 WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.19199614
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I REFUSE TO BE WRONG

>> No.19199622

lmao that dump on $KSS is epic

>> No.19199626

>>19199538
Again with the shit OP? Fucking faggot.

>> No.19199631

I find it kind of eerie how well my shitbag of smallcaps follows the total market trend.

>> No.19199639
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>went from being a penny from being margin called on AAL to turning a profit in a week
BASED

>> No.19199643
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AMAZON MAKING NEW ATH WTF

>> No.19199646
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Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke

>> No.19199652
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19199652

SHRM is love

SHRM is life

>> No.19199655

>>19199610
imagine basing your research off of the comment section of stockholders

>> No.19199658

>>19199565
iktf

>> No.19199662

>>19199610
The stock had a reverse split last monday because of how badly it was doing, it shouldnt have pumped at all.

>> No.19199663
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RDSb shitting the bed.... again

>> No.19199669

Any other good alternative to TradingView, shit seem to be imploding.

>> No.19199671

>>19199643
>Betting against Amazon
Anon... I..

>> No.19199678

>>19199652
So you're telling me to be a mushroom dealer?

>> No.19199679

>>19199610
Because the fucking company has been hemmoraging cash, is STILL doing so, and doesn't plan to STOP for months.

Why the fuck it pumped so hard is beyond me.

>> No.19199686

Uh oh bullbros we got too cocky

>> No.19199701
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Going back to 23000.

>> No.19199706
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19199706

Do my AMD meme lines make any sense or am I a skizo?
I bought at open and now I'm almost up 1%

>> No.19199710

Uh oh bobros we got too cocky!

>> No.19199713

>>19199610
Who said this? Look at the fucking five year chart. It's been tumbling down forever. Weed shops are going to have their lunch eaten once that crap gets nationally legalized and phillip morris moves in

>> No.19199727

I'm buying

>> No.19199729

Should I dump my WKHS?

>> No.19199734

>>19199663
XOM is down more than RDS/B and BP is down the same. It's oil broadly, not just the dutch

>> No.19199757

>>19199706
seems unlikely it won't have another dip

>> No.19199758

>>19199679
It pumped because they had a good er surprise and some dueweedlmao rumors in us legislation. But anyone expecting a third moon day is a certified retard
>t large put position

>> No.19199766

05/22
i have 10 calls at 305
give me some puts biz

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>>19199574
I told everyone to take your profits yesterday and there was no way that pump was sustainable

>> No.19199784

>>19199734
I should have bought last Wed. Should I just go balls deep later this week and come back in 2 years?

>> No.19199795
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>AMD
>TQQQ

>> No.19199796

>NVDA blowing past ATH
and it probably will go further after earnings, fuck my life

>> No.19199803

>>19199766
oof

>> No.19199817
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>Small Fish in a large pond
>But goddamn feels good selling off ON HODLs

>> No.19199819
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>>19199678
unfortunately mushrooms are not addictive so you may not have repeat customers for some time. its also not as easy as throwing a seed in the ground and leaving it for a summer like pot is. but all the best luck to you if its something you pursue.

>> No.19199839

How old are people in /smg/? Some of yall niggas post like boomers

>> No.19199840

>>19199734
Im in both XOM and RDS got fucked hard :/ but I have to stop looking at charts for 6 months and should rebounce back. Also thinking about GAZPROM PE and div looks good and no compoetiton in Russia

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>>19199609
Go ahead and buy the dip, of course you should.

This just isn't the dip

>> No.19199866

>>19199839
how do boomers post

>> No.19199871

AHHHHH oil chads what the fuck is this

>> No.19199884

>>19199839
In English, please.

>> No.19199885

>>19199796
I sold at 319 lmao i feel you breh

>> No.19199886

Did JCP just die right before my eyes?

>> No.19199891

>>19199839
25 yr boomer reporting

>> No.19199892

>>19199851
I want to kill Mumu and Powell for letting the tech bubble keep pumping

>> No.19199894

>>19199866
The dow's down 200 points already. We're screwed. I'm never going to be able to retire.

>> No.19199899
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>>19199851
We seem to have a misunderstanding, sir. You assume that there is any point in the present or past when buying into the American market was not "a dip".
Some of us believe in America.

>> No.19199906

>CCL
The honeymoon cruise is over

>> No.19199907
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Where are all the SHRM is a PND kiddies?

