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SHOULD'VE BOUGHT THE FUCKING DIP LAST WEEK EDITION
V-shaped recovery, CONFIRMED!!!

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/cbt/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.19183649
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ooooooooooooooooooooooo

can we hold 2960 bros?

>> No.19183659

Fuck anime

>> No.19183668

How long til $4000? July?

>> No.19183676

BOBO


BOBO ARE YOU OK


BOBO TELL ME IF YOU'RE OK

>> No.19183680
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300 SPY EOD

>> No.19183684

LYV is up 14% today. Good short opportunity?

>> No.19183688
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19183688

>>19183659
Anime imageboard,

>> No.19183687

We did it bros, we solved the economy!

>> No.19183689

>>19183495 #
A lot of local businesses have announced they're closing permanently. Retail chains are entering bankruptcy. The unemployment "raise" is keeping the average person happy for now, but things could go downhill fast when CARES runs out.

>> No.19183696

>>19183668
Next week

>> No.19183702

>>19183659
if only

>> No.19183705

>>19183610
Are you in your 60's? Why the fuck would you do that?

>> No.19183710

>>19183689
when does CARES run out?

>> No.19183719

>>19183696
No meme answers please

>> No.19183720

Typical time to develop a vaccine is 16 years

>> No.19183722

>>19183688
Blessed Post>>19183689

>> No.19183735

>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
>https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129
https://www.strawpoll.me/20090129


plz repond

>> No.19183740

WHY IS NASDAQ BEING SUCH A FUCKING BITCH AND UNDER PERFORMING

>> No.19183742
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>>19183720
>16 years
You mean months.

>> No.19183743

>>19183719
Not a meme. Today is only the beginning

>> No.19183744
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TO THE MOON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

>> No.19183750
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>>19183659

>> No.19183751

WHY THE FUCK IS PELOTON DUMPING SO HARD TODAY?

>> No.19183758
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19183758

SOXL is the answer

>> No.19183759

>>19183720
Well every bitch with a microscope is working on this right now.

>> No.19183762
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>>19183689
>bunch of service businesses are going broke! this is the end of the world!!1!!!

>> No.19183765

>>19183720
Time for your puts to expire worthless _________

>> No.19183768
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19183768

God damn bros. I had SPY 290c 5/20 I sold for $4.55 and its at $6.83 now. Missed out on $1300 more.

>> No.19183772

when the fuck is the sell off? after hours?

>> No.19183774

>>19183742
Fastest it's ever taken humans to develop a vaccine is 4 years

>> No.19183773

>>19183705
I've been in cash since 2018, swung into stocks around march 13, but dipped out on april 14ish, and now I'm dipping out again. I don't believe in this run and I don't believe in these valuations. I'll DCA when things have stopped being such a shit show.

>> No.19183782

>>19183751
Now that the Great Nothingburger of 2020 is over, people are going outside to ride their bikes again.

>> No.19183783

Never new that stock market is that fake and gay. I am going back to crypto. Shitcoins are even more rational than this shit.

>> No.19183785
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19183785

Whos ready for the epic dump before close?

>> No.19183788

>>19183758
Inferior to TQQQ

>> No.19183789

I have £3000 of my net worth in an index fund and £15,000 in cash. I feel like there will be a second dip but I don't need the money. Should I keep it in there or just take it out and invest it back when I feel like it?

>> No.19183792

>>19183735
Based market sentiment analysis

>> No.19183798
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19183798

NAILchads WE HAMMERIN

>> No.19183799

>>19183740
Because it's the only index bought by people who have functional brains therefore they know what they're buying.

Compare this with DOW or SPY which is just completely unsupported bull rush right now and it's going to fucking crash tomorrow.

Mark my words anon, short SPY/DOW tomorrow.

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>>19183772
Who even knows anymore. This might actually be the bullrun. We dont know why or how but here it is.

>> No.19183811

This pump is unsustainable. Sell for profits and buy the dip later this week

>> No.19183813

>>19183525
I wonder who came up with that fiboshit.
>hmm I need some new stock market dd
>*checks math book*
>pi? circles and stuff.. nah
>e? something about differentials.. eh
>feigenbaum? what is this shit?
>phi? golden ratio? perfect
>*smacks some lines on chart that barely have anything to do with phi*
>*adds 0.5 line because ayyy lmao*

>> No.19183814

>>19183788
Incorrect.

>> No.19183816

>>19183759
The technology necessary to speed up vaccine development would speed up time.

>> No.19183822
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19183822

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LETS GO BOYS

>> No.19183823

>>19183735
Completely split down the middle, how appropriate

>> No.19183826

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHERES THE DUMP WHERES THE RUG PULL

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

>> No.19183827

>>19183773
>missing out on the bull run of his lifetime in his RETIREMENT ACCOUNT because he thinks he can outsmart the market
I hope you remember this moment when your kids throw you in the cheapest old folks home they can find

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19183839

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>> No.19183849

>>19183688
>>19183750
when are you gonna transition bro?

>> No.19183851

>>19183740
RUSSELCHADS FINNA RISE UP!

>> No.19183853

Not sure if its been shilled here yet, but word on the street is HUYA is going to kill it on earnings this Wednesday.

They are basically a Chinese Twitch rip off. Personally I'm holding calls but may be worth just getting some normie shares.

>> No.19183854

>>19183826
stocks only go up brah

>> No.19183857

So is nobody going to crash this market? Everyone just survives?

>> No.19183861

>>19183811
seething cope

>> No.19183862
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19183862

So this is it?
Bear market is over?

>> No.19183864

>>19183857
the dump has been rescheduled for tomorrow

>> No.19183867

>>19183827
I'll die with honor.
You can talk to my gains. I already have enough to cover all of the projected growth I need for 2020.

