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>he bought KO
Am I going to make it?
so what all these perma bulls are trying to tell me is that we experienced 07, 08, 09 again within the span of 3 months and this makes complete sense
Tomorrow we begin to crab back down to 280-285.
>>19179774>>19180598>historical houses, mostly in based kyoto>japs don't want em, houses are worthless after 30 years there>cheap, local govts will give you subsidies to renovate them>have an awesome house in japan, vacation home, or rent it out
Haha ok but seriously though what the fuck is going to happen with oil tomorrow
>he didnt invest in dude weed
REFR cheapies bois
What’s the craziest bet you ever did(and won)?
>>19181862>a lot of factorsWhich ones?
Take profits. This is just an unsustainable increase because of the fake news on a cure. Things will dip again
>>19181967Wll the FED printed the whole amount of 07, 08, 09 in the span of 3 months so yes.Speedrunning recessions.
We finna boutta make a new high
>>19182035That's a man
Who's buying the goldminer dip today?
>>19182035I want to get hit by a semi and have my head smashed into those airbags fuck
Anybody here with experience in selling puts and covered calls?The cov call is pretty straightforward in that I chose the price to have a net profit upon being assigned but What price do I chose for the puts? IVs vary greatly for different strikes.Is there a way to get a trailing “volatility” score for a stock that somehow allows you to price put strikes so you can try to roll forward a couple contracts without being assigned?Any good resources to get me started are much appreciated.
>>19182043PLEASE SELL SO MY PUTS DON’T BECOME WORTHLESS!!!!
It's so funny. I remember so many times in the last eight weeks or so the Bobo telling me it's the last pump, the last one before the massive sell off. I understand the dump could happen, It's hilarious how many more pumps there have been since Bobo promised me it was the last. Maybe another two weeks Bobo?
>>19181967Zoomers do everything faster. Even recessions.
Is an ATH by the end of the month all but inevitable? No stopping this bull.
>>19182079>its on RH
>>19182003What the actual fuck
funds are safe
>>19182043You wish bitch boy. You better start suckin all sorts of dick
>>19182003God damn it
>>19181967How can you compare this shit to 2008? Economy was fucking stronger than ever and 2months of forced lock downs lead to a panic, fucking massive panic. Things are going back to normal and stock market will go back to ATH. Solely for the reason that we have 0% interests rates and massive boomer QE to inflate the stock market even further.
When it pumps like this, all I can think is "oh good, so when it goes down it will most likely have higher lows and find support at an increasing distance away from my entry point" I know that if I was able to time it right and sell when it was high and buy when it dips, that I could make even more money up and down the uptrend, but I just have a hard time having confidence in my ability to call peaks and dips. Anyone else do this?
>>19181527>but things like graph theory, tcs, complexity theory, linear programming, stochastic processes, etcThis is kind of why I wanted to stick with Math, to grapple with those things better. I'll probably just double major - is that good? It's not that many more classes and I think at this point it wouldn't even extend my enrollment time.Unfortunately I have this nagging feeling that I will regret not getting my degree in math.
>>19182035400% gains on SQQQ calls
>>19182015You think something is going to happen?
>>19182118oh, the based department
>>19182133I just buy dips and if I'm wrong, I buy more to drive my costs down.
>>19182035OGIDidnt even know what they do. Just bought the day before earnings.
>>19182101I don't personally seeing anything else being possible, and Im a realist about the economy not a memelord. The major parts of the coronavirus disaster are ending and so up is the only way to go, we hit bottom in march in anticipation of a real pandemic. Instead we got a vacation and a nothingburger crash
When do I sell mark?Or is going to keep going up?
>>19182133Think about trimming and rotating. Depending on your trading ideas. Assuming you want to actually trade you probably know the catalyst for each position and can adjust.It's less about timing everything and just generally getting it correct over time. Not actually hitting every movement.AKA this stock I like got hit today and the other upgraded today. I'll rotate out by trimming the upgraded stock a little and buy the hit stock up a little.You aren't timing the top or bottom but instead making small trims and rotations.
>>19182184>When do I sell mark?Like 20 years ago m8Its euros now
>>19182091>risking 20% gains for a potential 5% more before the inevitable dip
>>19182035Currently holding my best plays ever
Looking for more cheapies lads
>>19182224Sell them now, you foolRealize those gains immediately.
