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>> No.19197053

What's going to happen with oil futures today bros

>> No.19197058

SPY puts on open?

>> No.19197066

>>19197041
I am feeling sorry for all the european retail investor who bought this morning. Then again, fuck them hard, burn the ship, let it sink.

>> No.19197074
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>>19197053
Summer driving season is near

>> No.19197104

>softbank shareholder presentation
This is hilarious.

>> No.19197116

Spy will go up at open.
Weak cucks and bears are being baited now, good

>> No.19197125

>>19197116
screencapped.

>> No.19197150

>>19197125
Fuck off nigger
If not today then tomorrow idgaf
I need gains

>> No.19197159
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why line go down

>> No.19197173
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19197173

>tfw shorting the DAX

>> No.19197182

>>19197173
Stop this
Fuckkkk

>> No.19197193
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SNIB SNAB
I wonder what I should do. Bear Call Spreads? Iron Butterflies/Condors? Just write normal puts and wait for the assignment?

>> No.19197222
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19197222

I should be asleep right now but i cant.
I feel a disturbance in the market.

>> No.19197232

>>19197193
>I wonder what I should do
you should come over to my place and let me ravage ur feet

>>19197222
I feel a disturbance in the market too
but I wish I was sleeping...

>> No.19197241

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS ANVS GETTING STRETCHED OVT BY BIG BVLL DICK BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

>> No.19197264
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>>19197041
I'm tired of pumping and dumping penny memestocks, bros.. shill me some good long holds. Should i just long some semis like NVDA, AMD and TSM?

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threadly reminder that front month WTI is tracking the DOW outside of high volume down surges and sitting out the EOD dump

>> No.19197282
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>>19197222

>> No.19197286

>>19197266
So red line goes down????

>> No.19197307

Am I the only one who gets more scared when we go up 3% than down 3%? I'm no bear but I'm scared of buying anything now.

>> No.19197317
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>>19197286
So the only trading of WTI front month is literally one computer on an algo and that's been true for the past several days
pic related: randomly-chosen comparison from yesterday morning

>> No.19197329

I kinda want to buy moderna because I think it has a good chance of going up today when the news doesnt shut up about it all day, but I am kinda spooked too.

>> No.19197330
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19197330

how high will SHRM pump lads

should i throw 5 Gs on it at open and sell at close?

>> No.19197333

>>19197307
No I become less scared (of margin calls)

>> No.19197353

>>19197264
jnug

>> No.19197382

what the fuck happened to the futures? it was +1% and i went for a nap. now entire world dumped. wtf?

>> No.19197389

>>19197382
Liquidating all those shorts. Not back to 280

>> No.19197441

BEARS. YOU GOT TOO COCKY. ITS GOING UP

>> No.19197465

>>19197382
Bears need to step up, this is a baby dump

>> No.19197466
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>>19197382
>-9.25(-0.31%)
>dumped
Its just crabbing since JP is going to testify before the Senate banking committee later this morning. What he says will determine where we go from here.

>> No.19197489

>>19197466
JP is switching from bullish to bearish in a few days. His speed will probably be bearish and bullish at the same time. Crabs will win.

>> No.19197506

its high time for you to invest in Akka Technologies
next stop: The moon

>> No.19197509

hey guys, i got zacks premium for 1 buck, does he have a daily stocks to trade on options ? any suggestions?

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>>19197041
Where my pharmapumpers at?
GALT
SNSS
SAVA
ONTX

>> No.19197604

>>19197582
All in athenex

>> No.19197641

the pump is in

>> No.19197660
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19197660

Who else ready for silver gains today? com.fy

>> No.19197666
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19197666

Today will end green.

>> No.19197681
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>>19197666
>666
HEIL

>> No.19197687

spy 305 05/22 calls, 10 contracts, should i wait or close them?

>> No.19197770

>>19197666
Roll

>> No.19197806

bears...?

>> No.19197827
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19197827

>Educational Sites
https://nhentai.net/tag/witch/

>> No.19197832

>>19197074
Hot, should this poorfag student buy a barrel?