>> No.19183872

TO


THE


FUCKING


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>19183839
take your meds

>> No.19183877

HOLY FUG ITS HABBENING AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THE GREAT BULL LIFT OFF IS HERE S&P 5000 INCOMING BROS WE MADE IT

>> No.19183878

>>19183710
July 31st

>>19183762
It's not the end of the world, but rather a significant economic shift. Many small businesses will die, and larger chains will take their place. This consolidates wealth and amplifies class divisions.

>> No.19183881
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BREAKING:
WARREN SHITS DIAPER AFTER SEEING AIRLINES TODAY

>> No.19183884
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19183884

How should I proceed with SPY? I have $800

>> No.19183888

>>19183857
No jobs, bankruptcy, no earnings, second wave and severe overvaluation are priced in.

>> No.19183893
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>>19183814
At all points in time

>> No.19183897
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>>19183822

>> No.19183905
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>>19183849

>> No.19183912

>>19183774
It's the current year dude, 1920 was 100 years ago. Technology has advanced and who knows maybe we'll discover new ways to develop vaccines faster in the future.

>> No.19183925
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>>19183849
The day you go back to plebbit.

>> No.19183927
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>>19183881
Boomer not getting his insider info anymore

>> No.19183928

>>19183878
Larger chains are the stock market. I don’t care about muh small businesses, them dying makes my lines go up

>> No.19183932
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19183932

I used to be financially ruined.
But since I became a Bull, I'm only financially unstable now.

>> No.19183936

>>19183853
im fucking all in anon. need not say anymore. $140 DOLLARS INTO HUYA BABY

>> No.19183941

>>19183773
African human, I believe this is going to be the bull trap to end all bull traps and I'm 100% bull in my retirement fund because unless you have insider information or are planning on retiring (relatively) shortly that's what it's for.

>> No.19183947

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhAFbwoaH7o

>> No.19183949
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19183949

+995.97 (4.20%)
HOLY FUCK DUDE WEED

>> No.19183950
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>>19183849
I already am a cute anime girl

>> No.19183957

The thing is, the market was pumped from the start

>> No.19183959
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>>19183881
h-he's a long term investor

>> No.19183961

>SHOP
>ZM

serves you right

>> No.19183964

>>19183905
>>19183925
have you guys decided on names?

>> No.19183968
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Jeeeebus... this is so fucking bullish if SPX holds.

>up 35% on bili
>earnings after the bell
I think I’ve got to jump ship.

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19183972

>no DOMPENING at 3:40 PM
Looks like I'll have to hold SDOW until tomorrow.

>> No.19183976

>>19183949
based

>> No.19183980

>>19183881
BOOMERS
T
F
O

>> No.19183981

>>19183720
Correction: Typical time to develop a vaccine WAS 16 years.

>> No.19183985

DOW 1000 SLUMPF IS PUMPING POWELL IS PRINTING AND BOBOS ARE DYING

>> No.19183988

I took an absolute beating on SCO. Is there any chance I can recoup my losses or did I just get fucked?

>> No.19183994

>>19183884
You got more from that artist?

>> No.19183998

>>19183964
Yeah, you can call me your highness.

>> No.19183999

>>19183968
dump this garbage you retard, the only thing earning money in china are BABA and JD

>> No.19184007

>>19183968
>$67.72
kek, yeah you better not get greedy there anon

>> No.19184008

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.19184016

>>19183893
Except the future

>> No.19184025

>>19183998
cute

>> No.19184026 [DELETED] 
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........................
FUCK BOBOS
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK SPICS

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FUCK BUFFET

>> No.19184034
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19184034

>tfw gains but getting depressed in isolation
i guess money doesn't buy happiness
gotta hold out i guess

>> No.19184038

I put up stop losses. This has to sell off. Vaccine pump is almost always bullshit.

>> No.19184042
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>>19183972
Short covering keeping us alive

Bears not just BTFO, but humiliated too

>> No.19184045

WE ARE THE SQQQ MARINES AND WE ARE NOT. FUCKING. BUYING.

>> No.19184052
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>>19183807
The market turns unexpectedly, when everyone thought that the market will crash today just because it was red the entire last week. The market doesn't listen to TAfags, hence it's called the free market.

>> No.19184053
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>>19184026
nigger literally bought high and sold low, but hey maybe he's right and all the airlines are gonna vanish into this thing and we /hyperloop/ now

>> No.19184054

>24,7
24,7
>24,7
24,7
>24,7
24,7
>24,7
24,7

>> No.19184060

>>19183941
>to be the bull trap to end all bull traps
Did you mean bear trap? I fully intend to use the 401(k) balance for a mortgage loan in the near future. I don't see stocks outperforming the value added by debt and a house for the next 7 years or so. I don't like having my account as more than 20-40% cash and bonds, but I really don't like this market. it freaks me out. As you said, the bulltrap to end all bulltraps. I don't want to lose my balance, do you? I can deal with missing out. I save and invest additional money outside of that account.

>> No.19184066

>>19183905
Look pal, you are gonna be posting this same "haha, I'm just a cute anime girl" shit in 15 years, save yourself time and just get the Estradiol script already.

>> No.19184070

online retail getting hammered finally.

>> No.19184072

>>19183853
A bit too late to buy calls imo

>> No.19184073
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19184073

>30% unemployment?
PRICED IN
>50% quarterly losses?
PRICED IN
>Massive debt and bankruptcy?
PRICED IN
>Mortgages failing?
PRICED IN
>World War 3?
PRICED IN
>vaccine?
NOT PRICED IN!
BULL RUN BUY BUY BUY!