>>19182216I have more money than you
>>19182216if anyone with actual artistic talent wants to do this better please share when youre done
>>19182224You would be a fool not to take those profits
>start hedging>market can never fuck me>always winso this is what it feels like
>>19182232What cheapies? Its all overvalued as fuck.There is no entry point in any stock on my watchlist. Hell, even MSFT.
>>19182213>20% gains>only 5% more upsideI’ll send you a postcard from my yaht. Stay mad, bobo>>19182224
>>19182035i bought $400 worth of QQQ puts right before the crash. made $8000, but lost a lot more than that with my longer term holdings
>>19182171in '09 the S&P went back 10 years. this time we only went back 3.I think we'll see another dump in October once the long term effects of such a massive debt increase and 2 months of low economic activity fully sink in
Should I buy MFA $3 calls for june 19th?
>>19182247nah, pretty good senpai.Based and redpilled.
>>19182246do you? I dont care. im up $6k today
>>19182141Here's the question, do you genuinely enjoy pursuing topics like those? If you're not into something, you're just gonna be fucking miserable, take it from me. If you do, go for it, because it'll be fun and it will still have realistic job prospects for you.
>>19182251how does it feel knowing you'll never outperform the S&P
I just woke up and want to yolo into something, anything standing out today?
>>19182141Do Comp Sci and get into the math-heavy domains of it on your own.
Thoughts on blank check companies? This FSRV one is new and like 9 a share.
>>19182315SPY calls still printing up all day. I thought I was too late this morning, but that was 130% ago.
>>19182315RCL or UAL puts
>>19182247it's a pretty good soi bull, horns like badly quaffed hair
>>19182284nice pic I love it
>>19182339I'll explain the reasoning. You like math. A degree isn't about liking something the most. Comp Sci has tons of things that use math and you will be way more valuable that way as being in comp sci with great math abilities than the other way around.
>>19182383thanks I regret putting the cowbell necklace thing
>>19182304as long as I perform I'm goodI was just at the supermarket and some guy was on a phonecall explaining to someone something about stocks and it was cracking me up>>19182341what do you mean by "blank check"?do you mean "blank slate"?
i unironically believe china will collapse under its debt, shadow banking and contraction.very bullish long term for america
>POWER HOUR SOONPOWER HOUR SOON> POWER HOUR SOONPOWER HOUR SOON> POWER HOUR SOONPOWER HOUR SOON> POWER HOUR SOONPOWER HOUR SOON
>>19182417i hope you're right kyle
>>19182415FinServ Acquisition Corp. Class A Common Stock, also called FinServ, is a blank check company, which formed for the purpose of effecting a merger, capital stock exchange, asset acquisition, stock purchase, reorganization or similar business combination with one or more businesses. It also intends to focus its efforts on identifying businesses in the financial services industry with an equity value of approximately $500 million to $2.0 billion. The company was founded on August 23, 2019 and is headquartered in New York, NY.
>>19182417I am not sure if america will last longer than china
STOP PUMPING BILIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is there a good biotech leveraged etf you guys know of?
>>19182417Based fuck China
Just a friendly reminder that the fastest ever virus development in human history took 4 years, and that there are no other coronavirus vaccines have ever been made
>>19182417Why would it collapse under its debt if it can just print money? China probably has one of the most centralized and nationalized economies in the world. There's just no fucking way they'd ever default.
You know, this whole pump is complete dog shit and a fake money meme. But ill just keep riding the waves i guess.it feels so dirty.
>>19182415no he's right its a blank check company. The intended purpose of Finserv is to collect assets. They don't have any real business plan. I don't have a great understanding of this kind of business but im extremely interested in this company as well
>>19182384Thanks, not sure if it should have been Donald Pump or Brandon, but i"m happy with it.
>>19182301I enjoy the math, yes. I enjoy CS too, but marginally less so. Like sometimes learning about OS's and theory is just more boring to me than analysis or algebra. But the career prospects are obviously way better with CS.
Can't Bloomberg/CNBC sort out their video links for the cuck presenters at homeIt's cringe when they talk over each other and both stop then both start talking at the same time for like 5 minutes continuouslyI have to mute. it's like my wagie conference calls
>>19182283Well it's unlikely to hit $3 by that time. REITS will take longer for recovery.
>>19182417I got out of all my China stocks and am in mil defense now because of how crazy they are. >>19182380>RCLUAL will make a recovery. The cruise business is dead.