>> No.19197842

>>19197666
Poo

>> No.19197869

>>19197582
I bailed on ONTX. Shit didn't do anything except flounder. Took a loss which I've since made back.

>> No.19197893

>sorrentNOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19197894

Why is PCG mooning

>> No.19197946

Guys please have a stupid bullish day so I can load up on VIX June Calls again

>> No.19197965
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It's going to be a good fucking day.

KOS AND MARK HAHAHA

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WMT
M
T

>> No.19197981

>>19197965
I hope today is something like yesterday. Fucking made 8k in 1 day yesterday which was nice

>> No.19197990
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19197990

Why can't I DCA good stocks? I buy once and then never again because it now costs more than when I initially purchased.

>> No.19197995

Last contract the mass oil selloff started around 10:00 EST. Lets see if anything happens today

>> No.19198004

>>19197970
yes, quite

>> No.19198012

>>19197981
I can fucking feel it mate.

It will be. I'm suppose to go back to the office next week instead of work from home. I think this is dumb as fuck and I suspect we will start spreading it but whatever, either way, I need to buy some OIL to get my car to work.

>> No.19198025

Damn so it would have been smart to buy futures like last week and sell them now....fuck.

The second dip I'll do that. I suspect second dip after we start opening up

>> No.19198047
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All I need now is eman to go up and I'll be reall fucking happy. But I think eman is going to stay there for awhile

>> No.19198056

I so fucking regret not bagging AMD when it shat down to $2ish range a few years ago.. Sunk 4,000 into it then, be valued at 108,000 today. Could fucking retire.. I'm not kidding, I make shit, 108,000/12 would be 9000 a month in spending money. I don't even blow 2000 as it is now.

>> No.19198081

>>19198056
List mate. I could have bought mark at
.30 , I could have bought chainlink at .25 , you'll be fine just move on

>> No.19198102
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I'm 100% cash. What the fuck do I do boys?

>> No.19198110

>>19198102
Buy WTI before the moon mission today.

>> No.19198119

>>19198102
God damn bro you should have bought last week.

>> No.19198129

>>19198110
>WTI
That would have been smart. Like 2 weeks ago.

>> No.19198131

>>19198102
don't listen to >>19198110

>> No.19198132

>>19198081
Imagine visiting biz day in day out and not owning a link bag

>> No.19198134

Buy index tracking ETF's
Due to being a leaf (sorry ) I am deep into XIC.
Looking for an international broad coverage ETF but I keep finding US heavy stuff that mianly holds Microsoft, Apple and similar garbage.
Where can I find some Euro and Asia exposure?

>> No.19198136

>>19198102
Hope market dives when powell speaks today

>> No.19198141

>>19198102
what the fuck were you thinking?
in all honesty you could probably sit tight for a crypto dip.. that's what I'm doing. But ALL cash? How have you not bought anything. That's not patience, it's lunacy

>> No.19198152

>>19198110
Why you think it’s mooning today?

>> No.19198155

>>19198136
What time is the the whatever?

>> No.19198156

What happened to the JCP ticker, I had some shorts on it.

>> No.19198160

>>19198134
Don't be sorry for being a leaf, fellow leaf. Remember that we are the most POWERFUL country in the world, and people from other countries only hate us because of that. People just sometimes hate what they perceive as being better than them.

>> No.19198162

>>19198056
But never again. I'm gonna wait till the "tech bag" pops then strike like mad.. It's due for a popping anyway.

>> No.19198171

>>19198132
Fuck off. I'm done with crypto

>> No.19198192

>>19198156
Lol

>> No.19198206

>>19198156
Amazon and JCP are in talks

>> No.19198207
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Someone please post your profits
I would if i had some

>> No.19198214

>>19198141
I am all in cash too besides trading with short and calls the 295 / 280 range.

>> No.19198217

>>19198134
>Euro and Asia exposure
lol

>> No.19198227

>>19198141
Why?

>> No.19198235

>>19198206
Why is the ticker dead?

Also thats old news.