>> No.19199909

>>19199839
I can't remember how old I am

>> No.19199911
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>>19199839
>he doesnt know some people been here since 2005

>> No.19199914
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>>19199839

>> No.19199916

>>19199886
Wow, not even listed

>> No.19199922
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>>19199839
24 year old boomer.
Now get off my lawn

>> No.19199925

>>19199886

Filed for Bankruptcy yesterday, says its now JCPNQ

>> No.19199930
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>>19199538
>no nhentai in the educational section

>> No.19199931

>up 1000 points yesterday
>Stock gains 7%
>Down 200 today
>Stock loses 6%

Come the FUCK on...

>> No.19199933

>>19199839
sounds like a compliment

>> No.19199938
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>>19199916
jcpnq is the tag but yeah
lost $60 wahoo

>> No.19199939

Buy the dips on assets that went down more than 5% and you will make 5-10% by the end of the day!

>> No.19199941
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>>19199839
35. Time goes by quicker every year

>> No.19199942

>>19199886
f

>> No.19199945

>>19199916
why would it be listed they closed their doors forever yesterday

>> No.19199946

>>19199866
>Buy blue chips and hold for life
>Firm handshake when you talk to your broker
>Buy physical gold coins
>20% profits and 2% principal, sign me up!

>> No.19199952

>>19199839
31 but I got a big dick

>> No.19199953

look at Visa guys


the bear market is over

>> No.19199970
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all of yesterdays gains...like tear drops in the rain

>> No.19199976
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19199976

What’s going on bros....I thought I was gonna make it

>> No.19199979

>>19199941
>>19199952
you guys are old

you both are married right? have kids?

right?

>> No.19199981

Is Palo Alto Networks a buy?
Else which stocks do you suggest for a 1-2 weeks gain?

>> No.19199982

>>19199952
30 and 8 inches, lonely tho

>> No.19199983

>>19199970
rip

>> No.19199988

>>19199784
I'm no expert, so I take my advice with a grain of salt. I went balls deep for 1-2 paychecks into RDS/B right before the divvy cut. I'm holding on because I bought for a long term dividend play anyway and the dividend is still respectable.

>> No.19199992

>>19199976
Wrong FAANG

>> No.19200001

>>19199941
Same. I found a technique that makes it slower though. When you turn 36, 2 months afterword, start pretending you're 37. Actually BELIEVE it. Then when you actually turn 37, you'll be like "oh, no big deal, I've been 37 for almost a year already". Then a few months after, start pretending you're 38 without thinking about it.

>> No.19200007
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I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEYESSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.19200018
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>>19199979
Y-yeah of course, hehe

>> No.19200022

VTIQ is coming back! It's really happening!

>> No.19200024

bubu

>> No.19200028

>>19200001
>Off by 1

>> No.19200032
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STOP POSTING 2D THOTS

>> No.19200038
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>>19199953
We now enter: The crab zone.
You better have those iron condors and jade lizards ready.

>> No.19200040
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>>19199983
oh i meant the market, im in cash so i dont really care

>> No.19200046
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19200046

>NVDA

>> No.19200047
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>>19199907
>you'll see, don't pay attention to that bullish af volume

>> No.19200048

>>19199979
they might be old but at least they arent coping with how shitty their lives are by telling people that they are old on the internet. You'll be the same place they are when you're 30

>> No.19200051

is KOS a good buy. Way cheap. so the upside is huge but If they go under well..

>> No.19200056

>>19199899
What does 'believing in america' have to do with anything? Who speaks like this? Like what, every previous crash happened cuz they didn't believe hard enough? It won't be forever, but the conditions haven't gone away (esp wrt corporate debt), so watch what happens when 50% of the east village is gone (it is) and one of the worlds most inflated real estate market starts getting devalued. REITs can no longer get new debt, banks with exposure to commercial lending get fucked, come on this has all happened before without even a pandemic.

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WHYYYYYYYYYY THOUGH

>> No.19200067

LIVE CHART ALTERNATIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS TRADINGVIEW SO SLOW FUCK

>> No.19200072

>>19200001
started doing this naturally when I was 21

>> No.19200073
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AAAAAAAAH IT WAS A BEARTRAP ALL ALONG!!!!