>> No.19184074

We are going to be red tomorrow on the pullback arent we?

>> No.19184075

I like the pump but holy shit volume is so gay, even with the PREMARKET its lower than last week. What do?

>> No.19184076
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>>19183881
Fuck Warren R*ddit and FUCK GLOBALIST SHILLS

>> No.19184080

OHHHH NO NO NO WHAT IS THAT

>> No.19184081

God DAMN I wish I had bought halliburton

>> No.19184084

>>19183688
That doesn't change the fact that you're a mentally ill faggot who self inserts as a chink cartoon character. All of the popular boards are almost anime free anyway. The zeitgeist changed. You're a werido on your own website...well it's not your website nor is it an anime website but you get the point.

>> No.19184100

>>19184076
Its time to ship that faggot boomer globalist to the chinks

>> No.19184105

THIS IS IT BOYS

I’M BUYING AMD CALLS AGAIN

>> No.19184112

>>19184052
TA is algo vodoo. But this rallye today was just weird.
>>19184074
>Pullbacks
>2020
Anon-sama....

>> No.19184116

Hmmm, I'm thinking 290p June 19, we are gonna have red sometime this week, gotta blow off steam with these fucking pumps.

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>>19184053
>memetunnel
Kek

>> No.19184132

im gonna hold SQQQ overnight fuck it

>> No.19184133
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>red candle forming

>> No.19184138

I believe in Buffet

>> No.19184146

>>19184132
Ouch

>> No.19184148
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>MRNA is up unironic 50% since open
>AMD is struggling to break 2%

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>>19184076
OK, now THAT is based.

>> No.19184159

>>19184132
actual madman.

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>>19184084
I think you are the mentally ill weirdo going to an anonymous japanese-style anime imageboard to pretend you know people and to shit on anime.
Get a life.

>> No.19184162

>>19184132
Thank you for your sacrifice anon, the Tree of the Golden Bull has to be nourished with the tears of Bobo periodically

>> No.19184164

STOP FUCKING SELLING

>> No.19184170
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>HODL TANKERCHADS MUH SEACATSS

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>>19184138
Is this you?
https://stocktwits.com/berkshirefanclub

>> No.19184180

>>19184072
Ah, well we'll see what tomorrow brings, but don't think I'll be holding after tomorrow unless I go red on them. They're good till July.

>>19184038
This, its a stupid cycle of "Stocks sell off amid new virus fears" and "Stocks rally on possible vaccine"

>> No.19184185

>>19183659
He doesn't know...

>> No.19184187

>25% unemployment, a third of landlords not going to get rent, retail sector cleared out, tourism dead
>HOLY SHIT THERE MIGHT BE A VACCINE IN SIX MONTHS BUY BUY BUY

What the fuck is wrong with investors

>> No.19184188

>>19184052
the free market died a long time ago when the fed was allowed to interfere in it.

>> No.19184190

PUMP THE DOW TO +1000!!

Theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtyF0jux2Q

>> No.19184194

NOOOOO YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO DOOOMP

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>>19184138
>no you don't

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>>19184125

>> No.19184211

>those mad DAX jumps
Nigga?

>> No.19184213

clack

>> No.19184216

>>19184187
NEW PARADIGM


NEW BULL MARKET

>> No.19184228
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19184228

>subhumans hating Buffett cuz they ain’t buffett

>>19184125
Looks like they finally created an ending to Inuyasha, only to create a boruto of it immediately afterwards...

>> No.19184229

>>19183893
Today, 15 vs 5 $. SOXL is an amassing swing trade

>> No.19184235

LMAO BULLS ARE PRAYING FOR MARKET CLOSE TO COME QUICKLY

SORRY, WE STILL HAVE 3 MINUTES TO GO!
PLENTY OF PROFIT TAKING STILL TO HAPPEN

>> No.19184236
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>>19184187
BACK
TO
NORMAL

>> No.19184243

>19181673
You sound like a woman whose gone mad
>"reeeee stocks can only go up, if you want it to go down you are evil!!!"

That's what you sound like. People like you are the reason I want it to crash. Overvalued? Nah in your brain it's fair value. Hey how about I sell you a banana for $500 usd? No? Why not?
>food company raises banana prices monopolistically to $500
>You: truly this is great the stocks value has gone up
>Also you: proceeds to pay $500 because a big company says fair value is $500
>of course you again: reeeee if you want banana prices to go down you are evil!!!

You are one of those types of people that piss me off a lot.

t. Have big gains in stocks but id rather they crash so you can get mad af

>> No.19184248

>>19184187
Canned headlines to "explain" market movement for clicks. It's not pumping on vaccine news at all.

>> No.19184249
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>DOW up 4% today

>> No.19184261

clack clack

>> No.19184263

Couple of big red dicks hitting to finish off the day

>> No.19184269
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AAAAAAAAND POSITION CLOSED

+$15k today /biz/

>> No.19184273

>>19184261
FUCK YOU CRABS

>> No.19184280

>>19184200
Fuck
>>19184228
That's a shame. Also, would any anon know the ETA on when oil contracts lock in? Want to get myself setup and /comfy/ to watch the sequel live again.

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WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN?

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>>19183813

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>>19184187
You have to go back

>> No.19184306

OH NO BULL BROS WE GOT COCKY

>> No.19184309

CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.19184310
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SPY 296 REJECTED AGAIN! JUST LIKE APRIL 29!

>> No.19184313

>>19184187
What the fuck is wrong with you retards who haven't figured out that the stock market never was a direct reflection of the economy? You newfags are such morons. Buy more TVIX if you think it's going to crash. You can go to the old threads from Friday and see the TVIX "Chads" who got mega burned on their retarded investments you bitch made nigger.