>>19182301Adding onto that, if you've ever heard of the Japanese concept ikigai, it's a good guideline for finding out what you want to do with life. Maybe it will help other /biz/ anons too.
>>19182451There’s always LABU and LABD
>>19182432Power moon or power dump?
>>19182486I cant touch these, they give me PTSD
>>19182341Look into FEAC. It’s another blank check company, the Queen of England has a big stake in it but I don’t know anything about it beyond that.
>>19182460>Why would it collapse under its debt if it can just print money?Dude come on
>>19182469I'm happy with it too>>19182438>>19182466interestingI have no knowledge or opinion of this company
>>19182346$313 for 5/22 a bit too ridiculous?
My gym opened up today, finna hit a deadlift PR and then buy some more stonks
>>19182457I know...which is why this is all fucking hilarious. The markets respond more to printed money than anything though.My theory is that massive inflation is currently taking place. Stocks are rising because our buying power is decreasing. The guvment is going to have to buy trillions more in bonds and every one of those bonds is going to get swapped for cash. Banks dont want cash for fear of negative interest rates so they pump it into assets like stocks.Just my theory though.
>>19182315I cant think of anything to go into myself today. This was a very very big day and it's almost at it's end. Personally I think you might be better off waiting till tomorrow. for a possible dip, that's what I'm doing.
>>19182443america was in a better position going into this crisis. just compare the last 5 years of the S&P against the hang seng and shanghai composite. now take a look at chinese debt over that same period.
>>19182417>china will collapsechyna is already barely glued together and has been in this state of affairs for over a century, there are too many people there and too much industrial capability exists for it to ever really disappear from the world stage in any time period where you are still alive.
wheres the guy with the Wayfair putsshow us your gains today
>>19182535Yeah you missed out on cheapies for that. Theta has a good chance of fucking you if you buy now
>>19182503+1Also positions from people like DB and credit suisseOne of the directiors is an ex VP of Goldman and brother of the current secretary of treasury
>>19182472it's rough but that's the world we live in nowmaybe AI will fix it or somethingI think the real problem is the lag; they have a noticeable 500ms+ delay to eachother in audio, so they sometimes talk at the same time for a second or two before they realize they are both talkingwe have the technology to get ~50ms latency in videogames, they need to get better server tech
>>19182538based, I think my gym just opened but I didn't get an email or anything
>>19182555checkedbut see who is in charge in china and america, sentiment of people. No unity = no win
Q: re transferring to new broker. if im currently marked as a day trader in robinhood, am i at risk of transferring to a new broker with restrictions in place and them somehow denying my margin privileges? my balance is well over 25k... any problems here? do i need to wait until im not marked? last thing i want to get dicked out to the ability to trade for 90 days in this market... plz advise anons!
>>19182417China can’t collapse, because it’s a communist country with a communist economy. All their debt is internal, they can just default with no repercussions.Stocks go down? Just shut down the stock markets. No money? Just confiscate all the property and nationalize foreign factories. They can literally nationalize Apple factories and produce iPhones themselves and no one will be able to do shit about it.China will be the only one left standing after this.
>>19182265So when is the dip coming
>>19182503I cant find a single thing about queen anon
This pump is gross.
>finally in the green, but I'm fucked because the value of the USD fell and I'm a Euronigger Fucking jews, you never win with them do you?
>>19182304actually all i do is buy s&p and ndx, watch for multiple day pumps, start shorting when it's too much, sell short gains next day and buy more stocks, deposit more money, repeat
>>19182003Gapped up. It will eventually need to plug the hole. Actually many stocks have gapped today on this rally, which says to me we have downside in our near future.
>>19182003Aphria holder here.a real growing and good priced company
>>19182596I will wait for tomorrow desu. I think we might see a correction back to 285 at least. I was right the last few times it happened.>>19182611Dont worry about forex desuGoes up and down all the time anyways.
>>19182611how many times do I have to tell you jew haters are DESTINED to lose
>>19182605It feels wrong. It feels like the rich getting richer.
>>19182644Stay made, kike
bobo where's the dumpWHERE
>>19182129panic is over though. things are getting back to normal around here. hell even tp is back in the stores. to me it is a buy signal
>>19182246I have 2.5 million and I’m short a 2960.
fucking clown market
Why the fuck is there /tsg/?