>> No.19200102
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>>19200056
>every previous crash happened cuz they didn't believe hard enough?
Yes. That and communists.
And no, Im not elaborating.

>> No.19200103

>>19199941
True that, I can't even remember what I did when I was 20-24 and I'm only 27 now. Feels like one year is like 6 months or something

>> No.19200104

Starting in 5 minutes:

Mnuchin, Fed's Powell Set To Brief Senators On $2 Trillion Coronavirus Act

The Senate hearing is set to begin at 10 a.m. ET. Watch it live here.

https://www.npr.org/2020/05/19/857936233/mnuchin-and-feds-powell-set-to-brief-senators-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-act

>> No.19200106
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>SHRM

>> No.19200111

>>19200060
DOT COM V2.0

>> No.19200117

>>19200106
go away pajeet

>> No.19200123

>>19200073
Buy Nvidia if you aren't autist

>> No.19200128

THAT GREEN DILDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19200129

>>19200117
Enjoy missing out on the psychedelics gold rush boomer

>> No.19200131

>>19200056
> responding to a known underage tripfaggot trying to conceal his identity

>> No.19200133

>NVDA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19200138

>>19200106
>shrm up
>shrmf down
Gods damn this bullshit

>> No.19200140

>>19200123
>buy the top

>> No.19200151

>>19199945
>why would it be listed they closed their doors forever yesterday
No they didn't. They filed for bankruptcy and said they were closing a shit ton of their stores, not all of them by any stretch.

>> No.19200153

fucking nasdaq retard strength i love it

>> No.19200154

SPY moon mission resumed. It was just slightly overbought from yesterday

>> No.19200172

>>19199678
>baggie
Of mushrooms?

>> No.19200175

>>19200151
lol ok, no one will ever step inside a JC penny again. If you owned that stock your money is gone. They were in financial ruin before coronavirus and amazon isn't buying a worthless company

>> No.19200181

Kek. Boohoo did a placing a couple of days ago to raise cash and now the share price is below the placing offer people bought.

>> No.19200184

What did Pow Wow say to make it spike?

>> No.19200187

What did Jerome said ? Printers go Bruuuuuh ?

>> No.19200191

>>19199840
I'm actually barely in the green on XOM still. It really depends on your strategy. Mine is buy and hold forever unless something fundamentally changes with the company, so I'm not too worried about the recent performance.
Can't say I know anything about GAZPROM.

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>>19200117
>Pajeet

Ok boomer.

>> No.19200201

>>19200106
Is this the gush replacement p&d from our curry eating stockfriends?

>> No.19200206
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.19200212

>>19200193
boomer is slang for shrooms dude.

>> No.19200213
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tfw puts on ACB and NVAX

>> No.19200216

>https://twitter.com/sspencer_smb/status/1262723133108367364

White House COVID-19 Vaccine Chief to Divest $10 Million Stock Options in Moderna $MRNA

Not insider trading at all.

>> No.19200222

>all these SHRM posts
didnt realize there were this many leafs here

>> No.19200223

I LOST MY TIMING BECAUSE OF TRADINGVIEW LAGGING THE FUCK OUT AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19200224

>>19199886
what happens if you bought stock in JCP before bankruptcy? Do you just lose the shares and they disappear?

>> No.19200230

>>19200201
First publicly traded company to start profiting on psychedelic treatments for depression, ptsd, addiction

>> No.19200233
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Anyone else just scoop up a bunch of SPY calls? Felt like a gift, let's see if it was.

>> No.19200234

>>19200206
>taxable earnings

>> No.19200235

>>19199671
inb4 they are broken up like Bell

>> No.19200236

>>19200216
priced in

>> No.19200240
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19200240

Come in here and have your fortune told by Jpow.

>> No.19200243

well fuck my big toenail finally came off. bout time. I only hurt it 4 months ago.. didn't hurt or nothing when it came off. just there it was.

>> No.19200248

>>19200223
pay for the actual live prices you greedy fuck, it costs like 7 bucks, fuck tradingview

>> No.19200251

>>19200236
I don't care about priced in or not. Lock him up, dear god.

>> No.19200253

>>19199839
Im 19, investing 10k of my savings, already made 10% this year.

>> No.19200259

>>19200233
My cat makes this pose all the time too.