>> No.19184318

>>19184269
how did you do it man? short term calls on SPY ?

>> No.19184324

>>19184269
What was your play?

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>AMD UP 0.7% WHILE EVERYTHING ELSE INCLUDING MRNA IS UP 10-50%
I'M NEVER HOLDING THIS DEADWEIGHT TRASH EVER AGAIN

>> No.19184331

>>19184309
>>19184261
Remember when bears were doomposting all weekend because of GS and buffett? I remember

>> No.19184335

>>19184248
Oh? And you know the truth?

>> No.19184337

>>19184269
not even 1k RPL and a MASSIVE UPL red dick waiting for my tight ass

>> No.19184341

We did it bulls!

>> No.19184342

BULLBROS are kill. Triple top, back to 260. :)

>> No.19184349

AFTER HOURS UP 4.5%

>> No.19184350

Crab market confirmed. Bulls couldn't hold it above 296. See you back at 280 next week. Wake me up when this whole shit is over, meanwhile trading crypto.

>> No.19184358

REEEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP POWELL UNLESS YOUR GONNA PUMP IT

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19184360

No chili?
Well.

DING DING DING

How did you do today lads?
Closed everything at open for my weekly 2% of premiums and then just watched this weird rallye.

>> No.19184361

>>19184331
CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.19184373

>>19184325
AMD is strictly for swing trading until they gib divvie.

>> No.19184374

>>19184187
>he's still holding onto the corona meme
turns out it was just a bad flu after all

>> No.19184377

>Taking an aftermarket Donald Dump
Hopefully futureniggers can save me

>> No.19184380

>>19184318
Yeah probably 0DTE SPY play

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>made more on acb on my phone than I made pushing dope in my highschool and with zero trouble with five o on top of that
What a time to be alive

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>>19184306
Solid day bro, there's always people offloading bags on days like this at the end

+3% is great

>> No.19184393

>>19184325
When did you buy? Why not sell covered calls? Its pretty much free money. Hell, it is THE option stocks

>> No.19184398
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.03%, powerful day despite how much cash I'm holding. No big plays, sold some covvies, caught a nice 20% off a ludicrous call sweep in BHC, held positions did p good. Congrats to many cult classic stocks, too many to name gapped up bigly. Also to BILI, sorry I didn't trust your cuties ;_;
Indices sustaining at these levels seems like a very good sign, remains to be seen how the ominous imbalance on the COT plays out. I hafta vacuum the house before going to work, maybe not too many poasts today

>> No.19184405

>>19184325
It's because AMD is flagged as a "pro quarantine" stock.

>> No.19184406

>>19184349
Afters hours already below 295

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>>19183735
looking bullish

>> No.19184416

>>19184381
>acb
Hope you're not long. Garbage company.

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>>19184360
Up 57.9% over the last 2 months

>> No.19184421

Entered positions at close, predict my future anon

>> No.19184420

Buy RPV calls now

>> No.19184422

>>19184398
UAL up 20% and RTX up 10%

Too bad I don't have much money at play :cri:

>> No.19184429

>>19184398
up 6.94% today
certainly have had worse days

>> No.19184432

>>19184243
>Doesn't know how to quote, greentexts instead

Lol faggot, welcome to your first day on 4chan, I see you chose to roleplay a retard.

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19184437

Sold my SOXL to buy the next dip; figure I got a couple more months of volatility to swing trade

>inb4 bzzzzz BZZZZZ "he sold? PUMP EET FOREVER"

>> No.19184446 [DELETED] 

>>19184187
Remember in 2009 when Republicans swore up and down you couldn't print and spend your way out of a recession?

Well there's a Republican President now, baby, and no such concern anymore. The Fed's dumping $5T in easing and the Government's dumping $5T in deficit spending. If the SP ever looks like its in danger of falling below 2k again then the Fed will just buy stocks until it isn't. Its a whole new paradigm motherfucker.

Remember to vote for Trump in November or else the GOP will go back to filibustering stimulus packages and we'll all be doomed.

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>>19184398
VERY nice day

>> No.19184454

>>19183735
needs a don't know or crab option to be scientific. won't vote

>> No.19184456

>>19184406
totally irrelevant

>> No.19184457

>>19184398
I shorted oil and lost everything

>> No.19184463

>preliminary vaccine trials successful
>preliminary only
>stocks rally
i knew financefags are absolute fucking dummies, but really? this is like throwing money at a kickstarter video game purely based on its concept art.

>> No.19184466

>>19184398

+15% good day. No money to make any trades but it was nice focusing on other things and just enjoying checking the charts every now and then

>> No.19184467

>>19184398
Up 432.96% on the day. I was up to +540% at one point but the pullback eod fucked me. Hoping for a repeat tomorrow with another poomp

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What a comfy day. Did anyone make much of a loss?
I think we all made money here

>> No.19184474

>>19184398
>BILI, sorry I didn't trust your cuties ;_;
I took profits before the close, I hope earnings gives me a better entry!

Kind of a shit day for me, o don’t have much exposure to the names that won big today, and I held too much UVXY.

UVXY and SVXY... I must be some kinda tard!

LETS GO GEX UPDATE COMEON!!

>> No.19184476

>>19183789
go all in on $KOS and become rich

>> No.19184477

>>19184398
Im up 9 percent today with a huge contribution from Eldorado resorts re-opening today. We're all guna make it bros

>> No.19184478

Should I just get rid of my $90 disney put? It expires 7/17, fuckin jew stock doesnt seem like itll tank that soon at this point

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>>19184187
>What the fuck is wrong with investors
You literally can't fix 25% unemployment, a third of landlords not going to get rent, retail sector cleared out, tourism dead without the vaccine. This all happened because of the coronavirus, once the vaccine is developed then we can start rebuilding from there.