>> No.19198243

>>19198206
Thank god. Amazon stock here I come.. I'll bag JCP this morning at 9:30 for cheap

>> No.19198263

>>19197582
Fuck all pennystocks tbqh

>> No.19198265

>>19198156
anon I...

>> No.19198267

>>19198243
Are you retarded, I just asked why is their ticker dead, and you want to buy them based on week old news?

>> No.19198268

futures dumping

>> No.19198279

>>19198227
what do you mean why?
why would you not buy SOMETHING on march 20th when, for example, wendy's hit like $8?
I'm not talking about going all in. But why would you not buy something? What's your mentality when you sit and watch this going on and hold 100% cash? If it crashes as much as you seem to be wanting it to, you might be better off with physical gold and silver cause you're betting on America itself dying so why hold American currency?
Look, I'm not trying to say "you must hate money" and "I can't believe you didn't buy this at the bottom" that stuff isn't as easy as the pajeets on this board make it sound. But seriously. You could've had mcd at $120. What else were you waiting for? You didn't have to go all in but you have to go a little in...

>> No.19198285

>>19198227
Cuz shits been surging, I made 600% gains yesterday

>> No.19198308

>>19198279
Why would you assume he hasn't bought in the upwards movement? He is 100% cash right now which is pretty smart given the current situation.

>> No.19198322

>>19198279
>>19198285
Sorry I clicked on the wrong post.

>> No.19198325

>>19198267
Well the latest article came out yesterday. Sides it's only $60.

>> No.19198331

>>19198308
I cashed out yesterday too. Idk where to go today tho. May hold till later in the week

>> No.19198341
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19198341

You ready for the blood bath

>> No.19198348

>>19198268
I made 3 grand yesterday, don't even really care kek.

>>19198102
Nothing. I'm mostly cash but momentum trading with small amounts. This is a time we are gambling, not value investing. Keep a lot in cash, but, ride the waves a bit too. Like today even if it tanks, the ride up was so big you'll have made money selling as it falls. The volatility makes it easier to momentum trade because the swings up are stronger and you can detect the downward swings faster.

>> No.19198353

>>19198308
idk I guess I'd rather scoop something like AMD up at a dip and look away for 2 years and come back to my money tripled

I have precious metals as savings and fiat as emergency funds, and I keep cash on the sidelines for dips. I'd never be 100% cash. And the less effort I exert the better. If I can scoop something like JNJ cheap as hell, I won't sell it for years

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>>19198341
Ready and waiting

>> No.19198399

>>19198268
>dumping
hovering around -0.3% is not dumping bobo

>> No.19198422

Anyone buying jcp today? Is the Amazon deal happening?

>> No.19198425

Oh well. Guess I'm just a greedy bastard. $60 on JCP stock now, Amazon stock later via the backdoor. Or if nothing else make nice gains when the JCP stock takes off on the news. But fuck I may just wait for AMD to dip and start my bagging spree with my $60 I've got left over.

>> No.19198426

>>19198171
It's not too late. You only gonna get saltier anon. Oracle is confirmed integrating link in q3 among other incredibly bullish developments

>> No.19198428

Going over 300 today lads

>> No.19198438

>>19198374
>Fed Chairman Jerome Powell and Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin will testify before the Senate Banking Committee Tuesday morning.
Powell's on the case you Beary bear.

>> No.19198444

>>19198422
Tossed 20$ at it when it was 10c as a souvenir. What's the rumor?

>> No.19198445

Any TA fags here? What do you think about the current daily chart? Might forming a triple top?

>> No.19198448

>>19197307
If you scared go to church, faggot.

>> No.19198458

>>19198152
Because 34,000 contracts need to be sold today, otherwise 34,000,000 million barrels of oil get set for delivery that no one can receive.

>> No.19198463

>>19198438
Didn't everything tank the last time they spoke?

>> No.19198468

>>19198102
All in on Norwegian cruise. Unironically. Its going to surge in a few months once Boomers can pile on boats again.