>> No.19200260

>>19200175
Kek I don't disagree at all with that

>> No.19200263

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO these amd calls

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>>19200212
you must be drunk again

>> No.19200267
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THE LIVE STREAM IS STARTING

https://www.npr.org/2020/05/19/857936233/mnuchin-and-feds-powell-set-to-brief-senators-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-act

>> No.19200270

>>19200001
This has been my standard of thinking my entire life. Really helps to 'mature' your thinking in many, many ways as well. Though it may not have made me more intelligent, I'd say doing this has definitely given me a natural, if only perceived, wisdom. I'm 28 now, been thinking I was 30 since 26, right after the hump of mid-twenties.

>> No.19200272

Bought 50 shares of MGM, hoping to double my money in a few months.

>> No.19200275

>>19200248
I'm have a fucking paid account, it's not about the delay in the data, the actual site is lagging the fuck out.

>> No.19200282

>>19200267
>https://www.npr.org/2020/05/19/857936233/mnuchin-and-feds-powell-set-to-brief-senators-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-act
Guy microphone is on mute wtf

>> No.19200287

>>19200267
>>19200282

>Microphone muted
Fucking American media, I swear.

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>>19200233
Follow the trend buddy. Should buy puts

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>>19200201
>>19200230

>> No.19200299

>>19200235
Explain

>> No.19200301

Crapo is spreaking.

>> No.19200303
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Mnuchin and Powell going to make this moon shortly

>> No.19200304

>>19200051
wait till closer to market close to buy, its probably going to drop more.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.19200323

>>19200224
I can't sell mine right now. I have no idea.

>> No.19200325

>>19200303
Nothing said yet, and we are already mooning. I love this market. :)

>> No.19200327

>>19200309
Talked to my dad today (who is a realtor with nothing to do besides day trade with his UBI money), said he's shorting this today lmao

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>>19200292
GET FUCKED BOBO WE GREEN NOW

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>>19200234
>tfw I retire I'll have, at minimum, 40K in nontaxable earnings via dividends

taxes now are a small price to pay for future safety. also, tax loss harvesting, IRA and the fact that dividend income is taxed much less than my current income, its all gravy baby

>> No.19200336

>>19200309
BAGHOLDER IS BORN

>> No.19200339

>>19200334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwdvrlFVt0

Live stream that's actually working

>> No.19200343

Mics are mute or its just me ?
https://www.npr.org/2020/05/19/857936233/mnuchin-and-feds-powell-set-to-brief-senators-on-2-trillion-coronavirus-act

>> No.19200345

>Dems opening the session with a partisan attack
Not saying the GOP is any better, but for fuck's sake what will it take to bring common courtesy back to D.C.? This country is losing more and more hope by the day.

>> No.19200346

>>19200331
whoever was 5X leveraging the NASDAQ, I hope you'll think of us when you make it if you already haven't made it

>> No.19200352

Republicans in the senate are gonna serve up some softball questions intentionally worded to make line go up. Anyone holding puts is retarded

>> No.19200353

>>19200343
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/19/watch-jerome-powell-and-steven-mnuchin-testify-live-on-the-cares-act.html

>> No.19200361

>SPHS
NOOOOO IM ROOOOINED

>> No.19200366

FUCK YOU BOBO

>> No.19200373

>>19200339
whos this fucking commie talking?

>> No.19200375

>>19200234
>>19200334
This. Minimizing taxes is important, but don't let the tax tail wag the investing dog.

>> No.19200381

Wew I’m glad I held fast. I was down 50% on my calls like 10 mins ago, green now

>> No.19200384

VTIQ is on the climb, should I be buying more?

>> No.19200387

>>19200373
D-Sen Sherrod Brown

>> No.19200392
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Which gold companies should I invest in?

>> No.19200394

>>19200299
they get broken apart into divisions. They're fucking massive. Odds are a few recent mergers shouldn't have gone through too. Notable ones include AT&T and Warner Bros, T Mobile and Sprint, Google and Fitbit, Viacom and CBS(?). I forget how that last one was organize exactly.

>> No.19200395

ET and USAC killing it even while the other energy stocks are floundering a bit

>> No.19200399

>>19200381
What leverage are you using? Wtf

>> No.19200408

so we getting more govt checks?