>>19182611>he didn't euro hedged part of the portfoliongmi
>>19182565Sold out Friday to realize. Currently shilling acb puts
>>19182701fuck man RIP
>>19182629It only goes up. Guaranteed 2% jump overnight to open tomorrow. You literally cant lose.
>>19182604nevermind found it
>>19182535For 5/22 I'm in on $305 calls. 5/29 $310s, 6/1 $315s. Thinking of adding to all of them desu but they are a bit rich.
>>19182583You shouldn’t be trading if you’re this retarded lmao Sell immediately
>>19182604Idk, saw a thread on it last week. I’m not invested in it and don’t know anything about it, could be a PnD. I was just throwing it out there cause I remembered it was a blank check also.
>>19182684what do you do
>>19182527You don't get it, do you? There's a shortage of dollar supply in the rest of the world, debts are still transacted in dollar, countries cannot import products and raw materials without the dollar. If dollar dies, then the US treasuries that China and Japan is holding will be rendered WORTHLESS.Dollar Milkshake Theory, is what the Fed is doing. Simply, the Fed isn't draining the dollar, but rather the value of the other currencies, euro, dinar, ruble, peso, yen, yuan, etc; and the countries of these currencies will be forced to rev up their printers to keep up with the USD. The more USD the Fed prints, the higher the other countries' inflation will rise.
>>19182417But if China fails who's going to make our goods? Not us, not at the same volume, because we have annoying shit like labor rights.
"No, there’s, there’s really no limit to what we can do with these lending programs that we have."
>>19182743I bought 10 shares to see what it goes. I had an extra 100 on RH because I deposited it by accident. I'll see if I can sell and make a few bucks
>>19182730Perhaps. But remember the gaps, next leg down we at least fill those spots.
I wanna buy MSFT but their exDiv date is 20th of May and the price will drop half a dollar. And the option market never really quite adjusts to it.So Im pretty bored.
>>19182772Awww she cute
POWER HOUR POOOOOOOOOOOMP
So much bear butthurt today. It is glorious.
Spy looks good to short 296
>>19182741nice try bobo
>>19182769We’ll find some other third world shit hole to be our factory. Not like there aren’t a dozen countries who’d jump at the chance. Venezuela or some Uncle Tom African country.
>>19181903Guys what if they replaced the market with a computer program that just simulated market movements, would anyone even notice?
>>19182789Does gap filling have any kind of actual basis? I observed it and its just something I cant see.
2962 - can it hold or will it get rejected again
>>19182823Lmao do it. I’m holding my calls, you can buy them from me when you give up on bearshitting
How are things still pumping. What a crazy day
>>19182842The market is already 80%+ algos.
Now watch my neat end of day trick
>>19182842>implying that isn't literally what pre-market is
>>19182788>>19182503>>19182341I found this after scraping through what little information there is about these companies. Its a pretty detailed explanation. Hope I dont get banned for the link!https://bulldoginvestors.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/20/2018/03/bulldogblankcheckpitchbook.pdf
>>19182860Any earnings tonight or tomorrow morning that can break through the resistance?
Was that SPY cracking 296? Back to your wagie cagey bobo, recession is cancelled.
>futures +4%Mumus won. Bull season is NOW lads.
>>19182842Depends. They could fix prices a bit and nobody would really notice I guess.They could also force banks to buy and never sell.If you go full China its obvious but still few care. Everyone wants the market to stay up.
>>19182885Why would you?
BULL BROS WHY ISNT SPY GOING PAST 296?????????
>>19182893BILIResistance already broken.
>>19182893No news is good news when it’s pumping. The only thing that can kill the momentum is some media chinkflu FUD
>>19182885>We are the Bulldog Team, and you do NOT want to fuck with us.
>>19182919mods don't like links
>>19182847Technical "analysis" is bogus** the caveat is some robotraders are programmed to follow it
Return to Normal
>>19182921Resistances are dealt with outside of market hours.
the PCR is through the floor, same shit happened last week. Hedge with vix.
I bought $FSLY at the top, bros. Why the fuck is it dumping?
>>19182922SPY resistance? Really?I’m up 30% on BILI but I only bought two shares ;_;
>>19182758>the US treasuries that China and Japan is holding will be rendered WORTHLESS.Ok, that explains those two but what stops the other countries from cutting it off? Surely having their own currency destroyed is worse than whatever US treasuries they have, no?