>> No.19198469

>>19198235
Your mom's titties are old news anon

>> No.19198472

Bkd

>> No.19198476
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>>19198448

>> No.19198481

I'm done gambling options after this. Maybe I can go pro someday and trade spreads and stuff like that, but buying otm calls and hoping for the best is crap. Even if this one works out for me and I hope it does. It's bullshit watching the price go absurdly high at like 7am and I can't sell my calls until 9:30 and by then it will probably be back otm. Done

>> No.19198483

>>19198438
>Senate Banking Committee
Just how many financial overseers do we really have in the US? God damn

>> No.19198492
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Guys who don't like cunny: are you bisexual or why tf do you like other men's penis molecules rubbing around on your mouth when you kiss your 20+ used up whore gf? I literally don't understand the appeal of this but then I don't find men or cock very attractive in general.
Can anyone enlighten me on this subject?

>> No.19198498

>>19198438
Will there be a live feed?

>> No.19198508

>>19198492
>Guys who don't like cunny
Impossible

>> No.19198519

>>19198498
Search 'BBC' on xvideos

>> No.19198527

>>19198492
what if I like cunny and cock?

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>oil will be -30 before Wednesday
LMAOOOOOO

>> No.19198540

>>19198422
How fucking new or retarded are you

>> No.19198543

Here it is : https://www.banking.senate.gov/hearings/the-quarterly-cares-act-report-to-congress

>> No.19198565

>>19198539
People really bet on lightning striking twice

>> No.19198569

>>19198539
is Tuesday before Wednesday?

>> No.19198571

>>19198508
That was my thought but some guys make you wonder.
>>19198527
Well then at least you're honest instead of being like "noooo I hate cunny but I'm not gay I only kiss residual penis off my aged gf's whore lips"

>> No.19198573

>>19198569
I think so.

>> No.19198593
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>bad data

>> No.19198603

>>19198565
People really bet on gravity twice.

>> No.19198607

i’ve lost 1000$ trying to play the market in the past few weeks. should i just give up and throw the rest in index funds and wait, or is there something i can do to make that back quicker?

>> No.19198611
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coof coof

>> No.19198626

>>19198492

> if you don't like child porn you are gay

the day of the rope is coming soon for you

>> No.19198637

>>19198134
There's lots of ETF options for euro/asia if that's what you want. PPEM and PPDM are two examples of ETF that cover basically everything except the US.

>> No.19198640

>>19198607
I'm in the same boat but then I just found EAT stock has been pretty consistently bouncing between $18 and $23 so I buy when it's in the teens and sell in the 20s and I've gotten $500 back so far

>> No.19198643

>>19198565
thats a retarded way to describe it. Oil dropping to minus wasn't purely "by chance"

>> No.19198651

>>19198102
Wait for the crash like any sane man would.

>> No.19198665

>>19197330
Another ten to twenty percent day

You should have seen people AAAAAAAHHHHHHing because the market was closed in Canada yesterday and they thought they missed out on another day.

>> No.19198666

>>19198565
Please explain the current backwardation in the oil futures. Is oil suddenly scarce?!?

>> No.19198667

>>19198607
stop worrying about quicker - be patient and hold the fucking bags you chose, you'll get your money back and be smarter next time

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>there are anons here that aren't in oil

>> No.19198670

>>19198626
If not then explain your attraction to kissing where other men's dicks have been? Do you lick urinals and used condoms, too? I'm just trying to wrap my head around this.

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>>19198666
NOO IT'S A CONSPIRACY OIL INVENTORIES AREN'T GOING DOWN ANYWHERE SATELLITES ARE LYING AND SAUDIS ARE LYING ABOUT CUTTING OIL AAAAHHH

>> No.19198680

>>19198669
you should really be hedged, today of all days.

>> No.19198702

>>19198675
>dodges an explanation for why the current months futures cost more than next months futures when storage is at premium

>> No.19198704

>>19198607
>make that back quicker?
This mindset will guarantee you don't. Work on your shit and gains will come on their own.

