/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.19162668]

I just started my new job as the bar manager for an upscale American steakhouse. i make $3000 after taxes every month and am looking for the best sports car under $30,000

as you know, restaurants employ VERY attractive girls and i need something that not only says "money" but also "boss". I need these girls to think I make a lot more money than I really do 1) for the respect and 2) for so i can bang them easier

I'm thinking a 2015 BMW M4

[Anonymous No.19162704]

>>19162668
Would nail the cunny looking one bottom right. Don't care what you question is anon. You brought this on yourself.

[Anonymous No.19162709]

Ngmi. I got the most ass of my life driving a shit box

[Anonymous No.19162733]

>>19162668
Yeah beemer is aight. Black girls will like you for it. If you want to impress white girls with a car it's gotta be next level up - corvette and supercars.
For your budget, I think you'll probably be far better off in a bigass truck.
You'll be best off in a motorcycle.
Don't drink and crash your fucking motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.19162735]

>>19162709
im sure they were 3/10s though

[Anonymous No.19162760]

>>19162733
nice. thanks for the tip. is there a reward system here for good comments?

[Anonymous No.19162773]

>>19162668
Check out Kia Stinger OP

[Anonymous No.19162774]

>buying expensive shit you can't afford in a vain attempt to attract random barfly thots
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.19162790]

>>19162760
just give him (you)'s

[Anonymous No.19162797]

>>19162760
We accept cute pepe memes and scantily-clad anime girls

[Anonymous No.19162802]

>>19162709
Most I got was when I was out of shape, had no car but was hitting the clubs at least three times a week and doing day game. Shit became easy as fuck. You don't need anything. Dya think cavemen had BMWs or gave a shit about their hairstyle. Nope.

[Anonymous No.19162818]

>this fucking thread and all the posts

[Anonymous No.19162837]

>>19162735
Sluts don’t care about cars. Guys do though. Are you gay?

[Anonymous No.19162842]

Up your budget and buy a used Aston Martin

[Anonymous No.19162845]

>>19162797
like this?

[Anonymous No.19162855]

>>19162802
Any day game tips? I'm a 7 but too shy to do cold approches, I'm afraid I will bother them

[Anonymous No.19162888]

>>19162845
We're even. It was a pleasure doing business with you, anon. Hope to see you 'round these parts more often.

[Anonymous No.19162924]

girls dont care about car specs they literally just care about brand. its the same reason they jealously mire the $500 chink garbage purses of another THOT just because it has a certain italian name or logo despite being able to easily afford a $60 hand crafted american leather bag thats 100 times better in every way


ferrari
lambo
porsche

those are universally recognized status symbol cars that every bimbo and THOT will know

if you are a poorfag then:
mercedes
bmw
cadillac

but those only work if you buy the high end sport models that look different from the generic sea of trophy-soccermom and lawyerfag-dad commute-mobiles.

[Anonymous No.19162970]

>>19162855
Honestly, Good Looking Loser and Gunwitch:

http://witch60.com/

https://www.goodlookingloser.com/

You'll beat your social anxiety and eventually be able to meet and fuck women during the day smoothly. It's mental noise.

Check out lester levenson to quiet the mind as well

[Anonymous No.19163008]

1. Just dont be a complete try hard faggot
2. Just quit now because that exactly what you are.

I was in restaurants so fucking long. The only attractive ones are the young ones and they dont give a fuck about your car. They care about you being attractive, smashing hard and often, and listening to them complain about their ex.

[Anonymous No.19163013]

>>19162970
Haven't heard GLL in ages. Nice call.

[Anonymous No.19163026]

>>19162970
Thx fren, I'll do my homework with your resources first thing in the morning. I wish you success with your favorite shitcoin

[Anonymous No.19163057]

>>19162668
In addition, this photo sums up all restaurants that hire attractive girls.

The girls are all fucking chads who play rugby and plan on becoming MMA fighters. All looking to hopefully score some nig football player.

The center is your average beta white boy who follows all the corporate rules and prints the numbers. He works all the time on salary, never works out, and eats high calorie restaurant food. He can never cross the line and actually hit on any of the girls because hed get fired.

[Anonymous No.19163069]

>>19162668
> earns good income
> knows the existence of investing
> chooses to blow it on garbage some thot may find cool

Stay poor. Keep making those car companies rich.

[Anonymous No.19163185]

>>19163057
I'm best friends with the general manager and he told me before I started that these girls will try to sleep with you to get on your good side so be careful. I'm fully prepared to have sex my first month here. I've already positioned one of the walk in cooler cameras to create a blind spot so I can grab and flirt with girls who come back there for supplies

[Anonymous No.19163222]

>>19162668
If you don't have a good personality (or a bad personality but with confidence) then a car won't do shit. Girls literally care about how you make them feel emotionally more than money, having money can make them feel safe, but if they're not vibing with you, then they'll use you for your money and leave.

[Anonymous No.19163249]

>>19163185
lmao suuuuuuuuure.

I can only think of like one or two experiences where a manager banged someone in the front of house.

The best position to be in is to work the floor with them, so you all get off at the same time and can go out for drinks. More interaction...instead of creeping on them in the walk in.

