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>trying to find an internship for experience

>every internship needs experience before hand

>> No.19184797

Just lie

>> No.19184803

>>19184789
>every internship needs experience before hand
what shit internship requires experience?

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>>19184797
>Have to destroy the purity of your immortal soul to get a job in this shitshow economy
We really are in hell, aren't we? "Life" as we know it is just all one big test to see if we get to advance to heaven, or have to start over from square 1 again, right?

>> No.19184881

>>19184866
You think a heaven exists for us? It's just eternal pain and death anon.

>> No.19184901

Just lie on your resume and make it about something that they cant trace back to. Also make sure its something that you know a little bit about.

When I was 17 I lied on my resume and got an internship

>> No.19184927

>>19184797
>>19184803
I am applying for a tech internship and they are asking for previous work experience and volunteering/clubs. Ive been flipping burgers at Mcdonalds the past year. I dont know what to tell them

>> No.19184931

>>19184789
Holy shit imagine not already having a comfy career and plehora of connections pre corona. absolutely yikes and cringe from me dude.

>> No.19184941

>>19184803
every internship that's worth doing

>> No.19184956

>>19184789
I lied on my resume when I applied for my first real IT job after graduating. I said I had like 3 years exp. I did have certs tho

>> No.19184965

>>19184941
>do an internship which is not worth but pumps your vc
>???
>profit

i know this is the absolute state, but it is what it is. either stay poor or make it.

>> No.19184979

>>19184927
Just make up some fake company and say you did shit you already know about. For clubs/volunteering, just make up shit and say you did it in school.
Much of the time, they don't check to even see if the previous employer is real and they'll never go into your school history.

>> No.19185158

>>19184927
tell them you worked as a food technician at a fortune 500 company