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>>19198669
>there are tanks here not tanking tankers

>> No.19198713

>>19198680
Why? If it goes down, I'll just hodl it a bit more. Eventually, probably in a few months, it'll reach the moon. There's no risk in being long oil right now.

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19198727

SP3K2DAY

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>>19198702

>> No.19198741

>>19198713
>There's no risk in being long oil
It really depends on your tool. Just make sure you're not in deeper than what you're ok with losing 50% of.

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>>19198670
>kissing
ngmi

>> No.19198746

>>19198611
>Tfw chink coof

>> No.19198752

Should I invest in real estate or defense today?

I'm looking at STOR for real estate and maybe an ETF such as DFEN for defense.

>> No.19198755

>>19198741
Yeah, of course. This plan wouldn't work well with leveraged instruments. I'm in a plain certificate.

>> No.19198764

Got 1k, what to buy at open / premarket?

>> No.19198770

>>19198265
>>19198206
>>19198192
>>19198243
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-jc-penney-bankruptcy/j-c-penney-to-permanently-shut-about-242-stores-as-part-of-bankruptcy-plan-idUSKBN22U2EK

Retards.

>> No.19198775

>>19198764
Buy Chainlink

>> No.19198784

>>19198468
>Unironically.
What would an ironic share price surge be?

>> No.19198787

>>19198607
Start gambling on Russian table tennis. Just pick the favorite every time. My friend is up $2k since the start of the quarantine doing this.

>> No.19198795

>>19198775
Fuckoff to your shitcoin general, this is a thread for grown men.

>> No.19198802

>>19198492
Have you ever had a conversation with a woman? Because they get more insufferable the younger they are, and at least at 18 have tits and ass that make it worth it. You fags worship 2d images and talk about guys who have sex with women as if you're winning.

>> No.19198803

>>19198764
Buy SPXL at close then sell tomorrows open lol

>> No.19198804

>>19198741
>losing 50% of.
The worst is over, dude. WTI won't go under 20 again.

>> No.19198809

>>19198426
No. Absolutely not. I'm so happy to never touch coins again

>> No.19198810

time for mcdonalds
I better be fucking rich at 9:30. I can't take much more of this hard waging. My right arm is killing me and I'm going to have to try using my left arm more today. And my feet hurt. I hope I'm rich at market open and I can tell my boss he can only have me for 25 hours a week instead of 80

>> No.19198822

>>19198734
Fuck off retard that doesn't explain the current backwardation

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>>19198804
We'll have to see.

>> No.19198835

>>19198810
wagie wagie don't forget customer is king!

>> No.19198847

>>19198445
There's definitely some resistance here. It's funny that SPY closed right at 295 yesterday.

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DUMP INCOMING

>> No.19198869

So I'm a greedy bastard ok, I can't help it. Honestly can't blame a guy for wanting Amazon stock on the cheap..

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>>19198341
Do it, you nerd.

>> No.19198882

>>19198863
Circuit breaker when

>> No.19198902

>>19198764
Open is still like 30 minutes away. We could be at war with Iran by then. Ask again in like another 25 minutes.

>> No.19198903

>>19198863
literally a pullback from a 3% day yesterday
red at open and then will go green into EOD

>> No.19198905

>>19198863
That didn't age well. Nasdaq the god indices is green again.

>>19198847
I agree.

>> No.19198922

>>19198863
There'll just be a short dip, feds will print it away

>> No.19198924

>>19198445
295 is strong and it hasn't even touched the 200 SMA yet. There is slightly more volume this time so we'll have to see but my hunch is that it's going down nigga.

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>>19198882
Not for a few years.

>> No.19198946

>>19198903
>red at open
The futures are hardly red. This may be another bvll day.

>> No.19198951

>>19198539
Jokes on you, you screencap'd something when ordered to

>> No.19198963

reminder the current bull market sentiment is based on a vaccine trial with E I G H T participants

>> No.19198965
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ANOTHER GREEN DAY LADS

>> No.19198970

>>19198640
i'll check that out - thanks anon

>>19198667
whenver something loses i pussy out and sell. guess i should just hold on to it till its positive?