>> No.19200409
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>up 1,000 on the dow
>t-tod-day its finna crash they can't keep this ponzi g-going
>f-f-uck the fed

>bears

>> No.19200415

>>19199758
how can the option chain on a $16 meme stock be so fucking overpriced. spy options are unironically cheaper

>> No.19200416

>>19200373
I fucking hate American politics. Every hearing like this includes maybe 10 minutes of actual relevant content and 170 minutes of partisan grandstanding.

>> No.19200422
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>>19199941
This is normal. 1 year takes up less of your total life, so you'll experience it differently. When that snot nosed 6 year old kid is in the car constantly asking "are we there yet??? are we there yet??? are we there yet???" every 5 minutes, it isn't JUST to be a dickhead. 5 minutes to him is significantly more than it is to you because of how short he's lived. It's a larger proportion of his total experience with time, so he'll realize 5 minutes as maybe something akin to 50 minutes. Time isn't set in stone, it works a lot differently than our senses perceive, but our senses just understand time in a manner that's better fit for our survival.

So it's not just you, it's really how our senses work.

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Jesus since the livestream started everything went green across the board.

WATCH IT LIVE HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwdvrlFVt0

>> No.19200433

guys i'm making too much money this is supicious

>> No.19200438

>>19200399
Bought SPY calls last week at like $.03 each and now they’re $.40 each

>> No.19200449

>>19200416
i know. think of shit they'd get done if they got to the fucking point.

>> No.19200457

>>19200438
>1,333% up
I hope you bought a meaningful amount, kek.

>> No.19200461

>What will be different this time?
Nothing. Wall Street wins again, kek.

>> No.19200472

Went all in tqqq this morning. I may have finally done something right

>> No.19200489
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19200489

how long is the pump of corona-related stocks gonna last? Every time some says " don't fomo into MRNA, it's too late" it pumps even harder. Are there any corona stocks that haven't mooned yet?

>> No.19200490

OoOoOoOoOo it’s gonna push through 2960, triple top faggots get FUCKED

>> No.19200495

>>19200425
Thanks senpai.

>> No.19200497

>>19200415
It had 2 +70% days in a row a week after a reverse split and there's huge interest right now

>> No.19200505

>>19200490
Got rejected again. Sorry to tell you.

>> No.19200514

>>19200425

what did people think he was going to say lmao?

We printed money yo....theyre still printing.

>> No.19200515

everyone shut up
milhouse is talking

>> No.19200516

>>19200457
Yeah $500 worth. I made it, bro :^)

>> No.19200527
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19200527

WERE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19200529

>>19200497
>>19200415
Specifically look at the iv on these bitches

>> No.19200533

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.19200535

>>19200461
Wall street? No. Bankers win again. The people lose.

Youre stocks are not going up you dumb nig...your money is going down. You just need more of it to buy the same shitty, overpriced stocks.

>> No.19200536

>>19200392
Just buy physical gold.

>> No.19200541
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- Henkel sees virus boost to cleaning products
- Revenue of global optical leader Carl Zeiss jumps
- German DIY chain Hornbach expects higher sales in Q1
- Ryanair expects Europe travel surge despite masks, quarantine
- Hearing aid maker Sonova's annual profit tops estimates
- Poll finds Swiss want tougher mask regime on public transport
- UK and US hopeful of trade deal despite coronavirus and Brexit challenges
- Britain's largest pub landlord, Ei Group, asked to offer rent holiday
- Sony shows off first combination image sensor and AI chip

>> No.19200554

serious question: how fucked is the generation being born now? or are we going to be able to write off trillions from our national debt and just give the middle finger to China? then we'd be back where we started

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>he bought the top

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Have a seat over there, bulls. It's time we had a talk.

>> No.19200564

god damn it i wanna see amazon crush so bad

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19200572

I don't feel so good

>> No.19200574

Yes Mr. Merchant, keep printing more currency, and crash the value of gold through all this inflation.

>> No.19200576

Thank you Jerome, very cool!

>> No.19200577

>>19200536
62 oz enough?

>>19200535
That's what I implied. But thanks for the clarification.

>> No.19200578

Covid 19 is never going away you fucking jewish nig

>> No.19200583

>>19200554
After this deflationary period there's going to be inflationary one which is going to require spending cuts and higher interest rates. If that happens the debt:gdp will stabilize.

>> No.19200591

>>19200578
anon


it was never there

>> No.19200593

>Together we will destroy Coivd 19
Oh. Okay.