[Anonymous No.19163282]

>>19163185
Don't be a fucking retard, don't you understand how fucking dangerous and improper this is? It's incredibly easy to get fired, as it is, if you accidentally offend someone or if your boss willingly uses something out of context to replace you. People are perfectly willing to fuck YOUR life up if it means they get their way, and there is no easier way to fuck your life up than for getting fired for sexual harassment. Do not behave sexually at work, do not have any blind spots in your restaurant, and for God's sake if you have a problem child working under you, record every interaction with them as they will certainly record you. Do not bring sexuality to work. It isn't a chad behavior, it isn't funny, it's straight up dangerous for your future. Be a boss, be a chad, be suave, but do not under any circumstances behave sexually at work you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.19163337]

>>19163249
so you're either BOH or a male server meaning you work at a chain. typical rules dont apply at a non-franchise

[Anonymous No.19163338]

>>19163282
>Be a boss, be a chad, be suave
holy shit this current generation is so fucking stupid
have fun with that

[Anonymous No.19163445]

>>19163282
the restaurant I work at is in a small town. word gets around quickly. I know 3 or 4 girls who nobody will employ because they tried to fuck over the owner/managers.

owners/GMs communicate sexual harrassment claims to other owners/GMs to blacklist the employees who make these claims. word also gets out and these girls can be brutal. harassing the girls who made the claim etc. and who can blame them, the restaurant is their livelyhood and they cant afford it to be shut down

[Anonymous No.19163538]

>>19163445

Don't. There will inevitably be one girl that will be liked by the owners more than they like you. When that happens, you can bet your ass will be grass if that particular girl is the manipulative sort. I'm just telling you to protect yourself, regardless of the moral implications of you trying to flirt with your direct reports. It's 2020, and all it'll take is the wrong girl to realize she can mobilize the twitter army after your boss buries a claim and you very well could be fucked forever.

tl;dr Please don't be a retard, people take things the wrong way enough as it is, don't *actually* bring sexuality into the workplace you mongoloid.

[Anonymous No.19163609]

>>19162668
you don't need a car for this.

If you want to look like a boss for cheap buy a tr6

[Anonymous No.19163615]

>imagine wasting money to impress and later have a chance to sleep with thots like simps instead of getting a good girl for marriage

[Anonymous No.19163633]

>>19163538
I think you're smelly jelly :^)

[Anonymous No.19163689]

>>19163609
>breaks down on way to gas station
>breaks down on way to work
>breaks down just while being parked in garage

if you arent mechanically inclined and can constantly tweak these shitboxes yourself dont get one

[Anonymous No.19163699]

>>19163633
It's his funeral, coomer.

[Anonymous No.19163724]

>>19162668
lmao short dick mentality there buddy. get cucked

[Anonymous No.19163725]

>>19163185
>https://www.goodlookingloser.com/
>>19163445

Jesus christ wtf

>>19162668
>>19162668

I unironically believe women should be slaves in the kitchen but mongoloids like you deserve the pike

[Anonymous No.19163755]

>>19163282
>>19163538
Only sensible advice ITT. Don't shit where you eat anon, unless you really don't care about your career and future employment prospects.

[Anonymous No.19163889]

>>19162842
That’s terrible advice but op should consider it.

[Anonymous No.19164199]

>>19162668
It's cool to live within your means anon.

Aim for a comfortable, functional car. Start working out (can be basics from home if you prefer). Invest 20% of your capital remaining after expenses. Save the rest.

Don't devalue yourself by chasing thots. One-night stands will make you depressed. Focus on becoming a better person and love will find you, no need to actively seek it, just take advantage of opportunities as they arise.

Good luck, and don't forget to buy 1UP.

[Anonymous No.19164238]

>>19162668
Buy a $2,000 junker kiddo and go beans and rice for a year.

[Anonymous No.19164512]

>>19164199
sounds boring

money isnt everything man

[Anonymous No.19164893]

>>19163725
>I unironically believe women should be slaves in the kitchen
>in the kitchen
t. fatfuck

learn to cook. women should be nothing more than sex slaves that clean up after you

[Anonymous No.19165403]

>>19163689
they're actually pretty reliable if you take care of them. Ive been driving mine for years, no breakdowns. But yeah, not for someone unwilling to work on a very simple car. But if you aren't willing to work on a car, you have no business owning a sports car as a daily driver.

[Anonymous No.19165505]

>>19162704

[Anonymous No.19165520]

>>19165403
Having a sports car as a daily driver is a mistake anyways. Your sports car should be an addition to your current car, the one you use for fun and trackdays.

[Anonymous No.19165540]

>>19162668
This bait is 2 months too late. Nobody eats out anymore especially in upscale places lol.

[Anonymous No.19165635]

ruths chris?

[Anonymous No.19165712]

>>19162668
2004 Corvette Z06. Maybe $22k. For the price best performance sports car you can get.

[Anonymous No.19165843]

>>19162668
Bezos had a Honda Accord as late as 2013.

[Anonymous No.19165865]

>"manager" position pays slightly above the poverty line
lmao

[Anonymous No.19166588]

>>19165865
>thinking I do it for the money
pffttthahahaha small brain

[Anonymous No.19166724]

>>19162802
Cavemen didn’t have BMWs of course. But they did have the biggest stick in the cave.

[Anonymous No.19166752]

>get deep in debt with a car you can't afford to bang 3/10 waitresses when you're the manager

Lol oh shit. Lmao. You have any idea how easy that shit is?

You are their boss. They automatically want to bang.

Like, do you know how many times I told chicks to fuck off when I was a restaurant manager in a corporate chain???

Also, you lose your job if you sleep with hourly staff. Mediocre vag isn't worth it.

That shit is shooting fish in a barrel.

You're not playing the general manager game right lmao.

[Anonymous No.19166765]

>>19165865
The poverty line for a 1-person household is in the $12k range, annually. He's making triple that.
>B-B-BERNIE SANDERS

[Anonymous No.19167758]

>>19166752
>restaurant manager in a corporate chain
lol that sucks ass
>Also, you lose your job if you sleep with hourly staff
corporate chains suck ass. I'd NEVER manager any franchise. how'd you not kill yourself?