>"Just move with your parents, anon. Its actually a lot cheaper than rent"

[Anonymous No.19167959]

>Live with my parents
>Have a lot of money
>Also employed and considered an essential worker
>Leave home to wage on my job on the fucking weekend
>Come back home late at night
>See the door to my room completely open
>WTF
>There's a fucking sticker on the fucking door that says do not enter, cant these niggers read
>My whole room has been scrutinized by my mom under the guise of "Cleaning my room"
>All my figurines, plushies and sex toys have been found out.
>I've been found out now

I get 1 fucking room in this whole fucking house, pay half the fucking bills, and not even the sanctity of my room or my privacy is respected. My fucking power level has been revealed and its all thanks to the unwarranted trust I put in noisy fucks. Have fun paying the bills from assholes, I'm leaving the fuck out next week

[Anonymous No.19168001]

>>19167959
If you weren't a degenerate it would be pretty awesome and perfectly redpilled having a bitch clean for you.

[Anonymous No.19168004]

>>19167959
I should start my plan too, how much should I save up if I'm planning to move to Seattle?

[Anonymous No.19168058]

>>19168004
>moving to Seattle
why

[Anonymous No.19168072]

>>19168058
Legalized suicide

[Anonymous No.19168085]

>>19167959
>sex toys
You know you have a hand right? Just fucking jerk your cock instead of pretending to be a fucking faggot ass sissy bitch cunt getting fucked by black cock you disgusting ugly ass discord tranny piece of shit. Kys.

[Anonymous No.19168107]

>>19168085
This

[Anonymous No.19168119]

>>19168085
hello, based department?

[Anonymous No.19168185]

>>19168085
>this much projection
Try a fleshlight and a couple of 100cm sex dolls from aliexpress

[Anonymous No.19168340]

>>19168185
how about you stop being an autistic virgin and try the real thing lmao

[Anonymous No.19169096]

>>19168085

Based

[Anonymous No.19169109]

>>19168072
don’t kys anon

[Anonymous No.19169126]

>>19168340
yeah OP, just bring a roastie home to the dildo room at your parents' house

[Anonymous No.19169159]

>>19167959
>found out
What a pussy. She ALREADY KNEW. She was just confirming how much of a faggot you are.
I openly have naked figures in my house and my parents visit all the time. Spoiler they don't fucking care they just wanted to confirm you were a fucking wierdo.

[Anonymous No.19169161]

>>19167959
this is very sad sir buy our coin and you can afford your own beautiful home with new sex toys costing many rupees

[Anonymous No.19169232]

>>19168340
Why settle for inferior products? A good doll is simply not comparable to a bag of dirty sandpaper, wet pile of cold dogshit, a tranny, female, or even a hole cut in the mattress. Dolls are peak eroticism and sensation. 10 years from now I'll be shocked if we even let females outside of the maternity houses or hospitals. They will be artificially inseminated by men looking to start a family, basically just paying for the cost of the facility to use her egg. They will be seen as lower than cattle. At least cows and e cute and make a lot of milk and good meat. Besides shit babies out women are worthless. You're straight up a faggot homosexual if you like women.

[Anonymous No.19169645]

>>19168185
Lmao @ 100cm

No thanks, will just save up my money and build wealth with SUTER

[Anonymous No.19169803]

>>19169126

[Anonymous No.19170031]

>>19167959
For the best OP. My parents don't dare disrespect my privacy because they know me moving out means they get foreclosed on.

>sex toys
They were at least onaholes...right?
>My whole room has been scrutinized by my mom under the guise of "Cleaning my room"
All women do that by the way. Modern women don't use the pretense of cleaning.

[Anonymous No.19170099]

>>19167959
>Not having a dildo safe
You brought this on yourself

[Anonymous No.19170140]

>>19170099
Takes too long, what if you need to access and have in your hands/other places in seconds? Takes minutes to twisty turny the safe knobs and its just a huge pain in the ass. I keep mine on a shelf by my bed. They're fucking cool looking, what kind of autist hides their toys anyway? I spent thousands on this collection, damn right I'm going to proudly display it.

[Anonymous No.19170146]

>>19167959
Just buy a tent and live in the woods. That's what I do
Fuck boomers

[Anonymous No.19170308]

>>19170140
>shelf full of shit covered bloody dragon dildos

"hey mom, dad, come and see my collection, i'm so proud of it, it's my life's work"

"hehe good stuff son, watcha got? Baseball cards? Stamps? Cigars? I remember when I was a nipper I had a mint Babe Ruth wish Ida kept it hehe oh well"

>door opens revealing the horrors
>old guy drops dead of cardiac arrest

You are going to kill your poor parents anon

[Anonymous No.19170317]

>>19170308
This

[Anonymous No.19170351]

>>19167959
>living with parents

how do people not hate being close to other people? literally cannot relax if someone is close. fucking social sniffing parasites.

[Anonymous No.19170408]

>>19170351
This is me but I don't have a job and can't find one, and don't have passive income to rent anywhere

[Anonymous No.19170448]

>>19167959
I'm planning to leave my mom's basement in fall. I'm sick of all the shit. I need to stay alone.

[Anonymous No.19170456]

>>19170308
Not my fault they can't appreciate true art. Oddly enough I still haven't got dragon dildo yet. I'll check every few months but nothing that really speaks to me yet. I like smaller toys since I'm insecure. It's one thing if it vibrates because my dick can't do that. A heavy shell g spot toy has a strong curve, my dick can't do that. But if it's 2" thick and 9" long I'd kill myself if a girl ever wanted to use that. Best to not even tempt girls like that. But my vibrator and norm size toy collection is quite impressive and is sure to kill any unworthy boomer who looks upon it.

[Anonymous No.19170492]

>>19170140
> it's just a huge pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.19170705]

>>19167959
Godspeed on moving out, anon. It'll be the best move you've ever made. The privacy and comfort gained from living alone or with a respectful roommate (or significant other) is invaluable.

[Anonymous No.19170725]

>>19170351

Your choices are

>mild daily annoyances
>a lifetime of debt slavery

I'll take the annoyances thanks. I'm European so naturally I make poverty tier wages due to taxation, but I'm still able to save and invest quite a lot due to moving in back home. I can invest around 75% of my income and still have money left over to live on. Yeah it's not fun, but I'm also doing better than most debt-ridden people of my generation.