>>19182921JUST YOU WAIT BOBO
>>19182939>Phillip Goldstein Yep Im bullish on blank check companies now
>>19182953I know, I know.I never do any TA desu. I just watch for dips in stocks with good FA, buy, hodl and write options.Works well.
PUSH TO 25 YOU FUCKERS
If you're not buying calls right now you're literally throwing away free money
>>19182769India, Vietnam, Singapore, Taiwan, Indonesia.for the record, i believe the anons hoping for a full-on societal collapse in China will be disappointed. i think they're due a very bad recession, but not collapse/anarchy/balkanization/whatever pollacks are currently projecting
what are you guys thinking about buying this week? i cashed out my oil, will wait till wed to see what happens.im not sure what to get into.
>>19182967Oh. BILI is at an all time high so I don't know which resistance could be left to break.Not a fan of TA though.
>>19182129You have no idea how bad it is if you think they can save the economy by dropping interest rate to 0%
>>19182003I unironically wanna die cause I was about to buy CBDMD back when it was .80 per share and now its 1.7
>>19182997Wait for the real crash
>>19182993Calls in what though?
>>19183033this guy is wrong about everything
>>19183020could it go $3?
>>19183033>CramerThat looks bullish af to me
>>19181980how do you buy as foreigner?
>>19183042call your grandma and tell her how you love her in the coronavirus times
>>19183033Whoopee, DIS at 80 again!
is oil going to crash or keep going up?
>>19183033This made me unironically bullishCramer is a hack at best and a boomer scammer at worst
>>19183083Hardy har har
Anyone enter VIX calls today?
is optionsprofitcalculator working for anyone?
I just bought some SDOW. I'm trusting that it'll DOMP EET 20 minutes before close.
>>19181980Yup. Japanese wives will NOT settle for a “used” house and everyone wants to live in the city. Japanese country properties are a fucking steal rn.
Guys please tell me what to buy calls in
>>19183060Idk bro, im new to this shit so I have 0 clue. I only looked into company cause I kept seeing ads about it and know that ppl are loving that CBD trend
>>19183073Get a translator to help step you through the process. It’s just like buying property in the states.
>>19183033The guy has an early life section on wikipedia if you know what that means
>>19182965Pcr?>>19183033Even Cramer doesn’t trust the chart it’s, and really only does it as a “learning tool” type shit.
>>19183033>CramerI'm not falling for that one.
This is it. The virus triggered the Eternal Golden Bull.
>>19183155I unironically don't knowTell
nothing lasts forever kid
>>19182969>what stops the other countries from cutting it off?Other than get their capital city get bombed by the US military till there's nothing left? All currencies are tied to USD, if they cut then they're destined to be destroyed.
>>19183161Put to Call ratio. Its currently 0.4 on spx. Extremely bullish option flow, MM wont let that fly.
>>19181980>>19183132you guys have a link or anything for this? Looking at real estate in kyoto shit looks pretty damn expensive to me
>>19183139that's a man
>>19183139what's their obsession with these shitty looking ass eye contacts
Convenient timing haha
>>19183162when will he cry again on tv?https://youtu.be/J61THjmfgG0
Rest of the week will be red
>>19183185I only need it to last until Friday. Then she’s all yours, bobo
>>19181903CHINK SCAM GSX EXPOSED BY BASED BOBO, -8% AT THE MOMENT WE ARE SO FUCKING EARLY THIS SHIT WILL PLUNGE TO -500% TO $5 JUST LIKE LUCKIN COFFEEHOP IN WHILE YOU STILL CAN, LETS PROFIT FROM INSECTOID TEARS
>>19183208>Berkeley Lovelace JrAHAHHAHA
>Rest of the week will be red
>>19183221Only red here will be bobo tears.
>>19183139Why would you buy calls on a date like today. You buy puts retard
>>19182758>dollar milkshake theoryHas any of that guy's predictions actually materialised? The dollar is still relatively flat. Rates have actually been lowered, not hiked.
>>19183215le financially ruined face
low volume, obvious bull trap get those shorts in
>>19183242imagine actually "investing" in Chinese "equities"
>>19183208What the fuck does that even mean? Ain't no vaccine coming for years. People that think there's one coming bin September are dribbling retards
kek, god I love dumb ass girls these days. Seems the UK KY cheerleaders got nude during a campus retreat. Did a few cheers in the nude. (Sadly I haven't found any pics yet)
>>19183245"berk" absolutely POUNDS white meat
>>19182654Even better, the poor are getting poorer!