>> No.19200597

Ain’t nothin but a beartrap. Big green D incoming

>> No.19200603

>>19200561
I bought the bottom and have green stop losses get fucked bobo

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>>19200527
Anon dont you know its a PND even though I did my DD and have seen the financials myself. I mean surely the tests and studies they have on going with the FDA are bullshit. Obviously you are a pajeet shill and I will not be able to make money off this.

>mfw when I have been in since .73
>mfw I buy more every day and sell at close
>easiest money

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DUMP EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT FOR A WEEK

>> No.19200616

>>19200593
I just sprayed some febreeze. Its dead.

>> No.19200627

>>19200607
Boomers tried to short it this morning

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19200632

>Warren Buffet is smarter than you

>> No.19200634

USE FULL RANGE OF TOOLS

BULL RUN

>> No.19200638

oh god damn it.... i'm going to have to snort k if gold keeps going up.

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>why yes, I was the guy who bought the dip in gold stocks yesterday

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FUCK THESE FED SUITS
EVERYONE HOP ON BYND ROCKET NOW

>> No.19200648

>>19200554
Pretty sure America won't even exist by the time these kids become adults. When you have hyperinflation mixed with polarized politics, there's bound to be a paradigm shift. See 1930's Germany.

>> No.19200656

>>19200593
realizing its a nothingburger is what kills it

>> No.19200657

>>19200632
hahahaahahha

>> No.19200658

Up 118% on my jnug, took 25% profit a week ago, but Im wondering when I should exit the entire thing.

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>>19200627
Cant stop, wont stop.

These people have no idea the potential to heal. The revenue is a bonus to some I suppose, but breaking someones PTSD, anxiety, depression, addiction is better than any money making scheme. We will become a better species because of it.

>> No.19200672

>>19200645
OoOoOoOoOo

>> No.19200674

>>19200658
yes you should

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>My SHRMF purchase on Friday wasn't fulfilled
>Don't want to FOMO at ATH

>> No.19200684

>>19200656
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE .1% OF OBESE OLD PEOPLE THAT DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19200690

I love how they love to use the word "borrower"...they know they are fucking people. They know the public will be in mountains of debt and theyre going to profit.

>> No.19200692

>>19200645
looks like bugs are back on the menu

>> No.19200696

JEROME

>> No.19200702
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19200702

Haha, I will never get assigned!

>> No.19200706

>>19200682
Imagine being concerned about pennies when this will be 15+ eoy

>> No.19200720

WHERE IS THE DUMP

>> No.19200721

>>19200706
kek

>> No.19200724

This Jew is peddling his tricks.

>> No.19200725

>>19200632
Kek.

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>TradingView stopped lagging when JPow started talking

>> No.19200744

>Mail check to my brokerage
>Watch from sideline as Week of cheapies 5/11 - 5/15
>Check clears brokerage
>Market is now too low to sell, too high to buy

Fuck this gay timeline. I'm going to eat some bagels and go back to sleep.

>> No.19200746

Kek, nothing is getting paid back.

>> No.19200763

>>19200632
DESU makes me feel a lot better about losing a couple thousand, but OTOH his 643mil might be a smaller % of his total net worth.

>> No.19200766

dude this commie faggot

>> No.19200770

>>19200744
>mailing checks in the age of the internet
yeah you should go to bed gramps

>> No.19200773

>>19200682
Wait until the daily sell off at lunch. Might be able to get it down ten percent before it climbs back up to twenty for the eod

>> No.19200776

>>19200645
how is this shit 140 per?

>> No.19200778

>>19200730
crab makes it lag
>actually could be quite the signal/filter

>> No.19200782

>>19200744
>mail money

So you're 50+ right?

>> No.19200783

>>19200766
Brown amuses me.

>> No.19200794

>>19200632
he's gonna get a heart attack worrying about money at this age

>> No.19200796

>>19200783
IS IT FAIR????????????

>> No.19200804

Senator is raging. I like it.

>> No.19200805

>hurr low wage workers are only poc durr
Who is this faggot.

>> No.19200815

>IS IT FAIR THOUGH?