>>19198704
just hold and wait you think? or research the stocks better or what?

>> No.19198977
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LMAOING AT ALL THE OIL SHORTING RETARDS

>> No.19198983

Cramer downgrading my ET, Cramer can go fuck himself

>> No.19198984

>>19198902
War war war, war with Iran
(War war war)
War war war with Iraaaan
Take my saaaaand
War with Iraaaan
You've got Jews sweatin' and kvetchin'
Hopin' you'll invade 'em now
War war war, war with Iran
-Brian Wilson, 2020

>> No.19198992

>>19198963
20% of which had UNDISCLOSED severe side effects

>> No.19199003

Hope the tech bag pops soon. Getting AMD at 50% off would be sweet

>> No.19199011

>>19198977
it's going to moon to 40+ because of this soon

>> No.19199012

>>19198970
>just hold and wait you think? or research the stocks better or what?
If you have to ask that it's obvious that you need to learn both FA and TA. There are no shortcuts.

>> No.19199013

>>19198992
How the fuck do you get 20% of 8, retard?

>> No.19199015

>>19198963
>bad news: priced in
>worse news: priced in
>everything being overpriced: priced in
>vaccine trial that realistically has minimal odds of actually working out: not priced in

>> No.19199018

I'm getting fucked on my GLD puts. Why would people buy GLD when you can get SPY for under $300 still?

>> No.19199026

I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT MY CALL
FUCK MEEEEEEEEEE

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>>19197041
witches are fucking cute
>>19198983
never ever forget that cramer said to long bear sterns right before the 2008 crash. He's an idiot of the highest caliber

>> No.19199036

>>19198963
in which 100% of the participants developed antibodies

>> No.19199046

>>19198809
Well consider throwing some chump change at it. I strongly expect you to recall and rue this conversation later this year.

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>>19198802
2d is far superior

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>>19198963
>https://www.cnbc.com/2020/05/18/coronavirus-astrazeneca-aims-to-distribute-vaccine-in-uk-by-september.html
Are you talking about this? Seems like they've done their work properly, desu.

>> No.19199069

>>19199027
Kawaii desu

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>>19199026
dont buy the top!

>> No.19199090

Crabbbbbyyy

>> No.19199092

>>19199036
The first working MRNA vaccine? Convenient.

Lest we forget, though: remdesivir and hydroxychloroquine. Those among others, surely.

>> No.19199095

>>19199013
The trial had more than 8 people. 8 is just the number of people with positive data.

>> No.19199096

>>19199064
he means this one, britbong
https://investors.modernatx.com/news-releases/news-release-details/moderna-announces-positive-interim-phase-1-data-its-mrna-vaccine

>> No.19199100

TNP up 13.1% in pre-market

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TradingView is acting up. I feel it.

>> No.19199112

>>19199064
Nobody cares about this fake UK drug. Market pumped because of moderna doing some PnD.

>> No.19199114

>>19199096
Why care about that one? Based AZN began testing on people in april and are, presumably, already producing their product.

>> No.19199125

>>19199095
Oh yeah dude sorry, the drug had an effect on 8 out of 45 people lol so much better

>> No.19199133

>>19199013
My bad, 20% of 15 in a preliminary study

>> No.19199147

>>19198963

ive played with enough biotechs

>> No.19199150

>>19199114
>Why care about that one?

cause its american, no one wants your socialist nhs globalism sissification injections

>> No.19199165

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?!?!

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>>19199064
interesting that somebody develops a vaccine in six months when they still have no vaccine for SARS or any other older corona viruses despite of trying to do so for decades

>> No.19199192

>>19199174
Maybe because SARS was actually containable?

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>>19199174
the incentive to put time into the wuhan virus is about 1000 times greater

>> No.19199211

And the oil is back at 32$

>> No.19199219

Second wave confirmed

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/over-100-million-in-china-e2-80-99s-northeast-face-renewed-lockdown/ar-BB14ev9M

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>>19199219

>> No.19199250

>>19199192
Coronavirus is literally the common cold. How is there some novel approach to curing it that nobody tried until covid-19 happened that they can figure out in less than a year? Was there no money in curing the common cold before this?