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>>19184360
>>19184398
Up 3.47%
Almost all cash now hoping for some dips the next few days
If no dips then woops

>>19184173
I just meant in that there's gonna be more pain coming, no way we go back to all time highs this easily

>> No.19184485

Up 60% on IBIO. Took all my gains on MRNA at 48, had no idea the pump would be this big. If you didn't invest in vaccines back in late Feb I don't know what to tell you. It was the most obvious play in our entire lifetime. I've literally gotten a free house and cyber truck in a few months.

>> No.19184486

>>19184398
Up %5 and my covered calls are still going to go unassigned. Theta Gang WW@?

>> No.19184487

>>19184406
If futures actually mattered you retards would make more money but that literally isn't the case.

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>>19184398
I'm ruined

>> No.19184494

Rate my portfolio

Netflix
Nvidia
Siemens (SIEGY)

>> No.19184498

>>19184398
+19.75% because i'm a YCBD chad

>> No.19184501

>>19184468
lost big time on puts, but what can you do

>> No.19184509

>>19184494
>Siemens
lmao

>> No.19184512

Bobo, you there?
Do you want a hug, Bobo?

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>>19184468
I held my UVXY through the weekend and even dca’d some shares today.

I’m a dumb dumb, outpaced my gainers with that loser.

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>>19184468
Yeah what kind of fucking retard could lose money today?

>> No.19184515

>>19184467
You realized those gains, right anon?

>> No.19184520

>>19184360
Up 3% today for $900. Still down 6k from my ath but we're getting there.

>> No.19184522

>>19184482
the vaccine is not here.

>> No.19184527

>>19184163
>japanese-style anime imageboard
Are imageboards exclusively japanese now and have to be used for japanese content only?
>shit on anime
I don't dislike anime. Mostly just moeshit and it's god-awful fanbase which mainly consists out of autistic losers and trannies who carry it everywhere they go and use it to escape their shitty life.
>Get a life.
Funny that you say this. I usually don't read posts with weeb shit attached to it and hide them. I have yet to read a tranny post that isn't complete garbage. I just replied to you because I saw the transition reply from that other anon.

>> No.19184526

>>19184485
Hey fuck you okay

>> No.19184529

>>19184463
You have to think on another level anon. Because you know that there are enough people dumb enough to cause a rally, that you play into it yourself, and then get out as soon as you can with your profit.

>> No.19184530

>>19184486
What company you doing covered calls on?

>> No.19184541

>>19184463
has nothing to do with financefags, normies are buying every stock that even thinks about a vaccine. I don't even know what makes anyone think that the company that creates the vaccine, if that even happens and its not like a collaboration, will even make that much money off of it. The government will surely seize it if they basically dont create it at cost and distribute it for cheap

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>/biz/ index beating the Boomer indices
Why aren't you all in on the next big Index?

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I should have bought more puts

>> No.19184569

Got BAC on the watchlist for bagging if we get a dip tomorrow or rest of the week. Made well over my ONTX losses when I sold MRO. Rolled the green into GE. Finished out the day up 2.40% which I expect to climb once my Funds all report eod.

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>>19184398
Hella Green Bullboi. Shout out bull of the day SYY, shout out general meat

>> No.19184573

>>19184482
>tourism
>dead
no idiot tourism is illegal right now, the (((media))) is lying to you about 80% of people never leaving their house again

>> No.19184574

Amazing day. God bless the United States.

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>>19184515
Nope. I’m a loose cannon and will turn my $500 entry into $20,000 or I will lose the $500. Those are the only 2 options

>> No.19184594

>>19184468
Down 20%, but I fully expect these contracts to go very close to literally worthless, up until around end of June to mid July, at which time I will be rating all of your red wojacks for quality and sending a small portion of my winnings to whoever posts the best ones.

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Still a few too many puts for us to dump.

>> No.19184601

>>19184492
Id like to ruin that ass.

>>19184478
Ahahahahahahahahaha
That’s what you get for gambling and betting against parents needing to distract their children.

That was a very crowded trade, you should look into how heavily shorted a stock is before buying fucking puts.

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>>19184393
>When did you buy?
56.4 and I bought more at 53. I CANNOT do options because of EU garbage.

>> No.19184618

>>19184563
Successful PnD. Who will be the next with a fake vaccine?

>> No.19184619

Can somebody explain to me how the hell everything is up today?

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>>19183853
>supporting chinks
shiggy diggy doo

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>>19184543
/biz/ should have it's own ETF of meme stocks

>> No.19184640

>>19184598
Shit. My uvxy...

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VA phase one reopening excludes bowling alleys >:(
#freethelanes
>>19184474
Be careful, the weekend UVXY is always a little spooky
>>19184484
Seems like a lot of people are betting on another dip to buy, that's why I'm p sure even if something catastrophic happens we will not retest lows but rather see strong buying at 270 n 250

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Imagine dumping CRM instead of enjoying the slow burn up into earnings. Despite all the dips it keeps steadily going up. Reliable af.
Just IMAGINE being that impatient lmao.

>> No.19184650

>>19184638
imagine it becomes the etf of stocks to avoid lmao

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BASED JEROME

>> No.19184658

>>19184619
No sorry. Fake vaccine was the catalyst.

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>>19184398
I think everyone made money today, as long as they didn't short and made calls. But the ones who truly made money are us who bought the dip last week. Stock market only goes up, nobody actually knew that this week was the end of bear market and the start of bull season. I also have that feeling that we can go back to ATH which is 30k by next month.