>> No.19200818

Mnuchin getting called out

>> No.19200823

>>19200796
>>19200804
>>19200805
I was falling asleep then Brown started going aggro and now I'm laughing

>> No.19200827

>>19200776
62.2MM outstanding shares
with that low of a float, price changes quite quickly

>> No.19200829

Is it fair that when they go back to work, their $15/hour is going to need a pay raise because you crashed their wages with inflation? Huh Jew?

>> No.19200831

Fucking kss.
>Suspends dividend.
>tanks stock.
>still like them. Probably gonna buy more.

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Mnuchin is a kike.

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*ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK UNIONS
FUCK ESSENTIAL WORKERS

>> No.19200859

>>19200770
>>19200782
Hello youngins. Two rules to adhere to, and you'll make it in this life
>Never give a woman the keys to your villa
>Never give your broker or the taxman direct access to your bank account.

>> No.19200863

Holy fuck this guy.

>> No.19200864

>>19200831
which news exactly caused this drop?

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19200872

Shill me your best pharma/biotech stocks please

>> No.19200877

What a fucking waste of time this hearing is

>> No.19200878

this Senator is a hack

>> No.19200879

>>19200859
My broker is my bank. Get with the times old man.

>> No.19200880

>>19200863
Huh?

>> No.19200882

I bought. Prepare for SPY 150 and Biden and Trump double tag team suicides.

>> No.19200884

PUMP IT. FUCK THE COMMON MAN. Inflation rates are going through the roof. Your money is worth less than it was a month ago. Make sure you go back to work for money with less buying power.

>> No.19200890

>this senator
who elects these insufferable cunts

>> No.19200892

>>19200864
Terrible earnings and suspension of dividends.

>> No.19200896

This Senator is insufferable. Why are you on the banking committee if you're just gonna whine about Trump and try to buy clout with your poverty minority voter base? Save that shit for fucking general sessions.

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>>19200038
The Crab has been activated

>>19200032
No

>> No.19200902

1 death = +1 DoW Point.

Reopen now!

>> No.19200904

This fucking guy trying to make a scene so fucking bad

>> No.19200906

Wow this senator is a flaming faggot.

>HURRRR IM NOT GOING TO LET YOU MAKE A POLITICAL STATEMENT RIGHT AFTER MY POLITICAL STATEMENT

>> No.19200907

>>19200872
PFE

>> No.19200910
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19200910

WHAT ARE YOU LADS WATCHING???

>> No.19200929

>>19200831
Kohls is pretty much the only place I buy clothes at. Feel like it could be a good buy and hold.

Woman CEO worries me though that always seems like a death sentence

>> No.19200930

>>19200910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTwdvrlFVt0

>> No.19200936

Holy fuck they got a non-jew talking.

Hes using rational and logic. Incredible.

>> No.19200946

>>19200879
>My broker is my bank. Get with the times old man.
Ah, the wisdom of youth. The fast track to blowing out all your financials at once.

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>>19200910
https://www.c-span.org/video/?472163-1/fed-reserve-chair-powell-treasury-secretary-mnuchin-testify-cares-act-coronavirus-relief-bill&live

here you go fellow weeb

>> No.19200962

>>19200954
>>19200954
>>19200954
>>19200954
>>19200954
new thread

>> No.19200981

>>19200946
Pearls before swine

>> No.19200994

>>19200936
And of course the market drops now. Hmmmmmm

>> No.19201007

What's with the bad quality of their livestreams? Feels like they deliberately made the stream quality "look shit"

>> No.19201024

>>19200962
quit making them before we've hit the bump limit you fucking autist

>> No.19201030

>USWS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19201060

>>19200472
Picked up a put on tqqq at open, 68$ 5/29 mostly as hedge. Hope the best for you.

>> No.19201061

>>19200489
Going to $100+ within a week, homie.

>> No.19201072

>>19200872
VRTX has been nothing but up even before Corona. They're working on legit respiratory tech to help people with cystic fibrosis and are pretty much the only dogs in town pulling that cart.

>> No.19201241

>>19199839

28 y/o student.

Got 14.5k dollaroos in the market rite now.

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>>19199538
>imagine shorting J Powell.

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LOL

SHRM bid and ask over trading price.

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>>19199622
Picking up some cheapies throughout the day. Women love Kohl's and make their husbands love Kohl's. Nigger women that want to blend in with humans love Kohl's. Other niggers love stealing from Kohl's. Kohl's management is JUST. Plus woman for CEO.