>>19183268What puts should I buy? I don’t want to live in this dump anymore pls help me make it
>>19183242>there are no shorts on trade republic and degiroFUCK!This one is a sureshot
>>19182265could buy carrier global. part of the companies that were pinned off during the Raytheon United technologies merger it's the biggest or second biggest HVAC manufacturer in the world depending on who you talk to. should he worth 4x or 5x what it trades for now.
Checking up on Sorrento because I have a put, shits lost $4 since premarket, get out if you're ahead m80s.
>>191832745/26 SPY 285p was like 1.15 lol.not goin all in but still, if you don't see a pullback off this pump i don't know what to say
>>19183289There are no cheerleaders in the UKBongs have their own thing.
>>19183283Yeah, ButThe news broke on a Monday during trading hours
>>19183208Godspeed anon. Fucking godspeed
>>19183313I know themThanks for the idea
>>19183319$325 before it pulls back. Your put is worthless
>>19183237Should be a bear enjoying the ride :^)
>>19183328i would pay money not to see a bong
I want another dip...
>>19183033>openly dishonest kike
>>19183272>Has any of that guy's predictions actually materialised?The fact that the dollar is still strong despite everything that has happened in the past two months, yep.Here's my third cup of coffee.
>>19183208The fact that messenger RNA based vaccines have been well studied since 2008 but NONE have ever made it to production should tell you everything you need to know.
>>19183370Here you go, fren
CAMPBELLS CRUSHEDDDDShould I take this opportunity to buy more?>>19183378It’s only two months, and ”all that’s happened” isn’t shit compared to the deflationary shock and shit. But I don’t know what guy you’re talking about.
Straddle spy here?
>>19183378That doesn't mean anything.
>>19183370dont worry, in 5 years when a democrat gets elected we will have a nice one
>>19182043Suck my cock. Get over here and starting sucking.
>>19183429I have a strangle but 1/2 to the long side
>Everything is still fucked>Back to all time highsCan we stop this clown ride?
All of the stocks I'm holding a little of are good and any of them might moon beyond what TQQQ offers at any time, so I'm having trouble deciding what to sell to get funds for TQQQDo you guys think TQQQ profits will still be good if I wait and buy some Thursday or Friday?
>>19181903everything's going insanely high. There's a crash coming.
>>19183476do you watch the news or leave your basement? Literally nothing is fucked
Lol RTX goes ex dividend, proceeds to jump over 10%
>>19183476Apparently all the bad things were priced in but starting to develop a vaccine for the disease was not.
>>19183362>$325wow you're actually retarded
>>19183485>everything's going insanely high.>There's a crash coming.What kind of retarded logic is that?
>>19183495Yea, just most of the people I know don't have a job anymore and grocery stores have low supplies. Everything is fine.
>>19183495Do you know anything about 2018 and 2019? Literally a ton of things are fucked.
>>19183499Good, hopefully some anons bail on that turd now.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!
EOD PUMP TO 300 SPY JUST BEGAN
>>19182758well, i dont know about that but it's indeed closer to reality than demise of dollar or hyper inflation any time soon because of fed's actions. there is no alternative to usd, jpy is the closest and 2nd most trusted but it's too domestic and small market>>19183370market is consolidating still with slight upward pressure. traders make money this market only not perma bears or perma bulls
>market pumping like crazy>Msft dumping.Ok thanks jerome.
SPX 3000 soon to be but a distant memory.
$3000 FINALLYNEW HISTORICAL MAXIMUM CONFIRMED
>>19183525>You’re a retard, look at my meme lines on a chart!
>>19183550People are finally realizing it's safe to buy something other than megacaps so they're cashing out their msft/apple/amzn gains to buy the rest
>>19183555And of course by that I mean it will be far off in the rear view mirror as we pass 4000 later this year
>>19183521>100% unemployment and bankruptcy was priced in>developing a vaccine for a disease that every government is trying to fix is not priced inthis is a hilarious juxtaposition of the clown world
3:30 pump right on time
>>19183526there's no logic here, it's just weird chaos and money printing.
>>19183593I backed my 401(k) even further out of stocks and into cash and bonds. I don't like it.
>>19183526Says the enormous window licker
300 SPY lets get it
>>19183532oh wow you're right we're fucked. 2 out of the 3 people you know don't have a job right now! And the grocery store you go to is low on supplies! This country is canceled
How long till 4000? July?