>> No.19199254

>>19199219
yet they reported 7 cases yesterday. Are the chinks retarded, I mean if you are gonna lie at least make it believable.

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>>19199219
it was never over in china, same wave the numbers just got so big they couldn't cover it up any more. so they call it a second wave and slap a "foreigners brought it back" sticker on it.

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SHRM GAPPING UP 30%

SHRM GAPPING UP 30%

SHRM GAPPING UP 30%

>> No.19199277

LK IS GETTING DELISTED FROM NASDAQ
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

cook the rice pay the price

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>my junk tech stocks are actually up pre-market
This is interesting.

>> No.19199286

>>19197666
Rolling and hoping draft kings moons

>> No.19199289

>>19199250
most common colds are rhinoviruses. coronavirus is slightly different iirc.

>> No.19199292

>>19199207
Ah yes, they just didn't try in the past.

Lol, same as how everyone keeps being like "The stock market can't crash. they'll pump it!"

Wow! Wonder why no one ever thought of that one before?

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>>19199207
yes perhaps, but in general the talk was that it is nearly impossible to create a vaccine for coronas for their differ nature, unlike for
influenca. i would not personally take any
vaccine even if you paid me to do so. it's highly likely it is useless (all vaccines dont make you bulletproof they just increase your chances being immune) and does not work, or it is dangerous resulting you to have too large dose of the virus

>> No.19199307

>>19199165
>S&P propped up solely by people dumping into the safety of FAANG

bobo is going to be just fine

>> No.19199310

>>19199250
>Coronavirus is literally the common cold

You are a retard, the common cold does not put 20% of patients in a hospital. Politicians were scared of the carnage and reelection and took some extreme measures, but that doesnt mean its nothingburger.

>> No.19199313

>>19199219
But the WHO said China was good boys and easily contained the virus and nothing was really wrong.

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>>19199049
true

>> No.19199329

>>19199289
Shut up stupid science bitch

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>>19199266
>pink sheets

>> No.19199346

>>19199310
LMAO, this is what democrats actually believe!

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Noon investor here. About a month back I bought a handful of shares in a company, cheap, and then it mooned. I can't really afford to buy new stock in this company now since I'm not sitting on a lot of cash. Do I just sit on the few shares I have and wait for a big red day to buy in more in the future? Any other ideas?

>> No.19199348

>>19199266
Buying in this morning regardless. All these boomers talking about it being a pnd are going to miss the boat on this. Heard the same shit when cannabis was around. "Son pot is the devils lettuce and will never have a place in our society. Why would I invest it it? Oh, the stock was up 100% since listing, ya its going to dump".... And it pumped for a year and a half. Sorry grandpa. Sit this one out.

>> No.19199365

>>19199346
I'm not even american you dumb yank.

>> No.19199371

HD missed earnings. I'm feeling Puts on Lowe's?

>> No.19199376

With TD Ameritrade, is there any way to see total amount of money I've transferred into my account?

I know I can manually add up every transfer I've done but is there somewhere to see the total amount?

>> No.19199387

>>19199347
can I ask what you know about this big red day? Other than your ass

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Is this a good jew number? Am I a good goyim?

>> No.19199390

FOMO into YCBD before it's too late frens sure you'll never get to my .85 basis but hey $2 will look good too when we hit 6

>> No.19199394

>>19199376
Your monthly statements have it. I don't know where else they list it.

>> No.19199399

>>19199386
why are you posting this here?

>> No.19199403

>>19199386
anything under 800 is nigger tier

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>>19198863
Wrong, bucko

>> No.19199423

>>19198977
why are you bullish on oil

>> No.19199429

I need ACB to moon more, who ACB calls here?

>> No.19199430

Home Depot you fuck

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>>19199386
not good enough goy. i'm gonna hit 800 next year.