>> No.19184662

>>19184619
Too many puts, Americans don't know how vaccines work, algos.

>> No.19184666

>>19184570
ratty the meats at my SFM have all gone 1.5-2x in price, the good ground beef was 5.50 a lb wtf
This is Hormel's doing no?

>> No.19184668

>>19184650
That will always be JNUG though

>> No.19184670

>>19184543
What site?

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>>19184501
Happens
I never buy puts because I dont bet against the house. At most I hodl cash
>>19184615
Why? Which country you live in?
Options have nothing to do with the EU. Thats your own cunts fault desu

>> No.19184677

>>19184619
nothing burger

>> No.19184679

>>19184580
Your best bet would have been to realize gains and get some puts for the week or buy back in lower. We're not gonna go pumping past 3k anon

>> No.19184681

>>19184580
Only way to play, anyone who value invests doesn't have a high-enough paying job.

>>19184619
Things will keep going up for a little bit, then some companies are gonna try to issue new senior notes, and no one is gonna get a rate

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>>19184650
>/biz/ tanking stocks -10% or more on the news they've added it to their ETF

>> No.19184688

>>19184563
That’s a fucking lie lmao, it’s still holding at $80

>> No.19184695

>>19184615
>EU
European markets are where you can actually get away with writing a box spread.

>> No.19184697

>>19184398
4.17% in one day on a mostly stable long-term portfolio. Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys.

>> No.19184698

>>19184638
Call it 10D. Or tendies.

>> No.19184699

>>19184619
Increase of wealth generating assets to price out the lower/middle class in preparation of UBI and inflation.

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>>19184280
>>19184280

>> No.19184706

>>19184619
Literally fake news on this>>19184563

>> No.19184711

>>19184468
I was sad because I had a $150 SPY put but then I checked my boomer stocks and they were up $600

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>>19184522
>the vaccine is not here.
Yeah, no shit. The vaccine is still in the lab awaiting clinical trials, doesn't mean we CAN'T make a vaccine. Holy shit, it's 2020 we've TECHNOLOGY on our side. We could stop an invasion of 100 Godzillas.

>> No.19184716

>>19184650
also the play would be to push this ETF and then make bank on the inverse of it

>> No.19184724

>>19184681
>Things will keep going up for a little bit
Why would they? We triple top on the daily chart, with another 296 rejection.

>> No.19184726

>>19184711
>$150 SPY put
wew

>> No.19184729

I fucking hate this fucking market

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>>19184679
Screen capped for being a delusional faggot.

>> No.19184737

>>19184715
Oh shit we've invented a way to speed up time, this is epic.

>> No.19184741

>>19184715
Did you say 100 Godzillas? Shorting Nikkei right now.

>> No.19184745

>>19184325
Imagine holding primarily MSFT, AMZN, GOOG like I do

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>>19184527
>Are imageboards exclusively japanese now and have to be used for japanese content only?
They are from japanese origin. And no, they don't have to be used for japanese content only.
You seem to have a very black and white view of things.
That anime is posted in an anime imageboard shouldn't surprise anybody and it doesn't mean anything else can't be posted. We are doing it now aren't we?
You have to be autistic if you can't understand that.
>autistic losers and trannies who carry it everywhere they go and use it to escape their shitty life
You are projecting. There are retards like those, but look where you are. You are the one bringing shit.
This is moe territory nerd.

>> No.19184755

>>19184679
We’ll go past 3k this week, I’m not too worried. Also, what this guy said:>>19184681
$500 is nothing, I want 5,000% gainz

>> No.19184757

>>19184729
Stop betting against America and you might make money, dumb bobo.

>> No.19184761

>>19184729
This market isn't made for gambling, go back to your fairy tale cryptos.

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>>19184641
Ohhh haa.. . Bowl america is nearing 3 months of being closed now. no biggie
>>19184666
its hormel since they mainly get meat from applegate

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>>19184398
well I did some small rebalancing in my 4 digit anchor long only portfolio and I wanted to fuck with EMs like Russia on rising oil but Russia fucked me harder. Closed day bit left of 1k profit and with big unrealized loss. my long only is forming quite nicely tho

>> No.19184769

>>19184715
>We could stop an invasion of 100 Godzillas.
Delusional
Don't underestimate Godzilla

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CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

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YEAH, I'M THINKING WE'RE BACK

>> No.19184774

>rtx on the rise finally
bout time. can't wait to get back my money and invest in some etfs

>> No.19184788

>>19184732
If we pass 3000 and stay there I'm going all in on gold minere

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>>19184705
Thanks anon but I know tomorrow is the deadline. I meant more as in how many hours left until the contracts lock in. I should have been more clear, sorry.

>> No.19184811

>>19184398
Gained 10% mainly from UCO options, BA, and ACB.

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>>19184398
It was a good one.

>> No.19184816

>>19184757
Against the fed you mean? If they just told me when they're gonna do what, I wouldn't.
>>19184761
Never even had a coin I didn't mine myself

>> No.19184819

>>19184773
RTX is literally the only solid green bag and it's still below my buy.

>> No.19184837
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>>19184813
Unrealized Roth gains, got most of these last week

>> No.19184845

I’m not even sure oil will drop

>> No.19184850

>>19184845
I don't know what to think anymore. How can oil NOT drop? And yet!

>> No.19184851

>>19184752
>They are from japanese origin. And no, they don't have to be used for japanese content only.
>You seem to have a very black and w
You brought that up in the first place as it's some kind of argument.
Whatever, faggot. I just go back to ignoring you trannies again. Expect no more yous from me.