>>19183532They should have gotten essential jobs. We need to separate the chaff from the wheat and it sounds like your friends are bitch made niggers.>>19183538>nothing fixed from 2008 but we still got a crazy amount of growth and a sweet bullringYou doomers need to fuck off. Market corrections are normal and what we are seeing now is a much needed restructuring which is going to lead to an awesome bull run. You doomers are bitch made niggers.
>>19183495A lot of local businesses have announced they're closing permanently. Retail chains are entering bankruptcy. The unemployment "raise" is keeping the average person happy for now, but things could go downhill fast when CARES runs out.
>>19183590>100% unemployment Can you be anymore of a drama queen you exaggerated faggot?
>portfolio up 530% todayI got fucked today, biz... but in a good way
Lift off this week boys. Comfy af atm.
>>19183575325 before pullback is the equivalent of SPY to 600 eom.it makes no sense at all. you're a dumb nigger.
>>19183635>Market corrections are normal and what we are seeing now is a much needed restructuring which is going to lead to an awesome bull run. You doomers are bitch made niggers.huh? Who told you to agree with me, huh? there's a ton of crappy boomer tier shit that's going to get rekt. It's great.I disagree on overall growth since 2012, however. There's still a lot of crap to cut.
>>19183641Guess what retard, new businesses will rise to fill the void. There is a lot of money to be made in fixing problems but you doomers can't see the forest from the trees.
>>19183526He’s probably confusing this for a blowoff top.What’s the shortest period between two blow off tops ever?
>>19183631>2 of 3 people suddenly dont have jobs>this is ok>>19183635>pic related>>19183663>no fun allowed
>>19183677based jannies dabbing on a shit meme
>>19183370i will show you the way
ANONS.I put my budget for the next few days in and then sold one share of CCL so I could purchase one TQQQ.I know CCL had a huge day just now and its bookings are insane right now, but I should still yield more from one whole TQQQ than from just 1 CCL share even if the rest of the week is just as good as today was, right?Did I do good or did I fuck up?I still have 6 shares of CCL.>>19183712>oh no the one state where the infection was the most massive by two exponents is still not opening up fully yet, that means those peoples' jobs are gone forever
>>19182712Tell me about it. I made very nice profits but would've been itm today. But never feel bad about realizing gains
>>19183378thats retarded. The feds are literally putting so much money into sirculation that if the economy was to return to normalcy it would inflate like shit. Only reason its deflating with all this printing is because spendings are down
>>19184107So the FED is doing its job and there is nothing retarded about it except for the butt hurt bobos.
how risky of a play is $FSCT? still potential for price to jump to 33?
>>19184203retard cope. Imagine being such a bitch you're defending the feds ruining the free market.
>>19182283I guess I'm taking the risk.A god that allows this to happen is not my friend, anyway. Send more fire, please.
>>19184203>FED is doing its jobGoogle "FED ETF"I'd like to see you try to spin how the FED is doing their job on this one.
>>19184317>herp derp I don't understand how monetary policy works and we should just let the market crash and let the "free market" fix itselfYou are a bitch made nigger who can't cope with reality. Ngmi
>>19184346No one cares, it still would be mega retarded for the FED not to do shit and just nuke the economy. Fucking retards mad that they got burned by the FED.
Reminder that unemployment is irrelevant. Watch Star Trek or Expanse and educate yourselves. Unemployment in these futuristic societies is 80%+. Most people in the future do not have jobs according to these shows and other popular science fiction. This is because there is no reason for people to do many of the meaningless tasks that are required nowadays with technological advances. Unemployment increasing is bullish because it shows society trending to a future post-employment state. The people without jobs will be supported up by the few remaining with jobs due to increases in efficiency.
>>19184371There would be absolutely nothing wrong with the market correcting itself during a recession. It would naturally go up again after it's over. The feds crashing the dollar in order to prop up the market, only saving the one percent and absolutely fucking over the everyday american is objectively immoral, and you're a selfish faggot.
>>19184413You didn't even try to spin it.>accepts that the Fed is purchasing corporate debt.There is no hope for you and no future for your children.
>>19184648Are you surprised corporations are getting bailed out in multiple ways? Fucking tardo>>19184564We haven't been in a "free market" for a long time so get your shit idealism out of here.
>>19184648>herp derp a boat sinking is the same as a pandemicNot even your memes can help you cope with reality.