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hold on to your dick n balls here we go!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19199439

>>19199387
Eventually there will be a day where markets are down. Spooky.

>> No.19199442

>>19199429
After that pump yesterday? You must be a heavy user of their products

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Imagine not investing

>> No.19199452

>>19199376
Yes goy take out some leverage

>> No.19199453

>>19199386
Wtf is this

>> No.19199454

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19199456

>>19199439
you mean like 2-3 days a week? Not all red qualifies as big red and we had a massive red in march, they don't happen very frequently

>> No.19199459

>>19199289
>>19199310
So both of you guys think nobody in the industry put serious effort into curing coronavirus before this even though it's been a scourge for decades and it turns out that it's actually pretty easy and it can be done in a year? Do you think this is how real life works?

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Buy the dip

>> No.19199477

>>19199437
But I need two hands to do that! How can i clicky too?!

>> No.19199480

>>19199442
this, I cant believe this retard held over night

>> No.19199482

did Jerome already have his speech today?

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I don't understand this

>> No.19199496

>>19199451
It has pig in the name. I don't invest in pigs.

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OH GOD MARKETS ARE BLOOD GREEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.19199511

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>19199386
no, anything below 800 is baby tier

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WHY IS TRADINGVIEW SO SLOW TODAY AAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.19199520

>>19199494
ditto - who the fuck is renting cars rn. i dont get how any travel-based stocks are doing well. in a few months maybe...

>> No.19199521

>>19199459
no i think they had a vaccine or the general idea for how to develop it for years but it was never profitable to fully research and produce it until now

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>>19199498

>> No.19199528

>>19199431
>>19199386
Paid off my car. And last of credit card debt. That combined with my school loan being forced into forbearance caused my score to drop almost 60 pts. Fuck me. 825- 760's. Cant fuckingggggg win

>> No.19199527

>>19199219
Bullish.

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GOD DAMN IT GOLD GET THE FUCK BACK TO BELOW $160. FAKE GOLD RALLY IS GAY AND FAKKE!~

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SHRM IS LOVE

SHRM IS LIFE

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>>19199456
Yeah so is it better to just bag hold the shares I have (I think there's still room for upward movement so I'm not ready to sell yet) or are there other options for me since I don't have much cash to work with at the moment?

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new

>>19199538
>>19199538
>>19199538

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thank you, Mr. Zuckerberg

>> No.19199569

>>19199524
kys

>> No.19199578

>>19199482
Speech starts 10 am eastern time

>> No.19199617

what do you do when your accounts start to gain more than your contributions anyways. is there a point where it makes sense to stop contributing and focus on something else

>> No.19199623

>>19199494
Just a bounce back on yesterday's good news. They've been tanking worse than airlines.

>> No.19199642

>>19199549
No

>> No.19199732

>>19198102
RCL

>> No.19199749

well fuck my big toenail fell off. Hurt my toe like 5 months ago so about time.

>> No.19199768

>>19199578
Link?

>> No.19199783

>>19199749
>Just before the summer

Shit sucks man

>> No.19199964

>>19198492
Based cunnybro

>> No.19200036

>>19198744
>not kissing tender lips that never touched another man's cock
Ngmi

>> No.19200064

>>19198802
>they get more insufferable the younger they are
It's literally the opposite

>> No.19200215

>>19199266
Does this guy ever shut up about SHRM. He's annoying just like the guy who keeps posting the duck and the dividend obsessed guy.

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>>19198341

>> No.19200474
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19200474

I think we're probably going into a downtrend soon, maybe starting Wednesday or Thursday. The Tenkan and Kijun look to be crossing over quite soon, S&P seems to be struggling with that bit of resistance there. Also BTC also is narrowing at the same time so I think the attitude is turning around in all markets at once.

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>check your broker account to see how much money is left after your BIG SHORT
>cry and log out

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>>19200952
it'll be okay anon. I just finally went back into the green from the intense and severe ass fucking corona-chan gave me when she first showed up. Making a mistake and going deep into the red isn't the end of the world, you can trade back out of the hole.

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>>19200952
>>19201116