>> No.19184855

>>19184819
you shoulda bought more while it was down, the moment there's even the slightest hint of an airline recovery RTX is going on a one way mission to $100

>> No.19184865

>the best performing 3x ETF of the day is DPST, which tracks regional banks
>+~30%
What the fuck is this shit? Are investors actually retarded enough to believe that HEROES of going to pass?

>> No.19184878

>>19184855
Or we uh fire a few missiles at some terrorist fucktard.

>> No.19184886

>>19184845
It will drop, probably not as far as last time, but a sizeable drop nonetheless

>> No.19184897

>>19184850
What if demand is way above supply?

>> No.19184905

>>19184865
A lot of regionals are going to be bought up in the next few years. Take a look at what PNC is up to as it relates to this.

>> No.19184911

>>19184886
It's making new highs, just a day before settlement. No ETF is using june contracts, it's 100% retail in there. Yet it's still not going down.

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>>19184851
Please ignore imageboards also, you clearly don't know how to use them.

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>poo in loo indices are the only ones in the world that are currently red

>> No.19184928

>>19184865
With this sort of rally, the things hardest hit go up the most. Financials, cruise lines, airlines, hospitality, etc.

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>>19184850
You should check the news. More and more countries are reopening their borders and factories. By next month, oil demand will rise 30% and maybe once the vaccine is made, we can all forget about this crap.

>> No.19184943

>>19184897
Yeah, but it's not. India's not reopening, PBR and HES are putting their oil on tankers, cushing is full, saudis physically can't unload in the US and are still not all there, cuts aren't as high as once thoughts, PBR (and others) said they were cutting but revealed couple days ago they're actually producing on steroid, no demand number is as high as previously expected...

>> No.19184951

I went almost all in on SPXS today

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>>19184937
How can anyone think a vaccine will soon appear? That stuff takes years/decades.

The sniff sniff will soon subside and become a non-issue in itself though. Though stuff like cruises will suffer for way longer because one sick boomer will cause the death of 300 more.

>> No.19184982

>Moderna announces $1.25B common stock offering
Well...RIP

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d-dead cat bounce
its gonna g-go down

>> No.19185000

I know its just matter of time when I gotta go back to the daily grind. I just hope it's after next Monday cause that's memorial day holiday and I'm off anyway. Sucks.. was getting used to my "early retirement"

>> No.19185002

Thoughts on Target?
Feel like they will do great since they were open all lockdown season and have strong online sales.

>> No.19185012

>>19184972
>be pedo
>be retard that can't understand that medical science has advanced in the last 20 years more than in the 20 years before that

>> No.19185020

>>19184937
Earliest expected date for vaccine is january (and I say: never. Countries will say 'fuck it' and reopen, and refuse to do lockdown 2, and we'll be back on track when that happens. ETA late june to mid july in my opinion, but I digress).
All the countries that have tried to open so far have had wave 2 and reentered lockdown (china leading them of course).
The most active regions for oil are still closed. SPRs are full, refineries aren't picking up, gasoline is the only product that's up and it's a drop in the bucket, compared to kerosene, etc.
I can see 10% demand increase next month, not 30%. But production still widely outpaces demand.

>> No.19185024

>>19184982
>moves the entire market with a positive study
>makes a power move saying pay us 1 billion to fund the vaccine

if this isn't bullish for MRNA, I dont know what is

>Moderna expects to use the net proceeds of the offering to fund working capital needs related to the manufacturing of mRNA-1273, its vaccine candidate against the novel coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2), for distribution in the United States and outside the United States, assuming necessary regulatory approvals are obtained, and the remainder, if any, to fund clinical development and drug discovery in existing and new therapeutic areas; to fund further development of its mRNA technology platform and the creation of new modalities; or to fund working capital and other general corporate purposes.

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>today's surge finally made me recover from the ass raping I took from when corona-chan first showed up
fuck yes. Never going back into the red again. Suck my fucking dick dry buffet. You ain't shit.

>> No.19185031

>>19184982
Whoopee cheapies on tuesday!

>> No.19185032

>>19184911
Yeah its being pumped on very low volume, there is almost no demand nor extra storage right now and the retail panic selling right before expiry will show that

>> No.19185033

>>19184982
>https://au.news.yahoo.com/moderna-announces-proposed-public-offering-201800364.html

haha it's true. Not a PnD at all.

>> No.19185036

>>19184991
100% crashing tomorrow or Wednesday

>> No.19185055

>8 people study
>retards across the market fomo

Here bullcuck... Sit! Good boy! Now roll over!

>> No.19185060

>>19184688
>$80
Lmao why?

>> No.19185065

>>19185032
That's what I expect, but I was projecting that happening friday and today. I'm starting to think I'm just a retard who can't read markets for shit and I should just go to the closest casino.

>> No.19185073

>>19185036
Incorrect

>> No.19185074

>>19185036
lol ok

>> No.19185085

>>19185055
That study doesn't even have good results about curing anything, it says that after 2 whole weeks of a second dose they look cured. That's a longer wait time than natural healing.
But anyway phase 1 is not about whether the vaccine works, it's about whether it kills people or not.

>> No.19185092

Going to have a chuckle if GEX fell today.

>> No.19185095

>>19185012
Developing a vaccine in 1910 took actually less time because no one checked or controlled the development.
Hell, Koch sent out medicine againt tuberculosis and just didnt say what it was and it was used.

Today new medicine has to be checked eight times for side effects and stuff. Takes years.

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ummm... goys?

>> No.19185101

>>19185060
He posted a screen showing MRNA lost 12% AH. It was still holding at $80... not sure what else to tell ya

>> No.19185109

>>19184922
SHIT IN WALLSTREET

>> No.19185111

>>19185085
Exactly. Trial phase 1 is basically nothing special.

