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HOLY FUCK. I found an old Bitcoin wallet. I can't believe this. My uncle Moshe died awhile ago and my aunt called me up and said that I could have his old laptop off I wanted it. What a mensche. So I went over there and checked it out. Lo and behold look what was on it. I can't believe this. It's meshuggah. I'm even richer now. I'm also feeling generous and want to do a nice mitzvah for you. So just post your addresses and you'll get a nice little gift from me. Mazal tov to all of you. We're all gonna make it.

>> No.19174324

>>19174294
I love uncle moshe

>> No.19174333
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>>19174294

>> No.19174334

>>19174294
Imagine this was real and you just market sold every last one. Imagine the rush of power.

>> No.19174335

>>19174294
If only it was true

>> No.19174345

>>19174294
KEK

>> No.19174354

>>19174294
Why do the Jews always win?

>> No.19174356

>>19174294

This old Pasta

Nice

>> No.19174379

>>19174294
>in b4 a spam of new fags
>in b4 a spam of "SENT ;)"
>in b4 this board needs to be gassed with flags

>> No.19174399

>>19174379
yo, check your pm's

>> No.19174401

>>19174354
Coz we haven't gassed them........yet.

>> No.19174555

>>19174294
Damn haven’t seen this copypasta in a while

>> No.19174587

Probs fake and gay, but in case
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>>19174555
checked

>> No.19174678

>>19174294
BASED

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don’t mind that my wallet address has “kike” on it. I actually love the jews. Especially the women. They are ugly in a really hot way.

>> No.19174915

>>19174334
i would announce it before on twitter with proof and then market dump it all at once
i would probably die of smugness

>> No.19174978

Based anon, imagine if real

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>> No.19174995

>>19174587
>>19174678
>>19174978
Newfags outed

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19175041

That's cute poorfag, I just happened to find 10m BTC from 2013, post your address and I might send you a hundred.

>> No.19175043

Please god op i beg you i lost so much money on the ghost....

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>> No.19175098

>>19174594
Is this real??

>> No.19175701

1L4M7ttyQv6tJPqbJyTQw1WtKbswTTGZod

thx fren

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19175891

Please uncle Moshe give me some btc i did the needful and lost everything i need to pay rent
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>> No.19175946

Lord this again

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19176040

>>19174294
copypasta, if only u were real
uncle moshe can suck my left nad

>> No.19176152

Let's find out
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>> No.19176222

>>19174294
This is a way to gauge how many newfag have joined biz. It's part of a metric of market sentiment .

>> No.19176239

20 BTC will do kind sir 137qgVqV1TM7a38qhPJiADXHvk1FM8wHLe

>> No.19176334

3QKtpJh5xTt1F1k9GyawpF9UmFyMcw9VYW Thx fren

>> No.19176335

Other posters are fake jews and will use any funds you send them to promote anti-semitism.
I am the only one worth sending money to, give it all to me.
Here's my address:
1BitcoinEaterAddressDontSendf59kuE

>> No.19176383

who is uncle moshe?

>> No.19176403

3AiPBVUqJ8deCH51RdfQf1ZjAhJ9nK7dEE

>> No.19176460

0x4a28F4e8092DcaEf89c738cAed5aaa74811E1597 thank bro!

>> No.19176485

>>19174294
1PeSKpFafTE6jMHW6aWAeSgyNiHDhZ6rks

Oy Moishe what did he do this time
We're all gonna make it

>> No.19176554

>>19175891
newfag ::D

>> No.19176562

>>19175041
Nice
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>> No.19176616

>>19174587
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>>19176485
>>19176562

Sent ;-)

>> No.19176618

>>19174294
Y'all haven't seen this pasta before? Disgusting

>> No.19176660

Just send him $1000 for some legal and bank fees, and he will wire that to your bank account lol

>> No.19176662

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>> No.19176723

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>> No.19176743

>>19174294
Wow I just came from Reddit fresh off the boat thank you for your gold Stranger!


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>> No.19176776

>>19174587
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>>19176662
Enjoy your ban you subhumans
Fucking genetic trash

>> No.19176813

>>19174379
Upvoted and gilded ;)

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19176921

>>19176776
>Fucking genetic trash

>> No.19176985

>>19176616
Thanks. As a reward, to get to read my secret message in my address >>19176562

>> No.19176993

>>19174294
Happy that one anon made it

I'm not asking for much perhaps just a coffee's worth of satoshis during these tough times

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Thanks anon

>> No.19177049

Gimme da forkin muni, bitch

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>> No.19177077

>>19174294
preach anon
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19177095

>>19174294
Counterfeit and homosexual

>> No.19177105

>>19174294
1BBqpD9fBXbHA5JEBqdkiuFXHyfDjseNpU

your the man

>> No.19177128

uncle Moshe made me rich twenty times already

>> No.19177166

I wonder if these are bot replies or something, surely no living person is fucking dumb enough to fall for this.

>> No.19177228

>>19174294
2 blessed 2 be stressed

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>> No.19177283

>>19174294
Thanks Shlomo. Huge love+respect, just received.

>> No.19177300

Love you moshey
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>> No.19177312

I believe you, fren

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>> No.19177349

>>19174294
ANUDDA

>> No.19177372

Hello, Nice bro good luck with all that money really nice. can u help me a little please. LOVE YOU

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>> No.19177405

I BELIEVE in OP!

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>> No.19177413

>>19176616
Omg, it is real thx friend. Bless uncle moshe!

>> No.19177438

>>19176921
Kill yourself you piece of shit

>> No.19177446
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19177446

OMFG GUYS, I Literally JUST RECEIVED 25 BTC FROM HIM, WTF IS GOYNG ON?

>> No.19177534

I could use some havent had luck investing this month

I bow to our jew overlords

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>> No.19177543

Holy cow! bc1qv32wx8vzgywg5zc0hhccfpce86vhxzt8esttmu

>> No.19177787

Congratulations! >>19174294

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>>19177543

Literally none of you posted back so I assume OP is a meme

>> No.19177853

>>19174294
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Rise my friend! May the rest of your life be awesome :)

>> No.19177940

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:)

>> No.19177971

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congrats, thats amazing

>> No.19178009

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You lucky son of a...