Proton XPR Millionaire

[Anonymous No.19179822]

>you feel a slight pinch as the doctor pulls the needle out of your shoulder
>”That’ll do, Anon! Those nanobots will get to work right away; come back for a check-up in one week.”
>this sort of medicine would never be available to you, until you bought a bunch of Proton XPR in 2020.
>a decade later and you’re by far the wealthiest person you know
>it turns out owning the future of money before everyone else is a pretty good investment strategy
>as you leave, your phone buzzes with a push transaction from the hospital’s billing department
>you accept the charges to your @name, deciding to pay the bill in Bitcoin for old time’s sake
>Proton XPR effortlessly wraps the Bitcoin and converts it to whatever currency the hospital was expecting
>your car autonomously pulls up to the curb to get you, ready to bring you to your downtown penthouse
>you sit back and close your eyes, feeling a slight tickle down your spine as the nanobots start to work
>”Soon.”

[Anonymous No.19179861]

>>19179822
Your bags must be heavier than that miota nigger

[Anonymous No.19180046]

>>19179861
Price hasn't dropped since I bought in - nothing heavy about these bags.
We're going way up.

[Anonymous No.19180653]

>Sitting on 60k stack right now
Absolutely /comfy/

[Anonymous No.19181387]

How does one acquire it?