>> No.19185121

>>19185092
That fucking retards own chart shows there isnt a direct correlation in the first place.

>> No.19185124

>>19185065
Kek i lost 2.5k on friday so i feel you. but I've learned not to make any premature plays in this market

Hopium is a strong drug

>> No.19185126

>>19185099
WOW
Chinkoid power move!

>> No.19185131

>>19185012
Medical science won't solve shit you tard

>> No.19185134

>>19185024
It's certainly not bearish for the company in the long run but I think the hype is finally over now and the stock will dive.

>> No.19185144

>>19185124
Looking forward I think I'll move from stock analysis into sentiment analysis and see if I can get a good system out of it.

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>>19185055
You're gonna die from old age waiting for the crash dude.

>tfw fourth cup of coffee

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>>19185126
yes

>> No.19185162

>>19185134
good for me, I was kicking myself today for not getting on the MRNA train early
now I get a second chance

>> No.19185164

>>19185099
disney is old and busted
tik thots is new hotness

>> No.19185172

>>19185099
>China replaces their obvious Chinese CEO with an American willing to sell out to hide Tik Tok is another shitty Chinese "product"
>At the same time Disney looks like fucking idiots
FUCKING LMAO

>> No.19185191

>>19185164
am I the only one who thinks tiktok is just new vine which was new instagram? short vid platforms come and go but mickey.. mickey mouse is always here

>> No.19185192

>>19185124
It's not even hopium, the markets tanked because we were faced with a lot of negative unknowns. That priced in meme isn't ironic at this point because as each day passes we are only handling covid-19 better and better and we know more, not less. States that aren't run by retarded communist bitch made niggers are opening again while commie states go bankrupt. If you want to call out the drug addicts then throw shade at the doomers who fucking overhyped the shit out of this thing.

>> No.19185196

>>19185144
My plan is to move into options once my TDA account opens, almost all my predictions ended up happening, but not before a last stretch up knocking out my turbo shorts every time

>> No.19185198

>>19185065
There are no markets to read here lol

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>>19185099
>DIS -2% after hours
And streaming was supposed to save them, now the CEO just fucking ditched them. What does that say about Disney's streaming platform?

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Very bullish

https://twitter.com/EdwardLawrence/status/1262480490705100800?s=20

>President Donald Trump says he is currently taking Hydroxychloroquine as a precaution against the Coronavirus. He says he has been taking it for a week and a half. #coronavirus

>> No.19185228

>>19185207
Someone paid more.

>> No.19185230

NEVER STOP TALKING!!

> President Donald Trump said Monday that he has been taking anti-malaria drug hydroxychloroquine for over a week to prevent coronavirus infection.

>“I happen to be taking it,” Trump said during a roundtable event. “A lot of good things have come out. You’d be surprised at how many people are taking it, especially the front-line workers. Before you catch it. The front-line workers, many, many are taking it.”


>He added: “I’m taking it, hydroxychlororquine. Right now, yeah. Couple of weeks ago, I started taking it. Cause I think it’s good, I’ve heard a lot of good stories.”

>> No.19185232

>>19185207
CHINKED.CN

>> No.19185237

>>19185207
>Disney's streaming platform?
underfunded and not competitive with Netflix. It's definitely an uphill battle for T, CMCSA, and DIS. They have a lot of work to do.

>> No.19185239

>>19185191
vines problem was they couldnt figure out how to make money from it
if tiktok solved that problem then its here to stay
>vine was new instagram
in what way?

>> No.19185240

>>19185192
Mass bankruptcies are coming within the next 6 months, all across the board for small businesses

>> No.19185241

NEW
>>19185233
>>19185233
>>19185233
>>19185233

>>19185233
>>19185233
>>19185233
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>> No.19185242

>>19185161
took the words right out of my mouth

>> No.19185250

>>19185144
>Looking forward I think I'll move from stock analysis into sentiment analysis and see if I can get a good system out of it.

Sentiment analysis can be pretty powerful if you follow certain sectors.

>> No.19185260

>>19185191
Yeah, there's no way in hell tiktok will still be relevant in 5 years

>> No.19185264

>>19185239
>in what way?
purely in short video clips format
wasnt like vine base previous insta """comedians"""?

>> No.19185279

>>19185191
No you're not. But I am hoping Disney gets knocked down enough to sell some of their IP's. Same with some vidya companies.

>> No.19185283

>>19185207
Nothing, their streaming platform isn't all that bad but what is shit is what they did to Star Wars. Fucking retards bought one of the world's largest franchises and beat it like a dead a horse because they thought they can just market any type of stupid shit they want to the audience. I bet George Lucas buys back his "children" like the fat dirty old money hungry scum-bag pimp he really is.

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>>19185239
Guess how Tik Tok makes money?

>> No.19185320

>>19185240
So what? The big guys will get bailed out and the little guys will have to pay. This shit is so predictable but you faggots literally want stocks to be a direct reflection of the economy when it never fucking was in the first place.

>> No.19185333

>>19185283
Lucas got old, and the 2010’s were not the fucking 1970’s. They all got old.

The fact that there’s so many people who create in the Star Wars universe is a good thing for them. From what I understand, the Cartoon Network spinoffs and the new boba fett show were good and enjoyable.

>> No.19185433

>>19185333
>A literal cartoon about the funny spacemen was "good and enjoyable"

Honestly man-children to the chambers first.

>> No.19185540

>>19185207
Quite frankly I think it's bullish. Anyone who would willingly work for garbage like tiktok or bytedance is clearly causing damage wherever they currently work. Question is how good the new CEO is.

>> No.19185801

>>19185306
I don't know. How do they make money?

>> No.19185808

>>19184454
50-50 split indicates crab