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19192663 No.19192663 [Reply] [Original]

Punjar awakens after a long night of spamming biz with Uniswap shit tokens.

>> No.19192713
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The streets were enpty. This was the serene moment he was hoping for to release his bowels just outside his neighbors hut. A sign of respect in his little village of Poonjabaloo.

As his curry shits exploded from his anus, Punjar checked blockfolio.

"Success"

>> No.19192730
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My village will be so proud of me. I stole money from those idiot Americans!

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The village celebrated like they never have before. Everyone took to shitting on the streets, and in typical Punjabi tradition, they had a poo flinging celebration.

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With "Punjar!" "Punjar!" being shouted in the streets, our hero left to his peacefulness.Soon he will shill another 25 new Uniswap microcap tokens. His long day begins, but first he must gather inspiration.

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His village depends on him, he will always be here, posting, pooing, ruining the board that gives him so much.

>> No.19193143

>>19192663

The funny thing is that it's not even poos but fellow anons wanting to get rich quick and screw over everyone else.